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I laughed so hard at this. I cannot remember the last time I laughed this way though, I am Yoruba

mrNEMZY:
Lewandowski
Icadi,
And our very own oshimehn

You left out Duvan Zapata of Atalanta and may more good strikers.

2special:
Nigeria need to pick a point in order to qualify for the world cup.

We already did!

Llorente's yansh takes Spurs to the semis. Talk about the rejected stone being the chief corner stone. lol. Happy for the calamitous Llorente

Erickson will never make such useless mistake in his life again . Now, all the Tottenham players should fold their hands behind their back to avoid handballs. lol

See the way Lorente is running . Where was he bought from?

banqalee:
5k just won me 30,000 naira on;
Psg 1.5 goals, Liverpool win and Mancity 2.5goals.
Party tomorrow!!!

Where is the party at? Psg's loss to Lille stopped me from getting 256k last weekend.

nelronaldo:
I dey tell you

If Man city makes a good attack, they will score...........Tottenham does not seem like a mature team that can hold on, though ,I hope they progress.

kinibigdeal:
This game may lead to extra time. Tottenham will worn out

There is no way the game can lead to extra time. If Man city scores, Man city goes through. If it remains same, Spurs go through.

tomtos88:
Wen the goal was 1:2 they should have replaced the coach with mourinho... I bet it will still be same or just 2:2

I am telling you. Any blunder at this stage will be terrible................Someone should tell Dele Alli to be sharper. He is too sluggish tonight.

nelronaldo:
That Llorente is a disaster.

He is calamitous to say the least. Now, he has scored a goal with his yansh . At least, he tried for that one

Sethzenon:
Truth, for Guardiola to bench Fernandinho and play 3 attacking midfielders especially De Bruyne who has not been completely fit this season, they should have seen it coming.

All they had to do was prevent De Bruyne from having so much time with the ball

Exactly! And again, Dele Alli has been so poor so far and Spurs players are generally slow compared to Man city.

flamingREED:
My Old Lady is gone.
What should I rejoice for?

Your old lady has one of the worst midfields..............no supply from midfield, nothing!The old lady should invest in good midfielders. They are also poor at defending corner kicks. The goal they conceded yesterday was very similar to the same one they conceded against SPAL over the weekend. Same error, same ball knock down. If they had watched the match and corrected such error, perhaps that Ajax nodder would not have gone in.

Tottenham is not a team that can be relied on...The coach had no plan to mark De Bruyne, Sterling is left roaming unattended to and then they have a dummy variable up front .

trapQ:
It is absolutely not possible that every single player in that team understands yoruba. I get your point but he general instructions in yoruba. It is not possible that they all understand it.

I get your point too.

useless Tottenham team.....poorly clinical. Nice goal from Aguero.

trapQ:
You're right no doubt and that is only true when that particular player he spoke to understands yoruba. But like I said earlier,
a non-yoruba player was with the ball when the coach gave an instruction so how can communication be effective in that instance.

A non Yoruba player might be with the ball and still understand Yoruba perfectly even way more than English. An Igbo guy born and bred in Lagos with little or no much schooling will understand Yoruba and Nigerian pidgin way more than English.........if he spoke with a non- Yoruba guy in Yoruba language, then, he must really know that such player understands perfectly.

lepasharon:
Did you read the story at all? It says they met on dating apps, they were strangers. Your guard should be up around strangers

After meeting on social media, there is a familiarisation process. Not just a mere meeting. You meet someone, you get talking for a while, hang out a couple of times and go under the sheets. It is not necessarily a case of first meet, first sex or one night stand.

AccessME:
it's like most of u here on Nairaland have not hear or even know about spiritualist making money for people in Ghana. Have not hear anyone talked about it here in and it baffles me. precisely people that have made it through using such means choose to remain silent.
However, it's carried out asking the beneficiaries to come with $1000 that will be used to buy items needed to do the work and after the work is done, the beneficiary earns $100,000 in returns. Although it all depends on how much u can raise for the work, if u can raise more than $1000, u will sure make more than $100,000 return. The process is referred to as Instant Money Making. in other words, it comes with no future effects and it's advisable one key into it to make money and be rich.
if u are interested u can mention me and If u want, I will give u contact of different spiritualist u can choose from but I personally have choose one already cos he has earn my trust already.
i"m sharing this piss cos i'm looking for someone to go Ghana with me.

Some people have used this means to make money but they wouldn't tell u thus, u are left in the dark thinking how they made such money within a short period of time

If u are interested u can mention me and If u want, I will give u contact of different spiritualist u can choose from but I personally have choose one already cos he has earn my trust already.
i"m sharing this piss cos i'm looking for someone to go Ghana with me.
it's a thing some people have used to make money but they wouldn't tell u and u are left in the dark thinking how they made such money within short while.

PS I want those living in Ghana that knows much about this to clarify me on doubt of this being in scam.

Nigerians are generally not as stewpid as you are.

egojiokwu:
Yes you know what's up. Ordinary N50 CD should have saved their lives.

You guys do as if these things are 1+1. Don't you know that in the heat of the moment, he may slip it out and go raw and the lady will never complain? or after several rounds with protection and there exist some bonding already, 1 round may go without protection. These are the likelihoods. It is not as if the ladies met a stranger and did not use protection. cc:lepasharon

trapQ:
The only stupid person here is you. Common sense should tell you that while addressing people of various tribes and languages it is preferable to speak in a language they can all understand.

I do not agree wit this. It depends on the content of the instruction. In football, it can be of 2 types; group specific instruction or player specific instruction. If the instruction is player specific, an instructor or any member of the coaching crew can communicate in any language he feels the recipient will understand it most and sink it well. If the instruction is group specific, it can be communicated in the lingual franca for uniformity. The fact that someone speaks a local dialect therefore should not be a problem.

I heard someone(a member of the coaching crew) speak in Yoruba to Olusegun, telling him "you do not need all those thngs you are doing". He said " o needi gbogbo iyen". I guess the message was for him to be more focused, calm and sharp in front of goal. In 2007, it was a delight to see some of our players communicate in Nigerian Pidgin.

teelaw4life:
Top detective work. You get full marks for effort. He's our guy by the way. I saw a lot of players pass through Awo, during my 4 year stay at Awo but Aguero was mesmerising in attack. He couldscore all type of goals, plays with both feet too. Proper player.

Yes o!!!!!!!!!!!! I be detector per excellence! . Did he play today? I did not see him play. Seems the coach decided to rest him.

Uganda beats Tanzania by 3 goals to nil.

Owologbo:
didn't u see the way they were behaving like Ballack in front of goal instead of Lampard?

Hahahaha. You mean instead of Drogba ? or is Drogba even too much?

teelaw4life:
Lmao... Great bro!!!. Make we no loud am. He's one of us and we are proud of him.

I did not attend Ife but I can decipher who he is. If his nickname is Aguero, he must be diminutive. The scorer of today's goal is not dimunitive so we move to the first game. In the first game, the first goal scorer and one other guy are diminutive and are both left footed. A simple google workout will reveal O.O (Faculty of Tech) as the answer to your puzzle. I wonder what you are hiding though . Don't mind me, I can unravel any hidden info with just 5 minutes on my computer. Call me a "virtual inspector Bediako" if you wish.

zinizta:
the other guy was offside....

Yeah, he was.

JhimmySpark:
That Tijani na baller... Has an eye for killer passes, very decisive, defensively alert.. Correct 4

He is the man of the match.

Divine is another biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggg foooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Not better than the person he replaced. The boys are quite athletic but most of them have a very low IQ.

Owologbo:
they are toothless when it comes to scoring.

Lol. We have totally handicapped them. They are no match for the Nigerian team..........and they dominated Uganda so much when they played.

RTSC:
It's obvious to everybody na.

But anyway, it's all good.

A lot of work still needs to be done on the team. Are you watching?

RTSC:
victory is not the most important at this level.

Talent and skill nuturing is.

We defeated de gea at the U-17 level yet we don't have a goal keeper of his calibre today.

How does my write up imply that "victory is the most important thing"?