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AngelicBeing:

Lol. I will be waiting for the cold origin

FromZeroToHero:
See the beauty of mathematics. two different methods but still arrived at the same answer.

Let me give you another approach by taking it from the back this time

frankomale1:
A girl went to school and the teacher asked, how old are you? She replied I don't know but I know that I'm half my mother's age.

The teacher asked OK how old is your mother? She said I don't know but I know that my dad is 5 years older than my mother.

The teacher, then asked how old is your dad? She said I don't know but I know that if we add our ages the answer is 100 years...

Now, how old is the girl, her mum, and her dad?

Please show your workings!

Cc
Lalasticlala

Let the father's age be = P
Mother's age = P-5 since the father is 5 years older than her
and daughters age = (P-5)/2 since her age is half of the mum's.
(P-5)/2 + (P-5) + P = 100
(P-5) + 2(P-5) + 2P = 200
P-5 + 2P-10 +2P =200
5P= 200 + 15
5P= 215
P=215/5
P= 43
Father = 43 years old
Mother= 43- 5(since the father is 5 years older)= 38 years old.
Daughter= 38/2 (since her age is half of the mum's)= 19 years old.
(F,M,D)= (43,38,19) is the required set of solution.

butt pad......highly disgusting and shows inferiority complex and low self esteem.

Tinkybabe:
Naturalwaves! Been aeons! How are you??

Holla Tinybabe. How have you been too? What did you bring for me?

Muscomide:
As in ehnnn, standards don drop wella.

Such a shame!

OyiboOyibo:
She is a dentist,finished from UI

Okay. Thanks. Doesn't still change anything though.

If this babe really studied medicine, then medicine is now a joke..........a place where you will find very dull students. I wonder the kind of institutions she attended. Make una see her sentences..........wtf is "I hear people used to.....", "how did they used to do it?...." and the rest of the jargon she put up there . This one na Nwa Doctor

Countdown:
Contact IT unit of your study centre. Within 48hrs or less, it will be resolved. I experienced that too

The IT unit are so daft that they do not know there is a general problem with the pathway right? So, people should leave work and start heading to study centre to get it fixed?

suffymum:
Somebody help me o!!!, it's 3 days to TMA2 submission and I could not access my own.I keep getting a message to try again, is this how I will keep trying till it closes,I didn't see anybody else having similar issue. Is it only me?.Please help a friend

You are not the only one. The same thing happened till TMA 1 closed. Now, it is happening to TMA 2 as well. What a useless school.

HarkymTheOracle:
Thanks

You are welcome.

As a teacher of young children, my classes start with music and ends with music and dancing and they love it! Our theme song is Angelique Kidjo's WOMBOLOMBO. You must make learning fun to get the best out of your students.

HarkymTheOracle:
Checkout my Able God's freestyle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHGhu1gkYIc

Your freestyle is on point. You tried with the rhymes too. Keep trying.

Gbengageorge:
There is a mistake here, Ikate is different from Ikota. Coming from VI, Ikate is before the Second toll gate while Ikota is after the second toll gate.

Don't mind me. I always mix up the two.Thanks.

philybuck:
Yeah that’s their way, crazy bunch and the staffs work in fear because he doesn’t just fire you if you are found wanting, he makes sure the bouncers beat you to pulp before you leave the premises. I got tired of seeing such occurrence from my room upstairs.

na wa o

Zzyy:
Dat babe is pure talent

Yeah yeah....says she was wondering "which one be Askamaya again?", she meant it sounded a bit like an unserious place .....that was why she said "olomoge askamaya".

philybuck:
Hahaha u even lasted long to have worked for two months, when I lodged there last year, I noticed most of the staffs left within two weeks of employment. Everything there is over priced and the management only cares about money, had to move over to the hotel opposite it and came there every evening for drinks.

Really overpriced ............everything is overpriced. When I got a pack of juice, it was ordinary 250 naira/ 300 naira outside. I bought it for 2,500 naira (times 10) and someone was still telling me that the owner will get annoyed for not buying alcohol that what I got was a mixer. So, I should get a drink from 16k upwards which I would not even enjoy cos the owner does not want me to take a mixer? Smh. The babe sef was so terrified lest she loses her job if caught.

NLNL:
Na same person get brilla fm and picaddily suites. Larry Izahmodje

Are you serious? If that is the case, it only says much about the kind of person he is and how he manages things. I can now imagine how his staff will be treated...the hotel no get working intercomm o , water leaks so bad onto the balcony from almost all the ACs, some wardrobes in there are dilapidated.The swimming pool is an eyesore to say the least; my friends could not swim cos it was so dirty when they went there. Place looks like somewhere you can pick a bed bug from. I wonder why he now tries to deceive the public, asking those coming from abroad to come lay their heads there.....He did not even fear for dear life. What if an angry customer deals with him after falling for all the sweet lies?

chuksanambra:
Nonsense

1. Standard Trust acquired UBA after Belo Osagie ruined UBA.

2. Union Bank was nearly run aground with Barth Ebong and Co.

3. First Bank was seriously affected by its massive over-exposures to oil and gas deals when its debtors with debts in dozens of billions of Naira couldn't pay back.

4. GTB's corporate governance is madt and is presently Nigeria's most profitable company.

5. I'll put my money in Zenith over UBA and Union.

Lol. Okay o. I will bookmark this page for you.

sacramento1212:
And where do you place the likes of Stanbic IBTC and Zenith Bank?

Probably group 2

martphreak:
I don't know the wrong I did to all these banks o...anyone I use they must merge....from oceanic to ecobank, skyebank to Polaris, Diamond now to access I think bank PHB to UBA...who did I offend....

Rule number 1. Your main account should be with 1 of the 3 proven lions......Union Bank, First Bank and UBA.
Rule number 2...........Access/ Gtb are the 2 next options after 1.
Rule no 3....The like of Fcmb, sterlingy etc etc cannot really be trusted.

manitoba:
Askamaya is a poorly maintained Hotel filled with 'Olosho'.

They have strip clubs and bar.

At a point in time, the dad who originally owns it and has similar business at Festac handed it over to one of the sons.

I wouldn't doubt if such happened there as I once witnessed people making out on the floor in the middle of the Night some years back.

Making out on the floor? Na wa o.
The so called son is embroiled in power oriented tendencies. The father better come to take over lest he runs the place down with bad management and pride.

kingsfire:
Thanks brother

You are welcome!

RZArecta2:
hope you don't go there o, wouldn't want anybody to break your head because of rotten chicken

Hahahahahaha

donogaga:
Lol. This isn't good for the image/reputation of the Hotel.

And again, the name of the Hotel is pretty funny.

BTW, where is it located?

The worst hotel so far so good on that axis is still PICADDILY...If you see the suite, you will run...........coloured water, bad water system, poorly maintained building, bad TV, suite looked like we are in the 70s. I wonder how they manage to make adverts on Brilla Fm and Brilla Fm never went to even check what they are advertising for. Shey na by force to have a hotel ni?

donogaga:
Lol. This isn't good for the image/reputation of the Hotel.

And again, the name of the Hotel is pretty funny.

BTW, where is it located?

It is located around Ikate area. Almost opposite Mega Chicken. Their signpost is very visible from the opposite side of Mega chicken. It is off the express.Very good location but useless management. Ikate is just before VGC after Chevron when coming from Lekki axis.

kingsfire:
Op please explain the headline
Ayam lost.

1.A boy named Bright was butchered by assailants some years back but he survived.(Butchered when used for a person means killed though. I am wondering how he survived )
2.The culprits that performed the act got released subsequently.
3.An organisation called BBI helped to get all the culprits back and made sure they were re-arrested.
4.Bright's father(Mr. Sunday) was arrested and allegedly accused of kidnapping (maybe due to the fact that the Police wasn't happy the former culprits were re-arrested).
5. Bright says his dad has been killed in the Police custody (We are not even sure of this).

What an incoherent write-up. Na by force to blog?

Zzyy:
Ol omoge askamaya

According to Teni, she actually saw the place before getting inspiration to sing that song. She said she saw the name while driving.

Askamaya is poorly maintained. I once lodged a male friend of mine there when he came from outside Lagos as we needed to get a lot of things done the next morning. The quality has gone way way down. The young guy who is the said manager/owner barely listens to advice or complaints. He is all about the money. We strolled into the club that night and I requested for a pack of juice. I was told I cannot get it unless I settle for an alcohol or one of those overly expensive drinks and I do not take alcohol. Someone had to sneak my juice for me. The owner was looking sternly from afar. According to the person that served me, he must not know because my juice was tagged "a mixer" and not a drink. Smh. I angrily stormed out back to the room. He is finally going to run that place down with his bad management despite the good location of the hotel. The bathrooms in the rooms are appallling..........bad water system, old layout/tubs, AC does not chill well, TV is not so clear, can barely flip channels. I am not even sure the intercomm works well. They do not even have a good kitchen, all they seem to have is someone to make noodles for you. Such a shame!
The night I was there, there was pandemonium too....they had issues with a customer and insisted he won't drive out his car from the compound............always fighting with customers........useless hotel/club.

The woman is an ingrate. I saw the video yesterday and she sounded so ungrateful. It was just annoying.

pyruvateluv:
TMA is down again. Very soon they will close it

Nonsense

Same way they closed the first set without being able to do them. Smh

Ladies are fond of buying extremely cheap things for themselves all in the name of trying to save cost.....You will see them rushing to buy 200 naira, 500 naira tops and 1,000 shoes and they will gather there as if it is a congregation. It is even still a bit okay to do that for clothes and shoes but for panties Come on! If a lady feels that brand new panties from China are of inferior quality, why not buy packs of brand new ones from European countries? Is Victoria secret the only manufacturer of quality panties? I am sure most of the used ones they claim to buy are still from China.When you even see the so called designer panties they are claiming to buy, you will shake your head and ask if this is the designer panties. What percentage of them buy designer panties? Even on Ebay, there are quality chinese panties for less than a dollar. Some designer brands are even around 4k- 5k. If a lady invests 30k in panties per annum, would that be too much? That is about 2,500 naira a month and about 83 naira savings a day. They waste money on frivolous things and leave out one of the most essential things. A lady that knows how to mix and combine things well would not have problems maintaining a set of quality panties and spicing it up with some other good ones from the so called China.