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Lily4star:
Now I see, WOMANOLOGIST , I didn't even know all that seriously, your description sounded very sure like you knew what you were saying, I'm still running tho

I have not denied that I know what I am saying . Did you watch any match today?

Lily4star:
My God, youuuuuuuuuuuuuu, look at the way you analysed a vj and everything, you are a bad influence, don't talk to me again

. Funny you lily4star. You know the woman body is a science on its own that needs to be studied in order to know what you are up against when the time comes otherwise, one is going to do a very shoddy job. Moreover, 4 of my friends are medical doctors so I can easily ask basic questions with just a ping or message. I also had a couple of medical dictionaries when growing up and spanked an A1 in WASSCE's Biology. That explains the analysis and all these contributes to me having an A+ in womanology (apologies to D'banj). Don't run o, most of them are from mere reading


That picture you put up there really cracked me up. The caption should be " YOU DON ENTER ONE CHANCE".

LePrezident:
Several doesn't mean the majority hope you know... and man, you have no idea what ladies can take.

Abi o, particularly those ones that look so innocent. Let me gist you
I once had a night out with a friend in a club and there was this tiny little girl ( stripper) that kept on disturbing me. I had to give her cash twice for a supposed lap dance session which I did not have just to let her go. The second time, I had her sit by my side for about 10 minutes and we discussed t length. This tiny girl told me she is up to anything and can take any size in the course of discussion. She was even demonstrating with the section of the hand from wrist to the elbow section. She could not have been more than 20 years. So, I agree with you, I really do not have an idea

LePrezident:
Chair, I can tell you on authority that several ladies can take 9 inch without complain. This op is lying, that pic is not his

I doubt this assertion. The average vee is 3 inches and stretches to an extra 3 inches+ making an average of 6 inches + during arousal. Any dude above 6 inches will even give an A spot orgasm. Most 7+, 8, 9 inches etc will find it hard to stick in the whole of their member without damage/ pain. This is not to say that there are no ladies with longer stretches but they are few and not several like you said.

KennyID17:
U meant to say womb destroyer!!!

. More like it. or Uterus crusher, cervix spoiler etc

JesusChrist666:
Money was never the focus of this post. I just took a screenshot of my account balance and removed it immediately.

Those who saw it couldn't say anything again...

Yeah, I know it was not the focus. I was explaining to the dude that one could have other things to worry about aside money.

KennyID17:
Who no like better suntin?

Hahahaha. Funny you. This one don pass better something o. Have you ever heard of the word " intestine shifter"?

LePrezident:
Guy, as I said earlier, I have seen those pics before on a blog (which I can't remember) two years ago. Don't fall for the OP's iron bread unless you are in cahoot with him to mislead the public.

@ bolded. Though, I have had friends who usually complain of sizes o and how ladies run away when it is time for coitu.s even though theirs is not as big as this. Maybe that is why I would be more prone to believing than misbelieving.

HIScraziness:
Am I missing something? Why did the Op include the cash he takes home every month?

.....Maybe to tell us that " the rich also cry" (though 400k+ is not too much an amount to make for a guy) or to paint a picture of one not being
able to have it all.

SINZ:
I hope he got what he wanted then

Yeah, I think. It was a research sort of.
......................And I learnt alot from it too.

LePrezident:
You can lie for Africa, that's why you took the pic away. People said it was cucumber not roll-on. Stop using lie to distort statements of fact. If it is you, write your moniker on the boxer shorts and snap a pic.

He does not necessarily have to do this to prove anything. So, he should start searching for markers o write on it? He could write Nairaland on a paer beside the pic though but he has nothing to prove to anyone and I do not feel he should put up any pic again. Moreover, he said he was gonna put them down soon which he did.

SINZ:
LOL, that last part got me

Well atleast they didn't pretend not to like it. One wouldn't expect a serious OP to bring an issue as delicate as this to romance section, have you thought about that? Whatever happened to the Health and Family sections? Was he hoping to find doctors and nurses in this section? I personally am not surprised by the response he got. I also think its actually what he wants

I get. He has tried the medical line . I think he just wanted to see it from the social point of view or how socially accepted such a big member is and to check from the comments if peple have experienced or seen such or how frequent it has been for them. He has been able to find out that it is an abnormally which has satisfied his curiosity. So, he needs to intensify his search for a solution.

SINZ:
Na big preek na?

Wetin else?

You know America is the headquatres of Sodom and most por.n flicks from there feature alot of these black American dudes and some cross over migrants. It is now built in their subconscious mind that, black guys are synonymous with that and could bang their brains out. You see how trivial they could get? I am not usually like this here, I just feel like addressing some issues. lol. Someone came out with a worrisome issue and the best most of them could do is to salivate, get freaky and send pms

SINZ:
Its an open secret that Nigerian girls love dick.. They just pretend they don't.

Have you ever wonder why they usually say they want black guys Take a guess

KennyID17:
U dont say!!!

You came late. I think the OP has pulled down the initial pictures(they were not nudes but painted the picture of what he was talking about). He even said they have started sending him Pms

SINZ:
As is the norm on NL. We're all doubting thomas's by default.

This was not about making verifications o. They were so freaky.

[quote author=SINZ post=55839666][/quote]The "f" thing was just splashed allover the "viewing this thread" section.
Imagine, one of them was even so lost she was asking for a nude picture forgetting that she is on a public forum. Smh

Going by the number of ladies viewing the thread, I can see that size indeed matters and a lot of them are so freaky.

About 14 years ago, I had an appendectomy surgery for an inflamed appendix. My mum was with me prior to the surgery and waited outside the operating room while it lasted. It was successful and I was wheeled into a recovery room. My mum was told to go home and come back in few hours time since I was still unconscious due to the anaesthetic admitted on me during the procedure. She left the hospital and was on her way home when (according to her) something told her to go back ( That was about 10 to 15 minutes after leaving....The hospital was a trekkable distance from home). According to her, she asked herself the purpose of going home and why she cannot stay with me and just stare at me while I am still unconscious? She turned back and headed to the hospital. She went in straight to the room I was put. Lo and behold, I was gasping seriously for breathe and was jacking up and down. She ran out and called the Doctor and nurses, everyone ran like it was a race. The doctor then discovered that the nurse that set the drip did not set it well. Rather than the drip going into my body, my blood was going into the drip and the drip was completely red and filled with blood. Imagine someone that just lost blood through surgery losing the remaining blood in that manner.

I am so grateful to my mum for her intuition and for turning back to stay with me in the hospital rather than go home. If not, there would not have been a "naturalwaves". I consider this a miracle

Lessons Learnt
1. Always be close to loved ones when they are in the hospital
2. Don't trust Doctors and nurses completely...they could be so careless
3. Hospitals should have people to monitor patients that are recovering or set a close range camera.
4.Moreover, there should be an emergency bell on the bedside of any patient. Many have died because they could not talk nor reach for help on time.
Thank you mummy!
CC: swissheart

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masperano:
Lol nice guess.... I still believe if you look at it well you can solve it accurately without eyeballing it. Think about it more and see if you can..I will provide the solution when you demand. cheers mate

Okay bro. I think I will need some angle formulas to resolve that o if I wanted to and I have lost touch with most of them. I will try again sha maybe after work but I doubt if this is for 6th grade o.

masperano:
can you solve this geometry problem for 6th grade in China.

Area of tringle ACD = 1/2b * h
=1/2 * 20 * 10
= 100
If the 2 different parts of the circle in the down region containing the red areas are joined together, we will get a complete circle. Therefore, we need to subtract the area of the circle from the area of the triangle to get the part that remains.
The radius of the circle is 5 (i.e half way through the side of the rectangle. Hence, area = pie * radius square
= 22/7 * 25
78.57
The remaining portion of the area = 100- 78.57
=21.43
But 21.43 is not the area of the remaining red region. In order to get the area of the red region, we still need to subtract that small part down there around the place I tagged “ A ” and this is where the problem lies.
The final solution will be gotten by subtracting the area of the small region close to where I tagged "A" from 21. 43. I do not know how to get the area of that small region but if I extend the image to make a square and try and see or guess what size of the square that portion will take, I will say around 1/8 of the portion.
Area of square is 25 and 1/8 of it will give 3.125 ( this is just an estimate by eyes o. lol)
THerefore, estimated area of the red region is 21.43- 3.125 = 18.305 metre or centimeter square since you did not give the unit of the dimensions.
Note: The real answer should flabitate between plus or minus 2 from this estimated answer

Edited

Calculating the area of the small piece on the left corner
Area of small piece= area of the smaller triangle formed - the right piece - the semi circular part
= 1/2 *10*5 -right piece - semi circular part
= 25 - right piece- semi circular part

Finding the area of the right piece
To get this, we need to extend a square shape to the diagram and subtract a quatre of a circle from it
Area of extended square is 5 square = 25
Area of quatre of circle is (22/7 * 25)/ 4 = 19.64
Area occupied by the right piece = 25- 19.64
= 5.36
So now, we are left with finding just the area of the semi circular part.
NOTE: The semi circle formed by this area was not formed from the bigger triangle, so we cannot use the big triangle to resolve this.

How to solve the area of the semi circular part
The only way to do this is to draw up a triangle on the semi circle such that part of the triangle will serve as the radius of the bigger circle. The reason for doing this is to obtain a sector which we can easily subtract a triangle from in order to get the area of that small part. The triangle formed will be an isosceles triangle.
This will give 17.68 after solving. 17.68 is the area of the semi circular part
Recall that area of the small piece formed = Area of new triangle drawn - area of right piece - area of semi circular part
= 25-5.36-17.68
= 1.96

Therefore, the area of our red region = our initial 21.43- 1.96
= 19.47 metre or centimetre square
Note: I attached the image of how the cut was made and how the area of the semi circular part was resolved. Check image below and please, do not tell me I am wrong because this question kept me on my sit for 2 hours+ after work . It is so tough o.
Cc: masperano, thankyoujesus, emmitex77,inschool

masperano:
can you solve this geometry problem for 6th grade in China.

I think I will like to give this a try once I am settled.

vibeskartel101:
the same madrid find it hard to beat atm, the two finals played with them got to extra time.

That is true. Familiar terrain.

vibeskartel101:
madrid only massacres weak teams or when they are assisted.

Hahahaha. You know this is not true. Moreover, there are no small teams in football. No under dogs anymore.

willjoe:
simeone's playing a smart one. He knew they cud tump leicester, so they went all out attack. If it were bayern or real, they'd sit back and do counter....dnt knw if u remember, they beat bayern at group stage

Yeah, sure I did. They almost won it few years ago before Ramos equalised. Honestly, they deserve it but they will need to be more mature and calm in front of goal to achieve that.

willjoe:
lol.. I hope athletico wins dat trophy

Well, I doubt this. They were held by Leicester. If Bayern or Real Madrid had met that same Leicester, they may be walloped as high as 5:0 or even more. They still lack a bit of quality and maturity for big matches. The only thing that can work for them is determination, high work rate etc. Unfortunately, it takes more than that to win a match of such magnitude. The quality of the Madrid team is so high and on their day, they can massacre any opposition. Look at Leicester for example. they tried their best but lack UCL exposure. The strikers were not calm in front of goal, all they wanted to do was to play a fast shot and it affected them a bit.

Maxcollins042:
How can you say that the penalty awarded to Bayern is not a deserving one? Robben was brought down inside the penalty just that he made the most of it.

The penalty awarded o Bayern in the first leg was not even a penalty to start with as the ball never touched anyone's hands. The one awarded to them yesterday was a 50/50. Some refs will not even give it. Moreover, Robben dived so bad. Don't even let us go there at all but the referee awarded it all the same. Do you think a referee that has been instructed to be partial will award such penalty?

Maxcollins042:
Vidal's challenge does not in anyway warrant a dismissal, he went for the ball and he got the ball that's what matters most.

He was not dismissed fir his challenge. He was yellow carded for it. He was dismissed because the said yellow card was the second for the night= red card. Moreover, the yellow card was for obstruction and not for the first challenge. In case you do not know, Vidal did two things;
1.Challenging for the ball by making a slide which he won and did perfectly before a Real guy got there.
2.Raising up his left foot and getting into the way of play of the Real guy which later resulted in the tripping.
If you must know, the card was for number 2 above.

Maxcollins042:
Why didn't the referee give Casemiro a second booking after he dived in the Bayern's box?
The referee was not just capable of officiating the game as claimed by Ancelotti.

This your point is so hilarious. A real madrid player got in the way of Robben ( he made partial contact, Robben brushed the top of his left boot on his boots and then dived like a clown) and the referee awarded a penalty for it. Now, a real madrid player dived and no penalty. Is that not fair enough? You are still asking why he was not yellow carded. If the referee wanted to favour real madrid like you said, would he not have given a penalty for that?

Maxcollins042:
It's high time FIFA introduce the VAR to curl this inefficiency by match officials.

Yeah, I support this too. It would have stopped the fraudulent penalty awarded to Bayern in the first leg and all other types of inconsistencies.

Beejay1117:
you took your time to explain to those haters?



you sabi ball ooo

willjoe:
surely. The away goal advantage is what i hate most in football. Carlo should av left Lewy,they didnt av guts to attack well again after he was taken off

Maybe he is yet to recover fully. Talking about football rules, the golden goal rule was cancelled so, do not give up yet as it can still be cancelled. Rumour has it that the golden goal rules was cancelled because Africans benefited from it most and it seems to work more for Africans . Nigeria used the rule to knack Brazil akpako at the semi final of the Olympics before beating Argentina at the finals ( Funny enough, the Argentines played the offside trap in that game.....we had a free kick and they all ran out leaving our striker one on one with the keeper). Cameroun used the golden goal rule to win the Olympics 4 years after Nigeria did as well.

willjoe:
i hear you. I hope you don't react if madrid get a taste of this in d semis

Lol. If you read my initial write up, I even castigated the referee for Ronaldo's offside goal. At least you don gree So, I am only trying to be objective. I blame the mumu tactics called OFFSIDE TRAP implored by Ancelloti. If you watch that goal, the player in front of Ronaldo wanted to move in opposite direction to the ball as it was coming, he was running out rather than defend. Then , the one behind Ronaldo was running in. That tactic is usually confusing to defenders at times and if a defending team keeps on using it, there is a probability that the referee will fall for at least 1 in every 10 attempts and not blow for offside. That is the tactic I detest most in football THE OFFSIDE TRAP. It is usually exhibited by teams that are fearful of a potent striker while defending rather than take the bull by the horn.

Moreover, why would a player like Ronaldo be given such free space to roam alone in the first place. Do you remember how Gattusso tight marked him in those days in these kind of matches? It is a shame honestly. Bayen fall my hands wella.

willjoe:
do me a favour, go watch/re-watch vidal's 2nd yellow card, then come back

Already did severally and I wrote why it was justified but you did not read it. You just tagged my write up an epistle without reading through it thoroughly. Well, let me restate it here if you cannot go back;
1. Vidal made a clean slide / tackle on the ball.

2. Vidal got to the ball first before the oncoming Real player.

3. Vidal was not booked for that challenge/ slide.

4. After the slide, Vidal cunningly raised up his left foot to trip the Real player and stop him from moving.

5.Vidal was booked for this act in (4) above and not the initial challenge.

6. Vidal actually suspected that the pass he made while sliding may put his team under pressure hence he decided to raise his leg to stop him and that leg was nasty. Hence, he got carded for it and only few people noticed this. You can rewatch again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atAAmchKemY

Vidal's action is tagged "obstruction" in the game of football and referees are free to give yellow cards for such offences.