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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 7:40pm On Jan 14
[/quote]Write today's date down,before December this year,YOU will come back here and TESTIFY[/quote]

Nawteemaxie:


I tap from this! Amen!

I tapped from it, and indeed before the end of 2023, I testified. A job that I applied for since August 2022, they finally reached out to me in December of 2023. I resumed same December; decent take home, upfront, HMO, multiple allowances. God did, He'll do for you as well. Just believe!

See you all at the top. smiley

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Romance / Re: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by Nawteemaxie(m): 3:00pm On Aug 23, 2023
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Politics / Re: Tinubu Govt Inherited Terrible Economic Situation - Oshiomhole by Nawteemaxie(m): 2:12pm On Aug 16, 2023
I listened to the entire interview, and not once did the Auchi "go and die" midget mention the Party that was in power, from which the cocaine sniffing hegoat inherited the said "terrible economic situation" from.

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Health / Re: 80's And 90's Kids: Which Of These Did You Battle With, As A Child? by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:27pm On Aug 12, 2023
Carcholce:
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You did not add bed wetting grin
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I bed wet sotay, I was restricted from traveling to visit relatives, make I nor go finish their bed with piss.

I used to wake up half asleep, pull out my hose and empty my bladder on the same bed.

It got so bad that I used to dream I had bed wet, I would wake up in a rush to find the bed is still shining and dry, with a sigh of relief I would go back to sleep like a baby, and then wake up to see I have soiled the foam, so bad the foam will be leaking from under.

When my friends tells me they coming to visit or I hear them knocking on the gate, I would run to hide the bed I put out to dry, it was an eye sore with patches and shades of dried piss. Oh my days!!!

Omo! I think say na only me suffer this kind bedwetting episode. My own bad so tey, dem dey put nylon under bed so the piss no go roll dey enter parlor. grin

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Education / Re: Only One Move Can Balance This Equation by Nawteemaxie(m): 8:19pm On Aug 08, 2023
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Politics / Re: Niger Coup Plotters Warn Tinubu & ECOWAS Leaders Against Sending Army To Niger by Nawteemaxie(m): 5:04pm On Jul 30, 2023
kokoA:
Lol... Niger Army grin Those ones fit fight civil defence?

Nuh be so o, comrade! grin grin grin
Crime / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by Nawteemaxie(m): 11:53am On Jul 27, 2023
riclan:
Nonsense, reasons why you see them doing homosexuality and all kinds of rubbish.

My 2 year old still collect am hot this morning.

As it should be.

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Politics / Re: Dele Farotimi: Tinubu Won’t Appoint Ministers That Will Change Nigeria by Nawteemaxie(m): 8:32pm On Jul 26, 2023
May God forgive you for saying the truth! angry

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Career / Re: To go or stay in naija by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:21pm On Jul 26, 2023
Not this stupid question again! angry

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Politics / Re: Invite PDP Leaders For Interrogation Over Attack On Atiku, APC Tells Security Ag by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:16pm On Jul 26, 2023
APC and PDP will be doing the nation a favor if they decide to accuse themselves into extinction. There is no difference between the mandate thief and the Dubai landlord. Although, as against the bed-wetting, cocaine-sniffing schizophrenic, I would take my chances with the bleaching serial looser.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rumoured Coup Ongoing In Niamey: Presidential Guards surround Bazoum's Residence by Nawteemaxie(m): 11:38am On Jul 26, 2023
The INTERIM head of State and mandate thief of the FRN, who unfortunately doubles as the INTERIM ECOWAS chairperson, I believe initiated an Anti-coup force. Well, here is a good, albeit negative way to test their effectiveness.

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Politics / Re: Re: Sanwo-Olu Approves Mass Burial For 103 EndSARS Victims - Lagos State Govt by Nawteemaxie(m): 8:29pm On Jul 23, 2023
April396949:
It is truly disheartening to hear about the approval of a mass burial for the 103 victims of the EndSARS protests. This is a grim reminder of the deep pain and tragedy that unfolded during those dark days. Every life lost deserves to be honored and mourned individually, with proper respect and dignity. A mass burial seems to lack empathy and compassion for the families who are already grieving and seeking closure. It is crucial for the government to conduct thorough investigations into the circumstances surrounding these deaths and bring those responsible to justice. Additionally, the government should provide support to the affected families and ensure that they are provided with the necessary assistance during this difficult time.

Definitely ChatGPT! grin

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Crime / Re: Maku: Bandits Attack ex-Minister's Residence, Injure 3 Guards. Gov Sule Reacts by Nawteemaxie(m): 8:27pm On Jul 23, 2023
April396949:
This incident is deeply concerning and highlights the need for improved security measures in our communities. The attack on the ex-minister's residence, resulting in injuries to three guards, is a clear indication that the safety and well-being of our citizens are at risk. Governor Sule must take immediate action to ensure the perpetrators are apprehended and brought to justice. Additionally, it is crucial that steps are taken to enhance security around high-profile individuals to prevent such incidents from occurring in the future. The government must prioritize the safety of its citizens and work towards creating a secure and stable environment for all.

ChatGPT

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:49pm On Jul 18, 2023
Sendaros20000:
I did medical screening with ICPC last week✌️

Chai! Congrats my man! Had hope in this ICPC recruitment, but didn`t scale to the interview stage. Wish you the best! See you at the top!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:47pm On Jul 18, 2023
Is it true they have increased the price of fuel to N617? shocked

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Is Trying To Make Me Loose International Job. Please Help by Nawteemaxie(m): 3:40pm On Jul 05, 2023
Emir8:


I don't have international passport but they are not accepting PVC. They said non Nigerians can vote during Nigerian election, so the PVC cannot be used for validation of nationality

I have spent a lot of money so far
1) I paid 70k to get Police Clearance Certificate within days
2) My master's degree is in 5 point grading system. I was asked to convert it to 4 points grading system acceptable in the US. I paid a US company, International Education Evaluation (IEE) in North Carolina to make the conversion at $230 dollars. The converted copy has been forwarded to the institution.
3) I paid 56,000 to send the bachelor's degree and master's degree transcripts through DHL.
4) Other expenses

Ah! Means the job must be quite gainful. And NIN wants to hold you back? God forbid!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 10:52pm On Jul 01, 2023
Daheru:


I know 3 ppl who got d interview invite

If you haven`t gotten an interview invitation by now, chances are, you probably never will. But, let`s see how next week will be.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 10:51pm On Jul 01, 2023
Sendaros2000:


I got my invitation on Wednesday

Okay. Is the interview slated for Monday as well?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 9:38pm On Jul 01, 2023
Faizu14:
I scored 21/25 of ICPC second test I'm yet to receive invitation from the interview

What did you score in the 1st? Cause Even people that scored 23 in the 2nd test didn't get interview invitation. I don't even think they used that test, cause so far, I haven't seen anyone who got the interview Invitation except the one posted here by someone on Monday or so.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 9:05pm On Jun 27, 2023
Dannyhonda:
Has anyone gotten his own? I saw it on a group. Congratulations to those involved.

Wow! Congrats to the person.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:51pm On Jun 26, 2023
Sendaros2000:


Yes
Current affairs and some simple maths questions

Okay. Hope they will still leave the cut off at 20, so some of us go get hope.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:38pm On Jun 26, 2023
Osada90:


Yes...
Successfully

Hope you scored well? At least above 20?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 12:37pm On Jun 26, 2023
Sendaros2000:
My ICPC second stage test score.

Nice. You are the 4th person I'm seeing scoring 22/25. I've not seen anyone who scored less than 21. Was the test that easy?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 10:36am On Jun 26, 2023
abdulwizzy:



Can the ICPC test be done with phone?

Yes.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 10:21am On Jun 26, 2023
Has anybody been able to take the ICPC test?
Politics / Re: My Associates Thought I Was Joking When I Said Subsidy Was Gone – Tinubu by Nawteemaxie(m): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2023
hopexter:


What’s the purpose of this your meaningless rant you zombidiot

"K"
Politics / Re: My Associates Thought I Was Joking When I Said Subsidy Was Gone – Tinubu by Nawteemaxie(m): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2023
Peppysco:


All these trash just because Obi isn't the president, mehnnn, you're so pathetic.

"k"
Politics / Re: My Associates Thought I Was Joking When I Said Subsidy Was Gone – Tinubu by Nawteemaxie(m): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2023
johnjose68:


If you are not already in Lagos or any south west state, I am sure you are already parking your bags on the way to board the next night bus to the south west grin

But let me tell you something, if your phoolishness tarry for a night, Jagaban will reset your brain by force grin

How is demolition in Onitsha going

K
Politics / Re: My Associates Thought I Was Joking When I Said Subsidy Was Gone – Tinubu by Nawteemaxie(m): 9:40am On Jun 24, 2023
Corporate2020:


As you have wished and prayed for suffering for you and your family, so shall it be.

K
Politics / Re: My Associates Thought I Was Joking When I Said Subsidy Was Gone – Tinubu by Nawteemaxie(m): 8:20am On Jun 24, 2023
On Gbola Thief-nubu`s manhood I stand Gidigba! angry

There is an agbado fool in my office who spends half his life defending his Agbado Lord and personal savior, but owes almost every known lending app because he cannot afford transport to work everyday. He spends half the day at work looking for which new app to apply for loans, while complaining about the biting transport costs.

I don sha vow say if any App messages me that the dunce is being looked for, I go just send them our location sharp!

The good thing about Baba GoFast is all of us will suffer it. Shey Baba Gofast`s salary and those of his aides and cronies are about to experience substantial increment, yet common workers earn barely enough to afford to go to work each day and there is no sign of increment from any quarter? We will have sense! I repeat, we will have sense!!!

#spits on Gbola`s bald head!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 3:19pm On Jun 22, 2023
Daheru:


NO, my line is NOT.
I scored 0/25 at first, then I retook the assessment 2 days later. So I guess that's why I'm yet to receive mine.

Oh. Probably. Be hopeful tho.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nawteemaxie(m): 3:19pm On Jun 22, 2023
Sendaros2000:


I scored 19 but nothing yet.


I think the cutoff is 20. But still be hopeful. Check your mail as well.

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