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Colourich:
Are you saying he is not gay?

, I didn't see a sign of homosexual o, that thing can't be hide na

sabenabeauty:
my problem is not you and the police.

but how you fool innocent girls posing with davido's house and cars



You think I wont know. Sense won't kill me

No mind am, him no know say we don slay reach OBO house

I remember the day I pick this guy on uber, believe me na real f*cker he dropped the girl he f*cked over night for another taxify guy at his estate gate while we proceed to slot where he bought phone. His jaw looks like sandpaper (strong hair covered with makeup)

Angela: baba, are you truly lifeless?

Pmb: let's go to da other room and confirm [/center]

authehighness:
i will vote for saraki,on one condition,if he will loot and allow the money to seculate,not the self acclaim sanctimonous terrorist,that loot and shop alone with his cabinet and miyatti allah,leaving the populace in hunger and death

see typical naija man

Good day ladies and gentlemen, I'm seriously Need advice on which institution will suit a person like me.

Let me start by this, I'm 27 years old, I finished my secondary school in 2008 and I have a good result, art class precisely. I couldn't further then cos there was no one to assist so I opted for learning a trade after some years I graduated as an artist/sign writer. I left for Lagos in search of greener pastures which I was offered a job at a Lebanese restaurant. To cut it short I became a taxi driver (uber) and I was able to own a car after completing the hire purchase. Now I want to go back to school but still be driving uber because this is what I will finance the study from. I made enquiry for available part time institution here in Lagos, and I arrived at National Open University of Nigeria (Noun) and Unilag DLI. Both offered my preferred course to study(social science related) but people around me made me realized that Noun certificate is less worth to the society and it's students don't attend class, one have to get handouts and read on their own only to come to school when it's time for exam. On the side of Unilag DLI, most of their course are 5years and their fees is around 150k,(not issue) but I don't know whether their certificate is same as NOUN's. Are UNILAG DLI students allowed to do NYSC unlike Noun. In short which is better for someone like me(who hustle to meet up) thanks all.

Good day ladies and gentlemen, I'm seriously Need advice on which institution will suit a person like me.

Let me start by this, I'm 27 years old, I finished my secondary school in 2008 and I have a good result, art class precisely. I couldn't further then cos there was no one to assist so I opted for learning a trade after some years I graduated as an artist/sign writer. I left for Lagos in search of greener pastures which I was offered a job at a Lebanese restaurant. To cut it short I became a taxi driver (uber) and I was able to own a car after completing the hire purchase. Now I want to go back to school but still be driving uber because this is what I will finance the study from. I made enquiry for available part time institution here in Lagos, and I arrived at National Open University of Nigeria (Noun) and Unilag DLI. Both offered my preferred course to study(social science related) but people around me made me realized that Noun certificate is less worth to the society and it's students don't attend class, one have to get handouts and read on their own only to come to school when it's time for exam. On the side of Unilag DLI, most of their course are 5years and their fees is around 150k,(not issue) but I don't know whether their certificate is same as NOUN's. Are UNILAG DLI students allowed to do NYSC unlike Noun. In short which is better for someone like me(who hustle to meet up) thanks all.

Money + money

This Oritse femi management can li3 . Guys oritse femi misbehaved that very night , he seriously injured the bouncer and was also given the beaten of his life not by the club management only but with other sympathisers to the injured bouncer.

Imagine the his manager or whoever insinuating shina peller get rift with Davido big lie.

What of Namdi Kanu, king of kuje?

In his voice , see dis lepa lepa to bad ooooo

PussySmasher:
Unilorin na university? Unilorin na secondary school na with their VC ambali abi muniru or what's the dudes name again sef...
On a lighter note, this kid dey do himself.
Many years ago I write waec, na mago mago I use. Jamb sef I use mago mago... I enter uni sef still use mago mago so tey I carry 2:1 commot ..remain small make I enter first class seff.

This life get as e be o. Its either you cheat or be cheated.
#peace.

Pussy smasher

Somebody should summarise please

Chukwuika Ignatius shared on facebook
IS INDIAN MAN ABOVE THE LAW IN NIGERIA? PLEASE SHARE TILL IT REACH THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES.

I write you about the case of my immediate junior sister . She works as personsl assistance to an Indian man's wife. This Indians live @Flat B4-18,19 benevista tower, Banana Island. He owns Ethylene Industrial company @ isolo industrial estate, close to the popular Aswani market, his name is Mr. Jay Keswani, he is one of the Aswani brothers.

My sister Miss Faith Nwaneri, works with the wife as a PA. She works friday to Wednesday nd have her off days on Thursdays. At banana island, they usually go in there with a gate pass, which he's supposed to get for my sister, but he didn't, rather he gave the receipt of his own monthly dues which covers only him and his family.

For 8months, My sister has been pleading her way into the island, until that fateful Friday morning of 12th of august 2016, as she was coming back from her off day, the security personnel refused her entry, demanding she shld provide her gate pass. At that point she was delayed @ the gate.

When she finally came, the wife of d Indian man asked her why she is late, and she told her it was the gate pass issue that caused her delay. The woman got angry and went in to quarrel with the husband. Then the Indian man call my sister and demand that she shld return the form she was to fill and submit for the gate pass. As usual my sister said if he collects it, he hnormally tear it and sack the person, so my sister @ that point think of saving her job, so she told him that she already submitted it, and that she is just waiting for him to give her the money for the processing. But wen he insist that he would follow my sister to the gate to collect the form @ all cost, my sister seening the anger in him quickly tell him that as a matter of fact that she is still with the form, and was only waiting for him to give her the money so she could submit both the form and the money for the processing of the gate pass. There he got furious nd said" you lied to me?". Then he hit her with his briefcase bag, nd my sister fainted. So at first, he thought it was a joke, then he hit her with his leg to comfirm if she was just pretending, But when he pulled her over and notice pool of blood, he quickly call his wife and they start pouring water on her head to rivive her. So at last they revived her and left her at their apartment at 19th floor, and they left for office. After my sister regained consciousness, she struggled through the back staircase to d basement, where a good Samaritan, helped her to Falomo police station, from there she was referred to Falomo police hospital, for treatment. There, my sister called me to come over and I paid the bill's, then I took her home.

When I contacted Mr. Jay Keswani, to find out what would make an elderly man like him hit a lady young enough to be his daughter and got her injured, he (Mr. Keswani ) claimed its an accident.

The falomo police tried to invite him, but where refused entering even to serve him with the invitation letter. The security men at tower claimed they were acting on instructions not to collect the invitation letter from the police man who came to deliver the letter. The security men there at benefista tower also told us that they will do every to silent the case, as they claim its their responsibility to protect their clients as assigned.

Ever since then, Mr. Jay Keswani ("who most told my sister that Nigerians has no future without the Indians who came into the country to invest, and that he whatever he does to any Nigerian, he will never apologize" has been walking freely with no action taken against him.

All efforts to reach him to resolve this matter by our lawyer proved abortive, as he has bluntly refused to comply. Any my lawyer is working on getting his arrested. And if he is ready negotiate out of court, no problem, then he should pay the damages nd compensation as earlier demanded by my lawyer or put up a better negotiation.

lonelydora:
How I wish I can just close my eyes and open it, and that Accord in the pix is in my compound.

Very simple, , do you remember Oyenusi or Mufu Oloosa oko? Those guys can be of help especially Oyenusi, am very sure of their jazz.

Just gat to b contact them in he'll first.







Check my signature and thanks me later *football fans*

Una python Don get human life abi kwantineu very soon mosquito go compare with una life . And biafra never reign ebonyi Don become foreigner in Anambra.
Football fans make una check my signature for the goodies o . Alertricks we called it

Good one from the owner

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With the small money received by my state (osun) still have ongoing projects more than others. Aregbesola nse bebe losun


Less I forget, check my signature for the goodies, especially football fans

Both akin and baba are on their own

U can't tell me who to marry, u can only advice.

And if I may ask, nairabet ceo single?


Meanwhile check my signature and enjoy the goodies

I think everyone has key to the lifestyle

I know whom to marry, as well as the rest nairalanders

Mean while check my signature and enjoy the goodies

Baba forgive them for they know not what they're doing.

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Op, doubt it not , I gat your look - alike here also

OmoAjowa7:
Igbos still don't get it....I go impersonate vote for their exit sef

Wailers

psychologist:
Hypocrisy is when you kip chasing fayose like a headless chicken while the likes of thiefnibu, ameachi, and aisha are still roaming about our street freely


#yesamwaiilimg

You are not only wailing, u reasoned with your ass too

Has tinubu and amaechi work / received money from federal government , abi fayose is being prosecuted for state's offence?

d33types:
If this is true, then this government is the most hypocritical one since 1960. Talk about the so-called austerity measures.

You don't need 80 lawyers to win even if it's 20 cases ,except you want to intimidate and harass the judges by packing many lawyers per case
the most celebrated law case of all time involving OJ Simpsons and Johnny Cochrane didn't need 5lawyers

Modified We know it's not 80lawyers per case, it doesnt make it less wasteful.


Lawyers can only deliberate on cases after investigations by EFCC, thereby making them idle pending investigations.

Where were you when Sarah hired 80 lawyers? you are the face of hypocrisy

What of we (cab men) ?

eleko1:
Nah who una wan deceive ? Anyway thank God,the "wicked,Winch,Daura President,Gworo eating,Kunu Sipping,TuWo MAsara eating BAstard" (any other name) is watching them. STEALING IS NOW CORRUPTION

e pain am

Vizkizzy:
This one too will be saying

"I turned down a married man"

In as much as I hate adultery I will have to blame the man going for a lady who looks like a thriller video reject.

Just look at this piece of shiit? How will you feel carrying this thing along to a party when your friends are around?

Gaaawd.... See her teeth like vampire fangs

I dey suspect u , na u be done man abi

kaeforum:
He said the smartest states, who told you that enugu people are smart, imagine 5 cattle herdsmen held your state to ransom.

Na only okpa una sabi produce.

uselessgoat:
See as people dey flex with money and i dey find just 50k to run go Ghana. Life is cruel

50k? I don't doubt the fact that the amount will take you to Ghana, but will u set up life there with part of the money?