₦airaland Forum

400billionman:
My bro or sis.

All humans are like that. Jesus was a popular preacher in his days and " the whole world moved after him ". So exclaimed the pharisees who were envious of his success at crowd pulling.

When he got arrested, everybody ran away including his personal body guards and disciples. He even told Peter, " You will deny me 3 times "..

Dear, look unto God, he alone cannot dissappoint you.

All you wrote would have been excellent but for one thing: saying Jesus had bodyguards.

Jesus had no bodyguards. Which Oga washes the feet of his bodyguards? Which oga eats on the same table, and the same food with his body guards? Which Oga wears the same clothes as his body guards? Today, you can easily point out all our GOs and Bishops amidst a crowd of praise-singing sycophantic worshippers and bodyguards. Do you know why it took Judas to point out who was actually Jesus? It is simply because they all dressed alike, ate together, had no class distinction and differentiation, which made it difficult for the Jews to identify who was actually Christ.

Get corrected, please!

DNA123:
....while I was a student at N.O.U.N.(MBA), I had similar problem (I did not panic a sec). After officially notifying the study centre of my missing scores, I went to Victoria Island to complain. At V.I,my Statement of Result was printed out immediately featuring my missing scores. Go and do likewise. I repeat, this is so minor.


So, I should go all the way from Makurdi to veronica Island. Veronica Island ko, Elizerbeth Lake nii.

Thank you, my brother. A lot of students are lazy and funny.
They don't read, don't write and expect miracles from miracles centers.
I heard a lot of them write wrong matrix numbers at the point of writing exams, when once they sense they don't know what to write.
This automatically places them on the missing script list!
Shame on our generation!

Bonapart:
My concern is, he's stil looking proud and pompous
Dud be like "no be only 5k? Carry me go station make una collect una 5k"

Even with change?
One would have thought that such stupid behavior would no place in the era of change!

morbeta:
Its better for a down syndrome to represent Abia central than T. Orji who is less productive and empty.

Old age is bad and comes with many symptoms, including sleeping, forgetting the name of one's party, full meaning of INEC and the correct name of a country.

Welcome Gerontocracy! Yes. Learn to love with it.

EMMYB0Y:
haaaa. ..... thank God I have not enroll in that adult secondary school. .. maybe I will try ADJECTIVE... I heard they don't sell or miss result there

Please, correct your grammar. Nkem Owoh does not commit grammatical errors when he speaks--that is if you even realise you committed a blinder in your post!

Tomorrow you would come here to tell us you have a missing script!

veraponpo:
Jonathan destroyed this country.

Most of the reports of 2014 up to first quarter of 2015 were bad.

The worst part was the fact that states were owing staff and federal government borrowing to pay salaries forthe first time in the history of this country.

When there was civil 1967 to 1970, Awolowo did not borrow and still gave the Igbos 20 pounds each after the war.

Shame on Jonathan who failed in plenty.

I have never called someone a fool, but I am tempted to do so now. Of course I won't. But talking like a baby makes me feel sore.
Awolowo "dashed" Igbo people 20 pounds! This shows how shallow you are with history matters.

The moment you stopped hallucinating about Jonathan screwing your mother in your dad's bed, is the day you had grown up! You are in charge now; show why you promised change and not attributing every stupidity and dumbness of this administration to Jonathan, as if Jonathan wailed the 40 years of military fraud, including the one of 1984/85 that left both my parents' salaries unpaid for over a year, causing me and my siblings to be chased out of school as primary school pupils!

Please, grow up!

bigass123:
Baba iyabo.. No die now oh

Yes, OBj no die ooo!
We need you in government. And we shall amend the constitution so you can take power from Buhari.

After all, we are in the era of gerontocracy!

Palmwinetapper:
Shut up! You don't see the touching story and feel touched. You go.straight to insults. Makeup enhances what is already there. Its plastic surgery that changes or.adds. so get the f outta here with your miserable mean ass

I feel for the lady in the ugly circumstance. She is indubitably very pretty, for people who have the eyes to see real and unadulterated beauty in people. And it would pay her to be herself--or better still get a corrective surgery--than go into this sham. Would she have that 'make-over' 24/7, and forever hide her real self from her (future) husband?

Meanwhile, The only thing that makes people get too angry is the truth. When you tell people the truth, they would likely stone you. The man you tackled just said the truth.

Let us call a spade a spade!

Setaje:
This your comment is very funny. If u no what this girls go through to get to this stage. U will no why igbo girls will continue to dominate beauty pageant. Lol

Your kind are the people who believe that for a lady to graduate with the best grade from the university, she must have slept with all the lecturers in her school.

Some third-class graduates I interview claim their result was so because they didn't sleep with their lectures. What a funny way to defend oneself. If it is a about sleeping with men, why did Benin, or Calabar, or Yoruba not dominate the list? Or, they don't have that thing down there? Please, grow up!

Alphaoscar:
Sunday Akoji
HOW INTERIM CARETAKER GOMINA WIKE WAS SACKED BY THE COURT:
!



My people, that was how Wike made history as the FIRST MANDATE THIEF to be caught with his leprous fingers inside the soup pot stealing meat!!!!
Dazzol

It seems you are not a student of history!

Ngige was the first to steal the People's mandate. Yet, he claimed he didn't know the elections were rigged in his favour.

ijustdey:
this is a guerilla warfare

the enemy will have to use the little headway they have to downplay any gains the military might have made during the war against these monster

I guess the guerilla warfare started only from May 29th!

Bunch of double-speak vuvuzelas!

QuotaSystem:
The same Osu castaways that are screaming 'once a northerner' are the same ones that scream gworo chewing dullard, and often forget it is the same Kolanut that their people worship, pray with, 'donate' to their ancestors, and used to bless their eroded land

Keep keeping it real guv'nor, wailers will have their say, we will always have our way.

Even your name here rubbishes your ideology.

If you believe in quota system, is it only in cut-off mark for Unity Schools, employment into the civil service and military/paramilitary? What happens to appointments under Buhari?

Injustice somewhere is injustice everywhere! And one day, we shall pay for all the world's injustice.

kenonze:
There are many institutions/agencies i dont even know exist.

Well good for him.
AYO Fayoshe over to you. Wail till eternity



2nd to FTC.

Am about to marry my GF who hails from another state/tribe. Some sections of my family are strongly against the idea.
To me my happiness matters so much.

If u are in support of my idea,
Hit LIKE, if otherwise SHARE

If you don't know NOTAP, then you are one of those Illiterate noisemakers like the main oga at the top!

History about to be made!
That is called change!

autotrader014:
I will end Boko haram in 3months- Buhari


Jonathan too weak to battle boko haram- APC.

Bunch of hypocrites.

Am sure dis bunch of APC e-rats doesnt know dat dis government is already a failure..

A government dead on arrival!
BID!
Brought in dead!

Many are called; few are chosen!

Richie0974:
Eeeya....sick from players leaving the squad

...and the torment of Enyeam's mother that he desecrated in death!
Too bad for a Nigeria to have no regard for the dead!

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smuth:
[size=13pt]This boko boys remind me of American war films wey those Chinese people no dey die finish...the more you kill them the more dey multiply. Sad thing bi se this one no bi film but real life. God help us.


Before election.

Jonathan: I cannot sleep because of boko haram.

Buhari: Sleeping like a baby, wakes and shout changi.!.

After election:

Buhari: Chai dis bois no dey hear word fa. Walahi who ask me to contest to be president? I would have just sit at my farm in daura and take care of my cows.

Jonathan: Sleeping like a baby, wakes up and smiles. No stress...No worries about Boko haram

Now Buhari is feeling the heat...Now he realized the job is not easy. [/size]

Well scripted!
The simple truth!

CARLOSZ:
Victory comes from God alone.
The troops need prayers now more than ever.

So many things are happening and all you can do is pray.

I remember the era of propaganda, what people like you said to rubbish Jonathan. Over to you; lead the prayer.

But, If you are a Christian, you would know that the Jesus said all this would happen; in fact, He said by killing you, they would think they are offering "God" good service! The only time there would be peace on earth is when the antichrist comes to reign. And it is a gradual process.

lagmostkuit:
How did we get here pls?




I really do miss GEJ
Haters gon hate more and more

Hmmmm!
One day, we would realise where lies have left us; where propaganda kept us!
God bless that hero in Nigeria history.

You must have also met him in a club, so why complain?

Women sef!

yimikaa:
Her feet is lighter than her face.

Fanta leg; coke face!

midolian:
Shy wetin? Not after wooing a beautiful lady like Aisha..and an equally beautiful one before her

My president is only being careful.

Aisha was married as an underage that he intimidated. Buhari is timid. And it shows in her appointments!

...and My own children, all below 10; amazing singers and great pianists!
Yet, I no make noise! Mtcheeew!

OneNaija:
Are Nigerian scared of the Igbo? If they want to go let them go Jor. I wonder if we cant do without them. I support their movement for Freedom. Why hanging rope on their neck by force. Free them Jor at least we can still beat them in Soccer.

I love your comments, especially the one saying you can beat them (Kanu Nwankwo, JJ Okocha, Little Iheanacho, Enyeama, Christian Chukwu. Stephen Keshi, Emenike, Amunike, Sunday Mba, even Sunday Oliseh...etc, even our female teams: Perpertua Nkwocha, Desire Oparanozie, Sunday...etc) in football!

I love people who dream BIG. You are one of them!

That is what CHANGE brings to the people!
Sai Buhari jor!

If you are not happy with what I have written...

"You can go and climb Kufena mountain, fall and die" - El Rufai

Or simply,

"Go and die!" - Oshiomhole

What a 'wonderful' set of people!

chesterlee:
Hypocrisy is when Buhari supports the independence of Palestinians but arrests Nnamdi Kanu for clamouring for Biafra

Buhari should do the needful and release the young man.

cc Lalasticlala

Although I have never liked his approach, I strongly believe this is injustice to the young man and to Nigeria! How many people has he killed? Is he amassing weapons? Nigeria is ridiculing itself, granting amnesty to terrorist groups, but has been arresting and killing unarmed, peaceful MASSOB members!

Life is not fair! Injustice somewhere is injustice everywhere. The table could turn tomorrow!! Give OBJ, IBB, Buhari, Danjuma, Abdulsalami, Atiku, Gowon and the other old military men 20 more years to live... what would Nigeria become after 20 years? Have we thought about unity, peace and progress? Have we thought about justice and an egalitarian society?

jnrbayano:
Draconian

Impunity, that is!

This same attitude appears to be taking a cue from the government of the day, where the voice of reason, ethics and professionalism is not heeded to. If all your appointments would come from the North, in flagrant disregard for the diversity of the nation, constitutional requirement and common sense, then, what has Jumia done wrong to be vilified?

The people deserve the government it gets!

ceaser:
Can you remind us what sectors of the economy are dependent on Nigerian banks again.

And while you are at it, kindly mention 10 SMEs (you can include known ones on Nairaland) that have been able to access low interest loans from Nigerian banks.

Heck. There isn't even any low interest loan in any Nigerian banks at the moment. 22% loan interest rate in Nigerian banks isn't SME friendly compared to 3% in China. That is why today you have thousands of manufacturers and companies in China which export to other countries including Nigeria.

There is no way you can make an omelette without breaking an egg. An egg has to be broken thru for the new chick to emerge. Similar worries and cries rented thru the air during Soludo's bank merger and acquisition issue. The banks that were unable to meet the expected capital base had to be merged or acquired. This led to stronger financial base and customer fund protection (remember the defunct National bank and Societe Generale?).

This may just be another litmus test to seperate the men from the boys and while there may be inevitable collateral damages at this stage, you can be sure that such will pale to insignificance with the economic stability it will bring. Employments will be created when these parasitizing "loan shack houses" start to do business and make money t way it should be done.

Bros, please, say what you are sure of. SME loans have come as low as 9% (with Jonathan-CBN intervention initiative). Please, say what you are sure of!

Secondly, do you know the harm Soludo did to banking after consolidation? You needed to know when Sanusi rubbished him. Soludo left the banking in bubbles, dined with the CEOs and looked the other way when iniquities ravaged the industry. This is apart from the terrible job losses created by his administration. Please, say what you know.


In summary--and IMO--how do you expect a bank to retire N100Bn of its deposits just like that? Do you know that immediately alters everything about the bank in just one day? Any sensible government should have given between six months to one year to get this done. Then, the bank can begin to shop for equity to cushion the effects.

yimikaa:
Rules are meant to be obeyed. Just use one bank as scape goat.

This is the change era.

FTC. Glo una do me well ooo.

If you understand banking, you would understand that that order has already thrown over 5,000 bank staff out of job, and is still threatening to lay off another set of 10,000!

Jonathan wanted to do this, saw the implication on job creation, rescinded. Wisdom and maturity is assessing the implications of your actions before implementing them.

Btw, can someone just give us statistics of job losses since June 2015? It is getting alarming! You simply cannot give what you do not have.

SeverusSnape:
See, I'm a Jonathan supporter, I've always been against Sahara reporters from the onset, That's why I find it hard to believe any news that comes from them even if it favours me.

Thank you.

The reason people like me never supported Buhari (for your information, I supported Yar'Adua, a Muslim, Northerner from Buhari's own state; supported the two-time tenure of Fashola, another Muslim) is because of his antecedents.

Buhari is a tribalist and a religious bigot. And that same fear is manifesting: check out the skewed appointments, favouring the North; what of South East, that non-Nigerian state! Can a true leader be discriminatory?

In 1984/5, Buhari was also seen to favour the North in his appointments. Yoruba people, and--worse--Igbo people were also neglected.

We are "ONLY REMEMBERED BY WHAT WE HAVE DONE!"

SeverusSnape:
I still don't trust Sahara reporters.

Falana is Tinubu's preferred choice ... He's now using Sahara reporters to say rubbish

Did you trust SR when it was used to spew lies against Jonathan? Did you believe SR when it became the most formidable weapon for the then opposition?