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 Travel › Re: German Embassy And Visa by Ndyoo(m): 12:16am On Jun 28, 2014 |
*space booked* I hope its not Bokoharam too that attacked here... |
| Family › Re: Help! Is My Husband Marrying A Second Wife? by Ndyoo(m): 12:20am On Dec 21, 2013 |
You're going through a lot and I admire your courage. He doesn't know what he has until he loses it. Yes... The problem with our People of Igbo origin is that mentality that a white woman is short less of what a wife should be. I have seen you love him truely. It will be hard for you to contain him to marry another. Just try be good to him as you're before. Hell no will another woman be providing my needs and I will be spending it on another paying school fees, sending them money and the rest. I'm talking of me. Igbo girls are pocket penetraters. No sentiments or tribalism intended for saying this because I'm Igbo. A great percentage of them are. They marry according to pocket size. I'm a living witness from my friend. Only an Igbo girl fit use eye penetrate your pocket is a saying. Wifee you caused all these. You let all these start at the first place. Had it been you told him the consequence of his actions on time he won't be treating you like this. Well I'm judging from your story. Give him a break. If he doesn't miss you...call off the whole thing before he sends you to therapy. 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel › Re: German Embassy And Visa by Ndyoo(m): 12:16am On Dec 20, 2013 |
kelly4top: Special information for applicants from NigeriaKellytop Will Statement of Result suffice as proof then because ASUU spoiled things for some of us and getting transcripts will be hard. The school is UNIZIK...The statement of result only have the class I graduated with and the course I read and its well stamped. Those Admin workers will take 1 month to get out the transcripts...I done talk and work tire. Seems like its the trend going on there till I came and witness it. Godson...Please if you see this and it hasn't been replied, do reply me....I want to apply for summer session. Thanks. |
| Romance › Re: Things Your Spouse Does That You Dislike by Ndyoo(m): 2:55pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
jaz: my Wifey is simply over submissive. we go shopping then I ask if she likes a dress and then she says if I like it then she likes it. it drives me nuts.Its called Kowtowing. Give her wings to fly. You will regret why you didn't restrict her to this character of hers 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Free PTDF Questions And Answers by Ndyoo(m): 9:20am On Dec 03, 2013*. Modified: 11:47am On Jun 28, 2014 |
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| Family › Re: reasons why all ladies most encourage polygamy. Discuss by Ndyoo(m): 9:22am On Nov 15, 2013 |
Team one wife through a white wedding and many wives through a court wedding. There are so many women in this world, all of them need love, care and affection too not ending up as Magaret Thatcher - Pathetically single and refused to mingle. Polygamy is not a sin. Our Grandfathers did It and that's why they lived long...**Rolling on the floor here** Laugh want kill me... Boys are not smiling... NB : Things change and even if you are as virile as the man that produced Viagra himself, make her a mistress and use bloody Condom. I don't know why men clamour for more women when its the same kitten we're talking of here. My Uncle use to tell me, a dead man will get tired of sleep someday and it means you will get tired of sex because its a physical thing. Why not attach some emotions to it, exactly what makes women to be better than men. They make sexual intercourse an emotional thing with a few exception of the Ashawo's. If you can at least make whatever intercourse means to you a physio-emotional thing, trust me, one woman will do for you even with her sagged breasts and all that...**Coughs** |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UPDATE!! Federal Ministry Of Foreign Affairs Technical Aid Corps Shortlists. by Ndyoo(m): 2:21pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
I hope its not one of those...anyway sha E go better. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by Ndyoo(m): 2:05pm On Nov 10, 2013*. Modified: 7:59am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Justcul: Danke, gutThankyou very much means - Vielen dank or dankeschon. Na dis thing you want go Germany speak...Shakes head.lol...No offense bro... |
| Education › Re: When President Jonathan Was A Lecturer... by Ndyoo(m): 12:13pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
YusufG: GEJ was a very lazy lecturer tbh,always late to class,the secretary in his office was the one marking our assignments,etc.I remember one timw when patience calledhim when he ws teaching usAboki...na Maiduguri wia u dey concort bomb na there GEJ come teach. SMH |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Movies Actually Looked Like Before Visual Effects Were Added by Ndyoo(m): 3:29pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
Tony Spike: At the bolded, which university is offering VRP or VFX in Nigeria? Pray, tell me....Tonyspike and all those deep into the VRP and VFX Programming...how do you advice one to about it on learning it? |
| Literature › Etisalat Flash Fiction By A Nairalander - Where the Lion Lives. by Ndyoo(op): 9:52am On Oct 11, 2013*. Modified: 10:09am On Oct 11, 2013 |
A hunter woke up one morning and decided to hunt for the wildest of animals, the lion. He prepared his weapons which include: a gun, dagger, machete, spear and a small talisman that would help him disappear if the lion tries to win him over. On his way to the forest, he met a man busy cutting down a tree and said to him, “Please, show me where I can see the footmark of a lion? So I will trace it and hunt it down.” “Did you say a lion?” “Yes! A lion not a deer or a tiger even. Show me the trails of a huge lion.” His rage sounded headstrong, like someone who ate pounded yam and bitter leaf soup, then started to crave for some adventure to enervate him.” The man laughed and said, “A hunter who is not satisfied with the carcass of an antelope will one day collapse under the weight of an elephant.” “Diobu the great is equal to the task.” The man replied, “Come, let me show you where the lion lives, it’s quite easier that way.” For a while, the hunter was silent and refused to follow the man. “Do the lion unman you now?” the man asked. “No! I forgot my Onuona talisman in my goatskin bag at home. It can scare away malevolent spirits in dollop heads of seven. Let’s surprise them prepared tomorrow morning by sunrise.” “I agree with you to go prepared. Drop your bag so you will pick it easily here tomorrow.” “No! It’s better to shave the beard and the head the same day to avoid visiting the barber twice a time,” he said, quite calmed, but thought smartly a man would run from a cow before he took all he came with and headed home. If you Like the story vote for me... www.etisalatprize.com/where-the-lion-lives/ Thanks... |
| Literature › Re: Review an entry for the Etisalat Prize For Literature. by Ndyoo(m): 9:42am On Oct 11, 2013 |
[b][/b]Peeps Should also Look at these two Stories...Vote for them. http://etisalatprize.com/where-the-lion-lives/ http://etisalatprize.com/lada/ That's what a flashfiction should look like... http://etisalatprize.com/where-the-lion-lives/ |
| Entertainment › Re: Nairalander Won The Skelewu Dance (video) by Ndyoo(m): 11:51pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Go watch the video later... |
| Celebrities › Re: Tony Umez Loses Mum by Ndyoo(m): 4:46pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Sorry man...Take heart |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Any Writing Competition? by Ndyoo(m): 9:44am On Oct 03, 2013 |
Commonwealth short story competition is on...Google is your friend. Search and submit...no fees |
| Nairaland General › Re: H by Ndyoo(m): 9:41am On Oct 03, 2013*. Modified: 12:46pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: October Letter To God. by Ndyoo(m): 9:32am On Oct 03, 2013 |
Nigerian Madness...front page please? E go put food for your table? |
| Education › Re: Can I Go Back For A First Degree In Computer Science After Masters In ICT? by Ndyoo(m): 9:30am On Oct 03, 2013 |
what's the essence of Your Phd then? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: New Job Vacancies (entry Level) by Ndyoo(m): 8:43am On Oct 03, 2013 |
What's wrong with Nairalander's? if one Mu.Mu writes send to email others will follow suit... |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Anyone With Movie Idea by Ndyoo(m): 2:44pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Check your mail soon. I will add you as well |
| Education › Re: Where Can One Learn German Language by Ndyoo(m): 2:38pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Not all of us stay in Lagos e come be say na VI. And I don't have to resign my day Job so that I can Learn German...Ich hoffe, Du verstehst? Emzybrown please let us know if you check the place and they are still running 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Where Can One Learn German Language by Ndyoo(m): 9:45am On Sep 24, 2013 |
@bluerange where along ziks avenue. Address please... |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Anyone With Movie Idea by Ndyoo(m): 8:56am On Sep 24, 2013 |
30...too small abi? |
| Travel › Re: Can I Come Back And Marry Her? by Ndyoo(m): 12:57am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Yvete: Lolz ... Ndyoo enyi m oma. Ke kwanu? I nwetego admission? Best wishes on your school-related endeavors.Rolling on dicey roads since then, Long story, quite personal...I suppose tell am but I don't want wetin a smart chic go use yab me tomorrow on Nairaland. Your tear me am No be small...Lolz. And Mamacita was busy fanning the embers of your vexation then. Where that one dey? Finds her...bursts her head then flees. No offence please... From your comment, I know say you done forget my attention seeking post.lol Just don't let that fire die out no matter the amount of irritant comments you get here. Know lives are saved, ignoramuses wake from silly perceptions and dying hopes resurrect when you tell them how to solve the maze. To you it might be common but Hey common sense is not common. You hear them everyday on Nairaland, people commend you...add this one to your treasury and let it be your driving force. jisie ike NB: You done add Igbo to your spanish and Yoruba.lolz I suppose yab u before i stop this long speech but who want die? Not me...***flees***continues sleep. |
| Education › Re: Where Can One Learn German Language by Ndyoo(m): 11:07pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Please I will like to know too....this dude telling us to call him should tell us here or pack well |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Board Of Internal Revenue Job,anambra by Ndyoo(m): 1:03pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
MackyO: @ Ndyoo,dey recently advertisd so many job roles nd i learnt dat dey wil recruit 6000 pple,out of it 4000 wil b teachers nd d remaining 2000 wil b ofis workers. I also learnt dat some of der staf av retired derby leaving der offices vacant. So,lets pray we wil b favoured.Thanks for the Info Macky o. I appreciate 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: MARITAL ROMANCE: Awkward Moments Married Couples Face by Ndyoo(m): 2:42pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Make I go show my girlfriend nah...so she go know wetin to expect for this marriage parole. 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: DJ Switch Wins Glo X Factor [PHOTOS] by Ndyoo(m): 2:13pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Upon wetin I struggle make my babe go follow dem compete...anyway, There's hope sha. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Board Of Internal Revenue Job,anambra by Ndyoo(m): 4:38pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
macky o...Following you on Nairaland. ff back...please shed more light on the Anambra state civil service thing. tnx |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Secondary School Teachers Needed Urgently by Ndyoo(m): 4:33pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
sursur: [quotehahahahaha....Na now una go see work run. |
