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Yvete: Obviously the easiest way to get noticed on this thread is to diss Yvete because she must reply. *scratches head**lool...dis chic your beef no dey finish,i won't advice my enemy to attack u on NL...anyway it achieved its purpose...familiarity bridged. At least i will get preferential posts from you and your allies too...lol @ visa to move in wid a wrinkle saggy boobed lady.if only u take your posts only serious,some pple come here to joke...all join,no be like dat obama papa take make obama president...smh for me.***cycles away slowly*** continue wid your thing...make we dey roll and paddy dey go. Club 10. |
Sincere apologies @ all...would like if the thread moves on.daalu nu |
olarwarlay: Forwarded as requested!can you please forward gre/gmat(any of dem) plus toefl @ nokeke41@yahoo.co.uk. i will really appreciate.thanks |
imperiouxx: Your CGPA can still get you schools if you can help yourself by doing good research using www.usnews.com and www.google.com and write standardize tests to silence any critic. |
nice pics....hope i get to visit there someday |
wot do you mean as a student you also dey ko easy as in its easy? |
mail ...thanks |
i redeployed 2 months after camp and i still don't have a payment problem... |
hahahahahahah...laugh want kill me here,wetin him dey find for cotonou ![]() Unserious set of people...go dash dem ur money or read woman electric there. |
@ stallion you can still give your advice...we all can learn one or two from it...thank you. |
please specify name of those laptops and there price.... |
wia is your location,what's the battery last? |
me dey plan marry white chic wey be my friend once i get to uk...part love part dual citizenship reasoning,i fit get am ...lwkmdu pple shouldn't blame nigerians,like in the uk,recent removal of psw after spending millions to get a degree,karma get it's own way nah... |
please NL i want to know if i would still go for A-levels...i have a Bsc in parasitology,want to go for a nursing sci degree in the uk,am i qualified to apply and some1 said i must have the fees for my 1st yr till my grad yr plus my maintenance fees...and am i allowed to work...thank u i think the fees from yr1-final is to heavy for me to have in my account all at once pardon me,i'm considering a health mgt course as he told me the nursing fees is outrageous...dat he advice me to go for a BA in business and finance or business information,dat its a blooming sector now... |
please i notice its hard to post a story here without it appearing in blocks that are compressed and unreadable...will it be nice if we post referrals too that allow fellow NL reading it....like an fb page.thank u |
Cuddlemii: @opokay cuddlemii...i copied it from my facebook page and i thought it will paste like dat,my bad... @ billy rubin....okay,which of d backstory,note taken in terms of the tenses |
Ugochukwu would sit afar signalling me with his hands to notice his presence whenever he arrives at the dark shade near our small stall. He sits there most nights watching the customers who patronize our small petty trade at the Ojuga market,waiting patiently for mama to go home first with her wares,mostly palm oil and stockfish on a white pan placed on her head,a small sized stool on her hand,the rest is now left for me to take home. Mama has scolded him once when she noticed his advances on me,her shrill voice shouted "onye ori!", when he was about to leave the argument between them on why he follows me around. His shoulders raised high with ego and he walked pass with such bravura. Buyers bidding price with sellers and market women arguing made the scene noisy every evening after the main market business men had left,children chasing each other bare footed along the semi tarred road which go muddy when the rain comes. Tables align on each corner leaving huge space inbetween for passer-by,the local made lantern mpanaka- a small kerosene container with wool at end which exude soots while letting out it's yellow light shines its hazy light that moves with the blown wind direction. Little Nneoma ran over a bottle of palm oil,a young boy who looks much more less her age had chased her into breaking the two hundred and fourty naira worth of oil. Immediately her mother rained her back with slaps that sounds like two palms hitting each other. "Ifukwa ekwensu!," she said. She now mutter in a low tone cursing why she came to the market today,Nneoma staring her with keen bewilderment of what her actions might have lead to and if her mother will punish her more as seen on her back,lashes of cane scars. The small night market smell of onions,stockfish and heavy spices which is mostly percieved in the thick humid air,over the extreme end of the street lay rubbish of vegetables and spoilt fruits and cartons of already bought cosmetics.pigs grunt as they nosed at the dirt and happiness leaped my heart when mama told me she's going home. Ugochukwu crept out of his hide-out to sit beside me,he smells of white mushrooms whenever he raises his hands to explain what he meant,tufts of black hair scattered over his jaw which broadens out his face giving him the egyptian look on his dark skin,a little lower to his left is a white scar on his chin.His friends mostly rogues and street urchins call him "pharoah". His popularity now turned me to pharaoah's girlfriend as he would sit near me after mama has left and most times i notice he's busy staring at my bossoms. Felt uneasy with it earlier and would close up the cleavage that shows any part of my pert breasts,i let him look as i get to know him more,he's not touching it in the open market anyway. He always fumbles crisps of fifty naira notes into my hands,refused at first but it later turned to a tradition which i gladly welcome each time he visits. Never bothered to ask him "where the money came from", but he said he's a business man when he introduced himself,weeks later came when he announced to me he had find a house. "Can you come and visit me",he said.He was the only one among his friends that went to a secondary school.He brags with it everyday. It was the week Our biology teacher was teaching us reproductive system,sex organs and courtship display. Our keen interest was more when she started explaining sexual intercourse,the serene class room that was once full of giggles and laughter was as calm as our school library. Everything she explained,i imagined on spot with ugochukwu. Lost in these fantasies,she left the class without my notice,leaving an embattled elemchi to struggle with the ideas of choosing the devil or the deep blue sea. Mama always held on to her rosary beads on her hand,she took up the daily morning mass routine after papa has left and in less than a year kelechi followed suit. Mama believed uncle chike is using his charms on us since he came immediately after papa's burial for nkuchi nwanyi rites-a rites that adjoin him the duties of a husband over mama. Mama said, "He smells like ogwugwu goat",a stunted domestic goat belonging to ogwugwu deity that roams around the village looking for female goats to climb,bleating at their backs whenever they refused him. Maybe uncle chike is,he went as far as moving the case to umunna which has been on for years now,claiming that he has right over mama.His brisk walk like a tortoise submerged in it's shell,always on clothes that looks like mama's oversized maternity gown in his squirrel sized body.His nostrils is filled most times with the brown powder particles-utaba which grandma used to lick when she was alive too. We heard bank robbery and people shot to death everyday.papa had died from a stray bullet when he was going to one of his morning masses,that week mama threw away her rosary beads and nearly ran mad.weeks later,the umuada shaved off her entire hair for the funeral rites and i laughed at her new gangster look. The priest that came during the burial of papa demanded she pour sand into his grave yard which was against the custom,as uncle chike was arguing with the priest,mama took the sand and threw it at the coffin and the whole crowd that came dispersed shouting "Alu!,Alu!". A grave offense that needs a mother cow to cleanse and appease the gods. The governor then brought a new set of vigilantee group,when he announced it on our white television,our landlord shouted and disturbed the whole neighbourhood arguing about how the new 'bakassi boys' will combat crime. Ugochukwu hands were trembling the next day he met me,he said he has fever and i told him i will come and see him after school tomorrow.He was calm and averted the new vigilantee topic when i raised it. His one room apartment was sparsely furnitured,television and a video cassette player near the window end,a small bed and a center table with a greenish rug to decorate the ground.The side of the green curtains gave space for little light to enter. He offered me juice with which i took the first and finsihed it in one gulp,he advances close with each drink he poured in my glass.His breadth was heavy and fast when he came close enough,he started muttering words that were so faint,within me,i knew what he want and i craved for it too,just waiting for him to take the first step. He fiddled at my undergarment and in what seem like in few minutes we were locked up in our arms and his saliva nauseated me.He was so eager to be in control,and in all that sharp pain,the last i could remeber is the contempt on his face as his graps trembled and i felt as he shrinked and a hot flush ran inside me. Weeks later ugochukwu didn't come to our shop and i thought maybe he got what he wanted and left. That night old soldier gave me a parcel someone brought for me,'old soldier' was the name we gave to the badly squinted stout man who live inside a cubicle near the pen house,he told us stories of the civil war and how he gallantly fought a battalion with his bare hands. He helped kelechi to write papa's eulogy which he never read to the disgruntled crowd that came for mgbalu. Black,wrapped with polythene and tied with rope,i read ugochukwu's letter that said he's at enugu for a business trip and would come back when he's through. I wanted to write him back telling him what happened after my last visit to his house,how i threw up every minute and then,but fear of old soldier going through it and mama getting to know of it.she has been suspicious,how often the excuses that came from me. Maybe he knew and sent money enough to take care of our mistake. Afuluenu adviced i should take a mixture of salt and Guinness stout which burnt down my throat to the stomach,this i preferred to the physical abortion she said its painful and would likely damage the womb,she had done it twice. That night i prayed to the lord for killing a human being with promise of going to confession next week. It took mama another month to notice the pregnancy.within those period arm robbery has declined to its minimum.mama sang and praise the lord for the new dreaded boys that slaughter humans like cows on abbatoirs in streets and in open market places.The judge is their charms and amulets which tells who is a criminal,who has killed and who is about to kill? Crowds gather whenever they want to kill any of their culprits,not shielding them from the eyes of the children that wander the streets or the mothers that gave birth to them. They caught the notorious criminal - derico whom they showed on television and also news spread when they caught the famous prophet of nawgu whom papa had visited his ministry every wednesday during his life time and would hang his cross over our small alter.mama and mama egbuche gossiped about it when she came over to our house a day after his death only for them to kill her son a fortnight later,mama sang a song on justice taking its full course and hummed the verse she couldn't remember in our stuffy room filled with our clothes,the white ceiling has began to peel off,scrapes of white chalk would fall on our urine- smelling mattress,chidi would always wet dream and mess the whole place,mama would always say,"leave him,when you were like him you do more than these". She pampers chidi since she knew it's what had stopped uncle chike and his brothers from taking over papa's land in our village,a single male madness that puts women in no other place than objects with little value. I started planning on how to travel to aunty ebere's place.mama found out about the pregnancy,she screeched on how she was a virgin before she got married to papa and how she averted the woes thrown to her by boys of her age and she threw my bag out of the house and memories of papa sprang up my mind,he wouldn't have allowed it. Her actions justifies the chaste she preaches to her fellow women and to catholic girls organization whenever she's sent to advice us on our monthly meetings. Old soldier accompanied me to the park,boarded the lorry that was heading to enugu,later arrived at aunty ebere's transekulu house. Jide,aunty ebere's husband broke the news of chidi's death to us few days to my arrival.Aunty ebere is mama's sister,she works at the state civil service comission and would always blame mama anytime she comes around for leaving school to marry Geoffrey.Geoffrey was papa's english name. The day i arrived at there house,she mocked me saying,"history has repeated itself,only that this time the father is no where to be found." I wanted to reply,to tell her that ugochukwu is here in enugu and that he's probably by now a successful business man. Jide stares me the same way ugochukwu does,i noticed my bossoms has increased as well as my belly and its no way comparable to aunty ebere's,which hides with her skinny body. Aunty ebere said she went to our house and found uncle chike in our bed and mama told her it keeps him from taking over the land. That night i imagined uncle chike in our bed and on top of mama,the same goat after been refused,now dines with the ever unrelenting princess.The child in my belly now moves often,he would look like ugochukwu or maybe like papa who always believe in reincarnation. Aunty ebere taught me most times what to do,though she had no child of her own.she once said she will take the child if it's a girl and that mama should pray for it to be a boy so that he will save her from uncle chike's ensnared slavery. Mama learnt of how uncle chike plan to still covet the land and sale to Oguadimma who lives a stone throw from our compound in the village the same day she learnt i was put to bed of a baby boy,he reported him immediately with claims of my child whom we are yet to name.He came with the same scar with ugochukwu,exactly at the left side of his chin,then i wondered whether ugochukwu is still alive. Aunty ebere said he looks like papa,same big nose and a big head. "Omaka,mma papa gi." she said. Later went home to meet mama alone at the house,two weeks after my delivery,she prepared ofe nsala with small fingerlings-elem which are only seen in late september and spiced it well with uziza-the local black spice. Mama said it helps to clear all clumped blood that didn't pass out during delivery,"O na adi mma",she said.That night saw me questioning mama whether she has seen ugochukwu,she let out her wry laugh and told me they caught him in our landlord's pen house few weeks ago and the knife showed its end of the road for him. I left mama,went outside and the moon was so high in the sky,shining like there are street lights around.if only she knew the criminal was ikem's father,if only ugochukwu would have stayed at enugu and only come back few months after they disbanded the 'Bakassi boys'. if only we had good judicial system were criminals are convicted and prosecuted rather than leaving their fates on the hands of charms,after which they were lynched in the face of the joyous crowd that hunger to see their blood smeared on the coal tar. "Mama,his name will be ikem and ugochukwu is his father", i said and mama didn't utter a word.
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