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TV/Movies / Re: CCPT Has Intervened To Prevent Multichoice From Raising Subscription Fee by negaiyke: 7:10pm On Apr 29
We Never sha learn lesson.....smg cry

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Agriculture / Re: Poultry Workers Bury Eggs To Steal Them (Video) by negaiyke: 11:25am On Apr 19
A Thief's Mind is always More Creative tham his Catchers

You block one way, He devices Another

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Crime / Re: Reno Omokri's Brother Pastor Isaac Omokri Rapes A Minor Inside Church by negaiyke: 11:06pm On Apr 15
Charmingrascal:



Reho is not bigger than the law, let the law take its cause.
Blame the judge and Police not Reno;
Reno can't frustrate shii.

We should blame Judge for compromise
We should also blame the Police for Compromising
But Reno that allegedly sponsored and influenced their compromise from background, you say we shouldn't blame him

Haaaa.....bros where you keep your conscience?
who do you this thing sef....smh undecided

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Autos / Re: Neatly Used Toyota Corolla LE With Duty 2009 Model Going For #3.5m by negaiyke: 1:01pm On Apr 09
Still available when your phone number is Not complete

You never serious bros
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Camry 2006 Model.. Tokunbo Standard Clean Interior by negaiyke: 9:15pm On Apr 01
straphael:
Registered Toyota Camry 2006 model....

3.950m

Tokunbo standard
Clean interior and exterior
Buy and drive

Car at Gbagada

Call/WhatsApp +2348035619814

Are You sure you know the meaning of Tokunbo Standard??

Why Not use Google to check the meaning

Abi you be scammer

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Travel / Re: Bolt Driver Adds Plantain Chips, Groundnut To His Hustle (Video) by negaiyke: 12:03pm On Apr 01
Igbo bú Ényì

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Romance / Re: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by negaiyke: 11:18am On Mar 27
UncleSpiner:
She will definitely turn around one day and tell you to your face that she was the one catering for you.

Here's my story.


That was when I met the girl I am currently dating. She advised me to get some buses and employ people to drive then pay me every weekend since I had the money.

I did what she asked and got about 4 buses, she also asked me to start working on my lands so that I could have my own house. So far I have gone far with one of the building
...

So I started the reading at the top, and I thought you were now wise

Then when I read the bottom, I knew you were still NOT wise


HAVE YOU TESTED THIS YOUR NEW GIRL WITH BROKENESS YET ??

every Lady can give investment ideas if you're loaded... That's how Women are wired.

Broke-Test your new banny and see after a while if she won't Insult your crazy+ass

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Romance / Re: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by negaiyke: 11:15am On Mar 27
chatinent:


It's totally wrong to label someone's girl an ashawo...think about it.

Yeah You're right... Kinda

But the op is still foolish

Now he's praising the new girl for giving him investment advices....when the Truth is that she will do the same if he was broke

Like Women are wired that way

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Romance / Re: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by negaiyke: 11:12am On Mar 27
Guys, never test a woman by your BROKENESS
And never judge her by how she acts when you're broke

Cause even the New girl you'll run to would still do the same

My advice: If you're broke, then became comfortable, decide if the girl still has other qualities that can keep you
If yes, then stay with her
If No, then leave her.... Simple

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Attend Wednesday Burial Of 17 Soldiers Killed In Delta by negaiyke: 5:59am On Mar 27
Hahahahaa

because Obi just de go everywhere, de knack borehole upandan, de Chop food with talakas

Baba reason am say make him sharply just invite himself for burial before Obi go run go there

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Business / Re: Profile Of Adaora Umeoji, Zenith Bank’s First Female Group Managing Director by negaiyke: 6:55pm On Mar 19
Jennyclay:
She will definitely do well more better than any man

Equality is what we’re asking for and we’ll get there!!

You're looking for Equality but you want her to do *better* than *any* man

Why can't you wish she performs as good as a man...Now that's equality imo

Feminists and Their dark hypocrisy.... Y'all don't want equality, you want to subdue men..smh

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Politics / Re: Inflation Rises From 29.90 To 31.70 Percent In February by negaiyke: 1:49pm On Mar 15
Tell Us Anoda News we don't Know please

mcheew

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Romance / Re: Reasons Hauza Fulani Girls Don't Do Premarital Sex by negaiyke: 8:17am On Feb 03
Op is saying the truth....to a large extent like say 95%

Fulani Girls are married off immediately they get to as young as 13, 12 or 11 years sef

They don't allow teenage girls stay single while experiencing adolescent urges (that's what makes most girls explore or experiment)

They marry them off just when their sex hormones becomes active hence they're already in their husbands house when their urges are ripe

Now I ain't saying that early marriage is good... NO
Just saying that their culture don't give rooms to premarital sex(by leveraging early marriage)

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Romance / Re: Men And Sex by negaiyke: 9:24am On Feb 02
placeofallure:


I didn't sample any because those would be abominable. They're not like normal relationships where a boy would meet a girl and the rest as they say would be history.

Come to think of it..... undecided

If you were probably qualified on merit for those jobs you were looking for, then they wouldn't preposition you with sex..

Men preposition women who want something but aren't qualified (most women are in-built entitled mentalist).... So the men needs to get something in return..

I'm a Manager somewhere in Abj and I speak thee the truth..

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Finally Meets His Oyibo Lover After 3 Years Of Online Dating by negaiyke: 10:08pm On Jan 20
Abobi Rock mehnn grin grin cheesy shocked grin

Na person wey no see money buy car de talk say him mates wey buy de do rituals

Na person wey no see oyibo catch go talk say d guy de find green card

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria’s Viral Ballet Boy: From Lagos To Elite Dance School by negaiyke: 7:36am On Dec 29, 2023
KarinaSlim:


Are you Gay? (In Janet Jackson's voice from the movie "For Coloured Girls"wink

I'm so Straight....

Straighter than most girls' bone straight extension tongue
Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria’s Viral Ballet Boy: From Lagos To Elite Dance School by negaiyke: 9:23pm On Dec 28, 2023
Stonecoldstare1:

It's not a sport,coco.... it's a dance artform

Lols... I'm Sure when you finished typing, you smiled at yourself thinking you made sense

Look here, Anything You do as a form of entertainment or competition where prices or money can be won is a form of SPORT....

Whether fighting, dance artform, gymnastics, or whatever are all sport.. even sex sef (lols, only that it's too lewd to the presentable)

Ballet is a category of Sport at the Olympics (where the Chinese dominate)

Thanks for the mention btw
Car Talk / Re: Opinions Needed: My Mechanic Said I Should Use Only Water First In New Radiator. by negaiyke: 2:12pm On Dec 28, 2023
We the Association of Future and Prospective Car owners are just here to observe shocked

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria’s Viral Ballet Boy: From Lagos To Elite Dance School by negaiyke: 2:09pm On Dec 28, 2023
This Sport is Gayish....

Argue with your Keyboard/Cellphone

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Education / Re: Can Anyone Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net by negaiyke: 5:04pm On Dec 02, 2023
Physics Students should know, but unfortunately most don't

Electrostatic Induction Discharge

Have you ever observed that when you touch some surface like your hairs or curtains or items or people's body, it would shock you..... especially during harmattan or dry weather ??

Well is because of static electric charges that has accumulated on the surface of the object.

Now it is very dangerous for such static energy to accumulate on a highly flammable gas or objects, such as gas cylinders or tankers.

Therefore that nets helps absorb and discharges those currents, when a tanker is parked for a while, they tie a chain from the body of the tanker to the ground to for same discharge reason

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Business / Re: Five Top Exporters Earn $22m In Two Months – CBN by negaiyke: 1:13pm On Sep 30, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
The top 5 non oil forex earners have done well. I urge them not to rest on their oars.

These companies, especially the indigenous ones, are an inspiration to many others that you can make it here in Nigeria too and earn great returns from exports. Check my signature for free stuffs!

you meant to say...... Not to Rest on their LAURELS

I agree, it's kinda poor, so they shouldn't
Romance / Re: Should I Visit Him? by negaiyke: 8:20am On Sep 01, 2023
ChisomGloria:
Nairalander's assist with advise, there's this man I meet on Nairalander when I was in university, he wanted to marry me tho we never meet in person.
2 years ago he sent me money to visit him but I was so scared and I declined his request. Till date I've been feeling guilty because of #20,000. I want to return his money tho I'm not in contact with him anymore.

Is it a good idea?

Maad Sharp Girl... Women and Their age long Manipulation tactics

If anyone here thinks this tales is about the money she scammed off the Maga, then that person is a dulladinho

Now guys look up, this Lady is fed up with her hoe phase, she wants to settle down now (remember he wanted to marry her, but no she was in university then)

Now she done graduate... So she has done a retrospect analysis of suitable mugus to entrap in marriage, then she now remembers an old simp from 2 years ago

Now she's ready, infact she has already decided....she just needs validation from us here.

She would visit him, apologize with her used and beat-up punna and even try to guilt-trip the guy for not putting more effort in his chase of her then

I such pray that the guy (or simp) would see through her bullshyte, bleep out his money with interest and inflation.....then drop her

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Politics / Re: ISWAP Terrorists Challenge Rival Boko Haram To Gunfight In Sambisa Forest by negaiyke: 10:58pm On Aug 19, 2023
No objection from onlookers my Lord....

Infact , I accept the challenge on behalf of ISWAP and my learn-ed colleague here accepts the challenge on behalf of Boko boiz...


Let the Mutually Assured Destructions continue..
After all, he who kills by the gun supposed to die by the gun
Celebrities / Re: Davido Prays For Wizkid Over The Death Of His Mum by negaiyke: 2:10pm On Aug 19, 2023
Stand Strong comes to mind.... cry sad cry
Travel / Re: My Niger State Experience. by negaiyke: 4:47pm On Aug 06, 2023
Farming Contractors like the op are Silent Millionaires....

There's high risks but good money in Agricultural contractions

Well done op .. Stay Safe too

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Religion / Re: Pope Tells Transgender Person: 'God Loves Us As We Are' by negaiyke: 3:27pm On Aug 05, 2023
God does Truly Love us as a Human.... But dont get it twisted,

He Hates what we are at Times

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Science/Technology / Re: Existence Of Aliens Could Be Proven In 28 DAYS -harvard Physicist by negaiyke: 2:33pm On Aug 05, 2023
If Aliens are Confirmed to Exists.. The Gists go scatter religious people plans oo shocked

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Car Talk / Re: As A Driver, What Would You Do In This Situation? by negaiyke: 4:30pm On Aug 04, 2023
Swerve Off the road naa

Abi nobi sands i de see for road side

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Car Talk / Re: 9 Mistakes Car Buyers In Nigeria Usually Make by negaiyke: 4:07pm On Aug 04, 2023
This is Sooo mee

3 months Ago, I fell yakata for No. 1, 4 and 9 cry

Sold it off under 1 month undecided

Never again tongue

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Politics / Re: Meet Mariya Mahmoud Bunkure, The New Ministerial Nominee Who Replaced Shetty by negaiyke: 4:07pm On Aug 04, 2023
We Care Less who is there

Just let them make an attempt to deliver

We know they can't deliver... An attempt is all we need oo

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