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software:
My sister, Welcome o. Good to have u online today!

Those people who fall before past near them, are people wey dey fear. or maybe the pastor don Organize himself. Do u know some pastors rent people to Behave like they have really been touched by the holy spirit.

A freind Told me her pastor who is single, Invited her to his house. I just immidiately advised her to go there with a sharp cutlass in her Bag.

so That she can Deal with him very well

Take care my sister!

yeah i gree with d rent people part!!! nigerian Pastors Give DILIVERANCE Bullshittttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!

@ Bobbyaf, i gree wid ya!!
Ok ya all lets consult our once again, but more carefully our Bible, about this whole speaking in tounges stuff!

I Corinthians 12-14, chapter 14. OK i quote 4rom 5 : it says " i would that ye all Spake in tounges, but rather that ye prophesised, for greater is he that prophesieth than he that speaketh with toungues, EXCEPT HE INTERPRET THAT THE CHURCH MAY recive edifying"

But do Nigerian pastors interpret sothat d church may recive edifying NO!! why?? bcuz wat they speak makes no sense!!!

I Corinthians 12-14, chapter 14. i quote 4rom 9 : " so like wise ye except ye utter by the tounge words easy to be understood how shall it be known wat is spoken? for ye shall speak into air."

So i guess Nigerian pastors do do speak into air!!

I Corinthians 12-14, chapter 14. i quote 4rom 13 : "wherefore let him that speaketh in an unknown tounge pray that he may interpret".


But Nigerian Pastors never do: once again bcuz wat they speak have no meaning, wether spiritually or not spiritually!!

I Corinthians 12-14, chapter 14. i quote 4rom 18 : I thank my God that i speaketh in tounges more than ya all, but in the Church i had rather speak FIVE words with my understanding, that by my voice i might teach others also, than ten thousand words in an unknown toungue.

do Nigerian pastors do this no!! why? bcuz wat they speak dosent have meaning n therefore cannot b divided in to words, it's just as good as saying blablablabla, continously!!!

I Corinthians 12-14, chapter 14. i quote 4rom 27 : if any man speak in an unknown tounge, let it be by "TWO", or at the "MOST" by "THREE", and that by course; "LET ONE INTERPRET"!!!!!!


Let it b by "TWO or "THREE"; "AND AT THAT COURSE LET ONE INTERPRET!!!!!!

I Corinthians 12-14, chapter 14. i quote 4rom 28: " BUT IF THERE BE NO INTERPRETER, LET HIM KEEP "Silence" in the "CHURCH"; and LET HIM SPEAK TO HIMSELF N TO GOD".

Well so i guess this Pastors might as well keep "SILENCE" in the church n speak to God since they speak in an completely unknown tounge!!! but do they?? "NO!!" instead they speak continusly in an unknown tounge in the Church deciving millions of people!!!! >:

ok i am not trying 2 say that speaking in tounges dosent exist! but when it comes to Nigerian Pastors!! 4 get it 99.9%of them r PURE fake!!!!!!
PURE_FAKE!!! dey say stuffs that has no meaning, whether spiritually or not spiritually!!! non-sense stuffs!! if thats how u speak in tounge, well den ma 5 years old brother can speak in tounge, even better than d pastors!!!
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR alll R-U-B-I-S-H!!!!!!!

if Jesus is "LORD" n "GOD" ( which he is, then Mary, is d mother of God!!
Prove 4rom d Bible!!!:

ok so, wat really brings all this arguments bout if Mary is d Mother of God or not is because people think that it is not mentioned in the Bible, but it was!! On Luke chapter 1 , read 4rom 41 to 44: on this passage Mary goes to visit Elizabeth d mother of John d babtist, n filled with d "HOLY Ghost" she exclaimed: " Blessed art thou among whomen n blessed is the fruit of thy womb.
n she went futher n exclaimed : "And whence is this to me that the mother of my lord should come to me?"

there!!! she just called mary the MOTHER her Lord= mother of her God=mother of Jesus!!! ( but if u don't belive that Jesus Christ is Lord n God, den ur argument is another different issue, u would just have 2 create another forum n after concluding there, come back here).
wat more proof do u need Note that when she said this she was filled with d "HOLLY GHOST"=)=)=) !!!! if she can call Mary the MOTHER of her Lord while filled with the HOLY GHOST, then y can't i
Once againg, Mary is d mother of God!!!!

Allah n God r not d same!!! bcuz, if u go 2 d qoran, u would find things which d muslims say it is alright to do in d face of Allah, mean while in d Bible, if d christians do this things, it is against the rule of God: so if Allah n God have different rules then they r not d same person!!!

Christians belive Jesus 2 b d son of God, but d muslims don't teach or belive that Jesus is d Son of Allah : So once again, Allah n God r not d same!!!!
Conclusion: d muslims r just 2 blind letting there false leaders ( who all they know is violence) lead them astray n 2 nothing!!!!!!
Don't even compare Allah 2 God!!!!! Allah dosent exist!!!!!!baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

segoye2:
@ Topic,
Well for me, I will vote for non of them. 94% of the listed pastors are pocket scrappers.

If their teaching are bible based, then they worth calling men of God. But if , ,
the other way round.

I will rather vote Mr. Seun (nairaland site admin) as the best man to the subject matter

yup!! AGREEE!!! ABSOLUTELY!! NOT EVEN 94% BUT 99.9%!!!!!

lafile:
what exactly on the Thread freaks you out?

The part of asking : "if my God is a lunatic!!!, just wat a question!!!
how would u feel if i came up to u n asked u if ur father was a lunatic?

WesleyanA:
did you hear about the guy that stole thousands (or millions?) of money from his boss (sheraton hotel) and donated it to his pastor oyakhilome (or some other big pastor) in hope that God will return the money in double fold (the pastor had been preaching about sowing seeds).

a lot of people are truly just gulible and don't worship for the right reasons.
religion is now a form of business in Nigeria. every one's opening their own church. I wont be surprised if there are streets where there are more than 5 churches.

about d story : lololol!!!!

Street with more than 5 churches!!: absolutely true!!!!!!! i just pity d people who live in such streets!!!

software:
My sister, abeg no go attend such church o, u sabi say u be girl, the pastor fit go cheat u o. but if na guy now, the guy fit craize sef, make he Pull hin shirt.

I fit give u adress to that kind church for Lag, Port, Benin
If u go go, put small pepper inside your bag. so u go fit pour the pastor pepper for hin face

If u do such, God is using u to open his spirituall eyes. u feel me?

Chop up!

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! yea i fell u, absolutly d right thing 2 do!!!(loads of peper not even small!)
seriously this pastors r unbeliveable!!! n d slaping part: wats that all about?? " just wat kind of demon is d pastor trying to slap out of the person??"
2 break it down :
people who u c in TV n such pastor churches that just fall down b4 d pastor even gets 2 touch the person = ( dey fall b4 d pastor gets 2 dem bcuz dey r afraidman, ! omo na who no go fall, b4 d pastor come clear u fall 4 ground?? or worst , give u one dirty slap?)lololololol

Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? : I no want that kind of diliverance!! d pastor wen want delive me, MAKE HIM GO DELIVER HIMSELF B4 E DEY COME DELIVER ME!!!

yong babe:
@ derzi
you're an example of a huge fake beliver.
what language do u speak when u speak in tonges??
or do u just say bla bla bla??
next thing u will say is tat babies speak in thonges.

i absolutely agree wid ya gurl!!! i don't need 2 write any thing more, u said n asked practicly all wat i was going to write!!!

yea i would lyk 2 ask that again ( pardon me)
@ derzi "wat language do u speak when u speak in tounge? or do u just say blablabla?
loloololoooololool!!
Nigerian pastors speaking in tounges rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubish!! big tym fake!!! blalblablablabla,

just one question, does every religion belive in angels??

once again " i'm not here 2 debate wats demonic or not!!!"
but just one ques, what makes scientists soo sure that there is no God??
that'sd ma main question!
wat makes people belive that there is no God,
i know n have so many frends dat don't belive in d existence of God!!!?? WYH??

hey Soft ware, i dey fine O, all diz our church don tire me!!
lolololol!!! i would luv 2 attend such Churches 4 once!! n c how it's lyk!

hey yo trini_girl it seems u got ma question wrong!! d ques was "how do sciebntists explain?! i'm not here 2 debate on wat is demonic or wat isn't!! ( boy such debations bore me cuz dey just have no end)!!
just bugging on sme stuff tat d scientist can't explain!!

u just have 2 read b4 u post replies!!

Lol u guys r funny, though it's not in d Bible n stuff, but it's ma own belife!
dey do wisper in my heart!

Angels DON'T do wat u order them 2!!!
u pray n ask them 2 assist u in acomplishing wat u want to acomplish!!
n that's wat they do, they pray 4 u, n help u in tyms when u r not even aware!

some tyms u hear a wisper in ur heart asking u not do do a certain thing or go 2 a certain place ( bcuz it might b dangerous)
such voices r d voices of our Angels!

All those 9ja's pastors or preachers r all fake!! they r just looking 4 chup money!!!

Jesus is LORD N GOD of all nation!!! belive it or not!

don't mind all these churches that encourages u 2 pray 4 ur enemy 2 die just imagine if : in a church me n my enemy ( atleast some one i belive 2 b my enemy ) goes 2 d same church, during prayer tym, she would b praying 4 me 2 die, n i 4 her 2 die, imagine if God answers such prayers " then we would both drop down in the church n die!!"
or imagine if every one in d church r enemys 2 each other, lol, then d whole church will drop down n die!!!
loooool 9ja churches!!!

All diz Nigerians pastors churches r just opened by peeps that r looking 4 chup money, n 4 peeps that r looking 4 miracle, because jus by d mention of miracle u would find almost all nigerians running there!!
Roman Catholic is the church!!

i absolutely can't wait 4 rapture either!!!! just want 2 go 2 taht better palce!! ( Heaven)))=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

wat a useless question!! Obviously God never makes mistakes!!! END TOPIC!!!

I'm realy tired of such arguments!! when will people jus learn 2 belive " Jesus Christ did exist! Jesus Christ has always existed!! Jesus Christ still exists!!
PERIOUD!!!!! END TOPIC, IF U DON'T BELIVE FINE!!

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool can't help laughin ma ass off, after reading d coment above!!
all those stuffs r fake men!! i seriously don't know wat 2 sy!! it's just soooooo fake!!!!

Hey Software, ur coment got me rolling n laughing all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolololololololololololol!!! kai!! Naija Pastors!!!!

correction: Nigeria is not d most religious country, but d country where d people r just so gulible that they would go any where if u just mention d word "MIRACLE" seriously i do belive in miracle, but Nigerians all they want is miracle ( not all) n most of them don't go 2 church 2 worship God but 2 look for Miracle, n diz is not wat u call religious!!

just one question, " d person who created diz forum : Idiot, Stupid, or just Crazy??
seriously u guys have gat 2 mind d kinda forum u create, not just come on n create wat ever u want!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL srry i just can't help laughing!!!
prayer warriors?? jus one question pls, " wat r they fighting"" looool
hey gurl don't belive in that stuff, all fake 9ja peeps dat r looking 4 chup money!!

if it works out wid u n ur Guy, then go 4 it! 4get all dose fake peeps, ur heart is ur own warrior! follow it!

Yes there is speaking in tongues! "but most of all this Nigerian pastors that jus want money,
all they do is Open up sme church, n start messing up, saying that they r speaking in tongues!

in the Holy Bible, when d holy Spirit came upon d apostles n they started speaking in tounges, they werent just speaking things that made no sense (lyk most Niger Pastors do)but dey were speaking d language of the people around them ( which they obviously never understood nor spoke b4)
which made d people around them start wondering n asking themselfs " Behold are not all these which speak Galilaeans? how come we hear every man in our own toungue, wherin we were born?" Act chapter 2 4rom 6 to 9.

but d 9jas pastors who say d speak in tounge jus say sme bunch of rubish out of they mouth deciving gulible people who all they r looking 4 is miracle, that they r speaking in tounges!!! but they r absolutely not! ask them wat they r saying, they have NO idea!!!!!!!!!! ask them which language they r speaking?? they have NO idea!!

come on peeps u know better!!!

Jesus Christ is God n Mary is his Mother!=Mary is d Mother of God!!
d Angel said 2 Mary: " u r going 2 bear a son n u shal call his name Jesus",
n she did bear d Son which is God! n she absolutely is his Mother! in other words " the mother of God"!!

ok i know scientists say there is no God n all, but there r some incidents that happen,
which they just tend 2 ignore why? bcuz dey can't explain them!!!
D stuffs in diz video is unexplainable!!!,

( copy n paste)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETJ61xMjRpo

sme tyms kids wander off 2 real dangerous places but jus some
how end up unharmed, n that i think is d hand work of an Angel!

Angels do exist! n we all always have an angel or more watching over us, n helping us always!
diz photo was taken by a police man after an accident, this accident was really serious but no one died
nor was any one seriously injoured! u can jus c d Angel, plain out n clear!