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Several years ago I went to Gtbank ATM machine to withdraw money. The machine was dispensing 1000 naira notes. As it got to my turn to withdraw, I did and one of the note was a fake 1000 naira note.
I mean at first I didn't believe it. I thought it was my mind playing games with me. So I began showing people around there and they all confirmed it. I think it discouraged some people from withdrawing again. I was so mad and was shouting cos life was not funny then. That money meant alot to me.
What I am saying is that these people work hand in hand with an insider in banks.
So I think what happens is that the bank staff when given these bundles of money from the strong room, since a bundle should be 100k. The bank staff will slip in one fake note per bundle and take out the original. Then go straight to load the cash into the ATM machines.

Op you are a very good writer. Thanks for this great post.

Granted. Like I said, he is smarter in business. They no dey learn that one for university or would I say the university in Nigeria does not prepare graduates for real life applicable skills in the business world.

FarmPlanetNG:
He is not smarter. He is extremely wicked and evil

I feel your pain OP but I lost interest as you believe that what happened to you can only be done by an illiterate. Your story is not new. Something similar has happened to me and several other persons here and it was not limited to gender, tribe or class. Please let go and move on. Even though he is uneducated within the 4 walls of an institution, he is much smarter and intelligent than you are in the business world. If I were you, instead asking this kind of people money, you should have smartly learnt all the ropes of the real estate business from him and combine it with your present job. Then soon after you may not need to be teaching but focus full time in real estate. It is not too late to go back to this your friend like a foolish person and learn all that I just mention and after that dump his sorry ass.

TrustNone:
There's this my guy, we're so close and we share everything in common like eating together, going out to hustle together, gist and relate.
He's rich as he sells lands (real estate) and makes huge profits from it but he's uneducated and can neither read nor write, I usually help him and compose text messages for him and also chats for him on his Facebook account as he can't speak English correctly.

So there's this school I'm currently working, in the evenings when I go to workplace to drop my laptop (as home isn't safe due to recent robbery attacks in our neighborhood) he'll usually accompany me.

Recently he followed me and we strolled together, there's this corper working in our school, she came out and met me, we exchange pleasantries and gisted.

My friend said he likes her that I should help him talk to her, I obliged then smartly did the job but the lady seemed uninterested as he was not properly dressed and blowing wrong grammars with a very local accent.
But after the girl realized how rich he is and the assets he has she finally gave in.

So recently the Operating System in my laptop got expired, didn't have present money to fix and update it, gigs were coming in but no money to repair the laptop. I asked my guy to lend me 5k when I receive salary I'll pay back but he told me he doesn't have but he'll try and help, he requested for my account and gave him, he lied to me he sent it to the POS girl in my area that she'll give me, but till date I couldn't see any alert.
I approached the girl and she told me he's lying he didn't give her any money. He later told me he was lying but there's no money as he's broke. I moved on. Mind you the girl accepted him and they're both dating.

Yesterday I saw the girl with a new Redmi Note 12, I complimented her phone and congratulated her, she then told me it's my friend that got it for her yesterday and also told the her to move out of the school's premises (she was living in the school compound as accomodation was provided for corpers). The guy then rented a new self contain apartment (250k yearly) for her and she moved out and is staying in the new apartment.
The girl told me how he has stocked her house with foodstuffs and giving her upkeep weekly.
Funny enough the girl has a smartphone she was using and never requested for phone from him, he just willingly bought the phone for the girl. Price of the phone was around 140k.

I was sad and grieved how this guy could be so heartless to his fellow guy and close friend but extravagantly kind and so simpishly foolish to girls.
The girl sef couldn't even show gratitude for connecting her to a foolish maga.

On my way back from Church in the evening yesterday, I saw them together at an eatery with sumptuous meals on their table, the girl called me and I just waved at them and passed.
The guy doesn't call me again nor come around my place again as he used to.

I just learnt that if you're educated avoid walking or keeping company with uneducated people and those that aren't exposed, their mentality is annoying.

Ok this coming from me that revived one eguisi soup like that that has stayed over 2 months in the freezer. Not only that it stayed that long but it had spoilt before then. Ordinarily I would have thrown it away but not this time around that the cost of eguisi is something else. I still have a paint bucket of peeled eguisi in my house.
So what you will need is a very small size stew, smoke fish and uziza leaf. Just buy very small size smoke fish and boil for a while with stew. Cut the uziza leaves and to the boiling stew. By the time the stew will have a strong aroma of a smoke fish and uziza, then you can pour into the equisi soup and stir. Please add the stew little by little and taste so that the soup doesn't become salty. Also if you don't have stew you can use tin tomato to make stew before proceeding with the rest. Let me know your feedback

thymetraveler:
Omoh yesterday I prepared a delicious egusi soup, garnished with chicken breast, pomo, goat meat, titus fish, dry fish and okporoko (stock fish)--in addition to other essential ingredients like spicy (knorr and star), pumpkin leaf, etc etc.

Had a go at it yesterday evening and it was really good
Then I warmed it like around 11:00pm.

This morning, I warmed it like around 8:00 am; I would have frozen it in my freezer but I was expecting a fellow friend who'd told me he would be coming around so I didn't see the need for freezing it yet.

Now, this evening, I just remembered it when it was already 9:50pm--that's the thing sometimes with remote work; one could get engrossed in it sometimes especially if it's my kind that has to do with coding/programming and code analysis.
I just totally forgot

By the time I got to the soup, I saw it was almost starting to "foam", and I quickly put it on fire. After warming, it doesn't have the fresh taste it had anymore. Tastes a LITTLE bit sour and lacking flavour

Has anyone experienced this? What did you do to the soup (or what can be done)? Food experts.

Mods...

You mean this same pure water I bought for N10 not too long ago in this country will be N100?
This is serious.

Ok

gammarays:
Thanks let me do that now

Please edit this your post and include his phone number and bank account details. So that as long as internet is existing in this life, once the info is typed and searched online this information will show.

gammarays:
Mustiboy going by name Jacob Damilola Agemo is a scammer

Advertised a Redmi note 8 pro for 85,000. I concluded with him and paid him 87,000 naira to include a type c cable

He gave excuses of returning late from work but has not been reachable for over 3 days.
He has deleted his previous posts except the ones quoted.

noobody
Nlanalyst
Foxie
DenreleDave
Dragnet

Hmmmmm. I strongly believe Access bank is a tool for Nigerian government. Something happened recently and I won't be sharing it. But it is becoming clear now that they are doing the bidding of this government.

Sctests:
Ask any one using the Access bank app with a dorm account. I am shocked at the brazen attempt at thievery by Access Bank.

Thieves, they are.

I have attached the picture.

Please tell me this is not true what you just said. If possible screenshot this "day light robbery" rate and tag CBN on Twitter. They will be fined. Yesterday I sold a little for urgent needs through my own bank app for 1480/$ even though it is below the black market rate I also could have done for 1560/$ on another platform.

Sctests:
And at a rate set by them.

I opened my Access bank app today and they asking me to sell at N1,100. Dem for carry gun come put am for my head.
Money that I attracted from outside the shores of Nigeria every month as a medical scientist and remote professional, you want to take it by force.

Let me come back to Nigeria and look for those funds. They will see craze.

CBN regulation is not sacrosanct law. I am not paying for their incompetence in that country. Leave my dollars INTACT.

Yeah

Promisesmiling:
Exactly, there are even other top notch manufacturer bags like Stallion et el... Each with different prices, the secret now is buying a good quality rice and this is based off texture not colour or stones.

You are on point. Infact I saw this happen with my own korokoro eyes. The local rice was bagged into this rice bag called 'tomato', while they loaded
to go to Portharcourt that day.

Promisesmiling:
It funny everyone is just saying local rice is stone filled and the colour of this one is bad.... Here in Jos, in Katako market to be precise, there are machines used to de-stone the rice and a bag of about 90 -95 measures(mudu) would cost you just 500 naira to de-stone and 500 naira for polishing the rice, and it comes out real clean.

Shocker : most people don't even know that the same local rice after the process is what the buy in repackaged bags as foreign rice.

I have left the match to watch a Nigerian movie for distraction. Super eagles want to send more people to early grave.
Nepa vex comot light as CIV score.

Hmmmmm. Na wa ooo. She is 💯 confirm. I have done business with her.

hapheeyxz:
I pity those that will fall for ur sweet mouth sha
I don't use such nonsense perf. wey u dey use mouth sell

Alright.

Akwaibom1stlady:
Right! I will be strong in the might of the LORD

Alright. Good to know you are already knowledgeable about it. You are welcome.

Jewessgratitud3:
Yeah you're right and I produce perfumes too but due to my tight schedule I hardly formulate these days.

I usually get my designer copy fragrance oil from ojota and they smell great and last long.
I just wanted to get a perfume from my area because no time to go to ojota before I now saw this creed of 13500.

Thanks.

Like you said the original is quite expensive. It used to be 100k before the dollar increase. I don't bother but rather go for the oil perfume form of these designers. I have done the business so I am talking out of experience. If you get the highest grade oil perfume of Creed perfume you will smell like the 300k alcohol original. The Creed oil perfume I got towards end of last year last for 2+ days on clothes. I mix it another oil perfume fragrance dey oppress people. So try and research to get a solid plug that will sell the oil perfume alternative to you. Note that original Creed oil perfume is quite expensive and I am not trying to sell or going to recommend any seller to you.

Jewessgratitud3:
LoL.. I knew it would be immitationas no genuine designer would go for less than 250k but it's a good immiation cos it smelled like the real deal

If you can survive Nigeria. You can survive this. The level of toxicity in Nigeria alone is what makes us thrive, be resilient and highly successful in other countries.

Akwaibom1stlady:
I am even TIRED SEF! Una WIN! Will not post any product here again!!! Thank you, Thank You and Thank You!!....

💯 solid points

Nazgul:
That's the point I've been trying to make.

Poor people would hate you for being Rich. They would hate you for dressing neat. They would hate your kids for looking fresh, if you employ them as security, they would hate how comfortable you and your family are, they won't mind becoming an informat to kidnappers or robbers just to rip you off your hard earned money.

Why do you think our leaders and wealthy Nigerians send their wife and kids abroad whilst they remain in Nigeria? It's because they're aware of this fact.

Don't mind him. He doesn't know that it is risky to be doing well in the midst of hungry masses living around you.

Nazgul:
This Nigeria you're talking about died the day APC came into power.

Most wealthy people who opt for abroad these days do so because of the growing security concerns in Nigeria. Kidnappings, robberies, ritual killings...etc.

You may have all the money you want, but are your kids safe when they leave for school? Are you safe when driving on our kidnappers riddled roads? Some days back we saw the mutilated corpse of an 8 year old child on the front page.

If you can provide for yourself, you should be worried cos you've become a target to criminals. This is why people leave.

You can ask people around you for help. Nobody online is trusted with these stories again

Apologize:
please i'm currently stranded at Trans amadi, i'm supposed to be going to Oilmill thru Ekelenwo. I would really appreciate if i can be assisted with 1k to continue my journey, as i've currently exhausted myself. Sincerly applealing for help

219943O13O
Uba
Michael

I do not support starting a business. So that you can focus except is an agricultural business in a small scale. Doing business in Nigeria is hard. Alot of factors that will frustrate the business. Follow the advice of the guy about investing in stocks, bonds etc. You can use the agricultural business as source to generate job opportunities, generate revenue and also food for your house hold. Even the agricultural business, you should source land in a Lagos and it's environs only to be safe from all this Fulani herdmen. Our security issue here is something else right now

PewpewS32:
Thank you! The numbers and confirming the numbers is important. I will be starting business' in Nigeria soon to lay foundation work for the ministry... the goal is to pay N. American wages in Naira to Nigerians through this business. Change has to start somewhere... There will also be N. American support from several churches who want to see God working in Nigeria.

Blessings.

Pew

Yes I remember. It is well and you are welcome.

Declutpayng:
Now you can see my pain. Thank you. The person that scammed me still stress me on top to ojodu berger inside rain ooo and flood oooo . Today someone brought down business I have not even started yet on the same scam accusation.
I just weak...

I do not take your input for granted

Take it easy. Don't blame anyone here. Not trying to take sides but everyone's blood is hot now. What you see is people who hate cheating and scamming with the whole of their being expressing themselves. Just that I believe it was addressed to the wrong person.

100FIX1:
It is criminal for them to react like that.
Transfer aggression to just anybody you can lay your hands on. Are they greater than the next fellow? What kind of rascal attitude is that?
What if the person cannot defend themselves? They will pay for what they didn't do and these get to roam free, waiting to do it another day like they're right.

They should be made a scapegoat.

I hardly make comment here but I was here when you were scammed few years back with your Akwaibom..moniker account. You were the early people that tasted scam on this thread. I think it's based on the wicked acts of scammers that made people react the way they did to you. Scammers do use person eyes see shege. Just continue doing what you are doing.People that need your goods here will still patronise you.

Declutpayng:
Whatever verification required I will produce but I also need help how to get this @yehmy guy because this will not go under the carpet no...he has spoilt a potential business I intended to start and I will not let it go either.

If I need to provide any verification come and I will provide it.

Call it Ponzi scheme. Not an affiliate marketing biz.

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Hmmmmm. Wise words here

Skikiskii:
The impact of mothers can not be over emphasized, see how Wiz can't get himself together. Please cherish your mom today o

What do we need new ministries for?
The existing ministries and agencies what are the results and proofs that they are productive?
Just wasting money

Did you read the other story from someone that commented about his Aunt's ordeal around zone 6? It was private cab she used. Both private and public cab in Abuja is not safe. Only the covering under God is safe.

Nemesis0147:
What an experience….
I feel for the journalist but how can you be working in the villa and can’t afford to be booking a private ride?
Stinginess Abi Wetin?
I live in Abj and nothing will make me enter ALONG….if I no get money to order a ride….I’m not going anywhere or I drive.

You should rather say "how do people or someone commit such act and sleep well?". That lady looks innocent to me. Just those good girls that likes bad guys not even cos of money but never knew she would not come out alive from the relationship. Hmmmmm. I don't even know her but my heart is so heavy. God please help this present generation. It was not like this in my days.

Roboto11:
How do you kill someone?

How do you kill someone that loves, admires even just likes you?

When a woman loves you, she's like a puppy. Always wanting to be in your company.

How the thought of killing her gets in your head is beyond cruelty.

It is a paid advert you are right. It is all his alternate accounts he is using

incogni2o:
This thing be like paid advert