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Nairaland General › Re: Who Don Chop Crocodile Meat Before by neonly: 11:57am On Aug 29, 2021
Sweet like chicken

TV/Movies › Re: What's The Name Of Your Best Movie? by neonly: 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2021
Bitter moon
Celebrities › Re: The Comedian Lamented The Fate Of Nigerians In The Hands Of Buhari And Osinbajo. by neonly: 8:21am On Aug 28, 2021
Why d cry cry Shabi we warn you guys

Crime › Re: Is There Any Law Banning Making Of Calls At Police Checkpoints by neonly: 8:07am On Aug 27, 2021
lonelydora:
I was running late for a meeting this morning at Oyigbo in Rivers State. Because of the bad nature of the road to Oyibo,i decided to join to a commercial bus.

I was already on call before the C4i checkpoint after toll gate. All of a sudden i was hearing some banging on the bus, and the policeman shouting "Driver Clear Well"

I didn't even i know i was the reason for the parking until some passengers told me to end the call. I asked why, they said we were being parked because i making call. See me see trouble ooo. I told them i cannot cut on the person calling me. Na so, i finish my call jejely.

After a while the policeman came and said i should come down, that i should handover my phone to him. First word that came out of my mouth was "It's my personal property and he has no right to cease my phone" Na so fear catch am.

He went to call their commander, and the man came and said i should identify myself. I told him I'm a Nigerian. He asked why i was i making calls? I told him i didn't know it was offence to make calls at police checkpoints.

He said i was proving stubborn. How nah? Before i could say a word, one of them gave me a slap (E hot shaa) from behind and dragged me to their small office. I swear i wanted to react but held myself, and told him i am leaving him because he's on uniform. He was wearing jacket which covered his name and his number. I was trying to get his name, and he noticed and buttoned the jacket.

The commander finally came and said i should give him my phone. I told him i have to lock the phone first because of the confidential stuffs i have. He agreed and allowed me to lock the phone. I pleaded to make a call or send a text, he said if i try it, that he will shoot me. Omo, na there i come calm down before my sad story will grace front page on Nairaland. Rivers state too hot, abegi!

Someone (who i suspect to be a military officer on mufti) i didn't even know stopped and demanded to know what was my offence. He told them he saw the way i was being dragged and that i look so gentle.

Las Las, he pleaded on my behalf and asked the commander to give me my phone back. The man gave me a lift to Oyigbo and said next time, i should just say "Sorry" and move on.

NOW, IS THERE ANY WRITTEN NIGERIAN LAW BANNING MAKING OF CALLS AT POLICE CHECKPOINTS?
What of the ones that will tell people to come down from bus and trek across check point before boarding d bus again nko
Useless tragedy
Romance › Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by neonly: 6:34am On Aug 26, 2021
speedfreak:
That parking lot behind the hospital grin, thought this was only my spot nau grin
Try d back mortuary side
Politics › Re: Who Is In Charge Of Nigeria, Buhari Or Bandits? Let's Do The Vote. by neonly: 6:50am On Aug 25, 2021
Zikojukwu:
Who is in charge of Nigeria, Buhari or Bandits?

Like for Bandits, share for Buhari.
Like for bandit
Share for buhari
Let the voting continue


For me bandit
Autos › Re: Please Have You Bought A Car In Berger Before? by neonly: 5:48am On Aug 25, 2021
TripleA2020:
Please I need you to share experiences if you have gone to Berger to buy either a Nigerian used or tokunbo car in Berger


Thanks so much
If you ever go to dat place to buy car OYO yur case
Dat place is full of scammers has for me and my house I can never go der to buy a car
My expirence has thought me a bitter truth
Foreign Affairs › Re: Excited Taliban Soldiers Operate American Gym Centre In Afghanistan (Video) by neonly: 9:42pm On Aug 21, 2021
ebukajay184:
Excited Taliban Soldiers operates a Gym centre they discovered at an American Army base in Afghanistan

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXFzjl1uZHQ
But gym Na Haram for Muslim folks na
Family › Re: I Will Never Forgive Give My Dad by neonly: 8:26pm On Aug 21, 2021
Babes u are not d only one wait till ypu hear someone else story then you will still Thk God
Atleast from yur write up u still have a roof over yur head
Everyone has his or her story to tell including me but dat for another day
Travel › Re: Two Dead, Policeman In Critical Condition As Vehicle Catches Fire In Rivers by neonly: 5:57pm On Aug 19, 2021
Kriss216:
RIP to the dead. The policeman in critical condition should get better IF God pleases.

Celebrities › Re: ‘I Like Being Watched By A Third Party When I Am Having S*x’ – Angel Confesses by neonly: 12:04pm On Aug 19, 2021
Dis girl is retarded honestly
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Wike Defies FG Signs VAT And Other Bills Into Law by neonly: 11:57am On Aug 19, 2021
Wike the flyover governor
Romance › Re: Pls Help, It's A Secondary School Girl That Wants To Snatch My Husband From Me by neonly: 11:51am On Aug 19, 2021
koyen:
Source: www.knowefritin.com

I have been married for 5 years now and we have a son. My husband who is about 40 is really confusing me to be sincere.

We live in an estate where everyone minds his/her business and my husband is a business man so most times he will be at home while I go my boutique where I sell fashion outfits.

It so happened that I came home quite early that day and saw my husband in the sitting room with a secondary school girl on uniform, nothing was happening then so I welcomed her and asked my husband who she was, he replied that her parents stay in this estate but they moved abroad and that she will Join them soon but wants to finish her school first.

Actually mere looking at this girl I was not comfortable because she was very very pretty and quite busty and then to worsen it all, her uniform was so short. Well, I just told myself that she is too young to try anything funny.

Funny enough I realized that on several occasion when I will be returning from the shop, the girl will be coming out of our compound and she will greet me Innocently. I confronted my husband but he kept saying she is just fond of us and our family and that she needs a family so she wont be lonely.

One lucky day, I decided to return home very very early without telling my husband but I ensured that schools have closed. That was the day I saw this girl pant down with my husband. They did not know I was around, I did not knock, I just opened the room window and snapped them then came to the door and knocked.

I and my husband had a strong quarrel that day because I was about to use a turning stick to break her head. As I speak now its over 2 weeks now, I have not seen my husband neither have I seen the girl too in the estate.

Please help me, its a secondary school girl that wants to snatch my husband from me.

Source: www.knowefritin.com
Liberation for yur husband d man don go he can't kill himself u self next time when u come back to dis world make sure u dey nack him well so he won't have intrest in other woman
Smally of now are dangerous harder inside more grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? by neonly: 11:43am On Aug 19, 2021
Voting buhari or Apc again
Politics › Re: Leave Lagos Or Face Sanctions - State Govt Tells Beggars And Street Hawkers by neonly: 8:40am On Aug 19, 2021
Next na d scrap buyers I totally support lasg on dis
Celebrities › Re: Kathleen Roberts: I Am Married To Michael Jackson’s Ghost – He Uses My Body by neonly: 6:39pm On Aug 18, 2021
kestolove95:
she look like a ghost...face like Igbo woman

Christianity Etc › Re: Warning To The Nigerian Church! by neonly: 3:46pm On Aug 18, 2021
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm dis is deep
Romance › Re: VIDEO: Calaber Girl B3aten, Str!pp3d N@k3ked For Stealing In Akwa Ibom State by neonly: 8:09am On Aug 18, 2021
Tomahawk99:
Sex starved savages. This same idiots will cowardly run away at the mention of fulani jihadists but are here molesting a lady for stealing a chicken.
Same fools who idolize Akpabio who stole their commonwealth as governor and still doing same as minister.
She should make a report and have those sex starved cavemen arrested.
Supported
Romance › Re: Why Aren't Guys Marrying Divorces And Widowed Women? by neonly: 11:37am On Aug 17, 2021
Person leave wahala u wan enter am again what you would have added is dat what d caused d divorce in d first place
D widows cause get comma sha
Education › Re: What Kind Of Side Hustle Did You Do While In Higher Institution?? by neonly: 11:27am On Aug 17, 2021
Just dey enter alaba market buy vcd repair and sell dat was then before DVD and flash drive came out
Nawo u just brought old memories sha
Crime › Re: Taliban Orders Local Leaders To Present List Of Girls Aged Over 15yrs by neonly: 8:12am On Aug 17, 2021
Uptownerd:
There are alleged reports that the Taliban has ordered Local leaders to make a list of young girls and widows under 45yrs.

It's been gloom and doom in Afghanistan since the news of the Taliban take over of government. Most Western Countries have evacuated their personnel from the region due to the growing situation on ground.

Few hours ago, some Afhgan Nationals were seen trying to stowaway on a US Military aircraft unsuccessfully.
There u go der 47 virgins already don land
Foreign Affairs › Re: Men In Kabul Mock Women After Taliban Takeover Of Afghanistan by neonly: 4:19pm On Aug 16, 2021
Idamond:
free to_to done open..

na the same thing one region for 9ja dey look for..

Properties › Re: Borehole Driller Scammer by neonly: 3:57pm On Aug 16, 2021
Collins don do dis guy something strong for the guy to call am out on social media likes dis


Pele

Education › Re: UNILAG Or LASU!!!! Please Advise A Confused Brother.. by neonly: 3:53pm On Aug 16, 2021
PENISgod:
Hello guys..so, I would be going for a change of institution on my jamb portal soon(in a matter of hours),but I find it hard to choose between UNILAG and LASU...I just need advice on which to go for. The following need to be put into consideration...

1) Environment- this is the most important of all because I plan on Living outside the school premises, so I don't want a place littered with criminals and crime..

2) socialisation- I'm not a social person at all. in fact, I am a cold blooded introvert. So I want a place where I can make good friends easily and also explore outside my comfort zone..

3) availability of affordable housing- i also need a place that offers affordable rent outside school premises.....


So, my fellow nairalanders, please help a brother out...

Mods please, help me push this to the front page, so I can get more opinions. Thanks.



Guy unilag straight lasu Na nothing to write home about an taking from experience because am der product (lasu)
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of A Man Seeking For Employment With A Roll Up Printed CV by neonly: 3:47pm On Aug 16, 2021
chily11:
A 33 Year Old man- Oyebowale Oladayo from Iwo, Ọ̀sun State was spotted at the front of the Ọ̀ṣun State Government Secretariat, Abeere, with his Curriculum Vitae boldly printed on a roll up banner; calling the attention of Governor Gboyega Oyetola to the fact that he needs a job.
Abeg make them give the man employment abeg

Politics › Re: Why Thomas Sankara Leadership Style Should Be Mandatory For Africa Leaders by neonly: 3:40pm On Aug 16, 2021
And what did we African do next was to listen to Eroupian by killing d man just like they did to gadaf Na suffer don start
I pity we African

Foreign Affairs › Re: CNN Reporter Wears Hijab After Taliban Take Kabul by neonly: 2:48pm On Aug 16, 2021
careytommy37:
I like how Muslims always give them feminist a reality check

Christianity Etc › Re: The ‘holyspirit’ Has Instructed Me Not To Go To Court - Johnson Suleman by neonly: 5:50pm On Aug 15, 2021
dlondonbadboy:
The Holy Spirit has instructed me not to go to Court - Apostle Suleman

I was just thinking that Israel Goodnews Balogun will just tender an apology for calling me a Criminal but rather, he escalated everything and got too many people and lawyers involved.

Balogun is my brother and I don't want to appear at the Court against my fellow Christian brother but for that Miracle Money Service and Teleporting my Spiritual son from Germany to France, the court cannot order me to prove it rather they should go and question the holy spirit that directed me because I don't take any action without the instructions of the holy spirit.

I have tried to call Balogun and his team to settle with them without going to court but they have refused to even give me a listen hear.

Holy spirit has instructed me not to go to court and I will not disobey the holy spirit and I'll beg the public to please refrain from abusing the Angels that sent the money to those that were in need. - Apostle Johnson Suleman

Bros, you must go to court. No vex.

Romance › Re: Perfect Answer To "What Do Women Bring To The Table?" by neonly: 2:30pm On Aug 15, 2021
Palazee:
Hoes will always be hoes
Smh

Politics › Re: Irigwe Killed 25 Fulani Muslim Travellers In Jos, Over 50 Missing by neonly: 1:58pm On Aug 15, 2021
Caseless:
you have not witnessed crisis before. No one has monopoly of violence as if when asked to cut a head off with your eyes open you can do it. Stop preaching violence, kid. What's the business of those traveling with what's happening in Jos? I hope you get hurt for the sin of someone that speaks your language so you can understand the situation better.
I also pray dat u or someone close to u bi be a victim of Fulani then you can still be looking at any Fulani people with same pitiful eyes
Politics › Re: Irigwe Killed 25 Fulani Muslim Travellers In Jos, Over 50 Missing by neonly: 11:51am On Aug 15, 2021
Nanaborga:
Guy shut up , na humans dem kill for there , nor be Hausa or Igbo dem kill , na human being, pray make dem nor use you or your family settle tribal or religious scores
So Na goat them they kill all over d country(fulani) Abeg park one side
No need for insult just drop yur opinion and move

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