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RomanceRe: Whom To Love Most: Your Mum Or Wife. by NEUDUDE: 3:08pm On May 24, 2024
The fact that there is even a comparison is appauling grin. Who wife epp lol. Hit a bump on the road and come back with this useless comparison lol
PoliticsRe: Breakdown Of Federal Government 54k Minimum Wage by NEUDUDE: 12:55pm On May 23, 2024
You don minus cybersecurity levy inside lol grin. Bunch of clowns
PropertiesRe: How Do I Deal With This Type Of Neighbor by NEUDUDE: 11:55am On May 23, 2024
KillahPriest:
You people saying tolerate as if they're all not paying the same rent. How can you leave your kitchen to come and make nuisance at my window with smells and everything ? I'm sure you guys saying tolerate are naturally very dirty and inconsiderate people. Then you say op should try and pack out so what if it's not in his budget yet knowing how expensive moving to a new place is ? Una wicked o. Op, you don't owe anybody even good morning sef, you've paid your house rent and your comfort is paramount since the landlord provided same facilities for everybody. You took the right step by reporting to the landlord but since the case is relatively settled, why bring it to Nairaland or don't you have friends to gist with ?
Its normal nigerian mentality, most of them don chop winch from small. Very uncivilized set of monkeys. after they will be shouting govt this, govt that. They cannot even try it in the abroad but they'll act like animals here and expect the zoo to magically turn abroad.

you live your tent and causing nuisance for someone else and shouting tolerate tolerate. No wonder they are tolerating tinubu.
Awon agbaya oshi. big for nothing, all they know is to suffer and smile grin
RomanceRe: Don’t Pay N3m Bride Price For A Girl Disvirgined With Urgent 2k – Reno Omokri by NEUDUDE: 6:24pm On May 22, 2024
3Million bride price for retired tinder hookup girl grin. when she is done gallivanting from okafor to mutiu. Bia you people should be fearing god na lol.
well some men dull normally haha
PoliticsRe: TotalEnergies Chose Angola Over Nigeria For $6 Billion Project. See Why by NEUDUDE: 7:28am On May 21, 2024
Buhari4dullard:
People are thinking twice now about Lagos.

They want Lagos to themselves, they will soon get.

Already the real estate market is slowly crumbling.

Dem never start sef angry
Ive always said this. Overcrowding Lagos reeks of lack of foresight. When the real estate markets eventually crumbles, well see what happens then
PhonesRe: Low Purchasing Power: Nigerians Go For Swapping As Prices Of Mobile Phones Rise by NEUDUDE: 4:20pm On May 20, 2024
Exousiang01:
You are ignorant and shortsighted.

Intelligent Nigerian with foresight knows that Tinubus policies are what is best for the Country.
We know we would face hard times but it better we face the hard times right now to fix it than grow old into a dead country.

You cant eay your bread and have it.

This is a process.
Its like renovating a house, the house gets messes up, some walls a broken, Windows removed, door pylled down etc but its all for the greater good
I thought 1 naira would be equal to one dollar lol. now story don change grin

Na suffer and hard times una bring come lol
BusinessRe: What Happened To E-naira by NEUDUDE: 2:55pm On May 20, 2024
Just imagine say enaira dey work. Tinubu for use cybersecurity levy finish una
RomanceRe: Single Guys, Get In Here... by NEUDUDE: 1:15pm On May 20, 2024
Deep lol grin
FoodRe: The Food You Can't Give Up Eating. (pictures) by NEUDUDE: 11:21am On May 20, 2024
Dokunu with Fish. For some reason i can eat this Ghanian delicacy constantly for a year morning, afternoon and night and never get tired lol grin
PoliticsRe: Supermarket Price Of Peak Milk Powder Higher Than FG's Proposed Minimum Wage by NEUDUDE: 7:43am On May 20, 2024
helinues:
That's one of the issue we are having in Nigeria. If you go to normal market, the price of the Peak Milk might not even up to N50k but go to supermarket, they can even called it N100k self.

So as how me and my friends went to one restaurant one early morning after leaving the club, imagine the restaurant selling 2 indomies with 2 eggs for 5k.. na how much be the carton of indomies, crate of eggs?
is it that you cannot comprehend or what. if that milk is selling at normal market price for 50k how much was minimum wage before now lol. 30k right. what are you now defending ozwoor grin. even the new minimum wage is not up to 50k
Science/TechnologyRe: I Killed This Snake On My Way Home Yesterday by NEUDUDE: 2:07pm On May 17, 2024
Lol i knew one gateman guy like that who literally liked hunting and killing the cats in the neighborhood that year. Dude did not know he was a serial killer in training. That's how it starts when killing things for fun is a hobby. Frustration na bastard grin

killing a snake is valid lol but making it an hobby is not normal angry
Science/TechnologyRe: I Killed This Snake On My Way Home Yesterday by NEUDUDE: 1:51pm On May 17, 2024
See how you murdered the poor Nigerian girl wey no get papa and mama grin
TravelRe: Ghanaian Man Told He Is Not British After 42 Years In UK by NEUDUDE: 12:03pm On May 17, 2024
No be UK. Very demonic set of whites grin. Na only to use people dem sabi
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Mistake You Made In Life You Wouldn't Want Someone Else To Repeat by NEUDUDE: 3:30pm On May 16, 2024
Kingrshd3:
Simp 😂

You don go use sex as a reason to marry abi 😂😆
LOL grin

Simp kwa. I'm not married, I'm proudly Pachelor. I prefer Baby Mama to Marriage... and again Sex is overrated. After you house banny for a long while you go realise eventually grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Mistake You Made In Life You Wouldn't Want Someone Else To Repeat by NEUDUDE: 2:45pm On May 16, 2024
Women are overrated! With time the sex all gets boring eventually, hustle and grind hard. Focus on a rewarding career or long-term business. Nothing beats being successful as a man grin
PropertiesRe: Reps Move To End Annual Rent Payment In Abuja by NEUDUDE: 1:32pm On May 16, 2024
mushroomFarm:
Fun fact. In Russia, federal school hostel
A room,
24/7 fast wifi,
washing machine and laundry equipments,
gym equipments,
24/7 electricity,
a kitchen with microwave, fridge and deep freezer (that we rarely use since temperature outside is about ten times colder than the freezer in winter😂)
Toilet and bath with 24/7 cold and boiling water tap (kitchen too)
24/7 central heating in the room

All these facilities mentioned for two students per apartment.
Guess how much we pay per month?
Well in my school it is 'expensive' and we only pay 1250 rubles a month. Approximately 15k naira. grin grin
Some federal schools in Moscow students pay $400 rubles a month about 5 to 6k depending on the rate of naira.

The way I stream movies, football, games and several medical videos, honestly I wonder if I can ever survive in Nigeria again .
Food is expensive in my city but a whole wild bird (tastes like old layers and duck, about the size of a prime layers) is 240 rubles. About 3.5k
.
Can 3.5k buy a complete chicken in Nigeria even if it is layers?
I pray God helps the current president to build up our economy and solve our infrastructure problems.
To make studying easier. All my African brothers work at the same place. It's like we got the contract to do the dishes at the restaurant. If you need money or you are broke, just tell the African brothers you want to wash today or maybe tomorrow cux you need money. Regardless everyone has a day in a week that they must go and work. 6pm to 4am. 2,400 rubles.
Which means the wage from a job of about 8 hours can buy 8 complete chicken/wild bird.
This is what a good economy is, I believe.
I am a United States fan (but not England and colonialists) but I believe if Russia had decided to colonize just one African country, that country would have been the number one most successful African country today.

Forget Baba Tinubu. The English people are the originator of our problems.
Lol English people are the worst breed of Caucasians alive. They are white devils. I dislike them with a passion grin
BusinessRe: The More I Put Money In My Business, The More Unprofitable It Is -Petty Trader by NEUDUDE: 12:43pm On May 11, 2024
Vinnie2000:
Bro, I have my Business, so I understand the Woman perfectly. undecided

Years back before Buhari and his DISASTER brother Tinibu came, When you make profit in your business, you could save it well. smiley

In Warri then, We heard of Akara and Bole women who used their Profit Savings to train their children in UNIBEN and Delsu, Abraka. shocked smiley

But now, any Profits you make in Business is used to buy Expensive Stuffs in the market. E.g. Garri. embarassed sad
funny how one person wants to increase prices of goods and expect other commodities not to increase aswell.

we go soon dey carry money full ghana must go to enter t-fare soon.

a vial of Xalacom i buy for my mom for her glaucoma treatment that was 5,500 to 6k is now 24,200 a very small eye drop oh that last for just 3 weeks oh.

Imagine if someone that sells garri in the market depends on this same drug how do they survive? Theyll definitely inflate their prices too.

You people will leave the root cause of why this is happening and be wailing upandan

APC will finish this country kpatakpata. Their policies go ruin this country eventually they should continue grin.

I dont feel any sympathy for her cos as crazy as it sounds she might have voted APC and come 2027 might still do it again for 3k lol
RomanceRe: Working At A Lodge Will Make You Fear Dating by NEUDUDE: 11:36am On May 11, 2024
That year growing up i worked at one fancy hotel in Bode thomas i marveled the day when a very young looking beautiful married woman came to our hotel to knack her middle aged driver. I know cos i was the receptionist that attended to them those very long years ago.

That day i learnt that there was nothing like my wife or na only 5 percent of guys dey lucky to get my wife for this life grin
RomanceRe: I Slept With Two Guys On The Same Day by NEUDUDE: 12:13pm On May 09, 2024
Lol so the child magically resembles the guy that his dispensing cash at the moment grin. Woman! Woman! lol.

Dont worry when that guy gets a new job and start supporting again the child will mysteriously change back as per chameleon wey you born. Nekwa lizard grin. Negodu angry
FamilyRe: My 43yrs Old Uncle Is Rich But Still Single by NEUDUDE: 12:06pm On May 09, 2024
osazsky:
grand pa...pachelour how fr
Proudly pachelor and loving it grin
PoliticsRe: Bandits Demand ₦500M For 30 Zamfara Hostages by NEUDUDE: 10:03am On May 09, 2024
Well before you know it. Dem go begin collect Banditry Levy on all transactions grin. And cbn will supervise it. brain dead black monkeys
HealthRe: Father Of 12 Found Dead Inside Brothel In Bayelsa After Sex Romp by NEUDUDE: 3:11pm On May 08, 2024
fablani:
From toto you come from toto you shall go.
Toto lives on.

Long live toto!!
Lol i just dey imagine this man burial service grin. The wetin kill am question go be problem
CrimeRe: 30-Year-Old Manchester Teacher Pregnant For 16-Year-Old Student by NEUDUDE: 2:07pm On May 08, 2024
Remarkably i havent heard one single pedophilia remark on this thread, you see what men go through nekwa grin
CrimeRe: 30-Year-Old Manchester Teacher Pregnant For 16-Year-Old Student by NEUDUDE: 2:03pm On May 08, 2024
Now imagine if a guy did this lol. Just Imagine grin
HealthRe: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by NEUDUDE: 1:13pm On May 08, 2024
Lai Mohammed's Apprentice lol grin

Just look at the face youll see the semblance
PoliticsRe: Cybersecurity Levy: Tinubu Govt Interested In Milking A Dying Economy- Peter Obi by NEUDUDE: 1:10pm On May 08, 2024
Chiefpriestt:
Even if Tinubu is given 30 years, nothing will change. A failure is failure no matter how you help him
which one is failurehuh Dont you know the difference between a failure and a thief

Buhari was a failure. Tinubu is a thief.

Abacha is learning work when compared to Tinubu grin
FamilyRe: My Fiancée Called Off Our Wedding With Four Days To Go by NEUDUDE: 1:01pm On May 08, 2024
Go to her moms house. kneel down naked and start begging lol. Sad we have to spell these things out to grown men with alleged working brains, so unfortunate. after that wire the single mom of two a sum of 5 million naira for just listening to you wail ozwoor grin. it must have been horrible for the banny to put up with a silly weak man like yoursef
RomanceRe: My Daughter's Name Was Suggested By My Wife's Ex by NEUDUDE: 3:14pm On May 03, 2024
fyzaila:
First confirm if she's truly your biological child before you even start anything. That tag *our child* hmmm undecided
when you read cant you comprehend? Didnt you see where op said she originally uploaded the photo to her ex with the caption "Our baby girl" before forwarding it to the idiot that pay the bills for her promiscuity in full time grin.

DNA/Biology for what? Common sense would tell you the op has been played for a fool if this is true
FoodRe: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by NEUDUDE: 6:12pm On May 02, 2024
Tuwo - Day i tasted it i nearly vomit
Okpa - The looks of it sef, nothing go make me try am
Pork and dog meat - I used to pass a place they barbeque this stuff. men the smell is the most annoying thing ever. I wonder how people eat this stuff, literally smells like piss when roasted angry embarassed embarassed
FoodRe: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by NEUDUDE: 3:37pm On Apr 24, 2024
Didnt Calabar vote for APC. Why are they complaining grin
RomanceRe: A Heart Piercing Truth For Ladies by NEUDUDE: 2:59pm On Apr 24, 2024
Dem no dey reason this one. Na ready made and awoof dem dey like grin.

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