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RomanceRe: Men, Are You Really Happy With Only One Woman by NEUDUDE: 2:32pm On Apr 24, 2024
Me and polygamy go be 5 & 6. But thing is i no plan to marry any banny officially grin. I no like wahala lol
EducationRe: 'You Want To Fight, I Will Give You Fight'- Fearless Boy Stands Up To Bully by NEUDUDE: 11:35am On Apr 24, 2024
In Public schools. In JSS1 you get this OT. Everybody na bully so no Ojoro grin. If your strength no carry, you begin use brain lol
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by NEUDUDE: 10:14am On Apr 24, 2024
Wotowotoman:
You are actually the slow poke here. You have written trash here and it shows how dumb most of the people here are.

He asked a valid question. You guys keep talking about women’s past. What about men’s past? If woman don rotten because she dey nack other men before she meet suitor, is a man also not rotten if he’s sleeping with girls before he meets his wife to be?

You have no moral right to condemn a non virgin woman and hookup girls if you yourself dey shook preek inside many dirty totos, especially the fools that go to brothels to patronize the dirtiest of okpos. All of una, dirty men and women , are the same and deserve each other.
Well if i have to continously be responsible for her welfare. I have every moral right to condemn.

Men body counts and women body counts are two different things. One is positive and the other negative. You can argue with your ancestors but thats the way it is both gender play different roles.

Women are gatekeepers of sex. if she no wan Bleep, she no go Bleep. Stop calling men out for women shortcomings, its dumb and stupid grin
RomanceRe: Why Do We All Take Infidelity So Seriously? by NEUDUDE: 8:01am On Apr 24, 2024
If she is feeding me, clothing me, built a house for me, killing herself to make me feel comfortable. Walahi i dont see a problem with her cheating at all grin. But if reverse is the case, she should relegate jejely to the other guy for provision and all that.

It doesnt make any sense to be providing for someone who is disloyal to you? Does it?

I value my life, make one useless vagina person no come poison me. Best bet is to let her go, simple
EducationRe: Parents Protest At Lead British School Abuja, Threaten To Withdraw Children by NEUDUDE: 7:32am On Apr 24, 2024
Growing up in public school them teach you not to take shit from nobody. Who you wan bully? Everybody with him OT? Even our seniors no fit try am lol. We go fight tire grin
RomanceRe: Be Mindful Of What You’re About To Post On Social Media by NEUDUDE: 6:21pm On Apr 23, 2024
Na where the money dey she dey so. Thank God the guy get understanding and he's looking out for himself, which suppose be the main goal.

All is rosy now na becos the guy dey bankroll am. The moment power change hands, the guy go see shege raise to power 100.

This guy suppose collect award. Na my kind of person be this lol grin. He will definitely meet another banny, shebi na money be am lol. Banny plenty, just get money grin
RomanceRe: I Will Dedicate 40000 Naira Monthly For Olosho by NEUDUDE: 10:03am On Apr 23, 2024
Guy when those your side deals eventually stop. Na that time you go know whatsup, e go clear say this your olosho enjoyment no be am. cos this side deals you talk of doesnt seem like a lifetime skill and even if you had a lifetime skill this isnt the best way to drain your hustle.

Something must kill a man i agree but there has to be limits.

If that your job no dey again. I know wan hear, Oga help me i never chop, for this forum oh grin
FoodRe: Fufu Is Life. Afang And Fufu. by NEUDUDE: 9:50am On Apr 23, 2024
Juwessgratitud3:
When I've not taken my bath in the morning Im cleaner than your entire family put together. Show us the sideview of your mothers portrait in her best let's see.

Dirty pigs coming online to say rubbish about others when their life is dung.
Lol Nekwa would be an insult for me to be dragging hygiene with an unhygienic vigina person grin.

All ive seen so far says enough, You are dirty. embarassed
FoodRe: Fufu Is Life. Afang And Fufu. by NEUDUDE: 7:31am On Apr 23, 2024
Zonefree:
You always post the process of making your unhygienic foods, I dare you to post the process of making this neat sumptuous afang soup.
You read my mind grin. Her food looks like sacrifice. I think the insults finally got to her. Very unhygienic vigina person, trying fake life for a change lol
HealthRe: What Are The Benefits Of Sleeping Naked? by NEUDUDE: 7:18am On Apr 23, 2024
Being a bachelor can be cool. This is one of the perks lol grin. I do it with reckles abandon
RomanceRe: The Big Lie Of "No Sex Before Marriage" by NEUDUDE: 6:24pm On Apr 22, 2024
Do people actually do this. Lol grin.

Highest ive waited for a banny is a week lol. Normally as we dey meet face to face na to collect remain lol. all the formalities should have been done with video calls
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by NEUDUDE: 3:25pm On Apr 22, 2024
Digmygold:
Once a man is 35, unmarried and broke, I repeat, BROKE. He may be classified as an Evening Newspaper.
Not really, he might secure the bag the next day lol grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by NEUDUDE: 1:19pm On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
You are. That is why I never cared about you enough to quote you, until you quoted me.

Bye!
Nah! Dont care about you. The biological clock thing sounded stupid fyi grin. my 2 cents lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by NEUDUDE: 1:13pm On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
None of my comments shamed men. Neither am I crying foul. This is a topic and I am entitled to comment.

Common sense once again.✌️
And I am not apparently lol. Vigina people and wahala grin. Oya i don hear bye-bye
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by NEUDUDE: 1:07pm On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
Biological clock is a proof of life.

Nobody shamed you. Common sense is a basic human feature. One that I expect men to have too. You have been the one doing the shaming, but hey, please play the victim and get a candy 🍬🍬🍬🍬.
Shame me lol? Handicap haba! You no reach haha.

I said shame men tho grin.

I didnt shame anyone all i tried to say is if men call women PM News. Women broke shame guys too. Dont come here to cry foul, nobody send you grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by NEUDUDE: 12:56pm On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
But you have time to comment.
Just like I did. Common sense again...
Typical women nature... Shame men lol.

So i should not comment again hahahaha, are you bleeding today lol? Sorry about your biological clock oh? grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by NEUDUDE:
pocohantas:
You can create another thread for that. I would have thought it is common sense.
Create a thread and wail? Lol i don't have that time of the month grin.

You are doing a great job though, Evening newspaper wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by NEUDUDE: 12:31pm On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
1) I am of the belief that a good marriage is indeed an achievement to those who desire it. But when you bully people so much with something, they might fight back and you hear statements like the highlighted.

2) Until marriage happens, Nigerians should allow singles breef. I have thought about it deeply and I am yet to see any reason to shame someone for being SINGLE.

3) I have never looked at a man on this forum and thought to myself "eish, he is not married". I don't care and I won't marry him if he were single. It is always the reverse because women do not care enough about such to give men derogatory names. They might have their biases when approached by these men, but they are not malicious about it like the guys on this forum who have more venom than inland taipans. So you won't find a handful of women to adopt this name for men.


4) These venomous men do not care about (the biological clocks of) women. They only want to ensure they cause them pains and embarrassment.
Do naija girls care that country is hard before they broke shame men lol?

take hanky and cry more lol.

men have learnt to live with their shortcomings, women should carry their cross too. Dont come here and be forming victims grin. No be only biological clock after 1001 abortions, hiss
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by NEUDUDE: 5:59pm On Apr 19, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Says someone who can't change his smelly dirty boxers full of holes. Abeg leave here. !
If they call men you too will come out. You're the handicapped one obviously.
Na your bf you just describe so. Nothing anybody wan tell me na that kind guy you dey date, no wonder you dey always prepare sacrifice lol grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by NEUDUDE: 5:35pm On Apr 19, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Spot on.

Men are Made to till the ground. Assume your position and stop trying to switch roles.
Just nekwa, look at what men are supposed to till the ground for lol. tilapia lol grin.

if na just me 1kobo you will not see grin.

Dont go outside and be useful for yoursef and the people wey get you lol. Handicap grin
RomanceRe: My Husband Hit Me by NEUDUDE: 6:01pm On Apr 18, 2024
You know whats best for you. Figure it out!!!

I doubt any faceless person on here walks your shoe and can advise you with certainty. Just my two cents!
RomanceRe: Why Men Suffer And Women Don't (photos) by NEUDUDE:
DelilahMakinde:
Sir,
If you are honest with yourself;
Apart from Seun the founder of this site, how many more of you hope to make any significant, notable impact outside your immediate space ?

Most of you are rat racers and hustlers, I'm not saying you guys are completely useless because you're only doing what needs to be done ...for yourselves...for families..

But how many of you will actually make the history books doing so ?
And if you don't does it mean your existence was completely worthless ?

History makers are called that for a reason. They stood out.
Sadly, not everyone will stand out but it doesn't mean they had a worthless existence.

If I ever have a son, the first thing I will teach him isn't to go out and make history, no matter the price.
I would teach to first of all to be useful.

Be useful.
Only vagina people will tell you to be useful and act like it doesnt apply to them. I mean what are these girls smoking lol grin.

If you talk now dem go say you are sexist. keep making up useless grammar to cloth their stupidity.

Simple question is if they were no man alive, can women cope grin grin grin

Then it will be clear and we will know the real useless gender grin grin grin

see how the fool is urging the son in her write up like shes handicapped. Do men have four hands, four legs and 2 brains. I wonder why she doesnt urge herself on. There we have it, the only sense they have is manipulation lol. What a waste of space
FoodRe: “So You Eat Rotten Cassava?” - White Man Asks His Nigerian Wife by NEUDUDE: 3:58pm On Apr 18, 2024
How rotten cassava is 3500 cant seize to amaze me. Fermented cassava that might be loaded with cyanide, you chop bad one and you fit pass their go meet your maker lol. What a country! Not to talk of risking your eyes lol grin
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr Meets With Rihanna At A Fenty Show In London (Photos, Video) by NEUDUDE: 11:46am On Apr 18, 2024
which kind caro-white rihanna use. This one na oyibo version Rihanna grin
RomanceRe: The Mystery Of OGBANJE PEOPLE by NEUDUDE: 8:01am On Apr 18, 2024
Nothing mysterious about them. We have a couple of them here on Nairaland

Cc JennyClay, Erelusomething and one labake like that.

Do research and you would understand grin
RomanceRe: Girlfriend slapped me by NEUDUDE: 7:46am On Apr 18, 2024
pretydiva:
Na Mike tyson you Dey date ni?🤣Omo the babe get mind slap you con pin you for wall join😀. Sorry say I laff,your post funny
Op i will tell you why this one is laughing.

It is simply becos you are slow, only a fool would think girls like gentlemen. It is not in their nature or programming. she slapped you and you are here writing epistle ozwoor

Women will always test you by trying to drag power with you from the getgo, apparently you have failed her tests certainly. This isnt the first time, shes been experimenting with how much you can take as a fool that you are. The audacity to pin a grown man like yourself to the wall and deliver to you a dirty slap. Such a shame my brother, your folk should be disappointed in you.
RomanceRe: Girlfriend slapped me by NEUDUDE: 7:45am On Apr 18, 2024
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FamilyRe: "My Husband Buys Chicken From Fastfood, Eats Alone, Hides Payment Receipts" by NEUDUDE: 7:08am On Apr 18, 2024
Nahunger:
Don't mind those broke things, all they can offer is their legs, poor mental capacity, inability to regenerate funds, lack of creativity, only focused on Telemundo, zee world and synthetic hair.
Biko add infection to this list grin
RomanceRe: Woman Stirs Up Controversy On The Internet By Outlining Her Type Of Man by NEUDUDE: 1:23pm On Apr 17, 2024
If I have all of these things certainly means lll be picky too. Are you ready for my list too cos you go see shege grin.

Sadly they just want to have a list, if the boy has his list too, then hes toxic and misogynst abi na how dem dey spell am lol. All this small brained bimbos grin
RomanceRe: Real Reason Women Cheat In Marriage – Blessing CEO by NEUDUDE: 1:02am On Apr 17, 2024
Well I guess na wetin make her breast collapse grin
RomanceRe: This Is The Reason I Don't Approach Girls Anymore. Pls Advise by NEUDUDE: 11:47am On Apr 16, 2024
if you like get money like otedola. Money no fit buy love, women go still use you for money.

Forget women, hustle, make money and be shot caller. Na you go they call the shot, do wetin go benefit you, women go be your play thing. Love is overrated, who love epphuh.

The true love from your mama, papa and siblings, suppose do you if not and you dey find a strange woman love lol. Your name na sorry grin

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