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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Cheated On Me With Someone I Warned Her About by NEUDUDE: 10:15am On Mar 14, 2024
Dyfynezz12:
😂😂😂
Laugh want kill me
This story na fiction sha cox I no believe guys still dey this naive when it comes to girls
i tell you especially nigerian girls. Useless bunch grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Cheated On Me With Someone I Warned Her About by NEUDUDE: 10:12am On Mar 14, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
I know what I'm saying. He spoilt her. That's how you men spoil girls and they become wild. If he left her like she said earlier she won't know what bj is or try to do it on some one else.

All I'm trying to say in essence is he spoilt the girl. Now she tear eyes you're crying foul
The level of your stupidity is alarming. Like do you have common sense or you are just typing for clouts. anyway you sound very slow
RomanceRe: Men What Do You Think Of This Female Hairstyle by NEUDUDE: 7:19am On Mar 14, 2024
pretty dumb lol. this one and that village looking one you make circle with braids. grin

see as she glue her sense
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 5:55pm On Mar 13, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
BWAAAAAAH!!!! you are such a funny fella, i swear!
NEWSFLASH: if you pay to have multiple women/oloshoes in your life, then you CANT DO WITHOUT WOMEN... because although you dont want to be in a r/ship with (or marry) a woman, you still need women for sexual pleasure. so again, you CANNOT do without women (unless you wanna go fukc donkeys).
Lol i bet you fvck donkeys but really its a man's world.

Pele I know women have use toto water to brainwash you grin
cant do without a woman my foot grin
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 5:54pm On Mar 13, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
BWAAAAAAH!!!! you are such a funny fella, i swear!
NEWSFLASH: if you pay to have multiple women/oloshoes in your life, then you CANT DO WITHOUT WOMEN... because although you dont want to be in a r/ship with (or marry) a woman, you still need women for sexual pleasure. so again, you CANNOT do without women (unless you wanna go fukc donkeys).
Lol i bet you fvck donkeys but really its a man's world.

Pele I know women have use toto water to brainwash you grin
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 5:14pm On Mar 13, 2024
Ezini:
This poorly scripted skit
Kamnukwa
anambra women see them sad
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 5:13pm On Mar 13, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
who is cheering women on? i am just giving you facts... regardless of how bad some women may be, we cant do without them... and thats a FACT! any man who thinks he can do without women in this world is either gay or highly deluded. there is NO life without men AND women. men on their own are useless without women (and vice versa)

get out of your bruised feelings and accept simple facts of life!
Fair enough. But do away with that delusion that i cant do without a woman. Get money and you can have multiple women and still live a fulfilling life. not wanting a woman doesnt make anybody gay. I can have multiple women and still not want a woman if you get the gist shocked
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE:
MrBrownJay1:
so because one woman does wrong today, it means all women would do wrong?! anytime a man thinks he can survive without women, i see an undercover homo dude talking. without women, we men are nothing, extinct within 100yrs.



how could you be alive without Eve's womb? i guess since Eve did nothing special, it was through Adam's anus that you would be born, abi?
Lol Im very straight and God i hate homos.... But truth be told most women are brutal by nature. It takes a lot of good upbringing to raise a woman right. I dont hate women, I hate that a majority of them are up to no good and people like you cheer them on. Leave toto and talk true be a man u fvcktard. Stop being simple. women are made like children if you dont tell most of them they hardly think they did any wrong get your head out of that smelly swamp you dug into lol grin
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 4:01pm On Mar 13, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
FIXED
Lol i wish i could do a soul switch for you and that poor girl rn. It should give you a much better perspective.

BTW us being alive was the plan from getgo. Eve did nothing special it was what she was created for but madam outdid herself and birthed suffering too lol grin
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 3:45pm On Mar 13, 2024
therajah:
God bless you!!!
This is not a full story.
What if the maid says she prefers take away...
It would be silly to make conclusions based on this single picture!
if you believe that your story then you are obviously very slow and not an observant person.

To cure all doubt the girl was actually hungry when asked and the woman was challenged in the video the people who took these actually confronted her. I hope you know for sure now dunce grin
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 3:33pm On Mar 13, 2024
fyzaila:
Don't mind him, as if he fell from heaven as was not procreated.
Negodu Jezebel. Na your foolish husband i pity.

nothing womanly about you
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 3:30pm On Mar 13, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
do you actually believe you would be here talking reckless if there was no EVE?! could Adam procreate by himself?!
idiotu we are suffering today becos of EVE
FamilyRe: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by NEUDUDE: 3:21pm On Mar 13, 2024
thesicilian:
First we all know that a single picture never tells the full story.

The person who snapped the pic for social media could as well have bought food for the maid. Nobody minds their business nowadays. You'll just snap pics of private family time and put online
Spoken like a true vaginarian. you wont see this wickedness to gossip about. It is always something aastonishly foolish you choose to gossip about. So basically this is right in your eyes and not an eyesore. Typically the vast majority of african women are brutally wicked and uttermost foolish
FamilyRe: Once You Hear People Say, "His Wife Is Controlling Him" That Home Is Peaceful by NEUDUDE: 2:29pm On Mar 13, 2024
Might be peaceful now but all it takes is one strange woman to rock ya boat lol.

heres the interesting part the man is usually miserable that he could pick this side chick over you

dont control your man and expect all is fine it is not healthy. he might be powerless to fight it now but youd be surprised grin when the chance arises.

Except ofcos you guys are on the same page and he truly loves and cherishes you for one reason or another
FamilyRe: Lady Shares How She Transformed A Girl She Adopted After Just Two Months (pics) by NEUDUDE: 2:01pm On Mar 13, 2024
we are mostly born beautiful. na ignorance and negligence in somebodys part they make us ugly lol. except for deformity or otherwise
RomanceRe: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by NEUDUDE:
If you have to wait a second for any girl who isn't a virgin. You are a compound fool. Take that to the bank! Girls know who theyd be willing to fvck at first glance. I mean i dont know why guys need a cookbook for girls who are into them you just know. energy never lie you can just feel it. some will wait till they catch her cheating koro koro to know i cant fathom such foolery. wasting time and resources and their perfect match is just out there even if she isnt theres so much to life than dashing a girl who secretly hates you free money lol grin

Even waiting a second for a virgin is a big risk lol.

If a girl calls a guy creep/fuckboy but still keeps him around its a surefire way to detect pending misfortune for yaself. A girl will cut contact of people they talk down on and sincerely mean. you see those ones she talks trash abt and still contacts them on a steady lol thats all a smokescreen
RomanceRe: Pls What Course Can I Read In University With My Result -picture by NEUDUDE: 8:11am On Mar 13, 2024
Just buy hoe and and start farming grin. No need for university with this result lol.

Move to one igbo land ooo your communication skill will be perfect
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu: At 60, I’m Too Old To Be Afraid Of Death by NEUDUDE: 8:01am On Mar 13, 2024
Death biko do the needful to this one na. Since they steal and become very proud about it...
CelebritiesRe: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by NEUDUDE: 7:45am On Mar 13, 2024
DCmonster:
I am not sure Deji has friends or relatives to be getting married to an overused hoe with a child for another man who rejected her.
Many hoes masquerading as gf will be feeling that they can eat their cakes and have it back.
She will be back to the street where she belongs sooner.
Most yooba men like over used after one or two women tho. It's all fun for them because they fvck them anyhow and she won't complain.
some truth in this tho. Lol so you mean he will use fvck and spoil her career and leave her for the streets again haha. Wahala grin grin.

Uttermost wickedness after all this gallivanting lol
CelebritiesRe: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by NEUDUDE:
With persuasive words she led him astray; she seduced him with her smooth talk. All at once he followed her like an ox going to the slaughter grin.

Na bible talk am o no be me lol
FoodRe: Lizard Meat: How A Nigerian Man Is Surviving Nigeria 2024 (Pics/ Videos) by NEUDUDE: 12:18pm On Mar 11, 2024
Jakumo:
Contrary to old perceptions Nigeria's native Agama lizards are NOT poisonous to eat and are nutritious since the reptiles do eat a variety of high protein insects as their primary diet. Some of the same people who might look down their noses at anyone eating Agama lizards, would not hesitate to eat the flesh of the much bigger Nile Monitor Lizard, which resides in Nigeria's swamps and forests.

It is a well-documented fact that during Nigeria's fractious civil war that closed out the 1960s, starving civilians caught up in the war hunted and devoured all the Agama lizards they could find, with no adverse effects on their health whatsoever.
THERES NO WAR AND YOU ARE PRESCRIBING LIZARD MEAT TO YOUR FELLOW HUMAN SO YOU CAN KEEP STEALING THEIR RESOURCES BECOS OF GREED. I NO BLAME YOU IN CIVILIZED SOCIETY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE BURNED AT THE STAKE ALIVE AND BREATHING
PoliticsRe: Billions Pour Into Nigeria As Tinubu’s Reforms Start To Pay Off - Bloomberg by NEUDUDE: 5:32pm On Mar 08, 2024
Yet ebinpawa is everywhere lol grin. Funny people. Clowns lol
CrimeRe: Kaduna: ‘Bandits Holding 287 Students’, Teacher Who Fled Captivity Speaks by NEUDUDE: 7:05am On Mar 08, 2024
Lol #BRING BACK OUR GIRLS grin
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap LEA Primary School Pupils & Staff In Kuriga, Chikun LGA Kaduna by NEUDUDE: 3:06pm On Mar 07, 2024
#Bring Back Our Girls grin
FamilyRe: Father’s Reaction To His Daughter Choosing A Black Man For Prom by NEUDUDE: 3:00pm On Mar 07, 2024
Lol so Jennyclay is Subhuman lai dis. Chai! grin

Even Tinubu negodu
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap LEA Primary School Pupils & Staff In Kuriga, Chikun LGA Kaduna by NEUDUDE: 2:21pm On Mar 07, 2024
OYA #bring back our girls. Like they did with Jona grin nicompools
HealthRe: Help My Wife Has Acning SKIN Issue And Its Spreading by NEUDUDE: 7:30am On Mar 07, 2024
How come you no get infection and your wife carry that kind nasty infection grin

You don do DNA lol
RomanceRe: As A Lady Open Your Eyes And Read. by NEUDUDE: 7:27am On Mar 07, 2024
Anashe:
Sorry to break it to you but most men are quite "undateable" let alone be taken seriously. They have zero communication skills, so casually unkind, astonishingly undependable, inconsistent.. I could go on. The worst part is that they think they’re such a catch and so have no reason to be better. Hilarious, isn't it?
Characteristics of a finished man detailed above grin

UNDATEABLE is the new sexy lol
FamilyRe: Husband Discovers That His Wife’s Supposed Four Siblings Are Her Children by NEUDUDE: 9:35pm On Mar 04, 2024
AntiChristian:
Just take them as yours!

There's no need crying over spilled milk and give yourself High BP!
Respectfully your head is not correct sad angry
FamilyRe: Husband Discovers That His Wife’s Supposed Four Siblings Are Her Children by NEUDUDE: 9:29pm On Mar 04, 2024
cutecommend:
This one is "better" than she having children that you think are yours, but are not yours.
Your brain wet abi you no fit readhuh
PoliticsRe: PMS Price Per Litre In Nigeria & Some African Countries - StatiSense by NEUDUDE: 10:37am On Feb 29, 2024
Ibrahimcoomasie:
PMS PRICE PER LITRE - in & around Nigeria - 26 FEB 2024

NAIRA EQUIVALENT
1 🇲🇱Mali: ₦2,266
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: ₦2,289
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: ₦2,196
5 🇹🇬Togo: ₦1,832
6 🇧🇯Benin: ₦1,779
4 🇬🇭Ghana: ₦1,594
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: ₦668

IN USD
1 🇲🇱Mali: $1.435
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: $1.450
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: $1.391
5 🇹🇬Togo: $1.160
6 🇧🇯Benin: $1.127
4 🇬🇭Ghana: $1.009
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: $0.423

#StatiSense
(Global Petrol Prices)
And yet you were crying when jonathan removed subsidy fools.

You are just decieving yaself. Increase it and dont work on dollars las las everything get elastic limit.
FamilyRe: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by NEUDUDE: 10:27am On Feb 27, 2024
Such a mumu man. Them dey give ya wife doggy for broad daylight inside market square lol grin.

Enjoy ya marriage and dont disturb us.

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