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RomanceRe: "Ladies, What is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by NEUDUDE: 12:26pm On Mar 26, 2024
winner37:
My brother I support you but not all Nigeria ladies are useless,88 are useless only 22 are sensible and useful...
I mistakenly felt for one useless lady,they hardly have three square meal in their home when she comes to my place she will be demanding all sorts of things..
Lol Ben is that you grin
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by NEUDUDE: 3:58pm On Mar 20, 2024
Goodlady:
I'll frustrate you to buy sniper.
But I ll pray for you to drink otapiapia instead.
see who want to frustrate somebody. Dirty girl shouting menstrual nonsense on public forum shioor sad angry embarassed lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by NEUDUDE: 2:06pm On Mar 20, 2024
wunmi590:
huh

I don't have a wife that sleep around and I married my wife as a virgin, all my kids are my carbon copy, no need doubting...

If you have ever been a bro-olosho you will most likely marry olosho as a wife...

Men too should change their ways, if you want your wife to do same...

Please don't mention me, if you don't have something reasonable to say, I get headache
wunmi with the d. weh done lol grin
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by NEUDUDE: 2:04pm On Mar 20, 2024
Acidosis:
Many of you were raised by paternity fraudsters.



At least you know that your father was poor. Now, do you know who your real father is? There lies the question cheesy



You can't afford to make the mistake your father made. So yeah, if that man you called father is not your real father, then you should try not to make the same mistake. How's that hard?



Oh now, you know your real father?? I'm shocked. Never knew you care so much about your (own) paternity.



You know your real father, but you don't want others to know their real fathers?? I sabi una type very well cheesy

Every woman out there is a potential paternity fraudster apart from una mama grin grin
what is this one even ranting sef, jus talking gibberish
HealthRe: Wife Pours Architect Onyelowe Dandison Hot Water For Taming Their Daughter by NEUDUDE: 8:41pm On Mar 19, 2024
Lol why is this simp moaning

hahahahahaha dude had to wait till she pour him hot tomato paste to regain his senses

please madam dont be lenient next time finish him patapata grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Why Is My Mother In Law Asking For My Genotype? by NEUDUDE: 8:07pm On Mar 19, 2024
femi4:
Incase of emergency, schools need to know the genotype of their pupils
yes pupil genotype correct. why is mother inlaw asking for op genotype then huh

is it illiteracy or what?
FamilyRe: Why Is My Mother In Law Asking For My Genotype? by NEUDUDE: 8:04pm On Mar 19, 2024
I wonder why a school would need your genotype instead of the child enrolled it just sounds vague to me
FamilyRe: Why Is My Mother In Law Asking For My Genotype? by NEUDUDE: 7:46pm On Mar 19, 2024
stallionng:
You made a good point but spoilt your contribution by calling him idiot.
It' doesn't show maturity
fvck maturity. I hate it when a grown man acts stupid

Something isnt right and hes still throwing the word baby upandan like an idiot

this manchild isnt mature so you treat him like so grin
FamilyRe: Why Is My Mother In Law Asking For My Genotype? by NEUDUDE: 2:55pm On Mar 19, 2024
gfelo:
Seriously i dont understand but i love my girl and the baby so much
idiot dey there and be doing i love my baby, whereas she hates you codedly. she just they use your money fund the baby father and herself life.

God wan use the mother in law help but you are still very foolish. No go do DNA, dey there dey mumu

you dey work dey hustle for them, she and the real pikin papa they enjoy themselves.

foolish men everywhere grin

Love isnt one-sided fool as you take love am, make sure shey she love you x2
FamilyRe: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by NEUDUDE: 2:15pm On Mar 19, 2024
“At this point I was confused. She first told me it w“At this point I was confused. She first told me it was the enemy that was doing us through the boy. I didn’t believe and at the same time I didn’t argue with her. I started making my research if it was possible for AA + AS to produce SS.” as the enemy that was doing us through the boy. I didn’t believe and at the same time I didn’t argue with her. I started making my research if it was possible for AA + AS to produce SS.”
you are very much a fool if you believe whatsoever nonsense a woman tells you without applying logic.

this is why they like simps becos they have brains but dont use them apparently

grin
FamilyRe: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by NEUDUDE: 2:09pm On Mar 19, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Who paid for the DNA test that was carried out? lipsrsealed
thats all you got from this story. imagine if dna was free you should be comfortably lodged under one bridge by now lol grin
RomanceRe: This Is What I Notice About Ladies by NEUDUDE: 10:41am On Mar 19, 2024
[quote aut havehor=Namaster post=128990466]The explanation for this is simple:

Girls who don't wear makeup are young, beautiful and think the world is a bed of simple men who will always worship them.

They are out to explore and so they put out quick and they put out often.

On the other hand, girls who depend on makeup have come to the realization of their fading beauty and the fact that even simple men look for certain virtues in their women.

As such, they pretend to be virtuous and play hard to get. They are slow to put out and put out rarely.

But that does not mean they have lower body counts. No, sir. In fact when you add the dicksss in their pre-makeup phase and the dicccks in their current makeup phase; you may find it difficult to pick your jaws off the floor.[/quote]Very well said. This hits home
RomanceRe: How to Get a Good Woman Online In Nigeria by NEUDUDE: 5:20pm On Mar 18, 2024
mod do the needful. front page material lol grin
RomanceRe: Which ONE Of These Is The HARDEST To Find In Nigeria Today? by NEUDUDE: 3:40pm On Mar 18, 2024
all of the above
RomanceRe: I Slept With My Married Ex by NEUDUDE: 3:34pm On Mar 18, 2024
please keep it up. some men are deserving of this. continue the force is solidly behind you grin
RomanceRe: You See Why Nigerian Women Always Pray To Marry Simps! by NEUDUDE: 3:20pm On Mar 18, 2024
its funny when we try to teach an old man how to be manly. such a disgrace. leave them be!

I trust women callous nature they will show them shege at the appointed time. drop materials, share knowledge but sadly you cant force them horse to drink.

these women love simps cheers... we go still dey fvck dem normal and have the simps pay for it. country hard no need to advice a stupid person they love simps cheers... cheer them on abeg grin
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap 87 In Fresh Kaduna Attack by NEUDUDE: 12:41pm On Mar 18, 2024
they will not post "The Audacity" for this one lol grin
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap 87 In Fresh Kaduna Attack by NEUDUDE: 12:37pm On Mar 18, 2024
has the idiot in aso rock finally release statement for this grin. ppogba

or he selects attacks to issue statement on lol
RomanceRe: Moment A Slayqueen "Shot Her Shots" At A Reverend Father (pics/video) by NEUDUDE: 11:28am On Mar 18, 2024
if you call dem satan now them go turn to yor mama.

but is this behavior acceptable. is this not broad day witchcraft grin
RomanceRe: I'm A Fine Girl, I'll Get Married To A Fine Man So My Kids Will Be Fine - Lady by NEUDUDE: 11:03am On Mar 18, 2024
as long as she isnt after the man resources. sounds fair enough. Do you! grin
RomanceRe: Is It Normal For Pussy To Be Odorless? by NEUDUDE: 11:00am On Mar 18, 2024
Goodlady:
All of you gather here to discuss about pussy. When una go discuss about ya dirty boxers Una dey wear for over one week?
9japride, NaBanga, Kornfusedman, madscientist88, virginchaser, imam07, Countersam, Bondriv, drimzsmoke, Dzzzz, Aaaaarghmed, obinna58, Rexymania and SenecaTheYounger, you all can't be rich cos it's women you are all chasing. I pity ya moms.
Aye gbogbo yin ti baje o!
hit a nerve haha. prolly smells down there embarassed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Is It Normal For Pussy To Be Odorless? by NEUDUDE: 10:59am On Mar 18, 2024
SenecaTheYonger:
I don’t understand people like you. So you can’t maintain a healthy relationship and still make money?

Maybe you have a subhuman brain that can only do one thing at a time. But most people can balance multiple things at a go and maintain it.
Lol typical nigerian girl they expect you to swallow the odor and still bill you ontop the disease
PoliticsRe: Okuama Killing: President Tinubu Issues A Public Statement (pic) by NEUDUDE: 10:25am On Mar 18, 2024
ppogba:
How does it sound to you calling the president of Nigeria an idiot?

Shey, na so una dey open eye?

Why not give a thought to someone calling your father an idiot?
he is not my president, he is an idiot and a drug sniffer. calling it as it is irrespective of his age he is an idiot.

if he isnt an idiot. he has no business in aso rock when clearly he has nothing to offer.

now to the real matter, arent those 200 and sth kids important why hasnt he made a statement abt that?

apparently you are an idiot too grin
RomanceRe: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by NEUDUDE: 8:17pm On Mar 17, 2024
being handsome is good. But making money and having sense beats that. you may not have the girl you want explicitly but you will have flocks of girls with money and sense even if you are not fine. which you can now work on. NB: leading a relationship with money is very bad you have to use your head or this nigerian girls will use it for you

you have power and options with that and as man always pick a girl that choses you wholeheartedly. chasing a girl always ends in premium tears
CelebritiesRe: You Don’t Have To Be Biological Father To Accept A Child – Blessing CEO Advices by NEUDUDE: 7:22pm On Mar 17, 2024
cococandy:
I love how you guys praise women who accepts cheating from men as the standard of virtuousness in a woman but lose your shirts when the chicken comes home to roost.


IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME.

The highlight of entertainment
well if she spends on me, buys me iphone 15 pro max, buys me a car. builds a house for me to live in comfortably. I wouldnt mind her cheating at all lol grin

I just pity guys[simps] that spend an arm and leg they dont have on women. this joke is on them lol
CelebritiesRe: You Don’t Have To Be Biological Father To Accept A Child – Blessing CEO Advices by NEUDUDE: 7:12pm On Mar 17, 2024
RevenuesBoost:
She has given her advice. I get her point.
She feels, since you've been living with her for years, instead of embarrassing her, it's best you forgive her and marriage continues.

She doesn't know that most women can accept a child from a man that isn't hers, just for the family to still stay united but most man can't.

They'll call the child a bastard, same men go to the orphanage to adopt children if they can't have one.
I don't know why they didn't call the adopted child a bastard as well since it didn't come from their loins.


She's not encouraging women to cheat on their husbands, she's advicing men on how to handle the situation if they are faced with one, of course the men will surely disagree and curse her too.

Most men feel it's their right to cheat and have children from Seven women but a woman must be righteous.

I like that saying, "anyone that hasn't sinned should be the first to cast the stone".
Jesus wasn't encouraging the woman to continue with her harlotry but making the crowd see the reason why the woman's sin can be overlooked and forgiven.
Lookie here if you are living off my resources there is no forgiveness here

you have to take full responsibility for your actions. you want to open leg an moan and let another man bear the brunt sounds outrightly foolish to me except you agree to take full responsibility of your love child expenses.
CelebritiesRe: You Don’t Have To Be Biological Father To Accept A Child – Blessing CEO Advices by NEUDUDE: 6:59pm On Mar 17, 2024
Geovanni412:
The word simp means simple man. A man that does not bother with the complexity of the world

Running away from taking DNA test for yourself whilst doing same for your kids is a simple move.

Statistics says that Nigeria ranks number one in paternity fraud.

What makes you think without any tests that you are not part of the statistic?

Or did the statistic fall from the sky. Dey play!
so how is doing dna for yourself relevant in this situation. everyday you meet a more foolish person on this forum

bunch of idiots with head filled with coconut water grin
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by NEUDUDE:
cococandy:
You can quote the divine manuscript of whatever you like, there’s no way to disguise the fact that fantasizing about having sexual relations with pubescent children is the absolute most disgusting thing a grown up can do.

Dangerous people making light of sexual assault on children
Did ned nwoko sexually assault any child lol

you are pained becos a rich man wants a virgin and you know you dont qualify. thats how damaged you are

you want a rich guy but the rich guy doesnt deserve to want your virginity last i checked you can be over 18 and still a virgin but no you are too spoilt to preserve your virtue and you come here calling people pedophile because they want you to preserve yourself. I can never pay dowry for a girl who isnt a virgin. If she wants to be married and another guy divirgined her she should go and collect dowry from that guy. I can marry her and take care of her henceforth but that dowry i would never pay.

you want to eat your cake and have it, SET awon oniranu grin

very shameless lol
RomanceRe: New Born Baby Lost In Thought Just Days After Birth (photos) by NEUDUDE: 4:32pm On Mar 14, 2024
His thoughtshuh

Nigeria Again
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Cheated On Me With Someone I Warned Her About by NEUDUDE: 10:42am On Mar 14, 2024
SYSTEM222:
Are you saying a man that marries a lady and deflower her has opened her to sex?
And its not her fault if she gives it to other guys?

I don't believe that there is any excuse for cheating. Even if you guys have issues, it still doesn't give you the right to cheat.

Can a man not fully trust his wife when he travels for a month?
All because he has opened her to such desires?

I so much believe that when you love someone and you want to be with that person you won't hurt the person or think about sleeping with someone else.

So if eventually I get married to her and open he t
you dey mind that dog brain. shes definitely reasoning from the hole between her legs
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Cheated On Me With Someone I Warned Her About by NEUDUDE: 10:25am On Mar 14, 2024
Gadafii:
First of, that girl no be virgin like she claimed, secondly you be mumu for renting a place for her, paying for her upkeep and utilities

Also, that gangster neighbor of hers has given her hot doggie and spread her wide like eagle, she downplayed her cheating by telling you she only cuddled and no sexxx😂😂

Another point, I want to put it to you that while she was riding him, his dick slipped out and she hurriedly put it back inside and moan gleefully 😂😂😂

Also note that, she’s not all what you described her to be in your first paragraph, but as a weak man she made you believe so, 😂😂😂


Lastly she Dey use the money you sent to her take cook better soup for the guy man, wash his clothes and clean his house, I fear who no fear women

Lastly, it’s foolery for you t think the guy is below you, you think it’s by nice cars, apartment or money abi… you Dey craze


Girl you rented house for, paid her upkeep including utilities, is giving another guy who definitely hadn’t bought anything for her Mouth Action and hot Bleep and you are still here talking about you are above such guyhuh You must be a naive simp 😂😂😂



I will drop my pen here and wait for the more experienced elders to contribute
Oga is lowest of the lows in her chart. You tell them they wont listen be renting apartment for gf isonu.

My current neighbor is based in Italy, his gf he pays rent for, bought a car for, does literally everything for, has been giving me green light for a while now becos she is lonely and he only comes home for one month every year but no be the that kind guy i be. recently found out that the cute barber that has a shop outside the compound has been knacking aunty but lol e no concern me grin.

I seriously dont understand this guys thought process are they brainwashed or sth

cos it doesnt feel normal to me

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