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FoodRe: My N1,000 Breakfast And Lunch. by NEUDUDE: 5:52pm On Feb 26, 2024
Jennyclay:
All these nonsense combination of food you broke people do eat always make me laugh.

Rice, plantain, stew, egusi, ogbono, spaghetti and beans all mixed in one plate. undecided

Nawa oo!!
Lol wey you see the ogbono ekwensu grin
PoliticsRe: Qatar Makes U-Turn, Accepts Nigeria's Proposed Business Meeting by NEUDUDE: 3:38pm On Feb 25, 2024
I dont trust apc.... Fake manuscript lol grin
RomanceRe: If You Can Cook, Cook For Man O, Don’t Go & Follow Media Gossip - Nigeria Lady by NEUDUDE: 8:47am On Feb 25, 2024
Jeon:
Everyone wants to trend with nonsense.





I will use the energy to open a restaurant that will guarantee incomes than wasting the talent on a miserable being with nothing profitable than cheating.
Let me re-educate you. Women have a talent of cheating than men it doesnt end there o. Women cheat more than men. So if you want to be stupid online at atleast be stupid with facts dont come here to misinform people grin
RomanceRe: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by NEUDUDE: 8:31am On Feb 25, 2024
Tell her to go treat herself. Dont help anything, doesnt she have nose grin
PoliticsRe: Qatar Rejects Tinubu’s Proposed Business Meeting by NEUDUDE:
In less than 6 months dem use useless policies pursue the ones wey they manage help economy come dey find QATAR go. Na God go punish all of una. Miserable Idiots grin.

With all the money dey steal dont you see how miserable dey look lol
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Living Protest: TUC Faults NLC, Says Action May Bring Anarchy by NEUDUDE: 8:02am On Feb 24, 2024
Imagine "prevailing hunger in land" - so you know
People are hungry is that what they voted u for. why is tinubunomics keeping them hungry. I thought he built lagos its not even up to year and everywhere don burst lol
RomanceRe: Please, Advise Me Genuinely by NEUDUDE: 9:24am On Feb 23, 2024
Singlesingle:
Wow! I love the way you write like you're so sure of what you're talking about..
Na wa o
Well prove me wrong tell me you are 23 and wouldn't mind a broke guy grin
RomanceRe: Please, Advise Me Genuinely by NEUDUDE: 8:43pm On Feb 22, 2024
Singlesingle:
Being single at my age and for my kind of person is mind boggling.
I don't know why I meet the kind of guys I meet o, bad guys tend to gravitate towards me especially the randy ones. Most times, I'm well dressed and I respect myself a lot so I don't understand why I'm not meeting the kind of people I desire.
Am I doing something wrong or I'm just suffering from what I know nothing about?

I want to get married o or at least have a serious relationship going on by the end of this year cry
Advice needed on how to achieve this, thank you all for your anticipated contributions
Leave all this story. You are now looking to settle with rich, decent, innocent guy with mansion and cars after enjoying the bad and randy ones lol. Unfortunately you cannot eat your cake and have it. Your age will bust this case wide open grin

Subconciously your energy is atuned to the bad guys youve always been fvcking thats why you keep meeting them lol. Respectfully we cannot teach you how to pretend shocked
RomanceRe: Men Don't Want Me Because I Have 3 Kids - Single Mum Cries Out (pix, Vid) by NEUDUDE: 4:27pm On Feb 22, 2024
Somebody that you cant even put in the house even if she doesnt have kids grin. Too funny
The way she said yara meta. Like shes entitled to the man's house. Some vagina people are really stupid
RomanceRe: Men Don't Want Me Because I Have 3 Kids - Single Mum Cries Out (pix, Vid) by NEUDUDE: 3:42pm On Feb 22, 2024
Chrisrare:
Obviously the man is not a real man. This is the kind of situation that a real man stands by his woman.
Crazy talk lol. Think again grin
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Nuclear Missile Test Fails Again After Trident Weapon Belly Flops Into Ocean by NEUDUDE: 2:13pm On Feb 21, 2024
Is only nigeria oil dey know stupid set of mofos grin
PoliticsRe: Shelve Your Planned Nationwide Protest – DSS Warns Organised Labour NLC, TUC by NEUDUDE: 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2024
My own is everything has an elastic limit. When we reach our own. Protest go come naturally.

Apc biko continue with the hardship grin
RomanceRe: Am I wrong for refusing marriage counseling when my husband suddenly wants anoth by NEUDUDE: 1:28pm On Feb 21, 2024
DrFunmisticGlow:
I think the man was cheating in the first place. That's why he demanded a DNA test. Guilty conscience.
Nekwa top notch comprehension skill lol grin. He wasted 150 to 300k because he himself was cheating.

Bimbo alert. Just remove the Dr from your moniker biko grin
RomanceRe: Am I wrong for refusing marriage counseling when my husband suddenly wants anoth by NEUDUDE: 1:20pm On Feb 21, 2024
DrFunmisticGlow:
I think the man was cheating in the first place. That's why he demanded a DNA test. Guilty conscience.
I think he suspects his wife and hes damn right to do so cos shes suspect. How can you run out of love cos your guy did a DNA test lol the dumbest thing ive heard. She knows hes closing in on her and shes scared he would catch her grin
RomanceRe: Am I wrong for refusing marriage counseling when my husband suddenly wants anoth by NEUDUDE: 12:49pm On Feb 21, 2024
I think this woman is cheating and shes leveraging the DNA thingy as a way out. Shes even surprised the child is his and scared silly as it stands. To the man you can do better give her a divorce and be done with it. At least kid is yours, make that a priority and dont look back
CrimeRe: Sesan Adelabu Kills His Wife Bolu, Commits Suicide by NEUDUDE: 12:19pm On Feb 21, 2024
LilMissFavvy:
He should have died alone, why kill his wife?
And yet another fool will marry this one. What a pity lol grin
CrimeRe: Sesan Adelabu Kills His Wife Bolu, Commits Suicide by NEUDUDE: 12:17pm On Feb 21, 2024
Sorry oh. But e marry sha. Na him wife kill am grin
RomanceRe: Men Over 33 Years Old Should Be Arrested by NEUDUDE: 11:38am On Feb 21, 2024
luminouz:
Damn, this is dûmb, coming from you.

I could say since you are at an advanced age too that little boys are not safe around you and you can use them to sort konji, right?

Mtchewwww
Same thing i thought. Crazy people out there! Young boys arent safe around that woman fr
RomanceRe: Men Over 33 Years Old Should Be Arrested by NEUDUDE: 11:34am On Feb 21, 2024
Evening newspaper don drop quote lol grin.

Fvcking around don tire this one lol
RomanceRe: Men Over 33 Years Old Should Be Arrested by NEUDUDE: 11:29am On Feb 21, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
The problem with you men is.... When someone raises an important issue bothering on your weakness, you take offense and try to be unecessarily defensive. She made some valid points there which I expected you to pick and work on but no... Every little thing bruises your ego.

One important one she failed to mention is the tendency to rape. Yes. When you stay for too long as a bachelor, little girls will no longer be safe around you because you can just grab any available one when the thing hold you as no wife or regular girlfriend to sort you out

Please, you men should pick the sensible points she made and run with it.
Laff wan kill me here. Madam you are delusional

Naso you dey do? Stop projecting your insecurities on others say if konji hold you you dey rape young boys no mean say others be like you. Go sort your mental issues grin
RomanceRe: Am I wrong for refusing marriage counseling when my husband suddenly wants anoth by NEUDUDE: 7:48am On Feb 21, 2024
My own question is why do women go ahead and marry men they dont love and then start to complain about it are you sick or something. If you dont love the man in the first place. Leave him the fvck alone.

Its common sense but still not common

So what do you want us to do now our dear baby factory, go and perform your marital duties jare and let us hear word grin angry.

With all the paternity fraud that is going here and about he should not conduct DNA becos you said so respectfully your head is not correct
CelebritiesRe: Kagney Linn Karter Commits Suicide by NEUDUDE: 4:07pm On Feb 20, 2024
chopnaira:
Porn stars are always commiting suicide.
Nb - Always the females should tell you something
FamilyRe: Judge Finds Out His Children Aren't His After 51 Years Of Marriage (video) by NEUDUDE: 3:12pm On Feb 19, 2024
Winterhaven:
Men love cheating on their wives, but they go crazy when their wives cheat on them. They don't know karma is a bitch
Nah the idiot wey pay bride price na. If e no pay bride price your mouth no go long reach like dis lol.
na the idiot give you mouth talk, so good for him
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Dies After His Wife Slept With Her Ex-Boyfriend 2 Days After Wedding by NEUDUDE: 1:29am On Feb 10, 2024
NOETHNICITY:
How men find it easy to commit their lives to women that other guys have banged from every corner , from back to front and everywhere, really beats me.

Secondly, today’s women aren’t my kind of women. I’m more like the old school level, and I prefer to keep it that way.
I swear beats me everytime. Even if my girl shows me the greatest love ever my trust issues is unwavering. The only woman i have come to trust trust unconditionally is my mum. She is the simply the best and my sisters to some extent. The love wey my mum show us growing up is more than enough, literally sold her wrappers to train me and my siblings growing up. I wonder why this simps hate themselves so much that they will willingly allow someone who has done nothing for them manipulate them this much for validation. Their brain dey malfunction ni. Imagine a girl you marry telling you she married you for pity and still dey collect ex gbola for side. Whathuh

Me as dey like dis. If i even suspect say man talk to you for my dream, we don divorce lol. I no get time for your stupidity grin
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Dies After His Wife Slept With Her Ex-Boyfriend 2 Days After Wedding by NEUDUDE: 1:09am On Feb 10, 2024
fati2001:
😀😀😀😀

What happened to the "men are strong like an ox".
Obviously why we want all simps discarded at childbirth. Imagine this pvssy posing as a man. What a shame!
PoliticsRe: Osun: Police Cautions Against Planned Protests Over Hardship by NEUDUDE: 8:52am On Feb 09, 2024
Nvestor02:
This so called people are misinformed and they are blind to the what president Tinubu is doing. If you all can check all the news media.

There is overwhelming news of how the Police, Amotekun and Soldiers are arresting the bandits and kidnappers one after the other.

Eradicating insecurity is the first step of Nigeria greatness and Tinubu is not joking with it at all.


With security, Farmers will be able to go to farm and food will become cheaper.

The fact here is that most Nigerians Citizen has been pampered and spoilt by how Government dey pay subsidy for them.

Coast of living in Nigeria is one of the lowest, if you guys tour around the African continent you will know this.

Small bottle of coke is 200 in Nigeria but in Ghana its N720

And in south Africa it's N940, same as Zambia and Zimbabwe.

In liberia Bag of rice is around N170, 000.
Lol agbaya... govt that is paying 30k minimum wage is pampering nigerians. you are as dumb as dey come so 1 carton of coke with minimum wage = somebody full month salary - can you see the height of your foolishness outside lol

lemme help you convert further maybe youll get it cos you are obviously very slow
so one month minimum wage cant buy quarter bag of rice - can you see how stupid you are... just look at your stupidity.

you are busy removing subsidy but not changing minimum wage to 300k or 500k fool
TravelRe: Osun Man Slumps While Driving, Dies In Accident by NEUDUDE: 7:35am On Feb 08, 2024
Could be hunger and frustration from 600 per litre lol. Awa lo kan grin
PoliticsRe: Ignore Nationwide Protests Over Hardship At Your Peril - Salihu Mohammed Lukman by NEUDUDE: 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2024
I wont be surprised if i woke up one morning to hear apc has sold this country lol. Na to start rebuild with our new colonisers cos i cant seem to phatom the level of greed and stupidity these people have.

E get how you go think say you wise reach in the end na extreme foolishness grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: UK ‘Loans’ Stolen Gold Artefact To Ghana After 150 Years by NEUDUDE: 1:25pm On Jan 28, 2024
Normal normal british people are thieves even that their queen mother oloribu. Thieves! grin
RomanceRe: Can The Past Life Of A Lady Truly Be Overlooked ? by NEUDUDE: 8:48pm On Jan 26, 2024
netmillionaires:
Funnily, he is still contemplating taking her abroad to start life anew. It is in that abroad that she will turn to a full-time Onlyfan actress.
I tell you. Tomorrow we will hear she divorced me in the abroad after all i have done for her. Read proverbs well, women will be the ruin of many men such a pity grin
RomanceRe: Single Mum Proposes To Her Man With The Help Of Her Kids (pics/video) by NEUDUDE: 8:34am On Jan 23, 2024
uncle chris go soon collect lol grin
RomanceRe: Funny Chat Between Myself And A Girl I Met On Badoo by NEUDUDE(op): 2:06pm On Jan 02, 2024
fidelmarshal199:
What's the moral of this your thread?
To catch cruise apparently. But chill lol na new year be this. Most importantly though to understand why she'd lie that she's a virgin, oya ITK help me understand? grin

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