₦airaland Forum

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
this is good
Buhari sometimes behaves like a real niggarrr
We must reduce corruption and save cash
Treasury single account was awesome( although Jonathan's idea)

Integrated payroll system is going to be successful(also Jonathan's idea)
But we all know government is a continuum. So buhari is a real niggarrr sometimes

ASUU have no option than to migrate

Am among the enrollment officers in university of Benin
We normally start by 8:30am at senate chamber of university of Benin.

And i must tell you have enrolled and capture enough lecturers.
But wait o. Uniben staff many o. Since we started we have been working from morning till night still Uniben staff nor dey finish

i can't wait to finish this contract capturing job
So i can return back to my bombing

Legit job sucks

You said everything I should have say, na was o

Ayomarcel:
Are you sure? I'm kind of interested.

@Ayomarcel if you apply do you stand to lose anything? but if you don't do you...?

LoudlyMouthed:
Scamma ni ooooo

I wanted to ignore you, but after realizing that not everyone thinks like you I decided to quote you.
It is astonishing that the number of myopic Nigerian youths keep rising, this same set of youths will defend religion, and political "rapist" but when they see wonderful opportunity they will trash it.
Just last week 7 of those we trained received a grant of 1 million to 1.6 million from International breweries Kickstart competition, this set of youths, have no connection, no "big man" etc. all they had was a good idea or a feasible/sustainable business. There are many of these kind of opportunities out there, TEF is also coming starting from 1st of January. Wake up son, grant is free money, no body is taking anything from you or asking you to pay back. TAKE YOUR HATRED SOMEWHERE ELSE

We are Happy to bring to Pan-African Entrepreneur Grant (PAEG). The competition starts 1st of December, it gives an opportunity to young business owners living within Africa, to gain access to quality, training, mentoring and funding(of up to 10,000,000 Naira) all you need is an active account on Insta Invest and a feasible business visit insta-invest.com.ng/paeg for registration. Invite your friends as well.

pmc01:
Hello everybody...I am in the top 16 of an entrepreneurship reality t.v show called the next titan. I will be on the show for the next 10 weeks hoping to be the winner with your help.

I need you all to follow my business page @kutilagos, like my pictures and comment on it with the #thenexttitan6..Then also follow @thenext_titan, like their pictures and comment with #kutilagos.
You can watch the show on Tvc and channel 154 starting from October 12.
Will be needing your support to achieve these.
Thank you in advance.


Hello everybody, thank you for your support, together we are making progress.
Please kindly follow @kutilagos and @thenexttitan on twitter.
Comment on both pages and harsh tag #kutilagos and #TNT2019 ��������
Please together we can make this happen.

I need your support in my quest to be the next titan.
I am pitching a business idea of fashion, medicine and technology. A new innovative that will benefit everybody at a very affordable cost.
Please kindly support my brand..God bless you all.

God bless you, please create a thread and keep me posted, because of you I will start watching tv from october 12, promise. This is what we need for youths not tacha's body odor or useless argument or betnaija

Since u are in Abuja chat me up 08109076869 I have job for u

Klington:
The RICH masters the act of investing profitably..
Most of them don,t just WORK hard,They work SMART..
Learn to invest some part of your income and watch it grow daily.
This is one of the best and wisest investment decision anyone could make.
It guarantees steady income with a very minimal risk and you can invest as little as #5000.
click this link to register and you will be glad you did.
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For more info whatsaap;07030112280

point of correction:
It is the best
and it is
zero risk

Klington:
The whatsApp group is for registered active members.

but you can get every info you may need from the platform..

If you register, you can read up about the investment platform and if you're not convinced you can decide not to make any financial commitment.

The business is duly registered with all the necessary agencies including security and exchange commission.

You may chat me up as well:
note, this is not a get rich quick scheme or ponzi.
08109076869

Samudino086:
https://share.influencercash.co/register.php?referral=Faithfulsam

You should create your own thread, its allowed

My dashboard screenshot

iamclime:
There is nothing wrong with setting targets to sales personnel, provided they are reasonable and mutually beneficial to both the organization and the sales personnel. Take note of the words REASONABLE and MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL.
If your sales targets take into consideration these two crucial factors, those who are willing and ready will stay and work. In the end, both employer and employee will smile. This also applies to other fields apart from sales.
The first basic rules is: Can I meet these targets myself, given the same circumstances, background, abilities, training as my staff? If yes, why? If no, why not?

Thank you, I actually did most of my jobs myself to have real field experience before employing hands so I can set targets for them

gbugbru:
Good Morning fellow compatriot... I must sincerely appreciate everyone who had in one way or the other made this platform a source of hope for those downtrodden and frustrated. Thanks to Mr Seun and his team for building a platform where we all can reason together and make fun of ourselves without needing to hurt ourselves physically.

Not to waste your precious time, am Chukwuebuka Precious, a graduate with a second class upper in political science. Ever since i served this great nation with the hope to get compensated after my service with a moderate job, am yet to get any other than side job that are time bound and fades after some times. As i type this, i cant boast of #500 and pressure is mounting so high in me, and might probably lead to the unexpected.

Perhaps am yet to meet with the right clique, am resourceful and strong, have experience as a teacher, administrator and secretary. Built profile in politics here in my constituency but lost all my political battles as a PDP member...

I just need to be spoken to and shown the right thing to do, am not begging for fund: as it will be exhausted one day. I just need to be taught how to catch a fish.

WHAT DO I HAVE?
1- A working laptop
2- A multimedia phone
3- Am expressive and literate
4- Am good looking, with character that amazes anyone.

All i need is someone coming to my aid... thanks in anticipation

Can be reached through those links
08136456133
chukwuebukapreciousngozi@yahoo.com

Good if you are in Abuja or can relocate call me 08109076869

I noticed that most Nigerian employees just want to sit and get paid after every 30 days, soon as I give them a target they run from the job, during interviews they run their mouth and talk confidently, but soon as I say their pay is based on how productive they are(I have a particular ratio), I wont see them again. I still do not understand how they expect to get paid without being productive, I am willing to pay between 30k to 100k yet it seems something is wrong, have any of you solve this problem?

Take the job if you are in abuja, I can make it easy for you to meet your targets

mekus1011:
Bros comman hire me. A fresh graduate, just finished nysc last year. Here's my email: mekus7720@gmail.com. I'll love to be engaged in something productive. Thank you.

If you are staying in Abuja and you are hardworking, why not?

wiseone28:
Hire

thanks

LuciferMoral:
That's how to spot a sexually starved feminist.

Any little sight or slight contact with the male body drives them mad. Even nairaland quotes, which is why I always ignore feminist quotes because responding to them makes them wet.

That woman must have been longing for his preeq but since he didn't deem her worthy enough, she is angry she can't get what she is seeing. Instead of swallowing her pride & shooting her shot to see if he might agree to service her rusty pussy out of pity, she resorted to attacking him just to make herself feel better.

This is how feminists reason.


*spits

Guy yiu are very correct, that was how I was training a lady after she passed an interview I conducted, the day I made a nice comment concerning her dressing she stopped coming, it was then I remembered she left her last work because her boss asked her out, I do not support work place romance but jumping into conclusion just because somebody says you look good means something dirty must have filled your mind! Abi?

As the name of the topic implies, I want to run an ad for myself and for my clients, I would like to get some testimonies positive and negative

drshrewd:
below are some of the men/women that made science very difficult especially when it has to do with modern physics and chemistry.

Who dealt with you the most


This pic was actually taken in 1927 during the 5th solvary conference in Brussels. 17 noble prize winners in one picture

The lady among them Marie Curie is the only person that have won a noble prize both in physics and Chemistry,
much respect to her

Schrödinger damn! I did not see Taylor

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I was in this situation sometime ago, this was how I got out, I got rare skill(to kill competition) make my skills enterprising(didn't apply for job) today am happier and even looking for who to hier

nextstep:
https://www.boi.ng/apply/register

There is more detail on the site, but as usual, one would need some long leg and greasing to actually get the loan.

However, lending rate appears to be market+6% (market is 14% according to CBN), so this is a basically 20% loan. NO country developed its industry with 20% loans, so for FG to think this is helping anybody shows the policy makers are out to lunch.

Far better to seriously save salary for 1 or 2 years (while living with parents and no flexing or spending money), than to wait for this nonsense because at the end of the day, profit margin is under 20% so one will end up working so hard just to pay the loan back, without actually gaining anything.

To make it worse, the money is disbursed to the suppliers for your business - not given to you in cash. If you can establish a good relationship with suppliers, they may be willing to extend credit for 30-90 days with much less interest.

I learnt something, thanks

Hello friends, pls I am doing a survey and the survey question is "which of you ex-NYSC corp members made good use of his/her PMP & HSE certificate?" pls I want honest replies, we(at work) wants to organise a skill acquisition programme for corp members my opinion is to exclude HSE and PMP first because its not really hands-on and secondly because its totally useless but my team thinks otherwise

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Update: I couldn't upload the guide here.
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