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RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by Newkidoo(m): 6:59am On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=Mynd_44]Or you sef dey crush?[/quote]When I start crushing everyone will know Newkidoo gets d gal at all cost!!! cool
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 6:46am On Jan 07, 2014
What is the update on this!! has d bride being taken home or the evil sister still showing herself..
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by Newkidoo(m): 6:41am On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Awww Mynd has become Dr Phil cry





*I'll play Lucifer*
OP add her name to this topic cheesy[/quote]U like to spoil love sha!! if na u kan b d NL chick he is crushing on.. wink
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by Newkidoo(m): 11:48pm On Jan 06, 2014
Pretyangel25: silent is the best answer to a fool like you. Anohfia
You can see that I didn't abuse you in anyway!! pls watch ur tongue.. I don't abuse gals, if u were a guy I know wat I would said to u so pls respect yourself..
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by Newkidoo(m): 11:31pm On Jan 06, 2014
This story is a big lie!! I hate ppl telling lies, it pisses me off.. I swear if u quote me I will bring out all your lies !!
Haba y will u lie just to make FP and u r replying everyone, u never sleep abi or ur sister never travel.. liar liar pants on fire!!
RomanceRe: My Guy Beat Me All The Time by Newkidoo(m): 10:56pm On Jan 06, 2014
There is this saying heaven helps those who help themselves.. all I can see here is the gal not ready to be helped instead she prefers the beating!!
I still don't understand love!! I swear how will I fall in love with a guy that is violent or how can me Newkidoo fall in love with a girl with abusive tongue!! how do ppl love? abeg I want to know cos I don't understand!! How will I be in love and stiil be in pain!! kai olorun maje oo

@op, u said u have adviced d gal to leave him but she said no!! then leave her!! u have ur own problems let her deal with hers!! I hate stubborn gals that doesn't think seriously..
RomanceRe: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by Newkidoo(m): 8:00pm On Jan 06, 2014
martha: undecided
huh huh sad huh huh
RomanceRe: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by Newkidoo(m): 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2014
martha: Tah!
tah for wre!! can't u see that our name fits self..
Martha weds Newkidoo wink
RomanceRe: How My Friend Chose His Wife by Newkidoo(m): 5:06pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=HerexG ]At all, it was a free will. If you re good, you re good, you can't fake it for long bro.[/quote]Hmmm, then d guy is mere lucky nothing else cos it is really hard to find a girl like Nkechi nowadays!!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by Newkidoo(m): 4:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
martha: I hate Love cry
We both hate love, why don't we hook up!! undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by Newkidoo(m): 4:50pm On Jan 06, 2014
xynerise: I actually reserved audience seat for you tongue
Am already seating there.... u r also welcome cos I know u can never fall in love.. no b swear oo..
I c say ur marriage go be arranged marriage!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: How My Friend Chose His Wife by Newkidoo(m): 4:37pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=HerexG ]Kunle doesn't know Nkechi from Adam, he casually entered her shop to get his cloth tailored by Nkechi. It was Nkechi's customer care expertise that got Kunle's attention. Note Kunle made the decision himself to patronize Nkechi[/quote]Are you telling me someone didn't describe the shop to him!!
RomanceRe: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by Newkidoo(m): 4:30pm On Jan 06, 2014
Have you ever tried talking to her!!
ask her why she hates ur parents so much!! I believe there is a reason she acts that way!! just sit her down and have a serious talk with her..
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 4:21pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: *crying and sweating* cry

Na Caracta I want ooooooo!
Omo this your Love get remote control so!! U sure say u never chop egusi soup!!
There are many other gals.. sizzle is making it hard and caracta too is in support.. let's go, many gals r on d queue
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 4:08pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Wrong Wrong Wrong. Share Equally.

I'll dissect your responses shortly.






But feel free to keeo trying grin

You guys aren't ready to get married, that I can see undecided[/quote]Now I c where you are going to!! You are not ready to give out caracta yet..
Don't pump shoulders for us here!! We are not even giving out experimentist anymore..
experimentist, don't worry we will find another girl for.. will u manage lynpetra or Martha or Selenaqueen
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 4:04pm On Jan 06, 2014
Abu Mikey:

Boy, You Messing up! angry

https://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/carbouval/carbouval1110/carbouval111000011/10865548-boss-screaming-his-employee.jpg
I dey tell am too!! experimentist let d best men handle this..
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 3:54pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Saying you'll do whatever she wants/needs isn't remotely feasible.

Lemme help, when you meet the woman of your dreams, the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with, what is the one thing you know as long as is your power you will do for her?[/quote]I will give her the Sweet action rod!! many call it ANACONDA
btw, u said whatever is in my power!!
RomanceRe: How My Friend Chose His Wife by Newkidoo(m): 3:48pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=HerexG ]At least Nkechi didn't force herself into Kunle's life, Kunle by himself discovered Nkechi.[/quote]How are you sure everything wasn't planned!!
Kunle getting to know Nkechi.. Nkechi playing miss nyc gf and finally getting inside the GOLD!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 3:37pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Wrong answer!


Try again angry[/quote]That can't be wrong!! We are even ready to offer experimentist as sacrificial goat..
Whatever gets him caracta, we are ready to do!!
BTW, sizzle don't make it harder than normal.. wink
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 3:35pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: bro, did u say 'anything'? cry

No be you wey stil dey find work?
I get work man but need a higher paying job!! u know what i mean!!grin
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 3:32pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: cry




Ok, I'm comin.
You faqup!! A real man already knows what he got to offer before proposing!" u should have left ur best man to handle it since it is d best woman that is handling things..wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Is The Easiest Job With The Highest Pay In Nigeria by Newkidoo(op): 3:28pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: I dnt think there's any job that's so easy bro.. Even blogging.
I know there is no job that is easy but surely there is the job that pays high but still easy compared to d rest.. though blogging isn't easy but can u compare it to being a bank salary worker!! too much stress but still lower pay compared to blogging..
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 3:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Hi ya smiley Greeting acknowledged.


*Pulls out pen and note pad*

So you like Cara eh? Tell me, what have you got to offer her?

Think carefully before you answer wink[/quote]As his best man, we are ready to offer anything, u name ur price
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 3:22pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: shocked

Why sir? Do you want to increase my salary? Let me know..
OLE!! just want to know if ur job will suit me.. need a job that is easy but pays huge!! I mean huge man!!
RomanceRe: How My Friend Chose His Wife by Newkidoo(m): 3:12pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=HerexG ]You can say whatever you like, I'm just trying to let someone out there know that the little things we do, which we think no one is watching might up being our breakthrough. The story I just shared is a true life story, just imagine Nkechi without those qualities, would you think Kunle would have settled with Nkechi a common tailor by the street. Note Sade is hardworking as Nkechi too. But Nkechi is a prototype of an African mother who gives more priority to her husband and family.[/quote]How are you sure Nkechi didn't know abt kunle from the beginning..may b she pretended also to get d real gold!!grin grin
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 2:57pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: I'm damn serious brother and I'm saying she should accept me just cos of dis one post (no be today e start)

I'm not unemployed sir. I collect salary and yet have my own hand work.. You underdig?
Hmmm.. I don't underdig sir? whatever that means.. well let me know abt that ur job.. is it an easy job with high pay. put your comment here!!

www.nairaland.com/1582582/which-easiest-job-highest-pay
RomanceRe: Ladies Will You Still Love Your Man After He Treats You Like This ?(PIC) by Newkidoo(m): 2:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
Looking at the pic again! Can't something be done to the man that did this to teach him a lesson..
Pls women, if any man those these to u.. don't keep shut, seek necessary help from known authorities..
RomanceRe: Ladies Will You Still Love Your Man After He Treats You Like This ?(PIC) by Newkidoo(m):
This is inhumane..
Any man who beats a woman no matter what is insane and should be punished properly!!
If possible this should be reported to human rights activist.. acts like this should be abolished in our culture..
How can a sensible man beat a woman to the point of removing blood from her nose.. totally Evil..

God help us in this country!!
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 2:29pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=Elli-dude]Lol..Go ask her diary o..She said her real dad not her e-dad never tolerated PIDGIN..[/quote]What is your own with her dairy?
I sense a stalker here.. Can someone get me a rope!
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 2:27pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: angry





Ok bro now there you go! I agree you can study someone by their posts but bro you got it wrong totally about mine.. Despite the fact that I sound immature as you said, I'm way too grown up I'm even above 27 cry me just like having fun here and playing around but that doesn't mean I'm not matured.. I'm serious about this thread as well as trna have fun.. It's good to play sometimes, y'know, it makes me feel good.. I understand you anyway, thnx!
@ d bolded, you can't be serious and at the same time trying to have fun.. you got to mean it if u truly want her!! you think this one post will make her accept like that.. Guy let me see you mean it....
U r above 27, are u working or still unemployed?!!
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by Newkidoo(m): 2:01pm On Jan 06, 2014
experimentist: Oga o, shei na you be her PA, spokesperson abi na spokesman? Abi na vision you dey see?

Anyway, make we dey see as e go be... I go pass for the age something trust me cry

If e click I go invite you come pop Aloma bitters with us cry
I know what am saying guy.. am not her spokesperson neither am I her P.A but it takes maturity to study ppl even just by their posts..
Caracta seems more matured and grown up but sorry to say but I think you are still young properly between 17-20.. u don't sound mature in any way even with ur previous posts.. though I acknowledged that ur post made her happy cause you gave her little attention which girls love but I still don't think you have a chance but let us see sha...
RomanceRe: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by Newkidoo(m): 1:52pm On Jan 06, 2014
No love lost No love found!!!
Love sucks.. well am not ready to love any gal now maybe later later!!

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