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Today Is caracta's happiest day... experimentist , u really made her day.. if u r serious and u are really between 25-29.. u got a chance.. she is really happy.. wish u d best of luck..

ogologodimkpa: Good question?

I av replied him my guy, I wasn't even begging..I don't know why ppl don't understand English language.. all I said was, if it can be taken.. notice d if..it means if they think it is good they can take it and if not..they shouldn't..I just want ppl views and if it is on FP it enables more views to be dropped and discussion will be made from there..you guys are pissing me off..in fact if thou don't wanna comment Go and Die..
many other brilliant Nigerians will drop their views..

oluwadartey: Would have actually contributed meaningfully and suggest with facts other jobs that can rake You returns with little effect, But if I may ask... why u begging for Fp?

am not begging..I just said if it make FP I will appreciate it so as to get more views from people..
Drop your view man!!

There are so many jobs in Nigeria though the unemployment rate is alarming and needs urgent attention but let's forget that for now..
In Nigeria, there are some jobs that pays huge amount of money and is as easy as just eating indomie. you come to work, just do like 5mins paper signing and you are back at home and at the end of the day, d amount of money u get paid is double the amount paid to someone that does same work 24hrs..( just used this as an example).
So folks, my dear ladies and gentlemen which do u think is d easiest job with d highest pay in Nigeria..
For me I think it is blogging.. bloggers don't get to do much but d amount of money they earn at d end of the day is bigger than a graduate working at d counter in a bank..
I know some ppl are lucky..that's true but to find an easy job with a big pay in Nigeria is really hard.. but with time, I know I will find one..
Well to bring more options to the table.. we have the musicians (though I don't think this is easy in any way.. the tours, the 24hrs shows, recording and all).. we also have contractors.. they gets paid the highest amount of money though theirs is to supervise the building process). We have the artists..they paint just a painting and gets paid millions of naira..(well u know the sleepless nights they go through to get the painting perfectly done..)..
there are many jobs like that but which do u think is the easiest with d highest pay..

Final bullet: if this can make FP, I will appreciate it..

Where is the SALT or you are a big fat LIAR

TribalEAST: are you on strike today? A55kisser

U and Mynd-44 no go settle your differences?
You are men for crying out loud!! hug it out..
*carries tribal east to mynd-44's house, tries to run but chases after him and carried him back* You must hug it out 2day whether u like it or not..

experimentist: e be like seh u dey find work abi? U wan ch'olo? abeg carry ur incorrect numbers comot here o, abi we tell u sey we dey find marriage counsellor?

We know as we go handle our biz

Guy I don't think you are serious..
Gals plenty for real life, na for NL u kan dey look for babe..
First of take yourself serious by doing what jaybee said u should do, then I will take u serious!!

experimentist: bro I serious, forget d way I'm writing... I no be small pikin o

Then if u r serious...This is her number... 0806785443...
pls don't disturb her much oo...

I don't see seriousness in this ur post..
Anyway, caracta is older than u so forget it!!

[quote author=HerexG ]I want to share a short story about how a friend of mine chose his wife. All the single ladies in the house, hope you are all reading this.

My friend Kunle is a single and a very comfortable young man, he has a booming farming business he build from the scratch something like a self - made millionaire but as the sayings goes " Behind every successful man there should be a woman". Kunle is a perfect example of an overdue bachelor, or better still a chronic bachelor as most people will say. But deep inside of him he wanted a wife, he wanted not just a wife, but a good one, supportive, loving and caring. Kunle rented a two bedroom flat somewhere in Lagos, he could have rented a duplex if he had wanted to but Kunle choose to live on a low key. Instead he settled for the lesser comfort. He did this because first he wanted his business to grow to his set goal and standard and secondly he wants woman of his dream to love him because of who he is and not what he is. So Kunle decided to take away all forms of luxury and flamboyant lifestyle, to live like every hustling Naija young man . At that very moment of his life he has three girlfriends he is dating. The first girl is named Ruth, a student from Edo state indigene (he actually disflowered her), the second girl Sade a working class graduate from Lagos state and the third Nkechi girl a taylor from Delta state.[/quote]continue na....

unmask: your sister still walks on the street without getting harassed.....wait till there are no more prostitutes then you would know how far

this guy will be a sex addict and should be watched closely..

experimentist: Girls dey sent me PMs like say tmrw no dey

Once 3 girls sent me PMs at the same time all expressing their deep love for me.. I mistakenly gave em my phone numbers and they won't let me sleep. na soso call frm morning till night :'t I'm suspecting one to be dangote's daughter but the other one is davido's sister while the third girl is from the state... I'm tired men


OP u need prayers in yo life

Wake up *picks a bucket of water, pours it on his face!! u don dey sleep type again abi!! wake up silly boy!!

Loretta, I go vex for u.. other threads no hit again cos of u...
Happy married life again... Are you still permitted to give a friend a kiss

stefikal: #GbagaunModeActivated.

Does I knew you?

Gbagaun mode deactivated!! a joke I shouldn't have made!!! cheers happy sunday .. love ur story though!

SELENAqueensy: HML lorretta.... Wish u nd ur husband a fruitful and divorce-free marriage

Hmmm.. *coughing*

stefikal: Primary school:

I had no idea what love was or the definition of the word 'crush'. But if it had anything to do with me putting up my best behaviour whenever he was around, then I practically fell victim to the word.

I clinged to his twin sister so he could get to notice me, he moved with the big bad boys and I was simply an innocent little girl to him.

I put a smile whenever Emmanuel came close by perhaps he would eventually say hi.
My final year in primary school was nice since he was already my friend but I found it strange that the crush I once had on him had mysteriously disappeared.

JSS3:

Why would they always frolick around him? They flirted with him, he flirted back. Annoyance and jealousy had become my best friend whenever I saw him with them.

He was the class captain, I simply added to the number of geeks we had in class, my stay in JSS3 was fun but each time I saw Chibueze treating me like a sister whereas he gave the prostitutes attention my heart received a slap.

The last time I saw him was months after I left secondary school, and my heart still did a little backflip as I spoke with him.

A flip whose sound had drastically reduced.

SS classes:

The problem with being a bookworm, the guys see you as a friend but not as a potential lover.

My hormones found guys with high intelligence attractive, add that to their charming attitude.
The names so numerous I guess I was a hormone-crazed teenager, I never told any of them.

I simply lived in the luxury of painting them as my boyfriend in my daydreams.
Silas, Ekene, Otunla, Paul, they were fantastic actors in the movie scripts my teenage head produced.

It was fun while it lasted though

JAMB class:

My longest crush ever (over a year), I won't mention his name
But a mere handshake got my knees weak, twas that bad.

He smiled in my direction and common sense left my actions.
He asked me a question and I stammered while struggling to provide an answer.

My crush on him died the day I discovered who his girlfriend was. But we are still good friends today

University:

The crush is still there and he talks to me like he cares but I'm scared his heart is taken.



P.S: I choose to use 'crush' on purpose so make una no crucify me.
And I added the JAMB class and University because toilet seat inspiration refused to stop

skefikal, u never told me u had a crush on me! well hope is not too late for me to leave my gal for u?

lorretta u: My prince

Can u tell ur husband to do without the glasses.. he is really handsome without them.. an opinion though!!!

jplay: yes it didd. u deleted d oda picture . u haf posted anoda picture of ur face without make up on ya profile b4 too n i for one noticedd a big difference . u girls n ur makeup jus dey deceive pipu . Jhuz being honest o.

Abeg leave her alone if she did make up wetin concern u.. why u no go marry ur own no make up girl.. person dey do wedding u dey ask am make she no do make up!! are u okay at all?

lorretta u: really? Where/when was that. Amen to d good wishes.

Was just joking!!! in other news is ur husband on nairaland too

[quote author=c-klass]incase of incasity . . maybe it would make billboard and i can come back and re-edit

I can imagine the number of single NL Girls that would be grinning from ear to ear seeing this pics

na their boyfriends go suffer am (Poor ol us)

Imagine calling my gf next week and she say honey im not coming one of my friends loreeta just got married
and all you call me is for sex - mschewww

lorretta u don spoil our market biko trade with caution advice the single girls out there make dem no rush us we never ready yet [/quote]Are you a transgender or what?

I saw d pic and I knew instantly that I know u.. were you not the girl I asked out that day that u said u love me but u r already taken.. now I understand why!! lol
two beautiful couples
Happy married life.. may u stay long in ur husband home!! any spirit of divorce is flogged away wit a big koboko... wishing u d best..ooh God wre is a kissing smiley.. uhmueee....

I don't like sending PMS to gals cos gals naturally are "I No Dey Ur Level".. they will not reply you cause it is very kiddish for a guy that doesn't have a profile pic to be sending pm to a gal.. how will she know if u fyn or not.. put ur profile pic and if u r a fyn boy she will reply u.. and secondly don't send pm to a gal u just abused
. I tried it and I hate being ignored.. I sent pm to sijo01 to really apologise for telling her to shut up!! but she didn't even reply back after calling her neighbour animal not me!! so guys stay on ur own if u can't upload a pic.. just comment and leave.. if you need a gal, there are many outside nairaland.. in fact d gal u r sending pm to mite b d gal u r afraid to talk to in real life.. why don't u pick up d courage and go talk to her.. she mite have being noticing u 4 a while but just waiting for u to approach her.. let gals b gals and let us Men be men

We have many creative women in this world!!
This is a brilliant invention.. all they need to add to this is their chicken body!!

Ballotti: [img]http://rlv.zcache.co.nz/vow_renewal_humour_card-r0a2da0a827d64545b4572bd34ca14062_xvuak_8byvr_324.jpg[/img]

I don't get this

ahhh .. @Op, smile for me..I don't like tears..

Romancers make my caro smile not cry oo

There is something man always do and they end up regretting it

They choose beauty over happiness..
For u to have proposed to the working class lady it means you have courted her and fully under stood her and she brings you happiness.. so y are u still bothering urself over someone that rejected before..
Op,how old are you? and how old is d university girl?

Jay bee. I dey warn u oo.. u just moved my thread to family section.. if I catch u ehen...just joking but am still waiting for that post abt Girls feelings in pics to make FP..e don tey na

jay bee. I c u oo.don't move this pls

Isn't this funny..Garri ijebu from the bribe's family..lol
Will you give this as a wedding take away gift!!

Let her sell!! She is working for her money.. Ritababe ride on!!