₦airaland Forum

NSNO:
This may be true as homosexuality has been recorded in a lot of mammals. One of humans closest relatives, the bonobos, is a well known example. They like lesbianism a lot.

Relatives ni, relatives kor!

Oga scientist, please explain to us how something that we evolved from is still existing.

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

SmellingAnus:
those churches have had members and priest that has committed sins that have lead to death... Even the Catholic Church killed and burnt people alive... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Protestant_martyrs_of_the_English_Reformation#:~:text=Throughout%20the%20course%20of%20the,died%20or%20sickened%20in%20prison.

You need to go and up your game please. Wikipedia is not an academic resource.

Judolisco:
d only problem I have with you is dat you're thanking God it wasn't a Catholic priest that was killed.... A Christian priest can be killed you don't care... U only care about Catholic Priest

Sorry if you misinterpreted what I meant.
I am referring to who did the crime.
I condemn all acts of violence because everyone deserves to live to the fullest.

SmellingAnus:
it makes no much difference because every popular church in the country has been involved in one scandal or the other by at least one of their members or even pastors/priest..

It makes a lot of sense because there are sins that does not lead to death.

Judolisco:
na only Catholics get priest arbi... Even if a worshippers have priests

And where have you seen assistant Ifa Priest?
People that are running independently of each other.

jmoore:
Comprehension affects thinking. It is not only catholic church that have priests.
You should be thanking the poster for teaching you what you never knew since you were born. Other churches have priests too.

Thank you Mr. Comprehension.
When did we start calling celestial heads Priest?
I am being specific... You are being general.

MS2471:
Do we eat or chop statistics?! We plan with it and not campaign with it

As an accountant he spoke fact

So the countries that use statistics to plan for their population are not having accountants in them?

Journalism! I was thinking it's a Roman Catholic Priest and I know that's why people would rush to check it out and become disappointed to the glory of God.

killsmith:
Why you no fit fold hand? Your hand break?

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You sure say you be female with this punchline?

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Such a sad loss. May their souls R.I.P and quick recovery to the hospitalized.


Some years ago I was sitting in the front of a bus traveling and I noticed the driver leaning very low towards the steering. I didn't want to raise a false alarm so I observed him like 3 times or so, after I confirmed it, I told those around me quietly and an alarm was raised.
Driver said he was looking at the side mirror when in reality he was fighting a serious sleep.

Damn! I came behind schedule but let me drop my experience here. This experience is about 4 days old.

I met a Nigerian lady on a dating app over here in the UK.
Omo we clashed, because according to her, it's lame for me to include reading and physical fitness activities as my interests.
When I tried to explain, she said I'm too defensive and I'm not flexible and I have brought my African mentality to the UK. Lols.

I had to rush to verify from google if I was/am wrong which I had the conviction that she was wrong and was still attacking me.

After the call, I just told myself: welcome to the UK.

Good morning dear nairalanders.
Please if you know you have access to a corporate/ customized email in the medical field and you can reply with the same email, kindly send a WhatsApp message to the number on my signature.
(The size of the medical facility does not matter)
Thank you.

I would applauded you if you had taken hard decisions against the massive corruption in your administration rather than hard decisions against the masses.

For me, I'll substitute the word "HARD" for "TERRIBLE"

AqualinaXYZ:
Ransome won’t be free oo




Just so you know

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Abeg, I had to burst out with laughing after stumbling on your comment.
It's sad , really sad.

Some Nigerian Youths are very funny.
They are still of the mindset that what happens in another part of the country does not concern them.


What a pity.

If Nigerian courts have freed you, you are freed indeed. Hahahhahaha

MS2471:
Accurate statistics for Economic planing, policy and budgeting

And example is family planning Incase of too much birth

If you followed the last political campaigns, you'll know that Tinubu is not interested in Statistics.
During one of his rallies, he said Na Statistics we go chop?

BafanaBafana:
Yaaaaay! Tinubu is working.

Let me explain why Tinubu is the rightful person to rule Nigeria.

In a military setting, the senior soldier leads.
In an academic setting, the most brilliant leads
In a setting of criminals, the senior criminal should be the one leading.
Nigeria is a crime scene, who is better to lead Nigeria than the most senior criminal we have. That was how he was able to win
In countries that abhor crime, Tinubu can not win elections.

Hahahahaha
This is preposterous, man.

LalastiklaIa:
To be honest

I become very depressed after attending church

I don't just fit in.

Several people in the Bible met Jesus Christ and became depressed because he did not dance to their tune.
For example: a rich man came and told Jesus that he has been keeping all the commandments right from his childhood. He wanted Jesus to say wow! You have made heaven straight!
But Jesus told him, go back home, sell your property and follow me.
The man went home sorrowful.

#People want the Priest or pastor to say want they want to hear.

Bbbwings:
They're on the way. For the sake of God let them pass. Tell kaburi that they are coming. We are with them now. We have discussed with them.

This was last month

Fulani army giving us bobo.

That's why till date no Fulani killer herdsman has been displayed despite the massacres of hundreds in Southern Kaduna.

The defense headquarters said it will investigate the video... Up till now, nothing.

The issue is not to just teach children their local dialects.... The aim is to update our languages to meet international standards.

Check the English language: words that are not traditionally English are adopted around the world, while new words are added all round the world, making it a global language which is attractive to you and I.

So how attractive are our local languages:

What is Electricity?
What is phone?
What is x-ray?
What is bullet?
What is satellite?
What is cousin?
What is niece?
What is photograph?
What is artificial?
What about names of colours?


I'll rather live a good life with basic social amenities without knowing how to speak my language, than live a worthless life knowing my native language.

legitnow1:
The massive land in SE is empty, we need our population back to boost commerce and economy.


What they are doing in Lagos, it is time to do it in SE.

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Massive you say?

The entire South-East that Niger state is bigger than?

Quit playing, brother.

FreeStuffsNG:
After Kano state and Kaduna state, only Anambra state is intentionally and closely learning from the Yoruba and Lagos state.

This is why we must learn to collaborate by reciprocity.

That's why all the SW states must adopt reciprocity too as adviced here :
LAGOS GUBER & PLIGHT OF IGBO: Law Of Reciprocity Is The Solution
https://www.nairaland.com/7612989/lagos-guber-plight-igbo-law

Let's collaborate by reciprocity so we can have equitable and sustainable relationship among ourselves and the states. It helps us place value on what we each offer to one another and de-escalate our fault lines.

Every resource must be exchanged by reciprocity for collaboration. Every state has resources to exchange so bring it to the table and use for exchange.

You can not keep holding to your own resources tightly and deplete those of others you demonstrably hate and resent as your host. It's a recipe for intertribal injustice and anarchy.

Let's collaborate by reciprocity and respect and love for one another. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

This is lame brotherly. Have all the "Yoruba States" learned from Lagos? Have Ekiti, Osun, Ondo and OYO?

The Lagos that you are boasting of also learned it from the UK and I can tell you that what is obtainable in Lagos transport system is like 30-40 percent of what is obtainable in the UK's transport system.

Loveth160:
https://.ng/2023/10/03/breaking-pastor-dead-as-dunamis-church-collapses-in-benue/

Na so my childhood friend take pass on sooo.
God knows the best.
May his soul rest in perfect peace. Amen.

On a normal level, if everything was usual, you could be arrested and released if found innocent. But, you can be arrested, found to be innocent and then found guilty.

Bottom line:
I pray for a better Nigeria.
May his soul rest in peace. Amen.

TheBillyonaire:
Yesterday, I saw the Ex-Mayor of New York, Mr. Cuomo walking his dogs on the streets of Awka?

Hahahahahahahahaha

I'm preparing for my own Guinness World Record activity and I'm pleading for sponsors who will also share from the worldwide publicity.

It's a new category and very decent and morally acceptable.

Following keenly.... Nice training, Sir.