flowx:
But since morning Tonto never respond to this new development... Is like this one hit her hard.

and you think you are having fun now with all this, just learn to be wise enough.

willyo:
How about the handsome reward?...

Wash!!!

don't worry yourself about that, its settled, they don't need to tell you how much and who got it.

CANlBUS:
I might as well give a 90's Eddie Bauer to Wyclef as a gift on his next birthday.That car is too damn cheap.

you have a very critical problem. Only God will help you overcome it.

akelicious:


https://www.thecable.ng/akpabio-i-know-my-pdp-colleagues-are-missing-me

he apologized because he was a leader in PDP , its an honorable thing to do, he deserves forgiveness for saying sorry.

Miracle121:
Who can tell what this picture is saying? Anybody?

too much pressure can kill.

G1STM0RE:
See full lists of celebrities that are beggers here >> http://gistmore.com/pretty-mike-exposes-lists-of-celebrities-who-are-also-beggars

shot fired!, i repeat! shot fired!

MadeInTokyo:
Photos of the monsters who shot the innocent Nigerian.



https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliceNG/status/1113049611952943104

SARS are nothing but only disorganized registered armed robbers in uniforms. what a shame.
Nigeria government is a mess
SMH

GBOKASINCHA:
Ode ni e who tell you say curse dey work?

smiles... you must be a kid, but let me tell you, you won't see it coming when it comes, you won't even be able to remember why you are going through some things when curses starts to work, you won't know its a curse placed long time ago, and if i may tell you... you might be under a curse already and you won't know.
my brother don't panic don't doubt, just always do good.

OyiboOyibo:

I can feel your pains....pls take panadol so that you can sleep tonight and pls see your doctor on Monday

Don't mind the retard.

Imortal001:
North (terrorism), south (cultism), east (ritualism), west (yahooism). naija which way?

head to the west. that's the way.

dipopooo:
Difficult to believe his story....

only for you.

mrakeli62:


In a bid to stem the tide of cyber crime among youths, especially undergraduates, acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Ibrahim Magu, has stressed the need to include anti-corruption studies in the curricula of institutions of higher learning in the country.

Magu, who fielded questions in Hausa during a special programme on Bond 92.9FM, in Lagos, said the commission has opened talks with the National University Commission (NUC) on the possibility of introducing anti-corruption courses in the curricula of higher institutions in the country.

“If we realise that corruption and economic and financial crimes can hinder a nation, then, it is not out of place to introduce this kind of course in our tertiary institutions, as an impetus to our drive to change the narrative on our campuses, as the undergraduates constitute the major actors in Internet crimes.

“By so doing, we would have literally opened the eyes of these students, who will, someday, hold positions of leadership in the affairs of the nation, to the inherent dangers in the vice. And in the end, they will turn out to be crusaders of anti-corruption war, with the nation being the overall beneficiary,” he said.

The anti-graft chief, who was represented by the commission’s Zonal Head in Lagos, Muhammed Rabo, assured that the commission is winning the war against the infamous Yahoo boys

“In fact, Internet fraudsters now know that it is no more business as usual. I can say this with all confidence.

“The clampdown is not only in Lagos; it is across the country, especially as we have now opened more offices,” he said.

He further said as part of efforts to discourage youths from engaging in the criminal practice, thecommission had been carrying out public advocacy and education against the commission of economic and financial crimes.


“We go into secondary schools to educate them about the consequences of crime, while also warning them to shun all forms of criminality, because it will always end in pains and sorrow,” he said.

Magu also described as untrue, the claim by some members of the public, that the commission had been selective in its operations.

He said the commission has always given equal attention to all petitions it received, adding that, “our doors are open to all Nigerians with genuine complaints that can be substantiated in law.

https://www.akelicious.net/2019/03/efcc-boss-magu-wants-inclusion-of-anti.html

both your enemies and friends are studying you.
but what if your enemies understand you 100%, how else do you wanna survive when you have no element of surprise.

Houseofglam7:
That's the price that comes with being a celebrity...
Suck it up and STFU

so the price is disrespect Right, you are not serious. you don't even understand what is respect, its not even about age, its about condemning people when they are wrong and commending them when they are right everything without hatred.
she has warned you.

Omooba77:
A retired Director at the Code of Conduct Bureau, CCB, Mr Awal Yakassai, on Thursday, testified as for the second prosecution witness, PW-2, in the ongoing trial of the suspended Chief Justice of Nigeria, CJN, Justice Walter Onnoghen, who is facing trial over his alleged failure to declare his assets.


Yakassai told the Mr Danladi Umar led a three-man panel of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, that contrary to what was alleged in the media, he said the suspended CJN owned only five houses.

He said it was not true that CCB investigators linked the ownership of 55 houses to the defendant.

The witness made the disclosure after he was shown copies of Justice Onnoghen’s asset declaration forms, which the Federal Government tendered in evidence before the CCT.

The embattled CJN was said to have submitted the forms marked as Exhibit 2 and 3, to the CCB in 2014 and 2015.

Answering questions under cross-examination, the PW-2, told the tribunal that he served at the CCB for 29 years before he retired in April 2018.

He said the CCB was yet to verify Justice Onnoghen’s assets with a view to finding out if he made false declarations

Holding the two documents in his hand while responding to a question from Onnoghen’s lawyer, Chief Adegboyega Awomolo, SAN, the witness said: “My lord, according to exhibit 2 and 3, the defendant has only five buildings and not 55”.

Awomolo noted that one of the five buildings was given to the defendant by the federal government itself.

Continuing his testimony, the witness, told the tribunal that verification columns on Onnoghen’s two asset declaration forms were still empty.

He said: “As indicated here, the column for verified assets have not been signed as at today” he added, saying it was standard practice at the CCB that returned asset declaration forms must pass through three stages of verification.

“My lord we have three stages of verification, the first is at the time of submission of forms, the second is what we called conference verification whereby we invite the person. And the third is physical verification of the assets.

“Until these three stages are completed, we cannot say that the assets have been verified”.

Meanwhile, Chairman of the CCB, Danladi Umar, had earlier threatened to give 28 years jail term to journalists that misrepresent proceedings on the CJN’s trial,

Umar, who said he was displeased about “the distortion and misrepresentation” of what transpired at the tribunal last Monday by a section of the media, warned that he would henceforth wield his powers against journalists.

“Henceforth, any journalist carrying concocted or discredited statement which is not adduced before this tribunal, I will not hesitate to bring the full weight of the law heavily on the person.

“The journalist will languish there and may remain there (in prison) until I retire about 28 years from now.

“The person will be summarily sent to prison because that is contempt.

“It does not matter whether the contempt is committed in facie curiae (before the court) or ex facie curiae (outside the court)”, he fumed.

The CCT boss has given FG’s lawyer, Mr Aliyu Umar, the nod to call a second witness to give evidence against the suspended CJN who is answering to a six-count charge.

Aside allegation that he failed to declare his assets as prescribed by the law, FG had in the charge marked CCT/ABJ/01/19, FG, alleged that Onnoghen operated five foreign bank accounts, contrary to section 15(2) of Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act.

FG had insisted that it was the CCB that okayed Onnoghen’s trial based on certain infractions that were discovered in his asset declaration forms.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/03/cct-trial-onnoghen-owns-only-5-houses-not-55-ex-ccb-director-testifies/amp

Government...
i swear if government handles you en. especially the federal government, my brother my sister, only God can set u free.

oliidell:
This one go thief SUG money.

because you are a thief.

psalmsmiles:
Just watch him blame the devil once again!

don't worry, he won't even be able to blame the devil, the devil will help him to serve prison term

Ayodele70:
The National Population Commission has said the next census will cost well over N220bn.

The Director-General of the NPC, Dr. Ghaji Ismail, said this in Abuja on Tuesday at the commencement of fieldwork for the continuation of the Enumeration Area Demarcation.

He said the 2015 budget for the proposed 2016 census which eventually did not take place was put at N220bn.

Ismail said with currency devaluation and inflation rates, the commission would require much more than N220bn to conduct a census.

The DG said,

“How much will it cost? At this point in time it is going to be very difficult because there have been changes. It is not something you can say off hand but if we deduce from our previous submission in 2015 hoping that it would take place in 2016, a lot has changed in terms of currency devaluation but if we are to use the 2015 submission, we are looking at a submission of over N220bn.”

Ismail said although the 2019 budget proposal had no provision for a census, a separate budget could be submitted for the exercise.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/03/population-commission-reveals-what-the-next-census-will-cost.html

scam alert! somebody put on the siren, coz another F.G fraud is loading an looming already.
i beginning to believe that This so called incorrupt Buhari government has been silently looting money, and with this pace, i won't be surprised if their loot for 4 years now is more than PDP did in 16 years

ManirBK:
Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo state has accused his would-be successor, Emeka Ihedioha, and members of the opposition People’s Democratic Party (PDP) of “being in a hurry to resume looting after eight years of being out of power.”

Okorocha, in a statement signed by his Chief Press Secretary, Sam Onwuemeodo, said instead of telling Imo people what they would do for them in terms of surpassing his achievements, the incoming administration is dissipating energy on inanities.

He said, “Members of the People’s Democratic Party in the State are obviously in a hurry to resume their usual looting of the treasury and properties of the State, reading their body languages and considering their utterances especially when they have stayed out of Power for eight years without reprieve.

“Since the party’s Candidate, Chief Emeka Ihedioha was fraudulently declared winner of the governorship election in the State following the askance role of the Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC), Prof. Francis Ezeonu, the party and its members have not made any policy statement on where they are taking-off from and where they are going from there.

“They are either talking about non-existent N17billion that has been withdrawn by the government or talking about the lands to revoke and the vehicles that have been auctioned or threatening fire and brimstone. And when they were Challenged to say where in Imo one can find N17b to withdraw and whether the money was withdrawn Cash or by transfer, they evaporated.

Okorocha said that Imo people never voted for the PDP and would not have voted for the party and its Candidate Chief Emeka Ihedioha, but the REC in Imo decided to return the Party to Power at all cost and by all means for his own selfish reasons, adding, “The only good thing about the PDP coming back to Power even if it is for three months is for Imo people to see clearly the large extent Okorocha has assiduously worked and transformed the State. Reason being that it is only when one marries two wives that he would be in a position to say which one is better.”

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/imo-pdp-in-a-hurry-to-resume-looting-okorocha.html?

look at the man who is still having his own unsettled battle in his so called APC home
he is worried about other peoples matter.
maybe he still think everything is comedy.

Blue3k:


Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/320894-nigeria-to-prosecute-parents-who-refuse-to-enrol-children-in-school-minister.html?amp_markup=1

then make education completely free, otherwise then this kind of talk is Nonsense of the highest order.

Blue3k:


Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/320894-nigeria-to-prosecute-parents-who-refuse-to-enrol-children-in-school-minister.html?amp_markup=1

government... they have now improved more in their fraudulence act.
they want the school scam to continue.
they even want to enforce it,
jailing parents when they have not jailed their fellow corrupt politicians.
Nonsense!

escodotman:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/fg-closes-case-against-onnoghen-after-calling-three-witnesses

government... hmm... after God, na government, fear government my people, they can play people like football and play with people like baby dolls.
they can change it for you anyhow you want it.
hmm... i hail o.

Factfinder1:
Of what economic importance was the visit?

ask the gods or your ancestors.

feelgoodstuffs:
Are they the New Psquare? Do they have any hit song?

SMH

Riele:
what is DNA?...
is it a name of a person

No, its a title of an animal.

NaijaMutant:

Eniola Akinkuotu, Abuja

Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo has halted his visits to markets nationwide to promote the Trader Moni scheme, The PUNCH has learnt.

Osinbajo, it was learnt, has not toured any state to promote Trader Moni in the last one month.

However, checks by The PUNCH showed that the programme was still on.


Trader Moni is an initiative of the Federal Government, through Bank of Industry and Government Enterprise and Empowerment Programme.

The programme is part of the Federal Government social intervention aimed at funding micro business in the country through soft loans beginning from N10, 000.

The programme was launched in August while the Vice-President began his tour in Osun State on September 3, 2018, barely three weeks to the Osun State governorship election.


At the first tour, Osinbajo was accompanied to Iwo Market by the Governor of Osun State, Rauf Aregbesola; Dep. Governor of Osun State, Mrs Titilayo Laoye-Tomori; Oluwo of Iwo, Oba Abdulrasheed Akanbi; and other government officials.

The exercise was immediately branded as voter inducement because of its timing.

The Vice-President further took the tour to Lagos markets in company with the then All Progressives Congress governorship candidate, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, Governor Akinwunmi Ambode, and other APC stalwarts.

He visited over 20 states thereafter during the countdown to the polls.

Osinbajo on some occasions combined his tour of markets with door-to-door campaigns where he met with people and asked them to vote for the APC.

Members of the opposition, as well as Transparency International, described the exercise as voter inducement.


The chairman of the anti-corruption organisation, Awwal Rafsanjani, noted that the initiative was an “official use of public funds in the name of TraderMoni to actually induce voters.”

He added, “It was not done three years ago. It was only started close to election time. So, the allegation by many Nigerians that this is clearly a case of vote buying using public funds are not true.


https://punchng.com/osinbajo-suspends-trader-moni-tour/

Osinbajo the professional scammer, a specialist in public deception and a legendary errand boy. what a shame, a so called man of God.

BluntBoy:


Slap a colonel? Seems like you don't know how it goes in the army.

A simple disaffection or tension can result into a mutiny that may see the general and Dangote silenced forever.

you don't know what is happening, wake up brother, you will know better.

Islie:



http://dailypost.ng/2019/03/19/ajimobi-apc-reveal-plans-sack-oyo-governor-elect-seyi-makinde/

frustration will soon lead to depression.
pride comes before destruction.
that's what happens when you thought you were God.

kolafolabi:
He should not wear it to Army Barracks..Cos dem go don beat am wella before dem know say na Kiss Daniel

you are a novice, Dangote can slap a colonel and get away with it when even 1 General is dining at his mansion.

Oxb90:
you are not alone

but the much respected and honored General Overseer Pastor E. A Adeboye is just silent.
Hmm God will help us in this nation

droptrend205:
Just few hours after vice president Osinbajo makes shocking Revelation of Buhari being poorer compared to 2015 when he got elected.

Ever since Osinbajo made the revelation Nigerians have taken their time speak their mind over the issue on ground.

Photos below :

Gist Via :- https://nairatrend.com.ng/nigerians-react-to-osinbajo-news-over-buhari-being-poorer-now-compared-to-2015/

my people abeg make u na no vex, on behalf of the V.P and his family, i say we are all sorry, and personally he (VP) is very much sorry he didn't mean what he said, he was only joking and he will sign undertaking that he will never play that kine play ever again with you all our good people.
he has done a stupid thing as a leader and he has now seen your reaction that you are not senseless like him.
and he is promising to stop being foolish and he will make amendment.
this statement is from the entire family of Osinbajo, thank you for your understanding.
make una just leave the idiot.

Raydos:
I know something like this is going to happen


I know Ronaldo can never win UCL in Juventus, FIFA won't allow that, Since he left Real Madrid he has been having problems upon problem

so you really know what FIFA wants or not, ha, that's very good o, so your grandfather works in FIFA or is it your daddy that is the general secretary of FIFA ni.
guy abeg just no talk again.

AdsenseSnow:


We are winning that as well man

yes sir, anything you say na boss, since you are the Almighty alpha and omega na.