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TRUST NIGERIA AT YOUR OWN RISK OOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The bread is certified.

But shouldn't an intelligent body make available the scientific basis for why this bread can last for so long?

Dimwits.

You can't be eating good food, knowing your mother and father and siblings are starving. So I hope this is NOT what he means by "be stingy" to your direct family members.

I hope not.

Larryleibnitz:
Capital "NO" you aren't financially boiyant urself, ur mum was irresponsible by sometimes having money and spending it on herself while she want to use all of u to lighting her burden so she can live soft life.
I have a sister like dat too, an asshole too.
Ur happiness and convinience comes first.
If u're in need will she be there for you? Think again.

The best comment here so far!

This OP's mother is likely a narcissist. I just pity OP.

He's so conditioned that he can't even say NO, or see there's a problem in being used by an irresponsible mother.

Most of all, you're sending money EVERY WEEK?

I'm only able to send ONCE A MONTH, yet I am feeling the pain.

And now, even though sometimes you still look for food, and still send home to your mom, then to another person he mentioned... AND YOU STILL WANT TO ADD ANOTHER MOUTH TO YOUR BURDEN...

No wahala.

OP, body go tell you.

You better wake up and get wiser before it's too late.

WETIN YOU DEY TALK?

Me that recently discovered my blood sugar is now 6.5. Officially pre-diabetic.

No be person tell me to stop bread.

Been a month plus now since I stopped. And as soon as I stopped, my body started craving sugar.

Showed how addicted my body was to sugar.

Now I'm working to reverse my blood sugar levels.

STOP NOW WHILE IT'S STILL EARLY OOOOOOO.

EXPRESSSMAN:
But you know that you were talking theory. I practice what you said, and I know that it is not what you would suggest a newbie to do. You have to take your time to learn first. Creating a website is not something you learn in one day. To run a Facebook ad is not a day thing. Then writing copy, creating a hot product, and the many processes that go with what you just said in five minutes do not work like that.
What you said is good, but I don't think you are doing it. You only read about it.

If only you knew who is behind this account. Bragging is not the goal. But only if you knew. (Which is why I still have some regard for Nairaland, coz I can always protect my identity)

A LOT of "make money with infoproducts" are out there. So I can understand your intention.

But whether I know what I'm saying or not, you totally missed the part where I said this: All this is assuming you know even just a little bit of copywriting and about all that I mentioned above. If you don't know anything about it, either go and learn, or find someone to create the digital product, write your sales letter and run the ads for you.

So if I said that, then maybe... just MAYBE... I know what I'm doing brother.

My mouth is fine.

See your brain. If you don't know, you don't know.

If you want to know, simply ask.

And if you know, simply give him your own way. But don't be stupid for nothing.

Revealpanda:
See your mouth.
He'll burn a that money on ds before makes even 20k

Pull out N500,000 and start a digital product. Keep the rest N1m.

Step 1: Buy a domain name and hosting. This should cost you N10,000 - N15,000 total (go for a .com.ng domain). Buy hosting for a month or for a quarter.
Step 2: Create an information product on a hot topic and package it up either as a PDF or as a course. This will cost you N0 (zero) naira.
Step 3: Create your landing page and write a sales letter. Cost = N0 (zero) naira (except you pay someone to do it for you)
Step 4: Launch a Facebook ad to promote your product. The bulk of your money will go into running ads.
Step 5: Sit back, relax and watch your daily profit coming in, until you take home more than the salary you make in a whole year.

So if your target for this month, is to make N1m, divide that N1m by (for example)... N5000 (the price you're selling your ebook)... and that means you need to sell 2000 copies of your digital product. And since you're running Facebook ads and with a good budget set aside for your expenses.. then believe me... 2000 people will be easy to reach and your N1million will be a small thing to achieve.

NOTE: All this is assuming you know even just a little bit of copywriting and about all that I mentioned above. If you don't know anything about it, either go and learn, or find someone to create the digital product, write your sales letter and run the ads for you.

Want something new? Send me a msg. I'm currently in Abuja.

superCleanworks:
gather his family and friends and behead him with a blunt cutlass right in front of them so the message will spread very fast

Bro please I sent you an email. I need to ask you about an old post of yours. It's just an email abeg. Please I'll be expecting a reply. I had to login with this old account just to send you this message. Please treat as urgent. Thank you bro.

P.S: Better still here's my email in case Naira land sent nothing to you. Thank you so much.

w3angel@gmail.com

remi1444:
would love to see this alter ego. any link to download it?

It's on Netflix Nigeria.

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In the storms of life, a CANOE won't get you anywhere.

That's why a SHIP is built.

Therefore, with these few points of mine, I hope I can convince you that RELATIONSHIP is far better than RELATIONCANOE.

On a serious note: Relationships are hard. Yet, what do you think life is really all about? If a bullet from an angry gun misses your heart by inches, and you know that could have been your last breath, what are the thoughts that will run through your mind?

I'm sure one of them (or probably the only one) would be, you wish you were patient enough to endure, bear and love that girl that truly loved you.

And if you were heartbroken, so what?

Who says there is only ONE person in the world for you?

There is no ONE person. There is only ONE RIGHT person.

Sit down in your CANOE and think upon these words...

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ONE REALLY SIMPLY SIGN? - He doesn't act interested in you.

Love ya!

First and foremost it is not a problem. It is a preference and believe me it is psychological. Perhaps you were aroused in the early stages of your childhood by an older women who may have excited you enough to register the experience in your sub-conscious memory bank.

On the other hand, older women really are interesting, exciting and fun to be with to younger men. Apart from the purpose of payment-for-intimacy motive, older women come bundled with a lot of experience and patience to give and receive love. Also the prospect of conquering a woman older than themselves is another whole thrill for younger guys who love to attract older women.

All in all, take time to discover your own reason(s) for wanting older women and then decide if you want to go into a long-term relationship culminating in marriage with an older lady or if it is going to be a short-term thing culminating in a fling or affair.

Just stay within the boundaries of your conscience dear. Love ya!

You must be pretty - and I mean pretty - to be too hot to resist. Sadly, some men lack enough self-control and sense of responsibility to do the right thing.

You do get advances from decent guys. I may have seen you once or twice (in my dreams) but I think you are the one trying to be selective of the kind of "decent" man you want. Just be sure of the 3 top character traits you want so that man fishing for you will be a whiff!

Cheers babe!

IF a guy and a girl are dating, there will exist some level of commitment between them, even if not consciously, but subconsciously. Therefore, the girl was wrong to have done what she did. The boyfriend had the right to do what he did. You all will agree with me that if the guy and the girl were just friends, then the story would be different.

I believe this case only calls for us to be more responsible and respectful to the ones we "say" we love and are committed to. Cheers people!

Everybody's got their own individual style and unique way of expression. Therefore I shouldn't have any right to criticize his style, ok guys.

On the other hand, I've come to analyze that hit songs have all got a pattern. You use it, your songs seduce people. Khalifa did that, so let him shine in the glory!

Let it go guys!!!

I'm surprised no one's answered you yet.

Well, I respect the fact that coming from Namibia, you appreciate our music. The song you heard has definitely got to be WACOMZY's "Celebrate" hit single, okay?

Cheers!

@MzD@rkskin I'm on YIM. Let's talk abt dis.

MzD@rkSkin:
Let me clean those bi-focals please!

If I were a super genius and knew what it took, I'd create either a nuke bomb or a "one time only" pill the could cure all of terminal ailments! Depends on my opinion of humanity @ the time. (Not trying to win your affection, just being honest besides I'm "married" to 190).

Not a bad answer for a sassy nerd, but one quick piece of advice - never accuse a guy of trying to hit on you when he's innocent. You could break his heart even before you become friends at all. I find you interesting and attractive - not "marriageable". Don't push it. Well, I like your answer. Thought-provoking. Did the question really give you a hard time thinking about , or it was somewhere locked away in the crevices of your mind?

@Dyt, u said what u said but it is nice to know people like u still exist. The world has twisted the definition of "nice" to many other variations. Why shouldn't I find it rare? Women like you deserve the best men out there to appreciate your virtue. I really pray u cross paths with "Mr Best Right".

Dunno if it's weird but I enjoy being with ladies. And consequently I have so many of them around me. No no, don't think where you're going - I don't break hearts. I just mend more than I can handle.

Dyt:
I m nice 2 a fault

Sounds like a full-blown lie cherie, but I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. I mean, I expressed myself, so why the hell can't you? But if you mean what you say, then truly I want to know you better.

Beync:
I get excited at hearing the sound of any of my favourit musics, sometimes i wonder if i can live in a world without  music. sometimes i found maself singin and dancing in my world
Secondly, My Looks,sometimes i look extraordinary beautiful, sometimes i look ok.
Again sometimes am open to conversations sometimes i find myself mute

You're just fine darling!

MzD@rkSkin:
@angel0v3 Spot on! I've met some personalities on myspace, facebook and what have but NOTHING LIKE I have on NL. For one thing is character Mr.Cork ALWAYS brightens my day @ work lol.  As for the "party" sounds. . .nice  lol. btw Einstein was my mother's uncle's dad's granfather's mom's cousin 

I just discovered that the way you combine being so nerdy and being so sassy at the same time is trying to get me looking at your way with romantic goggles. Well, just do your best to stop being weird on purpose. Anyway, do let me ask you one question: if you had 1 hour to live and you had like more super brains than u may currently have, what last invention would you create to benefit you or others around you?

TIP: Think hard coz your scores in my head vastly depend on your answer, alright?