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Eeeyaaa

He lost count

Chicagoesontop:
But it's true

Very much true

ityP:
I rented the camera already. I'm still struggling with feelings of inadequacy when I'm around them. You may not understand sha

The feeling is normal, but you gats to brace up. My brother, see eeh, you will regret it more( that you have something doing and you never made use of it while in school)when you graduate.. University no be who first graduate oo. Even, I'll suggest you open a mini studio, find a make up artist, you guys should combine and start doing something creative with your camera, thereby raising money for yourself. In future, you surely see that you never wasted any moment of your life.

Oga, dress up neatly, carry your camera go do business joor. Induction wey everywhere dey full, wey you suppose go cover the occasion, na em you dey house dey cry?

Erediauwa:
The monkey-post I played some weeks ago, left me gasping for breath, some attributed it to lack of stamina, while some say it's loss of fatigue, but I know that I am not going to the field anytime soon. My life nor be N5 buns wen I go use take play.


Rest Peacefully "Coutinho"

But why did they use that picture for his Obituary poster nah?

Bahddo:
bad guys don't get stuck in the friendzone. That's for nice guys.

Na who do that research?

ashewoboy:
ladies don't have sense. this is the type of guy she should date. no. she will date the bad guy who will phuck her very well. stupid girls. ladies stop going for guys that you like.go for guys that like you. ladies don't learn. stupid girls.


she has friendzoned this guy now. guys stop going for ladies that you like. go for ladies that like you.

What if the guy is a bad guy!

Arghhhh

qualityovenbake:
The reason politicians often lie is because the public doesn't want to hear the truth. People want to hear what they want to hear.

What is it that we want to hear? That Apapa gridlock can't be handled or what?

AngelicBeing:
Chai, this is serious, could this be as a result of over speeding, driving under the influence of substance abuse, bad roads or karma, life is a mystery, you don't choose how / where / when you are born( country & parents) and you also don't know How/ time / date you will depart this world

Na over speeding, what else?

Happy birthday to me and my twin sister!

Until you cum on top her breast, that's when you will know what to do, leave her ooo!!

nwanneni:
e ma otu anyi si eme na.
No time!
If you carry am come my side,I go chop o!

Udo di

nwanneni:
depends on who visits.
I could either offer champagne,malt,beer etc...
Why?wanna visit?

Agu nwoke!

nwanneni:
Yoy don't go visiting to a house that can offer you Malta as cola and begin to demand ace of spades champagne

So what do you , yourself offer when one visits you nwanneni?

chiommy123:
This one is lost and can't be found

AwkaetitiBabe:
Its simply stupid you just met someone and making such demands. As in what's the basis for such a demand?

The op got dumped not too long ago, pity his perceived money can't even make her stay. Silly misogynistic fool. To think his hometown is even close to mine... Age has nothing to do with maturity indeed.

Please e never reach to insult him, sorry ma!

This life ehhhh...

nwanneni:
maybe you should up your game a little so that little things won't sound impossible to you

How will I up my game Mr Smooth guy? And even if I do, somethings will still be sounding impossible to me like this your post!
I see Una table, well done bro!

AwkaetitiBabe:
Here to read lies o. Cos I can't imagine making demands on a first date! Unless you don't like the guy and wanna chase him off

Nne m ooo,not even a date, just mere wedding and dropping off, she don dey ask for Dubai and shopping? Some people suppose dey receive slap when dem dey lie!

9jaRealist:
Weren’t they both single when they met?
If you are the kind of person that would drop all your single friends once you get married, you were never a real friend to begin with.
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Not dropping them, but I'll distant myself. No matter how you want to see it, my dear within ourselves, we know things will always go wrong. Men matter is different. Man can go out with his single friends but will never forget home, it's unless there's more. But a woman, hmmmm, we too dey lost! What advice would a single lady give a married woman? What even advice will a married woman give a single lady?

Sometimes, I wouldn't know what a single lady will be doing with a married woman. What type of relationship/friendship are they even keeping?

How people pretend na ha achoghi ihe oma baffles me. They see hushpuppy wearing Gucci,they start shouting vanity upandan, while they want such things by all means. Imagine nwunye president ihe oyi? Ka m mechie onu maka na anuru m na ndi nyopu n'ozi na nairaland!

Material nke a amakazi!

Nigerian lecturers are just good at frustrating students. No be say dem sabi teach kwanu..

Ndi oma na excess money....

JasonScoolari:
Dear ngwababe,

Can you see what I am talking about?

Jason is just getting started.

Jason dear, please take it easy on them

Fine boy na fine boy

No be everybody Una suppose dey mob na.....

JasonScoolari:
Don't join those hypocrites.

I believe you were in this country when they called GEJ an ineffectual buffoon and called his wife a shepopotamus? I am only returning the favours.

okay I won't join them!