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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Avoid Marrying Ladies Above 35 by Nicepoker(m): 10:30pm On Oct 23, 2023
A lady above 35 should be considered as an ancestral being already.
Car Talk › Re: Who Can Explain What Happened To This Tyre?? (SEE PHOTO) by Nicepoker(m): 10:21pm On Oct 23, 2023
The tyre is suffering from multiple boils.
Romance › Re: Why Is Female's Toilet Dirtier Than Male's Toilet? by Nicepoker(m): 10:19pm On Oct 23, 2023
Women have two exit holes. One emit acid the other hole releases toxic gases. grin
Romance › Re: Do These Investigations Before You Marry Her by Nicepoker(m): 10:16pm On Oct 23, 2023
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
guy you still de. Long may you reign.
Romance › Re: She Suck My Prick I Quickly Removed It Put Inside Her Toto by Nicepoker(m): 11:03pm On Oct 22, 2023
Who gave birth to something like this grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Arrested After Faking Heart Attack In 20 Restaurants To Avoid Paying Bill by Nicepoker(m): 6:47pm On Oct 21, 2023
Kenmatt:
On a serious note, "Onyibo" people think they have water tight security system but on a factual note, they do n't.

To beat their security structure, you don't even need to think much, imagine this Luth Man succeeded in this very act twenty times, you can't do this three times here in Naija.

Someone will be entering Train in many occasions to and from without making payment but with just a simple trick.
your first paragraph is extremely funny. Their security architecture is top notch
Family › Re: was I Wrong In Wanting To End Friendship With My Friend? by Nicepoker(m): 12:05am On Oct 21, 2023
Go give birth to your kids so they can assist you.
Travel › Re: Confidence Ogar Enya, Cross River University Graduate Dies In Auto Crash by Nicepoker(m): 6:50pm On Oct 20, 2023
Stanweezy:
Is it Unical or Unicross, even at that both name still funny


RIP young chap
Unicross. Formally cross river university of technology.
Politics › Re: Rep Proposes N250,000, N.5m, N1m Salaries For Primary, Secondary, Varsity Teache by Nicepoker(m): 3:54pm On Oct 20, 2023
thatigboman:
who will pay? is it states that have refused to pay minimum wage of N35,000 that will pay primary school teacher N250,000 and secondary N500, 000 and university N1,000,000?
if they want this to be achievable, education should be moved to the Exclusive list. let only FG handle education matters.
The same FG that is managing to pay salaries?
Romance › Re: What Is The Current Price For Short Time In Lagos by Nicepoker(m): 9:27pm On Oct 17, 2023
Obainoman6:
It's very simple bro,
Now listen from yaba bustop enter bus to Anthony 300 naira, from Anthony enter bus to new garage 150, now from new garage you can trek to nine nine brothel its close, actually they have ban keke or okada from going there so its like four streets away, just ask any guyman there say nine nine everybody knows it
Analysis to path way of destruction
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Afraid Of Sleeping At A Woman’s House? by Nicepoker(m): 9:20pm On Oct 17, 2023
A Laddie's apartment is defined as a space being set up and put in shape by the contributive efforts of different MEN.



Sleeping in such a place you have a slim chance of waking up to see a brand new day.
Romance › Re: HILARIOUS RESPONSE: Can You Sacrifice Your Life To Save Your Wife by Nicepoker(m): 10:06am On Oct 16, 2023
Thats a very useless ambition.
Romance › Re: The Zimbabwean Footballer Who Lost Everything by Nicepoker(m): 10:03am On Oct 16, 2023
If I were his elder brother I will assist him to get back on his feet. But if I am his junior. I will make sure the whole community tie him down and flog that demon inside him to come out.
Romance › Re: Life Is No Longer Worth Living For Me by Nicepoker(m): 9:55am On Oct 16, 2023
Next na to put girl belly. Airforce1 jnr. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Transformer Explodes In Plateau Community, Many Feared Dead by Nicepoker(m): 9:20pm On Oct 14, 2023
Rtk4:
Please ignore the news... Nepa brought a very high current which caused many houses to burn. The people who lost their lifes where caught up in the inferno of their various houses... That's where i stay.
high voltage rather.
Business › Re: I&E Window Records $53.02m Turnover After CBN Lifts Forex Ban by Nicepoker(m): 7:14pm On Oct 14, 2023
DeLaRue:
Now that the banned goods have been restored, the government should now focus on increasing funding to the I & E market/window, so that those who need foreign currency for serious business/purpose are well served.

If people want to exchange naira for dollars at N5000 to $1 on the black market, it is up to them. Government has no control over that market.
what is the country exporting that will bring in the dollars. The crude oil has even been sold up front.
Crime › Re: Residents Filmed Scooping Fuel From A Fallen Tanker In Lagos by Nicepoker(m): 6:24am On Oct 13, 2023
wrongnumber:
It's diesel not fuel
Is diesel not fuel?
Politics › Re: Shocking: See The Nigerian Food I Bought For #200 In Portharcourt (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 8:31pm On Oct 12, 2023
Fufu is locally produced. Do you know what it takes to produced fufu. Do you know what it takes to plant cassava from stem to maturity? Cost of diesel and petrol I hope you didn't factor that in.
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With Girls That Chat Like This by Nicepoker(m): 6:34am On Oct 12, 2023
pansophist:
Ask her to send her account number that you want to surprise her, then watch how she turns to a writer instantly.

Many of the pains people suffer are self-imposed. Her actions have told you everything you need to know, but you're enduring her lack of reciprocity and disinterest, refusing to see it for what it is.

Stop infusing your bias on things that is as clear as sunlight. I like like lions, but I see the beast for what it is, it will eat me for breakfast.

So because you like her, if she treat you anyhow, don't let your likeness for her distort your logic, or to see kerosene as fuel. Being in love and being dumb are not the same.
kerosene is fuel nah.
Romance › Re: As A Lady Once You Reach This Level Marriage Is Not For You by Nicepoker(m): 11:33pm On Oct 10, 2023
tafabaloo:
Lols...some men like them plum and well rounded.
Rest. We have heard grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Mothers Hate Harry Potter Movies by Nicepoker(m): 7:54pm On Oct 10, 2023
Diagon alley. grin
Romance › Re: My Nigerian Babe Refused To Collect The Money I Gave To Her by Nicepoker(m): 7:42pm On Oct 10, 2023
You better get her registered in a rehab. She is not ok grin
Crime › Re: Police Rescue Robber After Mob Set Him On Fire For Snatching Phone (photos) by Nicepoker(m): 5:32pm On Oct 10, 2023
This guy has been to hell and back grin
Romance › Re: Should I End The Relationship Or What Is The Best Approach. by Nicepoker(m): 2:46pm On Oct 10, 2023
Op move this topic to crime section first.
Romance › Re: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by Nicepoker(m): 6:44am On Oct 10, 2023
No wonder lots of unproductive women are roaming around.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Six Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Uyo by Nicepoker(m): 1:54am On Oct 10, 2023
How on earth is calabar ITU road in uyo L.G.A.
Romance › Re: Did I Simp For This Girl (pics) by Nicepoker(m): 10:54pm On Oct 09, 2023
You are a bit better than airforce1. grin
Politics › Re: What Is The PHCN Situation In Your Area? by Nicepoker(m): 10:25pm On Oct 09, 2023
SirLakes:
Una never serious grin

With 4,000 mega watt wey una dey generate abi transmit since 1960, una still dey do comparison of who get light and who no get.

Damn!! Nigerians are so stupid grin grin
They are given bread crumbs. And they feel a loaf had been given to them. Very stupid comments mehn.
Food › Re: The plantains I bought #1000 and how I prepared it. by Nicepoker(m): 4:39pm On Oct 08, 2023
ahnie:
He's truly buying them from the west.
Jist be careful. Even in the west here plantains ain't that cheap. Ask where exactly he is getting it. Not just the west.
Food › Re: The plantains I bought #1000 and how I prepared it. by Nicepoker(m): 8:45pm On Oct 07, 2023
ahnie:
He buys from the west in bulk according to him,to resell to us
you and that your vendor will be arrested someday. Keep posting for more evidence.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Duping POS Operator In Ogun by Nicepoker(m): 6:39pm On Oct 07, 2023
Dinner is served. grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins His 2nd Player Of The Month Award In Saudi League (Pix) by Nicepoker(m): 6:55pm On Oct 06, 2023
Pandev:
Wetin them play today?
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