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joseph1832:
And who will do the shedding of blood, you? LOL. Once again, stop talking tough bro.

It's all hypothetical of course. My son will never attend a Nigerian school, and never be flogged by a Nigerian teacher. And I will never be forced to take matters into my own hands, and seek a bloody retribution.

But I hope you're naive enough to think that it couldn't happen to you. I know you're a teacher, and I genuinely hope that you go around beating children at your place of employment with impunity. I honestly hope that one day you beat the wrong child of the wrong parent. I just hope you don't ask him to 'quit talking tough' when he comes with his boys for his pound of flesh.

joseph1832:
Quick talking tough dude.

The ways of adults are far different than the ways of kids.

Thankfully my boy will never have to endure the barbaric educational system in Nigeria.

But if he did, and something like this happened, blood would be shed....it's not tough talking. It's just fact.

imagrg:
I'm the VP of a public secondary school. We know the problems of delinquency in children. The teachers who did that to her are not mad and they are parents too. That girl must have contravene school rules. Disciplinary measures in school include flogging, but not to maim a child. Most parents take sides with their children on matters of discipline and even assault the teacher for correcting the child. It is even more embarrassing to observe that people make sarcastic comments on this issue. We flog our children at home when they go wrong. Spare the cane and spoil the child!

If you ever inflicted this babaric mentality on my child, I would gun you down.

What gives you the right to beat anybody's child?

When you go out on the streets of Lagos or whatever city you live in, and meet someone who is rude to you, do you whip out your cane and flog them too?

I hope that you carry this 'spare the rod' bs to to the wrong quarters one day....Then you will be begging that the parent's spare the bullet, but it will be too late

chic2pimp:
Nihillist

Did you see my boys tonight? Gutsy performance from my lads. Eddie Jones has made an amazing difference to what is pretty much Stuart Lancaster's team.

Swing Low Sweet Chariot!

Well...

Onimaro Itoje. That is all.

I dont thnk England played particularly well this year especially against France who were just crap, but with Itoje and Vinupola jnr being in such unstoppable form, i'm not really suprised that England were sneaking wins upanddan. I don't thank Foxy Farrell missed even a single penalty or conversion.

Kudos to Eddie jones though..the guys look kinda different under him....though I wonder if that's simply because of Maro

Nice One OP

I'm also loving my S7 here...the screen is amazing

AdeLaNa1:
Oga stop flip flppping all over the thread like a pregnant woman in labor. I did not come here to call anyone a liar. I only asked u to clarify on why u would call the Ligue 1 inferior and later claim Zlatan is a top striker bcoz he's

Like I said earlier I am responsible for what I type, not what you understand.

In the previous conversation, you stated that Zlatan had achieved more than Rooney ever will.

They are both league winners, but I highlighted the simple fact that the leagues that Ibra has won are ranked inferior to EPL thus Lessening the scope of his 'achievements'

Rooney also has UCL while Ibra doesn't.

In the same discussion I was very clear that Ibra is the better player, just that he has definitely not achieved more than Rooney

Unfortunately you understood that as ' Zlatan is Mediocre'

It's your own fault that your brain isn't advanced enough to tell the difference between banger and gunshot

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! Speaking of comprehension skills, i think that search party u were organising earlier should be used to locate ur senses first. So that u can fully comprehend where i'm coming from with this.

If you die a catholic, I'm pretty sure you would be crowned the patron saints of m0r0ns.

I dont want to bore everybody here with ancient history, but this was my conclusion to that discussion on that most unfortunate of days

Nihilist:
Zlatan obviously....but that was not the point. The only thing in contention here is your statement that 'Zlatan has achieved more than Rooney ever will'.

Zlatan is a career local champion of inferior leagues. Rooney is a multiple champion of a league consistently ranked superior to 3 of the 4 leagues that Zlatan has 'achieved' in. Rooney is also a European Champion.

Make of that what you will.

Anyone with slightly more cerebral capacity than a rhesus monkey, can easily see the context of my posts from that closing statement alone.

Coming from someone who says A only to come out and Say B few months later, i think i can finally conclude that on a scale of 1-10, Mertesacker can run faster than ur Brain when it processes information....

You're not even clever enough to try and come up with original or even coherent lines. What does 'on a scale of 1-10, mertesacker can run faster than blah blah blah' even mean? You must think that you are discussing you you fellow miscreants under the bridge. You are so dumb, if your head was used for voodoo, the yield would be in cowries. If you were donated to science, you would be returned with thanks and a gift voucher. You are living proof of the law of diminishing returns -the more you speak, the less intelligent you appear

And i do recall saying that "Barring the one UCL medal that Rooney has", Zlatan has achieved more in football than Rooney would ever will. But i dont expect u to remember that tho even if u read it with ur own two eyes seeing as its cold fufu that's stuffed into that Amoeba shaped head of urs....

I am responsible for what I type, not what you comprehend. Can you reproduce a post where I explicitly said that, or even implied such?
Nihilist never has to lie or flipflop. Nihilist ALWAYS stands by what he says. If anything, it's clear to everyone here how you're the one who has been switching positions faster than you switch your dirty underwear.

CFCman:
Guys, which 4 teams will advance to the UCL semis?

For me, it's obviously going to be Real Madrid, Barca, PSG and Bayern.

I'll be rooting for PSG

Madrid of Life.

All the Way. I just need Ororo to get one last platinum plaque, then fvck the game, lesser mortals can have it back.

AdeLaNa1:
U had this to say about Zlatan few months back...



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I hate how people like you like to quote posts out of context either out of ignorance or a lack of understanding. Obviously Zlatan is a flat track bully, and HAS built a career out of dominating weaker opposition....In much the same way Cristiano Ronaldo has....but this does not make them mediocre. I understand that you may not necessarily be able to comprehend this, but that isn't really a surprise.

But now, story has changed. U now sing songs of how he has scored 27 goals in the same inferior Ligue 1 as a criteria for Chelsea possibly signing him.

Again, I said no such thing. Like I said to Ollah1, I did not discuss why Chelsea should sign Ibra. I only asked why Ibra was described as 'mediocre'

But i get it tho. Its ok to dismiss the stats once the argument dont favor u. Na so una dey roll for this thread.

Do you actually know how to read? I was the one who posted Ibrahimovic's excellent goal record as proof that he is a top tier striker. How do you actually get through life with such terrible comprehension skills? Your life is a miracle!

Lool! And he calls me the hypocrite!!

Jesus! Where did I call you that? You might need to sit on your hands bro, cos those fingers definitely move faster than your brain.

You are a hypocrite though, cos in that same discussion you pulled my post from, you were the one who clearly stated that Rooney would flop in Ligue 1 and stated that 'Zlatan had achieved more than Rooney ever will'. If you actually have the decency or decorum to reproduce the full conversation and put my higlighted posts in question, your hypocrisy would be laid bare to the public. I would have said your idiocy would be exposed, but that horse bolted a long long time ago....

ollah1:
Calm down ur nerves dude. Why wld ibra be a topic of discussion? Do u have to purchase a top quality striker before u fight on all fronts? U mentioned all those names but left out Auba, Morata, Dybala.

A Lukaku would even do better in the Chelsea squad than ibra.

I wasn't discussing who Chelsea should buy....I'm only putting you to task on your statement that Ibra is mediocre....

Why is Ibra mediocre to you?

ollah1:
Exactly why I didn't reply

You didn't reply because you would have been unable to come up with anything sensible

There's virtually no opposition to Bayern in the Bundesliga and the quality outside the top 2 could at best be described as average....Lewandowski's 24 league goals could be described as mediocre by your faulty logic.

Zlatan is one of the Top 6 strikers in the world today...The Others being MSN, Lewandowski and Aguero.

If you have any fact based opinions on why this is not the case, you should share them....otherwise move to the sidelines and suck your thumb.

AdeLaNa1:
In Ligue 1?? Lmao. Even Rooney will hit the 30 goal mark for the first time in his career if he plays for PSG!!

Ibrahimovic us topping the ligue 1 goal charts with 27 goals

Cavani is in 2nd place with 14.

I will organise a search party to locate your point...

bigkesh:
One day they are telling us stat don't tell the true picture,on another they are celebrating stat.......
You might be right about your eyes though, One day all they see is stat on another they don't see stats

The ibra that an Iva- Cahill combo kept quiet until Cavani came on and showed sharpness Ibra never did over the 2 legs......
Ibra scored a Tap-in,Not like he dribbled any of Iva or Cahill........
Lukaku and Ibra were both involve in 2 goals,we know who really troubled our defence .....

Ibra thats not faster than Cahill....Not once did Ibra trouble Cahill......
He had to join the midfield and do the easy short passes just to cover the fact that he can't trouble Cahill

Except for when he ran away from Cahill to assist the first goal...or scored the second with Cahill on his backside

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If you had argued that Ibra is not a good signing based on his potential extortionate wages, his lack of resale value, or his over-inflated ego potentially causing dressing room schisms, then Nihilist would be nodding is head in agreement.

Claiming that Ibra is not a good signing due to a decline in talent is just an exercise in 'she-no-kuku-fine-anywayism'

ollah1:
When we talk about mediocrity in the EPL, the fans get angry like an hungry pit bull. Ibra at his old age said he won't be extending his contract and automatically all EPL top teams especially the London clubs are in line to acquire his services.


This is an old man past his peak and should be considering retiring or playing a less active football in a lowly club or league buh mehn ne EPL be his destination.


He will further do damages when he plays against city since its an EPL club.


Mediocrity at its peak

What exactly is Mediocre about 35 goals and 14 assists in all competitions this season though?

bigkesh:
IBRA?? No abeg.......
What will he offer?? His movement is slow and he has lost the No 9 touch.....
Except we want to play 2 CFs

I could have sworn I saw him score one and assist another at Stamford Bridge only a couple of days ago....

My eyes just aren't the same these days though, so I may be wrong...

Griffon:
Man I wont mind dealing Pato + £20m for Ibra.

I've got a question, is it really necessary to have directors of football?

A pal of mine who is a fellow blue was writing on his blog and he had this to say:

"For me, splitting personnel and playing is downright weird; can there really be a strict line btw what a coach/manager and a GM/director of footballer does? After all, by far the biggest part of the team is the players, players who will carry out a manager's vision.

Surely that manager knows who those players need to be? By the time you become a manager, you've been living, breathing and sleeping football talent for decades."

So why do we need the Emenalos and Sabatini of these world? Shouldn't Conte be in charge of our signings?

Cc: Nateevs, Nihilist, FBS, et al your views are needed.

The simple answer is corporate interests.

Theres a lot more money in the game now than ever before in the history of the sport: A lot more to win, and a lot more to lose.

Given the historically transient nature of the manager's job, it makes sense that the club has some control over the kind of players they recruit.

It is better that a club has a a vision and preferred style, and continues to recruit players to fit this parameters, than to have successive managers with different philosophies recruiting different kind of players, and resulting in a a squad that doesn't fit or gel...

That is at least the argument for a DoF on paper.

Whether it works in practice is a different story.

Doesn't this still count as a loss?

DJ give me Orobokibo there

sleekdot:
Thanks Doc

You would need to pay attention to those people who would be coming to your clinic from the prevalent bad belle now

Especially Dadehmola nihilist and co

Shift make I hear word bro....

Oh Gosh!

*Unfollows thread*

Can we at least get a consolation groove here?

Mschewwwwwww

This Juve are just useless

So Bayern Coach can't give a rousing Pep talk or what?

Did anybody see that Fool Giroud?

Fired shot and ran away

Odunharry:
Thinking which food go make sense for boys

I'm on a diet sir.....

afrodoc2:
Hmmm wise words Mazi. It is our elders that say when the Iroko tree falls to the ground then the lion in the Savannah must have met with the tiger in the jungle.

- Lord Lugard,1774

Sleekdot: Pep, what's the score?

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Thiago: "Egbon Pep, Dayo said that you are the world's best coach"

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I'm gonna straff those hoes like...

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Every year was a (mis)hit...
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When he saw the hoes on Sleekdot's contact list....and then Dayo confirmed they were coming...
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....Pelu Coconut Drinks

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