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Mr Honnah

Fake sis. Don't waste your money. I was invited last week. Na scam. They will say they have on-the-job training for two days and pummel you with 9 hours of lecture without break or even water. Then they'll ask you to pay 4800 for a 25-page manual you'd use for the job. They are very convincing. And they change company name. They seem to retain this their Chemline building everytime though. Don't go.

martobi:
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MrAnele:
I'm just here wondering... Wetin concern minister of power with Third mainland bridge?


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He's the Minister of Power, Works and housing. It is definitely very much his business

SheikhMuniru:
THIS ARE THE TYPE OF LADY DISGRACING ISLAM, WITH HIJAB SHE WENT TO MAN'S HOUSE NOW SEE WHAT HAPPEN TO HER, SHE IS NO MORE, TO OUR HAJIAS OUTSIDE THEIR, SAY NO TO MAN'S HOUSE VISITATION...I LOVE ISLAM

You are a fool if this is what you have to say. Ode radarada.

A whole human being died unjustly and you find it apt to blame her for going to a man's house. Ah! Bloody hypocrite. It's people like you that make me consider leaving Islam. Too judgmental, too holy, ITK. But I know it's ignorance of the faith that's killing you people. IDIOT

Hi.

I have been a Muslim from birth. I'm not a serious one anyway. But I do know Muslims who converted from Christianity and some have even asked me for advice.
One advice for you - be ready.

From the at least ten people I know who have converted, only one had it easy. His case is different because he has a lot of Muslims in his family already and some of his step brothers are even Muslims. All the others I know are women. All of them have had to go through fire. One had to change her faith back to Christianity because her father refused to pay her school fees or send her allowance.

The others have had similar experiences from being taken to deliverance for special prayer sessions, insults, boycott by people who were you friends and fellowship members, all sorts. How do they cope? They seek refuge with Allah; they seek succour in their new found family of Muslims; they read edifying Islamic literature; they take one step at a time without overwhelming or overburdening themselves with sects or overzealousness for ceremonial laws.

Bottom line is - you may find it easy (or not). While I am not serious, I do believe Islam is the path. Challenges will come. Be ready. Be steadfast. You are on the path.

Miss Abuja. She's stunning

I wonder though : how come a 7-year-old had a bra

It's not easy o. From doing all the work to being the one that shouldn't contribute to important decisions. But it has its perks sha. I get all the hand-me-downs plus I'm the one that doesn't have to dash anyone money.

Whenever we dream of the perfect partner, what comes to mind is some charming prince or Cinderella-like Princess that will sweep us off our feet. Only that the reality is often very different. How then do we know The One? Find out!

1. You are Happy Around Them: Do you find yourself just feeling happy at seeing that person for no reason at all? Then I tell you, you are already a winner in your quest for your life partner. Feeling happy is a sign that you love that special one and enjoy being with them .

2. You can Tolerate their Bad Habit: This is a huge one that many people ignore while dating. If you can that loud and smell fart, bad eating habit, dirtiness, bad dressing taste and overlook it and lovingly try to change your partner, then go darling! You have found the one. Think about it...does their character make up for all these bad habit and you think you can live with it or you keep considering how to change it? Lucky you! You have Found The One.

3. You Can Totally be Yourself Around Them: When you are with him, do you feel completely at ease without having to do unnecessary packaging? Forget it and stop that that "you are my brother" and "you are my sister" chant. Love doesn't get any better. If you can wear that old baggy, break bone shameless and do stuff you'd that are personally but you'd find uncomfortable doing with other people with them, that's The One. Go for it!

4. You Can Actually Picture a Future with Them in it: If you can imagine a life that person in it and feel at ease in your heart, then you have found the one. Can you see yourself raising children, waking up to see that person each day, walking to your worship centre with that person? Grab that dude/lady now.

5. They Can Do Anything for You and Vice-Versa: Sacrifices. That's what it's all about in the end. Do you feel your partner deserves to be given the world? Had that person sacrificed or is willing to do anything just to make you happy? What are you still waiting for? Go get that person now!

6. You think of Them as a Good Person: Trust me, this goes a long way. Do you see what that person does and think about what a kind and wonderful person he is? Does the way he treats other people make you wish he's all yours and wish that that heart love you completely with the same passion? He's yours baby!

7. You Look Beyond the Physical:Does that plain-faced girl and nerdy guy look more attractive to you than hot chic and dudes? You are in love dear. When you start to see the good in people rather than how good they look and wish they were yours, then he's the one.

8. They Make it Clear It's only You: When you are 1001% sure they are as faithful as it gets, then it's that person. No sneaky phone chats, they show you off to the world and are clear about what they want, then you are Their One. Go for it dear!

9. They Make You A Better Person: She was you feel like you are a better person in any way - spiritual, social, economic, physical just because of the one you are with, then that's the one. Does that person make you save or invest more? Do they encourage you to be nicer to other people? Or close to God? You have found the one.

Reader, I hope you find this useful.

I don't like people, I can't keep friends or like having boyfriends. Plus I'm terrible at expressing myself through any means asides writing. I don't know what to say to people when they say something witty. I feel all alone in gatherings

1/10. That one sef is dash just coz we know the light is still good, we no just dey see am

Here is mine from Ipaja, Lagos

ademasta:
Dear "ladies", where is thy "pride"?
Where are you getting it wrong?
Is this one of the bad sides of civilization?

Is Devil using you against men? So that God can regret ever created "man"?

No wonder "Vaseline" sells more than cocoa butter these days! (Vaseline crew)!
No wonder it is difficult finding 5 virgins in a group of twenty(20) 17 years old girls!

The question is, will "virginity" not have gone extinct in 50years time? Because biologically, "virginity" has now become an endangered species.

I totally disagree even though I like the message behind your post. I would have u know that even in the 60s, we had women who dressto school rather loosely too. My mother wore micro mini skirts in her teens because I've seen her old photos. Even when u check some street independence and pre-independence photos, you see such pictures. And it wasn't really considered indecency in cities like Lagos. Indecency is a relative concept.

Where do you think Oleku (fashion style) came from? It's short, isn't it. It came from a trending style in the late 80s and early 90s. So you see, no be today e start my brother

When we talk about celebrating student talent, it's people like AYODELE Shalom we have in mind. She writes:

"It took roughly 27 hours to complete this work. Done with Schneider Pens. The concept behind this piece is this...

Usually we meet people everyday, wealthy, well to do people. We love their present life and want to enjoy all the good things they enjoy too. We only see the fun in their lives. We never see the past pains and sacrifices they made to get to where they are. The black and white backdrop represents the sleepless nights on projects and Sacrifices, while the colourful pieces symbolises their present life (the one we envy).

In the real sense of it all...the colourful pieces is never complete without the black and white backdrop. My message to people from this is... "You don't just wake up to a successful life. Trust the process, it's worth it".

Lovely isn't it?

AYODELE SHALOM IS A 400 LEVEL STUDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSjyjoChlAx/

The National Association of University Students (NAUS) has awarded Dino Melaye with a prestigious "Senator of the Year" award despite the certificate scandal currently rocking the red chambers and the country at large.


The Senator representing Kogi West shared the good news via his Instagram account and captioned the picture, "thank you". Mixed reactions have trailed the news as fans took to the comment section congratulate or indict the controversial Senator:

"I pity the people you are representing. What a waste from Kogi!..."
"Congratulations sir. Don't mind people hating you.you will always overcome them. bless up sir.

"as long as you have enough money, the students will always sing your name...history will never forgive or forget you."

It would be recalled that the Senator claims to have earned seven degrees from prominent universities including London School of Economics and Harvard.

What do you think?

SOURCE: https://afaspressui./2017/04/06/​shocker-national-association-of-university-students-naus-awards-dino-melaye-senator-of-the-year/

Wonderful piece! I couldn't stop reading till the very end...I was particularly fascinated at his request to pay tax for all the men in Ịbadan. These are that kind of stories that we should always use to remind ourselves of the long lost golden past. We had great, humane people who cared. We still can.

Until exchange rate can go back to what it was pre-Buhari, they should let us hear word o...

TY BELLO shared some photos of Funky AKINDELE which she shot and they were Awesome!!! See photos after the cut
The beautiful photographer also wrote:WARRIOR: FUNKE 'JENNIFA' AKINDELE
I was really looking forward to Jennifa's shoot for @thisdaystyle .I figured I was just going to spend the entire session rolling on the floor with laughter.. Boy did she deliver.. she walked in with Jenifa in all her glory.. we laughed till water was coming out of our eyes ni.
But she also brought in Funke Akindele .. It will take more than ten women to do the work this woman does . I listened to her talk about upcoming projects with passion. He described the day she had before our shoot and I wondered how she was sitting so graceful in front of my camera at all. Funke Akindele deserves all our respect on top of the love we have for her.She's A super Smart . ..beyond Intelligent .. crazy Creative .. Nigerian human machine warrior . Beni!
Funke is making us laugh but she's not playing . She's putting food on countless tables and changing the terrain of culture one production at a time. She's a beautiful woman too and it's awesome to watch her glowing and absolutely in love . God bless JENIFA ..I DORF MY HART

Didn't you totally fall in love with the pictures tho?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSGK6Ajg7jl/

In this era of recession and corporate beggars...Nairaland is not the way forward o. Sorry about the loss of your money. I'm just a struggling student too. I really hope you find help. Peace

So after the midnight outburst and threat from Davido to sue The Punch Newspapers if they make any libelous publications, this still happened. I guess Davido must be in a very foul mood right now.


DAVIDO THREATENS PUNCH NEWSPAPERS OVER BABY MAMA SCANDAL

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Nigerian HipHop artiste, DAVIDO has threatened to sue The Punch Newspapers over a babymama controversy story supposed to come out today March 18th, 2017.
__The lady in question, Ayotomide Labinjo claimed that she and Davido had a little "something" twice when they met in Ịbadan. She tells the Punch that:

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“In February 2013, I met Davido at a club in Ịbadan... We only met twice in Ibadan and we slept together on both occasions. The third time I would see him again was when I and my mother went to his house in Lagos more than a year after the birth of the baby. He preferred to call me Enitan because that is my other name.

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When I told him I was pregnant at the end of March 2013, he said I should keep it but the following morning, he blocked me from his Blackberry Messenger list. I could not reach him throughout the period I was pregnant. On each of the days we met in Ibadan, he had a police and three body guards with him.

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On the day the baby girl was being named, he added me again on his BBM and I sent him her pictures. He asked me what I wanted and I told him that he should take up the responsibility of the child. But he blocked me from his contact list again the next morning.
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My mother was furious about his attitude so she wrote a letter to his father but he did not reply until our lawyer, the late Bamidele Aiku, wrote to him. That was when his father arranged for a DNA test and we went to Lagos for the test,” she said.The test was carried out on September 2, 2014 at Clina-Lancet Laboratories, Babatunde Jose Street, Victoria Island, Lagos.

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Ayotomide said that the test was falsified, adding that she saw the singer handing over a “big” envelope with lots of money to one Dr. Alex Sogbola who conducted the test. The lady has called out Davido to have a proper DNA test anywhere in the world.
If she is telling the truth, then she would be David's third baby by the time his current girlfriend, Mandy puts to bed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRxdBtiBcLx/

Angeleena:
lol..both of em looking like toothbrush.

Chai! Toothbrush lounging...lol

STUNNING RESEMBLANCE: This boy looks like Korede like crazy. I actually made the mistake too. What do you think?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRnGU-yBEFr/

emmayayodeji:
what level?

400

Pearlyakin:
Are you sure op
cos am also a ui student and am on SU page.

Pictures don't lie. Those are screenshots. He has apologized publicly tho. Check out his apology here
PERFECT GENTLEMAN: Popular Unibadan Student , Whyteman Apologises Over Controversial Facebook Post -


https://afaspressui./2017/03/11/perfect-gentleman-popular-unibadan-student-whyteman-apologises-over-controversial-facebook-post/

I guess this should be sufficient proof

Residents of Bere, Ịbadan, are currently living in fear as unknown gunmen numbering about ten attacked residents, carting away goods and valuables worth millions of naira.
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Speaking on the incident, a commercial cab driver whose Micra cab was destroyed beyond repair said that "We don't know them or where they came from. They just started shooting sporadically." __Luckily, the attack happened around midnight between the hours of 1am and to 4am and no life has been lost as of press time. During this time, no policeman could be found in sight. When AFAS press correspondent visited at around 11am this morning, only one police officer in mufti was at the scene. Eye witness say that policemen had visited earlier and arrested people randomly.
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__Shops in the area were also raided and two filling stations destroyed. One shop owner who pleaded anonymity was in tears as she narrated her ordeal. "I don't know where to start from now. All my goods. Gone!" __Eye witnesses say that people who suffered mild injuries had been taken to nearby hospitals where they are currently receiving treatment.
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__The police officer from Mapo Police Division said investigations are still underway and that the perpetrators would be brought to book soonest. More updates soon....

SEE VIDEO HERE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRimALxhvWN/

say the girl dey prove hard to get like this because she don dey delay us now since.” 


The tall guy replied that scornfully that “ Hard to get for who? Maybe for una sha because, I don enter that place and I don come out so, wetin she want dey use do shakara for me again.” 


I wanted to listen further to the conversation but my phone rang and then they turned and discovered that I was very close to them and that I might have been listening to their conversations and immediately, they changed topic. At that point, I knew there was no need to wait any longer if I do not want to break my cover. As I walked back to my hostel, I was pained and I felt pity for the lady that has become the object of ridicule and topic of discussion among friends. 


She had lost her inner beauty, her pride and her respect and the inner me pitied her not because she lost her virginity but because of the way and manner she lost it. The guy’s loss was not commensurate with what the girl had lost. He had added her to his body counts just like that and without any sweat. I thought to myself she might be one of those beautiful young, elegant and intelligent girls who out of ignorance had fallen prey to those usual guys just because, they gained admission and want to enjoy their life to the fullest- howbeit, in an unseemingly improper and uncultured manner that is against the home training associated with a typical African child; nay Nigeria. 


Read not for fun; not to see the girl in question as being unwise or foolish because, your own test might not come in a similar manner but in a different way that could also strip you of your beauty, pride and ego. Once you become an object of ridicule as a lady, your goods will automatically lose its worth and become priceless and if you must lose your goods to a guy (if you think it is worth it) then, I guess it should not be one he would cheaply talk about. A word of advice sha.
ALTITUDE
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. TRUE STORY AS SHARED BY A UITE

Copyright: This writeup is the sole property of AFAS PRESS. No parts of this writeup may be reproduced without due credit to http @ https://afaspressui.

​Tomorrow was yesterday and that yesterday was called matriculation day which was 5 days ago; a day the queen of another was stripped of her crown and pride.


It was bright but busy day as the sun smiled on the earth as the son of men carried on their various activities as assigned to them by nature or fate (either which one). This day was unusual as I had to clear some tasks (even if it meant shuffling between class and my office) set before me by virtue of my office. I therefore channeled all my resources and energy towards completing the tasks to avoid any form of procrastination.


Pheeew! I had been sapped of my energy and I needed to rest, listen to good music and thereafter eat. As I lay on my bed I remembered I have not written any article for the next publication and inspiration was not forthcoming. The resultant effect is that, I could be disclaimed because the Editor has no chill and writing articles was part of what I signed for.


I crawled out of my little coven called bedspace, meandered my way through some gigantic structures that I could not easily identify because there was no light and lo, I found myself rummaging faces and environments in search of what I myself don’t know up till this moment. What would be the topic of my article? I ruminated. Suddenly, a Facebok post popped up and I saw the picture of a friend in matric gown and then I decided to shift focus to female halls of residence maybe in my “nosing for news, I would smell one” and to be rest assured that my olfactory nerve of news has been activated.


As I got to a particular female hostel known for accommodating “Behind” girls, I saw students in groups of twos and threes while some others were waiting for their “soul-mates” who might have kept them waiting in the name of looking nice and acceptable. Then my gaze shifted to some set of four guys probably because of the way and manner they laughing and shaking hands and giving a particular the “thumbs up” sign to the extent they never knew they were blocking the walkway. What could they be discussing that has taken all of their attention and that has made them never even took care to look at ladies who through their beauty, fragrance or backside should have disrupted their conversation? What could be their mission in a female hostel be aside ladies? Ladies that have failed to gain their attention?  



I could win a medal if I could unravel their mysteries as a journalist and to let the University community be aware of their sinister motives. Hope they are not planning to rape again because a failed rape incidence was just reported some few days ago?


I furtively moved closer to them keeping so I can hear them clearly. I was inquisitive; I wanted to know what I don’t know that they know. They never cared to be observant. They were already carried away in their conversation as I pretended to be chatting on my phone all along. Then I heard a dark tall guy saying in pidgin


“Na #200 ice-cream I buy for the girl o and I gain direct entry”. They laughed again and another guy with curly hair I think he had made to celebrate the matriculation ceremony interjected saying: 


“I no believe you jare. You too get sweet mouth abi no be that girl wey una dey take pix together for ICC? 


The tall guy laughed again and said “I swear” putting his hands in his mouth. “If you think say na lie, make I call my guy wey get the room make him confirm am”. He continued by saying “me self no know say the girl na virgin because we just got know ourselves two days ago until this afternoon”.


“In fact, that time wey you dey call me for phone sey make we go GQ” pointing to one of the guys “na my side she dey dat time”. They burst out laughing again. 


Then another guy who has refused to comment all the time I was observing chipped and said “ So na Ice-Cream wey you order for am make am give you her body?” 


The tall guy quickly chipped in by saying “Photoshoot and call card too” 


Then another guy said “shey no be...

emmayayodeji:


Vet. U?

CLA

SirWere:


Why do you bloggers feel the need to spread misnformation everytime

I am in the Fb group where this thing was posted and it is NOTHING like the op presented it.


Trade insults Tufiakwa!

I would have uploaded the pictures earlier but Nairaland server was down and I was told to try later....guess viewers can now judge