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Se the bridge no get girders ni? |
Kx: What do you get when you do this simple arithmatic 1+1=?1ne plus 1ne equals eleven. |
Ninilowo: -pilot: “Lagos Tower, Dana code 0992!”GHANA MUST GO DON CCIRCULATE |
-pilot: “Lagos Tower, Dana code 0992!” ATC: “Dana Code 0992, this is Lagos radar, go ahead!” Co-pilot: “May Day! May Day! May Day! Dana code 0992 Five November Romeo Alpha Mike! (5N-RAM) dual engine failure!” ATC: “Dana Code 0992, read me?” Co-pilot: “I read you five by five! Dual engine failure! Negative response from throttle! Requesting for direct straight approach!” ATC: “Alright, position it one mile to touch down, Runway 18R! Contact tower now on 1181!” Co-pilot: “1181 Good day!” Oh my God! |
Do they take GARRI in Man U.? |
Ori e ti buru niyen. make e come badagry ka lo we ori e lodo olokun. |
I was away from duty and declared AWOL. she checked on me in the evening, discovered I was ill, brought me some pills and pepper soup, informed my duty sergeant and .................. |
Proper analysis of the story made me to realise that everything was pre arranged. 1. They midwife said something dropped into the bedpan like a metal covered with thick blood. 2. Another part said the boy held on to the rosary and no one could remove it! Incredible. The babe is as strong as that? Now, why the need to call islamic cleric? What are these people gaining from cheap popularity? I think the midwife supposed to be quized. if it is well done, facts will come out. |
I dont like artificial nails and painting of the eye lids. when the lids are painted, you see them blinking and at times closing those eyes to reveal the painted lids. |
Brainrex: I hate the fake eyelashesYes. They are irritating |
[quote author=Soo_cool]You need brighter grammar![/quote]and MASTERING ENGLISH |
The girl looks like my children's doll. |
Se you understand n sin? ( do you understand now?) |
mediainspired: In Egbeda, Lagos there's a street called AJISEBIARAMECCA (one who runs errand like a messenger from Mecca). What a mouthful! There's also AJANGBADI in Ojo (like, seriously, who gave dat plane-crashing sound name). &what is it wit Lagos &all d 'Iyanas,' like Iyana School, Iyana Ipaja, Iyana Dopemu. So if want to name ur area in Lag, just say 'Iyana' &den fix ur name. LolA point of correction. AJI SE BII ARAA MECCA means: someone that behaves like people of MECCA. |
Gaari is cheap in Ifo so anything can happen there. ![]() |
olu4life: Ur english sef fit make person no go the church. Anyways,its not scanty,its the Ministers sit/Altar dat u are looking at,its only the 1st pics that showed a bit of the church ![]() |
Ur english sef fit make person no go the church. ![]() |
The church get as e be sef. |
Mannylex: The prophets of doom of nairaland have achieved their aim! Finally the price of bread in the market has been affected.....and the next will be the price of g................ NO be me talk am ooo. |
Jamaica 4x100m relay team with Asafa powel Ben Carson (MD) Prof. Jerry Gana Vincent Enyeama |
maclatunji: Some LASTMA and KAI officers are touts in uniform.GBAM! |
RECHARGE CARDS FOR PHONES AND INTERNET DATA PLAN BEER BEER AND BEER (1759) |
Litle litle patience. |
Odinaka00: This will never reduce d .........make I stop here b4 dem go hide my post lolThis post is hidden |
This is the righ time for JTF to push harder and end the figh aagainst BH. they are out of personnel and supply. |
Which kain nonsense be dis? So the fools wey sell no know say it was against the law. That is why I hate the Americans. What wil happen to those that sold the stuff? A begii...... |
[quote author=berem!]What is the name of that particular head gear most female yoruba muslims wear? Its common seeing them wearing it.its very different from the ones I see in the pictures here.[/quote]Iborun abi na ibori sef |
Na today? A begii. untill wind blow then fowl yansh go show. |
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