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Alabi, wetin you do these boys now? Dem don finish you o.

Scatter the streets!

Android17:
This does not mean that United has scored 79 goals this season. It only means that the games Man United played in have recorded 79 goals (49 for 30 against). For e.g the 3-3 draw against Everton had 6 goals.

Young John the wicked producer!

JayKayMaybachz:
Tackle success rate from central midfield:
• Scott McTominay — 80.0% [1st]
• Paul Pogba — 76.9% [2nd]

Manchester United's pivot leads the way in the Premier League.

Pogba is as lazy as fvvk!

LostMyZeal:
LoL ..the clueless Leyqute that said Ole's comeback win at PSG during UCL was better than our Europa League triumph

Can you imagine that kind fvckery!

United's First ever Europa trophy.

All because of their hatred for Mourinho...they turned into clowns in a circus... taking turns and entertaining us with their displays.

Oasis007:


We move! Truce secured till Weekend.

Lol, one match at a time.

iamJ:
westham, foolish team

Lol, you want Westham to beat us? EoP.

Mctom

olabode89:
Lmao! This VdB sha... e dey hardly hold ball turn or progress, na always one time pass .

Everytime e go dey call for pass like say e get 3 legs.

Just confess, you don’t like him. Someone that doesn’t get play time, you think he will just impress immediately he gets the chance to?

Leave the poor boy abeg!

Waiting till the summer before offering him a new contract makes sense sha. He needs to deliver something abeg.

Jodera:
Oleouters oya!!!

Get ready for more wailings

The club has decided to be unfortunate. I will just pack my bags and go to Turin. It’s over!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2021/02/09/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-set-to-sign-new-manchester-united-contract-on-one-condition-14047193/amp/


Hmmmmmm! If they renew this guy’s contract without a trophy from him, then we should just move on. No trophy is certain in the next 5 years.

handelex:
Those that want Ole sacked should answer oo

Was Klopp spending average of 150-200m every season? Also, tell me why we should stick to a rookie when there is no history or assurances that we would win a major trophy with him as manager?

Klopp has history, and he did not spend av. of 150-200m per year for five years to win major trophies.

We won’t want to wait for five years before winning a trophy, but if we have to, then it should be that a rookie is not in charge, otherwise, the wait will result in a heartbreak, and we’ll be back to the start.

patrickmuf:
Them say Ole na cleaner, when he finish cleaning he will start winning trophies...

When he joined, his first job was to steady the ship...Now he is cleaning Jose's mess...When he is done, expect the trophies to roll in...

No! After cleaning Mou’s mess, he will clean LVG’s. We must clean all messes!

patrickmuf:
Should we give Ole credit for our attack and blame the defenders for our poor defense?

Good question!

afrodoc2:
Eyah. A sight for sore eyes. OleOut and OleIn doing Love in Tokyo.

Haha, why you come like violence like this?

SyIvalord:
Lol, jokes apart though I have actually been meaning to apologize to you. Sometimes, in the past, I said some words I shouldn’t have said to you because our views did not align. Manchester United matter can make me overly emotional and reactive sometimes. Sorry for the insults. Both past and present.

Haha, me no vex o, I probably said silly things too. Oya no vex abeg. All of us dey together on top this man u matter.

Man Utd will definitely be back. Insha Allah!

SyIvalord:
Conscience dey judge you? But, I did not mention you na

I didn’t insult anybody, please stop trying to make me seem like a bad person.

Besides, if anyone insulted the other here, it’s you who insulted me without provocation. But ofcourse, again you are pretending to be a saint.

Anyway, continue. Na your way. Perhaps hypocrisy is the only thing that gives you joy.

Enjoy!

Hope you dont cuss people offline? dem go just enter Ijebu for you.



Enjoy man!

SyIvalord:
Honestly, you don’t even have to look too hard before you notice that some people here are dumber than a doorknob. A particular element with a charge of 3- is a prime example.

Lol, it's what you do, so enjoy yourself, I believe you find joy in abusing and cussing people, maybe that's the only thing that gives you joy.

Enjoy!

Bluntguy:
This is not going to work anywhere in Nigeria. Which road? Which air?

Flying car, which road? Nawa o, some of you just type with your feet.

See one olesexual claiming high level of intelligence, when the only thing he/she/it knows how to do is cussing every darn person. Abeg, where is my remaining Nitrous oxide, let me laugh away.

Nezzjnr:
How some people just concoct rubbish ehn

dammywapes:
Bro make i clear you no b say i dey rate man utd players o but style of play of team dey help cover players wey dey shaky see when Dias dey under pressure yesterday he gave pen to liverpool when city dey under pressure when dem no control d game u go see lapses of some of their players see chelsea v man city last season see d mistake mendy did to allow pulisic score. Maguire no worst like this until e cm man utd same with pogba from juve. Awb dey blast go forward for palace he finished Ashley young then. Sm of man utd players go do well under guardiola style of play trust me. de gea for ATM self kna wall. Team style of play helps players. For instance see son for Spurs i look at him against Chelsea he suffering from the style of play of jose.

Your head correct, gimme your address make I send one trailer of alomo bitters to you.

afrodoc2:
Oh i didn't see it. Only Ramos is old there.

De Ligt is 21. Konate 21 (but older than De lLigt). Kounde 22. Upamecano 22. Militao 23. Alaba 28.

You said my list has players who are too young then you now suggested a player who is younger than all of them and player who currently has a career threatening injury and plays for liverpool?

I was just trying to play the role of the an Olesexual jare. They want a perfect player!

MejiLoyon:
Question...
How do you know they are yahoo boys?
How do you know they are ritualistic?
Stop profiling people una no dey hear word
It's their money , leave them to do whatever they want with it. Thinking along that line is just a sign of jealousy beneath your character.

I have seen a small kid , less than 20 spending like mad. Police hold am wan obtain am. I was at the station that day the way they were handling this boy. Fast forward to six weeks I went back to the station for another reason. I no see any familiar face. All the cops wey I know I no see. When I ask wey lagbaja dem go say he resign. I ask of tamedo he resign. Wetin happen I enter dpo office. Since him na my paddy. Asked him of my iPo. Na there he start story. Turned out that the boy was an affiliate marketer. Raking in big bucks weekly. Person wey dem arrest start to teach them. Do you know they actually paid him to be taught. And they eventually became financial independent. What if they had profiled him and obtained him just like that. Na police work them for die. Stop profiling people

Lol, this your story ehn, e no make sense!

No dey whine us for here jare!

handelex:
Let me take this as joke cos you're probably still angry about yesterday's game.

A coach who's team is 2nd on the log with half the season gone is not doing anything with his team?

Maybe Pep should borrow Maguire and Lindelof for the remainder of the season let's check something.

Naver allow sentiments cloud your sense of judgement.

Lol, second that is not sure, that one na second? I believe we will do top 4 sha, top 4 is the new trophy at United.

KingAlabi:
Why my life savings?

Baba wan help you burn your life savings.

nitrogen:
Haha, some of the defenders you listed are young o. You guys will come back and say that our defence no get experience.

Also, some are really old, very possible that you will later tell us that we have old and tired legs in the defence.

Wahala!

@afrodoc

See my response here

afrodoc2:
The most important attribute is that he must not be slow. So that rules out players like Vestegaard, Milenkovic. If we had 2 pacy CBs that would allow us to play a high line comfortably it would transform the team.

Kounde, Upamecano, Militao, Alaba, Ramos, Konate is injury prone.

If i had nitrogen's influence i would buy 2 of them, send Maguire to the bench, sell Lindelof and loan out Tuanzebe. I would leave Bailly to do his hospital rotation until his contract expires.

Doc, see your list here.

Karleb:
Toor!

The length at which you guys go to prove a point still baffles me.

Someone said Moyes is better than Ole. Another said Guardiola inherited a dilapidated Barcelona team.

Even Buhari Media Crew on N30k salaries don't do up to this.

Lol, who is paying me to defend the players and the board? OGS?

Panther7:
Afrodoc2, the Glazers have won the superbowl with their NFL franchise do you see them replicating that at United by spending big money just like they did with Tom Brady?

Lol, I heard that OGS is considering old players too for immediate success, on the back of what happened yesterday. But Mou like mercenaries. Hahahahahuhuhuhuhahahahaha, back to square one?

Kosi bi e she fagbo to, e le fagbo to Baba Fela (you no fit smoke juana reach Baba Fela).



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-united-brady-super-bowl-23461306.amp

Leyqute:
Player makes poor decisions and misses sitters? Blame coach.

Board fails to buy transfer target? Blame coach.

Sugar tastes like salt and akpu plus agbalumo? Na coach cause am.

Blame coach. Blame coach. Blame coach.

No rinse, always repeat.

Well, the manager is at the centre of everything. He manages the team (directly), he does ‘point and kill’ in terms of players signing, so why should not I blame him?