Why waste dem bomb like that? Shoulda bin dropped on all motherfuckers in this country who are confused for no good reason!

Ok, sir. Thank you for reminding us. My regards to the Ethiopian beaut. How a concrete pavement like you managed to nail such a looker in the first place remains a serious mystery to me. Respects🙌

I think Mr. umahi knows this job in and out. May God help him to deliver on all his assignments!

I suggest whoever wants to win the runoff should immediately seek Mahmud and APC's joint assistance. They're experts at that sort of thing. If the matter goes to court after the final results are in, they should reach out to the Nigerian judiciary for guidance 😜

It must be Peter Obi's fault, bros!🙄

He's merely celebrating return to business for him and his guys in and around the market. With the market open, he's guaranteed his daily illegal take-homes. With the market shut down, he wasn't having any joy at all! That's why he went haywire at the reopening of the market!

What's the point of observing without reporting one's findings thereafter? Wike isn't a very smart guy. He's more of thug than an intellectual. He has his uses though. His "I don't give a Bleep" type of mindset or personna is a key character requirement for a leader in a jungle like Naija. Baba werrey!🤣

The whole thing has become a soap opera. I think Lagos Government and the truckers are really having fun at Ojuelegba, otherwise what stops the government from deploying 24 hour security at the point to prevent repeated destruction of the barriers which I believe is intentional? Nonsense!

Oya sope otilo!


On a serious note, battery draining problem could be as a result of alternator not charging optimally. I've had that problem with a Benz and someone I had it with an Audi. It's usually associated with European/American cars! Get an auto clinic to run it for you,sir.

It ain't Ileya nah so why's the nigga stockpiling rams?🙄

Cow? A furious cow! What sort of a thing is this?

He should provide proof of fund first. He may have been able to grab a bit from under Jonathan's Table back then but it's been awhile. Not sure he's still that buoyant!🙄

For a refinery commissioned as far back as May, this is worse that just ridiculous!🤨

If they are competent and genuinely interested ridding Nigeria of all the madness we have been swimming since independence, I frankly don't give a hoot where they all come from. As a matter of fact, they can all come from one single family!

Besides, Buhari set all.manner of dangerous precedents and got away with them.all. How does anyone validly complain of nepotism in the aftermath of Buhari's madness?

Most of those gibberish are feigned. Read the acts of Apostles were the phenomenon first occured. Those folk spoke in intelligible foreign language understandable to speakers of the foreign language present at the scene. It's like a Yoruba person suddenly speaking fluent Igbo or Hausa or Efik or Mandarin without learning it during a church worship or prayer meeting. It's not the godforsaken gibberish we hear all the time which no one understands!🤨

Says who? Pilfering and lies are worse by miles!

Wike the Bandit!

Sue the former owner and IBEDC. It's as easy as that. Both of them should come before a court to explain themselves and one thing I guarantee you is you won't be the one to pay it. It's either the IBEDC waives it or the former owner is ordered to pay it.

Do it for yourself and the society, please 🙏

Outrage from the player or who ? What outrage?

Why are people like this? That player didn't throw a tantrum, did she? Maybe there was a history there,maybe not? She wasn't even the scorer of the solitary goal, was she? I mean, people should also be interested to know why he chose her of the beautiful ladies in the team. I believe there's more to it, please, and if there's none, let the girl lodge an official complaint with Spanish or Australian authorities. It's their problem, not ours.

Our problem is to find out how and where Sanwoolu legitimately earned the money to buy 160M patek phillipe wrist watch he was spotted wearing recently ‼️

She needs to seriously watch her weight while preparing to go to heaven alone though!🙄

Of course I 'm a guy and straight but I would dump your ass even now if I were a girl!

Lobatan! Since when did naming and shaming become a statutory penalty for entities breaking the law? Is what they're alleged to be doing illegal or immoral? What sort of wahala be this nah? 🤨

Reno, nobody wants you and nobody need detain you. You're 100% inconsequential and seriously deluded. You don't matter at all. Get this into your porous skull and take your medication as prescribed unless you're planning to start roaming the street fulltime!

If this is true, Otti has just committed his first major blunder!

As for the APC and their confused followers, Obidients holding their Governor to account should be applauded unlike the praise signing that characterize everything Balablu and his minions do, whether good or bad!

Plus 1 minus 20! Even if he does (which is neither here nor there) the hordes of ministers and their legion of aides and all the other assorted drifters littering on the available spaces will make a nonsense of his own personal frugality! There way too many parasites in that Abuja!

A unicameral legislature and a total overhaul of the Constitution to devolve more power and responsibilities to the States are some of the urgent measures needed to halve the current, everyday costs of managing this insanely costly democracy of ours that doesn't seem to have a counterpart anywhere in the world!

The only sad thing, I think, was that both of them didn't shoot at each other simultaneously. Imagine the society being rid of two useless people in just one mad display! That would have been worth celebrating seriously. But at all at all, na im bad. We will manage with the departure of one armed robber! Cheers guys! 🍺

If I were the President, I would personally splash the result all over the internet to lay the matter to rest forever. What's this about filing a Motion to block the release of a beautiful result you should be proudly wearing like a garland around your neck? Abeg, this doesn't make any logical sense, jare! 🤨

This is nothing short of a sacrilege. Gone are the good old days when thunder fired people indiscriminately! But in case I'm wrong , thunder, please accept my sincerest apologies and proceed to do the needful, regardless of how the issue was ultimately resolved between them. Fire them for nyansh but don't kill dem abeg so that other misguided masquerades can learn from it! 🙏🙏🙏

Thunder igadi oo🙏

Opara, don't be too hard on yourself. Our politicians have been missing penalties and sitters since the British turned the country over to them 100 years ago. In fact, they'have been scoring own goals from that time till date and right now, balablu has hit the woodwork multiple times since he got sworn in end of May, and is about to score a hattrick of own goals by his endorsement of asari's madness, his appointment of ministers, especially that insane parrot called Keyamo and his intended invasion of Niger and a potential collision with Wagner and trans-saharan jihadists in Niger! 😕

Imagine the General Overseer of disobedience to court orders filing for contempt against someone else alleged to have disobeyed a court order? 🤨🙄

Husband should face maximum punishment if indeed he killed his own wife but how does this killing become an association issue,'toriOlorun? Are these associations not getting themselves dragged into domestic issues unconnected to their professions? Did the husband murder the wife, presumably, because she was an optometrist? I think lines need to be drawn on some of these issues before associations find themselves fighting off a side chick on behalf of their female member o! 🙄

Once again, I condemn in strongest terms possible the homicide performed by the husband against his own wife, if indeed he did it! 😕🤨😐

He should have maintained his position given that what he said is the truth. We have all written similar stuffs about Naija at some point except you have been born into privileged families of career politicians and thieves. Moreover, the other half of the tweet provides a balanced perspective to the earlier.

He absolutely has nothing to be sorry for. Naija is as he described it and we must not mitigate even while trying to get Naija working again!!!