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Looks photoshopped, who are the idiots meant to see the picture?

MelesZenawi:
Olakamkpo

Olakamkpo is a Yoruba name?

You people shouldn't spoil this thread please.

jidemoh:
Again you don't need a picture or a link to a picture to know what a bag of soap looks like.

Just get any bag and open as many sachets of detergent as you need into it and voila, you have your bag of soap.

Reread my response to you.

Prymestrr:
Am I alright What am I ranting about

I dont know anything about 30 billion, shrugs.

Whoever is sharing it, never say it reached me.

Thus leading to happiness and financial prosperity?

Olu317:
It will derail the purpose of the celebration of this legendary personality.Perhaps, another thread on him will make me justify my point about his error on castigation of Yoruba religion, tradition,names and coinage of new Yoruba language from the zealous Yoruba Christians perspective through some lexicon of Oyo dialect and accent.

Possibly Oyos were some of the biggest slave traders in Yorubaland, hence the adoption of Oyo language as the central standard Yoruba was necessary to curtail the trade in the southwest. Just guessing.

In addition, Oyo is northern Yoruba, thus the link or gateway between northern Nigeria and other parts of Yorubaland.

The eastern Yoruba dialects are likely to be the oldest Yoruba, just not the standard one.

jidemoh:
Oga!
This is a question you can answer by and for yourself.

All you need do is wipe your ass with your left hand after pooing, wash with a bag of soap then eat eba and your favorite soup with it.

Remember i said a bag of soap.

Picture or link to a picture of a bag of soap please, so I have an idea what you mean.

If you're referring to naira marlley and his song soapy which is the rave on nairaland, then say it plainly.

I dont appreciate the way some of you believe you have to post naira marley on my mentions, it's so irritating.

Everybody cant be a naira market fan, market him to everyone else even non Nigerians, I dont care. Just stop linking my mentions eith him.

There is something reptilian in how you people go about things.

Anyway, in my opinion, if he says he's not Yoruba, then perhaps he isnt.

People could be uncomfortable with identities they feel were forced on them, as opposed to their real one.

If Jabez (meaning 'one who was born in sorrow')

Why this reference?

Jesus himself could also be said to have been born in sorrow. In the midst of animals and all.

Prymestrr:
30 billion shades of grey

Afraid?


You didn't have to respond to my post, are you davido or his employees by any chance?

I dont know why some of you are anxiously waiting for me to type.

What's the significance of this sleeping? Can someone tell those of us who dont know, aren't we all Nigerians?

Davido sleeping:

https://www.nairaland.com/4826693/davido-captured-sleeping-mouth-wide



Davido again sleeping:

https://www.nairaland.com/4828378/watch-another-video-davido-caught


Davido is sleeping:

https://www.nairaland.com/1411604/photo-another-bedroom-photo-davido



Davido's friend is sleeping:

https://www.nairaland.com/5402079/davido-pulls-water-prank-sleeping/1



Davido sleeps:

https://www.nairaland.com/4828378/watch-another-video-davido-caught


Davido sleeping:

https://www.nairaland.com/4250591/video-davido-sleeping-hard-inside

If they add internship abroad to that list. . .

(Some) Nigerians believe eating with the left hand means you are indirectly eating sh*t because the butt is wiped with the left hand.


Also one of the reasons why it's an insult to give a Nigerian anything with the left hand.

OgwuEgo1:
I'm a left hand man and my left is very useful
I eat with it too

Did you mean to quote the person who said his left hand is useless?

Is he in Nigeria or going back overseas or?

TEYA:
If you are good in mathematics, its not a big deal. If teacher asks 1+1, the answer has to be 2. Unlike other courses like sociology, history, architecture and English.

Where other courses like English come in, is the number 2 can be renamed to something else eg ten.

Theoretically speaking. Celebrate without comparing, everything has its strengths and weaknesses.

ireneidiva:
They are married.

Is there any legal document confirming that?

Otherwise they are both yet to marry and many ladies would still be considering how to marry him and be referred to as Mrs Davido.

Stop copying people unnecessarily. Obviously this person is a nler monitoring posts 24/7 and getting paid for doing so.

Anytime Nigerians have hot juicy news, they begin with "recall what happened the other day when".

Mummymahdi:
I hope they will be dealt with seriously. stupid ladies playing with someone's dignity

Do you mean peace of mind, dignity is not the issue here.

Shades of grey

NOC1:
Who told you that your right hand is even useful?
let us be civil in comments

The level of primitiveness is worrisome.

Offpoint:
Yeah, I'll definitely do when I engage an "ADULT".

for now... I'm having fun with my kid brother.

Still juvenile. Try again.

Most of these people are in the older age group of about 35 and above years, in their younger days they were soundly whipped and disciplined by their Nigerian parents (vis a vis Nigerian culture), so how did they still manage to turn out this way? ie so undisciplined, backward and resistant to sobriety.

stanliwise:
Acoustic consultant
Actuarial analyst
Actuary
Astronomer
Chartered accountant
Chartered certified accountant
Data analyst
Data scientist
Investment analyst
Research scientist (maths)
Secondary school teacher
Software engineer
Statistician

Should I continue? and just understand mathematics is a language of scientists, anyone who studies it become a tactian, become a strong decison maker and highly technical with data.
I studied computer science (B. sc(ED))

Good one.

Offpoint:
How many times would I warned you to stop playing with your mom phone when she's not around?

please kindly return that phone back before she returns and spank you again.

Try again, I expect you to type like an adult.

SODbaba2:
as useless as my left hand

Stop this please, you are grown.

sweetrace:
I just watched the video. These women are shameless!!!!! Imagine the boldness! Trying so had to convince the public of a lie!!! Too many scammers these days. Davido, please let them rot in jail.

You sound like the ladies.