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aaa1234:
Location?

2016easy2017:
d1 that will make u keep lookin at the mirror 100x per min.
am i not handsome

Ginaz:
I don't wear at all, I prefer my own eyebrows to penciled ones. I prefer my face or white powder to Mary kay or concealer whatever they call them.

Lipstick and lip gloss does it for me. I no like makeup right from day one.

Girls should learn to be proud of their natural self. Don't let your beauty be stereotyped by the society as how it should be.

You are the owner of your face, your beauty standard should only be measured at your taste not what people want or think.

But whatever makes one feel beautiful....you can't force everybody to accept their face and see how beautiful it is without makeup.

*this is me with just lipstick, I train my natural eyebrows, I want them to be even thicker.*

Osemigho:
Fill and thumb print the PCC form as in the sample and scan and send to someone in Nigeria to take it to police HQ, Alagbon, Ikoyi, Lagos. they will attach your passport picture and pay not more than 5k. when they get it endorsed and with PCC, they will send it to you in whatever format you want. Good luck!

chrissy3:
So I've got this strong propensity to create things and think of new inventions that can most likely change the world and bring lasting solutions to the problems we face on earth.
I have developed a design that I love to call the semi perpetual motion machine of the first kind cause in my theory it reduces outside energy source input by 98% with zero emission. I've done all calculations and alterations to a great degree of which the theory now points to a banker odd for it to be a success but we all know that in science you have to carry out the practical first before you can conclude your theory for sure .
My reason for creating this thread is to ask for suggestion for the best metallurgical fabrication company in Nigeria that I can hire to construct the body of my machine with the specifications I would provide for them. I don't know if any of such company existing in Nigeria and I can't risk sending such details outside Nigeria to an advanced country who could be able to decode what I want to use it for and then steal it cause I don't have global patent rights to it yet. So brothers and sisters can you all help me out with suggestions of companies you believe can do the job? Who knows....this invention might put Nigeria on the world Map for a good reason for once .
I want to create a small scale prototype here on nigerian soil so I can carry out further research to optimize the materials to better resist wear and tear effects cause from all indication ,that is the only time a user would be required to spend money.

ebiscoshadrack1:
http://www.punchng.com/news/nigeriall-become-one-party-state-under-apc-balarabe-musa/

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/lagos-governorship-eight-parties-endorse-agbaje/

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/lagos-governorship-eight-parties-endorse-agbaje/

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/lagos-governorship-eight-parties-endorse-agbaje/

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/lagos-governorship-eight-parties-endorse-agbaje/

chika4realike:
[b][/b][size=8pt][/size]HELP!!!!

sinaj:
wot we all shud know iz dat Man iz insatiable nd d most important thing iz duin wot pleases us.Some guyz wil prefer independent girls why some will prefer housewives.If a man loves a woman he will overlook her being a jackie( industrious) or lazy person. We should neva sacrifice our happiness to plz anyone.
some men get scared dat a wealthy woman tends to disrespect but itz not true coz women are naturally weak and always crave for love nd support no matter her status in d society nd ...

vicchi12:
Rules to being a side chick..

1. You are the other woman. This does not mean that you are the only other woman. Act accordingly.

2.
Please focus on the stolen moments that we spend together. Do not
concern yourself with my whereabouts when we are apart. Frankly
speaking, my life outside of our time together is not your concern.

3.
Be comfortable with who you are to me; do not mention my wife and/or
main woman, as she is not your concern. Do NOT compare yourself to my
main chick in any way and do not attempt to contact her -- to do so
would be a breach of our agreement.

4. Anticipate frequent changes in our plans; for the most part, a spur of the moment escape is the best that I can do.

5.
You must understand that maintaining a positive vibe while we are in
each other's company is vital to the success of our situationship. No
bickering or nagging about promises that I didn't keep.

6. We are
secret lovers; we can't blast our situationship to the world. Please
don't tag me on Facebook, and don't send me invitations to your
work/family functions or events. Major holidays -- more likely than not
-- will be missed.

7. No discussions about "where this situationship is headed." We are where we will be; together, in this moment. Enjoy it.

8.
Yes, I am still sleeping with my significant other, and we do not use
condoms. Again, focus on our time together, and not what I do while we
are apart.

9. I am not interested in bringing a child into our
situationship. By the way, an unplanned pregnancy will not force a
relationship commitment of any kind from me nor will it guarantee a
promotion to main chick status for you.

10. There are no
guarantees about the outcome of our situationship save one: I am a
cheater at heart, and that won't change unless I want it to. Until that
happens, if you are promoted to the main chick, please know that yet
another sidepiece will fill the vacancy that you've left behind.

And
one last piece of advice that my friend wants sidepieces to know: If
you choose to enter into a situationship with someone do not get
emotionally attached, as things won't be easy for you if and when you
separate.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5541789

Aphrodite4: I've always wondered why this is and I know most Nigerians are right handed but isn't it a bit unfair to lefties? I know handshakes are a bit different but I've actually seen someone apologize for giving someone money with his left hand (his right hand was holding a car battery). Or my favorite - say your right hand is damp and you wanna give something to someone, you'd support what your left is giving with your right hand under it. Beht why? Lol

MidaxPhoenix: The hidden truth is that the igbos felt betrayed by the yorubas, the igbos have always seen the yorubas as the brothers across the niger but the civil war changed the course of thinking.

An average Igbo respects a yoruba for his intellectual prowess while the yorubas respect the igbos for entrepreneurial skills... a case of mutual respect and admiration and the igbos felt betrayed by the tribe they respect so much during the civil war..

The yorubas owe the Igbo an apology, and the igbos should learn to move on but our leaders profit from the discord, hence cannot facilitate a true reconciliation..

The two tribes complement each others,

What the igbos lack, the yorubas have in abundance and vice versa so we find it easy to co-habit.

We, yorubas are lazy, rely solely on intellectual skills as ingrained in our culture but the igbos believes in the sweat of hardwork..

The yorubas will say- I no fit do that work o! And the igbos will say - make we try am now.

Yoruba schools to become bureaucrat but the igbos schools to become refined businessmen..

During my nysc in enugu, I was privilege to teach tutorials in advanced calculus, real and numerical analysis in ESUT and IMT, the shout of ''Chike obi'' and awolowo rents the air as I give them the short cuts to solving questions.

Gba be theorem I call it...

All I can do is feel good when we finish lectures and my students give me business cards and telling me to come to their shops in ogbeite..

And igbos marvel at the yorubas mathematical skills....

Enters a store, Nna nyem this, 120, that 235, those 340.

Give him 1000 naira, Nna grabs calculator..


But the market woman in lagos selling wares, she will retort....305 ni change yin.

The igbos don't have time to calculate money, they make it in abundance and leave the yorubas to calculate.

The igbos control the economy, the yorubas regulate it..

Nigeria is truly blessed.

Flashaldrin: i told her the same thing before bro

she should also say she doesnt celebrate easter and christmas, she goes to church everyday. Attention seeking ****!!!
She just mentioned it in two threads and bam! She had to create a thread for it, everybody needs to know how her loyal lowness, queen rokiaty feels about val day.
You know what? keep dah in mind too, no one gives a rats arse!