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larayat:
omg.

very good question, however since the american society is so bleeped up do not be surpised if she is still granted alimony from jackson's estate despite that he's actually not their biological father and despite that she has already being paid off by jackson earlier.

I also used to think those might not be his children, but i am starting to doubth that for one simple reason:

- Quincy Jones has almost the same skin colour compared to the original Micheal Jackson before vitiligo, and quincy jones daughter (Rashida Jones actually looks white/caucasian)

- Jackson's mother and father are mullatos in that they are not pure white or black, hence jackson himself is a mixture hence it is possible for jackson to have children in which the white genes become dominant when he combines with a white person to have those children.

- Hence its a 50% chance that those children might actually be jackson's children.

@topic

- forcing urself on her was completely wrong

- u have destroyed wat u have built for the past 4yrs, cus it would be a while before she trusts u again.

- u might have left her with a slight distrust of yu hence things might never really be the same again between the two of you.

- that she was ur friend for 4yrs and never gave u any signals shows she's probably not interested, hence do not try to forced urself on her.

- U are lucky she is considerate enough to want to pick u calls.

- just move on and hopefully try to remain friends cus the reality is that u claim to love her but she obviously does not love u, hence do not force urself on her otherwise u would live to regret it later on when she really decides to leave u for someone she really loves.

- wat u did is wrong, and pls learn to control ur dick it helps sometimes.

FL Gators:
N2A, Yoruba is not that hard to write na. Just write it down as you say it.

yes u are correct but the problem is that:

I can't separate the words properly hence i become slow to write it.

for example:


nigbawo or igba wo or nigba wo


is a typical confusion that i face regularly.

Egbon Metuselah, ema binu, we go bring bride price come take bribe you since we knew the USA is still experiencing a credit crunch.

I already have NAFDAC certified natural things from Toyin and i am contented, unless oyinda guarantees that she is also nafdac certified with 2010 update growth.

Moreover toyin has already said yes, hence uncle agbaya u can go back to pursuing the yoyo that cannot be named.

dayokanu:
Incest for where?

Toyin thanks for the vote of confidence

FL Gators:
No problem, ma dear

I hereby would proceed to report you two to judge judy, for attempted attempt to make use of your natural things under unlicensed conditions.

FL Gators:
My husband go suffer if he gains more than 15 pounds after our wedding.
Make I no tell ya my thesis o

In that case i am calling off the wedding, cus i am not signing up to suffer marital starvation, unless i am going to be bribed every night.

FL Gators:
Yes, na [b]Oyinda food [/b]you go chop 

But on a serious note, there's a way to substitute some naija ingridients for healthy ingridients.

ANNNNNNDDDDD, excercise is a MUST

Do not disturb the natural thing, u have been warned. Oyinda no mind am jare I am hmmmmm 

@gators

I would really love to hear your thesis on keeping ur husband slim and healthy enough to knock you out of your senses.

dayokanu:
I am still very young oh. Ask Muki, I am still far from 40. the way I do it. No 30yr old does it like that

Agbaya wetin u dey do, abi u wan committ incest,

FL Gators:
By substitution

You dey look for trouble. You lucky say i no fat. Otherwise who you think say go wan chop uncooked vegetable and bland veggy foods. Tofiakwa no be me and you.

Abi u think say na Oyinbo food i dey waste money chop for UK.

Infact na African food dey help me reduce fat intake sef,

FL Gators:
Oluwa mi o!

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=45142.msg4101009#msg4101009 date=1246160466] oh christ[/quote]abeg stop shouting now, shhhhh shhhhh don't u realise that you would wake d natural thing. You need to tip toe around it in other not to wake it up.

FL Gators:

Telling him to eat healthy and get on diet is not annoying him.
I'd rather annoy him/tell him to leave healthy than to have him leave my side earlier in our life.

The woman buys the food and cooks the food, rem? So she has the ultimate control on what he eats INSIDE the house

You have got a point there, however most african food are not recommended for dieting hence how u go solve dat one.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=45142.msg4100997#msg4100997 date=1246159981]no2, u shld try growing ur natural things as well.   we'd love to see/ hear abt the developments. it's not just for girls na[/quote]

FL Gators:
Tell him jare. Make we see some natural things

- I am not wicked hence i don't want to blind people.

- I have do not have natural things (plural) I only have a natural thing (singular) .

- the future owner of my natural thing would be unhappy if i put in on public display, cus its always best to keep icecreams locked away inside the freezer away from sight.

FL Gators:
LOL, don't start that na

wetin i wan start, i am just advising to leave your natural things to grow, dats all, remember this thread is about a natural thing.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=288596.msg4100990#msg4100990 date=1246159539]that can be achieved if stella starves him puts him on a diet [/quote]Abeg i am yet to see a wife that would take the risk of starving her husband or telling her husband that he's too fat. Most married women would rather want to please their husband rather than risk annoying him enough to look outside for a woman that would want them the way they are.

As far as i know sef, na the wife dey deform the husband with too much love and food sef.

FL Gators:
Well, he's not my type.
I dnt like his bone structure, I can't even see any structure from all that extra adipose

hmmm hmmm my bone structure and hmmm hmmm my other bone structure nko

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=288596.msg4100982#msg4100982 date=1246159209]he's very good looking to be honest. just needs to shed a few lbs that's all[/quote]Okay , let's wait and see the first married man that loses weight after marriage

FL Gators:
I know you oh, and you ain't talking about hair.

Anywaz, I can't go natural. I love my bob mallys and I loff my hair controlled.

Haba now this thread is talking about Natural Hair, so morenike, so u no dey trust me again, wat else could i have meant apart from the natural things that i advise you to leave to grow.

haba now Toyin, u don forget say one man's meat is another man's poison.


- to some people, he's the best thing since slice bread
- to some other people, he's people hmmm hmmm is not even hmmm

j

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=288812.msg4098685#msg4098685 date=1246107821]you men love fake stuff sef. you can't tell me every woman you see has on "wigs, padded/push-up bras, silicon boobs, different types of make up etc" just that you choose to go after the fake ones because it looks superficially nicer.

open your eyes wider next time ur out. 'cause you seem to close ur eyes to the natural ones but your eyes perk up to the silicon boobs and wigs. this topic is silly and senseless[/quote]Oyinda abeg do not generalise

- I for one do not like fake things, i prefer natural things

- I am easily attracted to a lady with natural hair, natural skin, natural boobs, natural beauty with as little makeup as possible.

- Infact my kind of mind makes me find artifical ladies unattractive, cause i do not like wat i see wen i end up imagining them without all there enhancements.

Give me all natural sweet chocolat ebony any time any day,

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=45142.msg4100579#msg4100579 date=1246141791]if you're talking about other "natural things" besides hair, can u pls create a separate topic for that?
try not to derail this one pls  [/quote]@oyinda which natural things do u think i am talking about, many things are natural now, abeg stick to topic jare (yee people of dirty mind)

- afro hair is natural.
- idiri hair  is natural.
- dreadlocks hair is natural.
- hmmm . . . hmmm  the hmmms is/are also natural now.
- beauty is also natural now

Am all for women with natural hair cause i personally hate it wen woman go around with their fake hairs, haba na fake hair i wan chop. Biko abeg @oyinda make i no fit u o, do u want to stop Gators from going natural.

@Gators go natural jare, allow the natural things to grow  . Do not mind oyinda

men i am hopeless at reading and writing yoruba, its a like advance mathematics whenever i want to read or write it.

speak - very good at it
listening - also  very good at it
write - poor at it
read - poor at it

@topic

Odabi enipe awadakerikeri ni awon eniyan kan se ni ibibayi

@Gators, why don't u try going natural for a few months and try and see the outcome and see wat it would be like,  , u never know, those natural things might work on me and turn me on considering that i am off.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=288543.msg4099342#msg4099342 date=1246117974]Quote from: No2Atheism[/b]What the hell!
How in the crazy world of jesus did the catholic church come to hang on a tree [/quote][b]

oops my bad that was a typo.

I always have the problem that my brain is simply too fast for my typing. My brain thinks something and my fingers do not always type it , hence why i always have to take my time to properly compose and go through my post to ensure that wat i intended to write was actually wat i wrote.

Sorry about that  the mistake has been corrected.

Thanks for bringing it to my notice and saving me the embarrasment of being made to look like a loon

I:
Who's a Muslim among the repliers? Nobody.

@I

Go ahead and ask @jagunlabi that question and try to be reasonable with your statements and stop lying through the teeth.

Below is a quote from jagunlabi who is a muslims but which ur eyes and mind seem not to know is

@I

By the way, funny that one of your few posts on nairaland was spent lying for islam, sounds like u are someone who know but who is hiding behind another username  , well are u by any chance related to mohammed.

jagunlabi:
And christians will come out and say that they are no idol worshippers.But here we have someone screaming for the embrace of an object, CROSS/CRUCIFIX, as a must.So what is a cross or crucifix then, if not an idol of the god that they all worship.

jagunlabi:
Figurative cross?Like the ones hanged around churches all over the world?Or like the ones christians wear around their necks,or hang in their cars,or on walls of their houses and offices?
Dice it any way you want but it is nothing more than idol worshipping. Let's call a spade a spade.
Christianity is a pagan religion,anyway.

The bible does not support the worship of symbols, hence it is wrong wen people bow down to a cross or put a cross in their house or on their pillow cus thats idolatory in a mild form.
The bible did not tell churches to hang crosses, that's another invention of the catholic church which i vehemently oppose.
The figurative meaning of the cross represents the place and point of suffering where the Messiah was crucified.

Hence wen a christian is told to carry his own cross and follow the messiah, it is a figurative expression meaning that the christian is expected to make sacrifices, endure pain and persecution and behave like the Messiah under similar circumstances.

@jagunlabi
can u kindly point out where I have supported use of symbols.
can u kindly point out where the bible supports the use of symbols.
stop generalisation in ur desperate attempts to deceive and muddle up facts.
yes the catholic church uses symbols.
yes some churches use symbols.
nevertheless a true christian knows that symbolism in worship is unbiblical and even occultic in nature and just nothing more than catholic idolatory since the bible already requires us in the 2nd commandment not to worship any form of image whether cross or otherwise.

By the way in case u do not know the cross represents the fufillment of the prophecy that says "cursed is he that hangs on a tree" the tree in this case represents that cross,

So stop kidding yourself, as if u have a good point.

Go ahead and find a solution to your satanic verses.
Go ahead and find a solution to how Mohammmed went to physical building called Al Aqsa mosque even while it was simply impossible for him to do so since it had never been built or started during his lifetime.
Go ahead and find a solution to how you would emulate mohammmed and obey Allah in the process of giving out your 9yr old daugther in marriage to another muslim man with more than one wife.
Go ahead and find a solution to how Mohammmed muddled up the history of Moses, Isrealites during the time of Pharaoh.
Go ahead and find a solution to the problem that Mohammed's father was already worshipping an idol called allah even before mohammed was born.
Go ahead and find a solution that muslims must face the kabba and bow down towards the kabba, touch the black stone , stone the devil during the obviously idol worship of those physical items during their lifetime prayers or pilgrimage to mecca.
Go ahead and find a solution to the problem that muslim prayer is not guaranteed to be heard unless you face a particular direction, almost as if allah is deaf in one ear not to hear in another direction.
Go ahead and find a solution to the problem that no single muslim is sure of salvation nor al jannaa even after doing all that allah asks of you.

@jesoul baby how u dey jare.

I no be Elder o, me elder for where . Who dash Darwin creation  - oops sorry who dash monkey banana.

@jesoul u keep impressing me with ur deep understanding of how things actually work. Ur deep understanding of how life, faith and politics works keeps impressing me.
@jesoul good to know u did not drink the Obama kool-aid, unfortunately most African Americans, Liberal Whites and Blacks around the world have drank the kool-aid, hence it takes a lot of sincerity and determination to actually publicly break from the pack and criticise Obama.

I am not a lady hence i would respond assuming it was asking wat genre of women freaks me.

@topic

- Tall Beautiful Female Geeks with very good sense of humour and reserved demeanour.

@topic

1. Its difficult to get me angry cus i have a reserved demeanour and i also have a very good sense of humour that helps me to rationalise most issues including assaults or insults or ridicule or temptations to be angry.

2. In unusual cases in which i am angry then:

- I wait to first and foremost try to absorb wat just happened.
- sometimes I give the person a creepy smile showing all my 32 teeth, to send a signal to the person that something unsual has been done or said.
- sometimes I pull back or pull away or keep my distance from the person in question, keep quiet for a while to think about and rationalise wat made me angry.
- then after rationalising the issue I even bring up the issue as a joke with the person concerned so that if possible the problem can be resolved amicably.
- sometimes after rationalisation, I can also take the step of forgiving the person without them even asking for forgiveness, and then actually go ahead to initiate
contact for required reconciliation.
- If the above mentioned options fail and and I am still angry, I completely keep the person at arms length.

3. I can become a savage beast wen I am in rage hence, the worst case scenario is that I simply do not know what i would do if my initial steps fail and i descend into a rage.

@atheists and muslims

for goodness sake the topic was based on the figurative meaning of the cross. Not a physical cross.

I would be good for all of us to understand proper use of english before posting responses or reading posts on nairaland.