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CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Shot Wife Dead In Dallas USA and Killed himself. Video by NoahHadNoArk: 9:06am On Jun 28, 2023
Guess what, this is not the last time we will hear stories like this.



Nigerian man murders his wife he brought to the state cos she says she’s not doing again.


Who’s getting played and who’s getting dumped ?!
RomanceRe: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:24am On Jun 28, 2023
IamtheTruth1:
. See you see HIV pills
Don’t mention me and HIV in one sentence


Keep the advice for your sisters if you’ve got any.
Peace
RomanceRe: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:19am On Jun 27, 2023
Until he makes you his wife…….always be prepared for breakfast 🍳🤣
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Spotted Drinking Wine With His Grammy Award At A Night Club (video) by NoahHadNoArk: 1:46pm On Jun 25, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool This wayward lifestyle won't take him far.
He should learn from Davido.
Rest
PoliticsRe: Attacks On Me Over Pictures With Tinubu Show Lack Of Unity In Nigeria — Okonjo-i by NoahHadNoArk: 7:59am On Jun 25, 2023
DatNiggaDaz:
Madam, you are not in Nigeria at present even though your home is Nigeria.

There are things you reply & give value to in life Madam..you know what I mean.. Don't give audience to killers, rascals, looters, ethno_religous supremacists, criminals, kidnappers & drug pushers. They are way below you & everything you represent.

Madam, your country Nigeria is way more greater than these Set of pigs..but in truth you are way more intelligent than all of them put together

Shalom
Your mom is so cute 🥰
CrimeRe: Nigeria Youths Protesting In Lagos Market Over Money Ritual Killings In Nigeria by NoahHadNoArk: 7:54am On Jun 25, 2023
Solidkay:
How do you get it to stop when it's been here long before your grandfathers...

Just like you can't completely stop terrorism in the middle East,
You can only curb it.
Is trade by barter still in existence?!


How did we get it to stop given it’s been here long before our ancestors?!?



We can stop ritual killings today. Just let people believe that ritual will not work.
RomanceRe: I want to enlarge my divk (pics attached) by NoahHadNoArk: 7:51am On Jun 25, 2023
That lighter tells a lot about you. You probably posted this after getting yourself stoned. On colos



Say no to drugs Abeg, it kills.



After all said and done, take down that photo. Enough with your stupidity, lack of morals and show of shame.

Focus you mind on something more productive


Again I say keep away from drugs, you will be fine


My peace I leave you
CelebritiesRe: Banky W In Hot Soup After Allegedly Getting His Side Chick Pregnant by NoahHadNoArk: 8:54pm On Jun 24, 2023
Stale
CrimeRe: Landlord Beat A Single Mother by NoahHadNoArk: 6:16pm On Jun 24, 2023
Muh247:
cool




My brother never invest in real estate in Nigeria without a lawyer

How much is a concrete block

How much is a bag of cement

How much is a tipper of sand

How much is square kilometers of land


Just get a property and lease it to an agent,

Tenants want your death

You took out someone's property for 365 days and to pay you , took him to court asking for another free 3 months



.
Why do you find it hard to understand a simple comprehension?!
SportsRe: David Alaba Presents His Jersey To President Tinubu In Paris by NoahHadNoArk: 9:41pm On Jun 23, 2023
Westerhoffe:
Picture and source please…?
Seeing is believing?!

SportsRe: How Is This Not A Goal?(pic) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:07pm On Jun 23, 2023
TheGiftedOne:
Italian football is everything but transparent. What you give us what you get...
This only justifies injustice and solves nothing


Wait till its done to your team.

It was hand of Henry years ago, 2009 or so, why always France ?!🤣
CrimeRe: My Bitter Experience At The Police Station by NoahHadNoArk:
Cloudflare:
Whoever read that long epistle should summarize abeg
Sorry bro

Only geniuses can comprehend
CrimeRe: My Bitter Experience At The Police Station by NoahHadNoArk: 7:32am On Jun 23, 2023
Candidlady:
Idel Kabir is next week

The cost of rams are extremely expensive even here in the north

Nufsaid
Of what use is this piece of information to this thread
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are Really Suffering by NoahHadNoArk: 4:58am On Jun 23, 2023
Nahunger:
When are you coming back to Nigeria 🤠
So you can enjoy with us
Everything is free here, in fact we barely go out to work, there are free restaurants for daily 3 square meals, there is even a free spar, gym and free money shared here on daily basis.
You will love it here please come home 🥰
Don’t forget to add that security is the best in the world and our roads are accident free
RomanceRe: When A Girl Tells You That Her Boyfriend Is Always Busy by NoahHadNoArk: 9:03pm On Jun 22, 2023
MechanicMike:
So u are gay? Why are u convasationing a girl insted of toasting her..SHAME ON U SIR!!!(no oofencse) angry
OP starve this bush puppy of all the attention he desperately craves…….


He’s jobless and has no better thing to do.
CelebritiesRe: You Do This Nyash, Portable Tell Female Fan At The Abuja Airport (video, Pic) by NoahHadNoArk: 9:32am On Jun 22, 2023
eepeepook:
With the fame he’s gained, I wonder if he’ll ever feel the need to steal phones. Time will tell.
Are you saying he’s a kleptomaniac?!?😂
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Wins FA Cup. Giveaway For 10 People 1k Each by NoahHadNoArk: 7:42pm On Jun 21, 2023
guobe:
my defender sent
Thank you


I want to join your VIP on telegram but my messages ain’t delivering.


Will send a guy named “X” to message you with my username so you can save me up so I message you as a mutual contact, then we talk business.

Thank you for being good
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Wins FA Cup. Giveaway For 10 People 1k Each by NoahHadNoArk:
🤣
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:09pm On Jun 21, 2023
Osashalom:
Gullible folks are even believing you that don't even have a house, talkless that rubbish you wrote there ever happening. Like I said, it was imam that came to your imaginary house.
You must be the dumbest nincompoop ever liveth if you believe I am the OP of this thread…..



You mumu pass your papa🤣
PoliticsRe: Jubilation At The Police HQ In Abuja On The Appointment Of A New IGP. Video/pics by NoahHadNoArk: 2:22am On Jun 21, 2023
Odin13:
This is the first government in Nigerian no other tribe is celebrating.. except Yoruba people

Not even during the days of coup and counter coup..

Buhari was highly celebrated across regions

Gej

But this government no other tribe

If I lie check your immediate neighbors
If you have nothing sensible to say switch off your data and sleep
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:40pm On Jun 20, 2023
Osashalom:
Cooked up story. It was an imam that came to visit her
We’ve heard you

Now please go back to watching your Africa Magic on your Gotv 900naira subscription

Nobody asked for your weird opinion
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:31pm On Jun 20, 2023
Mjshexy:
Wow...right in your house with you in the same house, like seriously shocked. I'm sorry i can't give you an advice, you should know what to do undecided
Your dp looks like a girl who will do exactly what that girlfriend did


My peace I leave you o😁
BusinessRe: Which Nigerian Bank Is The Best? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:27pm On Jun 20, 2023
Whois:
Same, i abandoned gtb for opay. But boss check ur credit rating o, zenith bank fit don report you say you missed loan repayment. undecided
It wasn’t a loan, I run away from loans like say na STD…..see the screenshot from my monthly statement that month. If only they can explain how I got to owe them 10k them I will pay up and return to banking with them, till then? To hell with them!!!

BusinessRe: Which Nigerian Bank Is The Best? by NoahHadNoArk: 2:45pm On Jun 20, 2023
I duly deleted my zenith bank app and terminated my contract wit them after my balance of 1,500 suddenly showed -8,250😫


When, how and why.


Zenith Bank Na God go see una


In Opay I stand

CelebritiesRe: Long List Of Stars Who Have Allegedly Dated Yvonne Nelson Trends by NoahHadNoArk: 12:29pm On Jun 20, 2023
kalufelix:
The goodnews is that in the wake of all this controversies more thirsty simps will be willing to indulge now more than ever...i see this biatch getting married to a thirsty simp before the year runs out..
This is the truth……with all she’s said men will still line up to take her to the altar 🤣🤣🤣
CelebritiesRe: Long List Of Stars Who Have Allegedly Dated Yvonne Nelson Trends by NoahHadNoArk: 12:28pm On Jun 20, 2023
orohbiro:
Op stop this it does not make sense y wash her dirty linen in public
Oya go comot d dirty linens na


Why u dey fear for am? Abi she b your role model?!?
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Major General Lagbaja The New Chief Of Army Staff On The Front Line by NoahHadNoArk: 12:15pm On Jun 20, 2023
AntiMarxist:
Must you comment ?
No he must not, because say na your papa get Nairaland abi😁
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Major General Lagbaja The New Chief Of Army Staff On The Front Line by NoahHadNoArk: 12:12pm On Jun 20, 2023
Offpointng:
What I'm I trying to spell out and what rubbish are you typing atm?? is frag jacket bout beauty?? or having ESS to protect their eye sight against dry sand esp in the Sahel region where they operate. Sense is needed here dude
And Sense he lacks 🤣
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Slaughter Ohaneze Chieftain's Father, Kill INEC Staff (Graphics Photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 10:35am On Jun 20, 2023
damilola4162:
Does this make sense to you sir 😏
Ignore that tout, he’s hopelessly desperate for clout and attention
CrimeRe: Soldiers Punish Staff And Visitors At TCN Office by NoahHadNoArk: 9:58am On Jun 20, 2023
Kooldon:
Why would a whole TCN allowed a broke down truck to obstruct the entrance of an Army Barrack?
Ao you know what that means?
The management of TCN would have hired a towing van immdiately and tow the truck inside their premises. This skill set was not taught in school.
I like what the army did by wiring senses back to their brains.
You are a definition of senselessness
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cockfighting Ring Busted In Nevada: Dozens Of Dead Roosters Found. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:58pm On Jun 19, 2023
I don’t get 59dead roosters ?!?


Are you guy vegetarians or is eating chicken a taboo or crime in Nevada ?!?

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