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DADYLEED:I took your advise and it failed woefully |
Modifire:She gave you the green light and you failed to pick it up. Now she sees you as being not man enough to have her. You’ve lost her bro, count your losses and move. |
🤮🤢 |
marlow1962:Even if it’s a joke, please desist. Say no to jungle justice and necklacing. |
We don’t deal We ditch her immediately |
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What you hope to gain creating threads and spewing this thrash all over this platform. If you lack what to do, pack sand into your head, then sit down and begin removing them one by one. You lack what to do so you sit down and compare people who are living the best of their lives and enjoying what they do. We all know you envy the way those ladies were posting that guy on their stories and how the other guy was hosted by the governor and you secretly wish to be like them, in the meantime, all you can do is exert your negativity, bad energy and hate by talking all manner of nonsense about people you secretly admire and crave for. You will be fine, on the long run. PS If I were to meet your pop I will advise him to sell you for any price like 20k, use funds and buy Balloons, inflate them, then relax and be bursting them one by one. |
Anelka Mbappe |
Goodbye morality |
Name a senator who will be interested in them 😁 |
MechanicMike:Good for you🤣 |
What God cannot do ………….?!? Believe |
kristonium:10pm |
This thread will hit Canaan land faster than APC fulfilling its campaign promises |
MechanicMike:This is still you exposing your faggish and homo tendencies Keep it up, it suits you perfectly 🤣 .This was his comment, where did you see anything about men. From the abundance of your heart your mouth spoke so deal with it. |
labake1:No need, we turned a new leaf long time ago |
blacksam01:All girls are virgins until you go down with them……. Then they give you that old wives tale of being deflowered by their house boy or abused by an older cousin at 5yrs or 10. Then she will tell you she’s never done it again ever since. Lost count of the number of times I heard that story |
MechanicMike:What in his comment makes you believe he said Anything about men ? If you want to come out as being into men please go ahead and seize the chance now and tell us your first encounter with one. Stop going around the corners 😏 Nobody will flog you 😒 |
My take on this? That crime doesn’t match the punishment. Fine of #100,000, then he forfeits his iPhone 11, refrigerator and sound system collectively valued at not less than #300,000 all for defrauding someone of $200 or #146,000 in today’s exchange rates. A classic tale of using a sledgehammer to kill a fly |
. My nanny. Her Pussy was the first bushy cùnt I ever saw. So I in my innocence spilt the beans to my mom who duly beat the house-help blue black before sending her packing. Needless to say, I felt miserable and guilty over the entire episode like it was my fault. So in comes the next house-help and she continues from were the other stopped and since I didn’t want her to receive the same treatment as the first, I kept mute and let her have a field day. It was always the same script, the rest of my siblings will be sleeping, she calls me over, strips me down, rubs saliva on her veejay, asks me to climb Ontop, and one way or the other she gets her pleasure and some sort of achievement. I was 5, and knew absolutely nothing about what was going on. That episode rubbed me of my innocence and taught me stuffs I never knew. So I duly spread the message by doing same to my neighbors kids and classmates in my age and that led to an explosion in the world of fornication 🤣 Any child my age who kept his or her virginity till 12 was considered an alien😂😂😂 As a result, there were no aliens around us cos aliens are forbidden. My peace I leave you all😁 PS I dedicate this ftc to all Nigerians suffering as a result of the current hike in petroleum products, God has heard your cries😭, things will turn out for your good. Hold on |
Teeneyo:Mad debt baba, I think say na only me |
When the mother 🐍 comes for you people, be prepared to answer. |
Call it what it is……. Famine |
Ezeama400:Ex altar knight Keep calm, I know what I’m saying, I’ve seen it all. |
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