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Sports › Re: Will All The Nigeria Super 6 Matches Draw Again Today by NoahHadNoArk: 8:31pm On Jun 09, 2023
DADYLEED:
Play all 1-1 correct scores and show me appreciation on 9136466096 Opay
I took your advise and it failed woefully
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by NoahHadNoArk: 12:30pm On Jun 09, 2023
Modifire:
The day she visited I asked her to sleep over she refused hesitantly had it been I was persistent there was a chance she could sleep over that day. God it seems that girl was so hungry for sex that day.but since then when I call her, she's always giving me silly excuse
She gave you the green light and you failed to pick it up. Now she sees you as being not man enough to have her. You’ve lost her bro, count your losses and move.
Celebrities › Re: “I Was On My Period During The Cook-a-thon” – Nigerian Chef ,hilda Baci Reveals by NoahHadNoArk: 6:22pm On Jun 08, 2023
🤮🤢
Politics › Re: Has The Oba Of Lagos Recovered His Staff Of Office From Jiji App? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:10pm On Jun 07, 2023
mightyhaze:
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Your Dad is so cute🥰 wow


All this fineness na one person get am?!
Romance › Re: Guys, How Do U Guys Deal Or Tackle Girlfriends Who Steal From Ur Houses Or Rooms by NoahHadNoArk: 6:10pm On Jun 07, 2023
marlow1962:
That's robbery, so deal with her as you deal with male robbers.
If tire dy around, use am give her cuban, you know what follows next.
Even if it’s a joke, please desist.

Say no to jungle justice and necklacing.
Romance › Re: Guys, How Do U Guys Deal Or Tackle Girlfriends Who Steal From Ur Houses Or Rooms by NoahHadNoArk: 12:54pm On Jun 07, 2023
We don’t deal


We ditch her immediately
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: This Is Akwa Ibom State Hook Up Zone. by NoahHadNoArk:
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Sports › Re: Life! So Nigerians Have Abandoned Kelechi Ihenacho And Crowned Bukayo Saka by NoahHadNoArk: 8:07am On Jun 07, 2023
What you hope to gain creating threads and spewing this thrash all over this platform. If you lack what to do, pack sand into your head, then sit down and begin removing them one by one.


You lack what to do so you sit down and compare people who are living the best of their lives and enjoying what they do. We all know you envy the way those ladies were posting that guy on their stories and how the other guy was hosted by the governor and you secretly wish to be like them, in the meantime, all you can do is exert your negativity, bad energy and hate by talking all manner of nonsense about people you secretly admire and crave for.

You will be fine, on the long run.



PS

If I were to meet your pop I will advise him to sell you for any price like 20k, use funds and buy Balloons, inflate them, then relax and be bursting them one by one.
Sports › Re: Top 50 Strikers Since The Turn Of The Century...any Thoughts? by NoahHadNoArk: 2:26am On Jun 06, 2023
Anelka
Mbappe
Romance › Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by NoahHadNoArk: 8:45pm On Jun 03, 2023
Goodbye morality
Romance › Re: Meet Three Of The Most Beautiful Ladies In Nollywood In 2023 by NoahHadNoArk: 9:19pm On Jun 01, 2023
Name a senator who will be interested in them 😁
Romance › Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 10:15pm On May 31, 2023
MechanicMike:
Really ! Faggggggot & homo tenderly? Brother if I send u videos of wot we did to a faggggggot 2 months ago...u will be scared. The good news is nobody can see him in person. He been chew up grin
Good for you🤣
Romance › Re: God Please I Don Stake Again by NoahHadNoArk: 7:23pm On May 31, 2023
What God cannot do ………….?!?




Believe
Sports › Re: Nigeria U20 Vs Argentina U20 Today. by NoahHadNoArk: 7:12pm On May 31, 2023
kristonium:
What time is the match?

Nigerian time?
10pm
Health › Re: Mum That Always Scared Of Snake Finally Killed One by NoahHadNoArk: 7:10pm On May 31, 2023
This thread will hit Canaan land faster than APC fulfilling its campaign promises
Romance › Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:56pm On May 31, 2023
MechanicMike:
Calm down Mr man... nairaland is not a gay chat room for faggggggots.if u want to talk about sexxxc wit men please find another website... nobody want u people here. How can u create chat to discuss sexxxc wit men..WTF!!!((no offenscce)) angry
This is still you exposing your faggish and homo tendencies


Keep it up, it suits you perfectly 🤣
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My first sex was outdoor
I was 17 or 18 then
The gal Dey very Hot we been Dey talk she carry me go one corner babe we begin kiss the next thing babe Dey pull pant
This was his comment, where did you see anything about men.

From the abundance of your heart your mouth spoke so deal with it.
Romance › Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:47pm On May 31, 2023
labake1:
As the creator's angel let me write names of fornicators
No need, we turned a new leaf long time ago
Romance › Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:42pm On May 31, 2023
blacksam01:
ladies wont come close to this thread...lol
All girls are virgins until you go down with them…….

Then they give you that old wives tale of being deflowered by their house boy or abused by an older cousin at 5yrs or 10.


Then she will tell you she’s never done it again ever since.


Lost count of the number of times I heard that story
Romance › Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:38pm On May 31, 2023
MechanicMike:
you wanto gist about sexxc with men? Bro!!!! angry
What in his comment makes you believe he said Anything about men ?


If you want to come out as being into men please go ahead and seize the chance now and tell us your first encounter with one.

Stop going around the corners 😏
Nobody will flog you 😒
Politics › Re: Court Convicts Nigerian Fraudster, ‘yahoo Boy’ Of Love Scam In Kaduna by NoahHadNoArk: 1:58pm On May 31, 2023
My take on this?


That crime doesn’t match the punishment.
Fine of #100,000, then he forfeits his iPhone 11, refrigerator and sound system collectively valued at not less than #300,000 all for defrauding someone of $200 or #146,000 in today’s exchange rates.


A classic tale of using a sledgehammer to kill a fly
Romance › Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk:
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My nanny.

Her Pussy was the first bushy cùnt I ever saw.

So I in my innocence spilt the beans to my mom who duly beat the house-help blue black before sending her packing.

Needless to say, I felt miserable and guilty over the entire episode like it was my fault.


So in comes the next house-help and she continues from were the other stopped and since I didn’t want her to receive the same treatment as the first, I kept mute and let her have a field day.

It was always the same script, the rest of my siblings will be sleeping, she calls me over, strips me down, rubs saliva on her veejay, asks me to climb Ontop, and one way or the other she gets her pleasure and some sort of achievement.

I was 5, and knew absolutely nothing about what was going on.

That episode rubbed me of my innocence and taught me stuffs I never knew. So I duly spread the message by doing same to my neighbors kids and classmates in my age and that led to an explosion in the world of fornication 🤣


Any child my age who kept his or her virginity till 12 was considered an alien😂😂😂

As a result, there were no aliens around us cos aliens are forbidden.


My peace I leave you all😁

PS

I dedicate this ftc to all Nigerians suffering as a result of the current hike in petroleum products, God has heard your cries😭, things will turn out for your good. Hold on
Romance › Re: Is It Just Me by NoahHadNoArk: 8:23am On May 31, 2023
Teeneyo:
omo
na everywhere
SAPA with soul crushing debt.....
Mad debt baba, I think say na only me
Food › Re: Python Killed at My Estate Gate This Morning(Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19am On May 31, 2023
When the mother 🐍 comes for you people, be prepared to answer.
Romance › Re: Is It Just Me by NoahHadNoArk: 8:10am On May 31, 2023
Call it what it is…….



Famine
Politics › Re: Catholics Members Flock To Missouri Church To Pray Over Body Of 'miracle' Nun. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:28pm On May 30, 2023
Ezeama400:
No true Catholic will utter this nonsense..

You don't know anythinga about Catholic church..
Claiming to be a Catholic to insult Catholics is an outdated style
Ex altar knight



Keep calm, I know what I’m saying, I’ve seen it all.

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