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RomanceRe: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:56pm On May 31, 2023
MechanicMike:
Calm down Mr man... nairaland is not a gay chat room for faggggggots.if u want to talk about sexxxc wit men please find another website... nobody want u people here. How can u create chat to discuss sexxxc wit men..WTF!!!((no offenscce)) angry
This is still you exposing your faggish and homo tendencies


Keep it up, it suits you perfectly 🤣
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My first sex was outdoor
I was 17 or 18 then
The gal Dey very Hot we been Dey talk she carry me go one corner babe we begin kiss the next thing babe Dey pull pant
This was his comment, where did you see anything about men.

From the abundance of your heart your mouth spoke so deal with it.
RomanceRe: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:47pm On May 31, 2023
labake1:
As the creator's angel let me write names of fornicators
No need, we turned a new leaf long time ago
RomanceRe: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:42pm On May 31, 2023
blacksam01:
ladies wont come close to this thread...lol
All girls are virgins until you go down with them…….

Then they give you that old wives tale of being deflowered by their house boy or abused by an older cousin at 5yrs or 10.


Then she will tell you she’s never done it again ever since.


Lost count of the number of times I heard that story
RomanceRe: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk: 6:38pm On May 31, 2023
MechanicMike:
you wanto gist about sexxc with men? Bro!!!! angry
What in his comment makes you believe he said Anything about men ?


If you want to come out as being into men please go ahead and seize the chance now and tell us your first encounter with one.

Stop going around the corners 😏
Nobody will flog you 😒
PoliticsRe: Court Convicts Nigerian Fraudster, ‘yahoo Boy’ Of Love Scam In Kaduna by NoahHadNoArk: 1:58pm On May 31, 2023
My take on this?


That crime doesn’t match the punishment.
Fine of #100,000, then he forfeits his iPhone 11, refrigerator and sound system collectively valued at not less than #300,000 all for defrauding someone of $200 or #146,000 in today’s exchange rates.


A classic tale of using a sledgehammer to kill a fly
RomanceRe: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by NoahHadNoArk:
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My nanny.

Her Pussy was the first bushy cùnt I ever saw.

So I in my innocence spilt the beans to my mom who duly beat the house-help blue black before sending her packing.

Needless to say, I felt miserable and guilty over the entire episode like it was my fault.


So in comes the next house-help and she continues from were the other stopped and since I didn’t want her to receive the same treatment as the first, I kept mute and let her have a field day.

It was always the same script, the rest of my siblings will be sleeping, she calls me over, strips me down, rubs saliva on her veejay, asks me to climb Ontop, and one way or the other she gets her pleasure and some sort of achievement.

I was 5, and knew absolutely nothing about what was going on.

That episode rubbed me of my innocence and taught me stuffs I never knew. So I duly spread the message by doing same to my neighbors kids and classmates in my age and that led to an explosion in the world of fornication 🤣


Any child my age who kept his or her virginity till 12 was considered an alien😂😂😂

As a result, there were no aliens around us cos aliens are forbidden.


My peace I leave you all😁

PS

I dedicate this ftc to all Nigerians suffering as a result of the current hike in petroleum products, God has heard your cries😭, things will turn out for your good. Hold on
RomanceRe: Is It Just Me by NoahHadNoArk: 8:23am On May 31, 2023
Teeneyo:
omo
na everywhere
SAPA with soul crushing debt.....
Mad debt baba, I think say na only me
FoodRe: Python Killed at My Estate Gate This Morning(Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19am On May 31, 2023
When the mother 🐍 comes for you people, be prepared to answer.
RomanceRe: Is It Just Me by NoahHadNoArk: 8:10am On May 31, 2023
Call it what it is…….



Famine
PoliticsRe: Catholics Members Flock To Missouri Church To Pray Over Body Of 'miracle' Nun. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:28pm On May 30, 2023
Ezeama400:
No true Catholic will utter this nonsense..

You don't know anythinga about Catholic church..
Claiming to be a Catholic to insult Catholics is an outdated style
Ex altar knight



Keep calm, I know what I’m saying, I’ve seen it all.
PoliticsRe: Catholics Members Flock To Missouri Church To Pray Over Body Of 'miracle' Nun. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:33pm On May 30, 2023
I’m catholic and proud

But I will still come out to say this practice is beyond weird and Bizarre.

Why dig up that body in the first place ?!
What story or passage in the scripture are you trying to Justify?

If it’s not kneeling down to sculptures and Images of Gold, it’s digging up body to check their levels of decomposition like say you be skull miner. Isokay

My peace I leave you
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Yoruba Nation Agitators Hijack A Radio Station In Ibadan by NoahHadNoArk: 3:23pm On May 28, 2023
Emyzoloye5:
Oduduwa people, enemies of Nigeria
Then let them go
Give them their nation and allow them leave

Why forcing people to be part of your household when they want no part of it, then you call them enemies.
Science/TechnologyRe: Ingenious Nairalander Snake Lover Transforms Bike Silencer Into A Serpent's Lair by NoahHadNoArk: 10:39am On May 28, 2023
What manner of fuckèry is this😏



Spooky😒



He a member of a snake cult or something?!?



All hail Thulsa Doom


No be only ingenuity


Shift Abeg
SportsRe: Sure Ways In Winning Bet9ja Games by NoahHadNoArk: 9:15am On May 28, 2023
Mynd44 lalasticlala Dominique



Why is this fraudster and scammer still on Nairaland?!
SportsRe: Best 49ja Strategy by NoahHadNoArk: 9:14am On May 28, 2023
He is a notorious scammer on Nairaland wanted by the DSS……I wonder why Nairaland admins will allow him to have field day on this platform..
SportsRe: Sure Ways In Winning Bet9ja Games by NoahHadNoArk: 9:11am On May 28, 2023
Someone should report his channel on YouTube………he is wrecking lots of lives by stealing people’s money
SportsRe: Sure Ways In Winning Bet9ja Games by NoahHadNoArk: 9:10am On May 28, 2023
SportsRe: Sure Ways In Winning Bet9ja Games by NoahHadNoArk: 9:09am On May 28, 2023
Foolish Scammer
ProgrammingRe: SCAMMER TO AVOID - Post Your Scam Experience - by NoahHadNoArk: 9:13pm On May 27, 2023
ProgrammingRe: SCAMMER TO AVOID - Post Your Scam Experience - by NoahHadNoArk: 9:12pm On May 27, 2023
Bestgamerrrrrr



Add him to that list
RomanceRe: 10,000 Naira Giveaway To One Widow On Nairaland by NoahHadNoArk: 9:09pm On May 27, 2023
Uniqueness789:
which one be don't annoy him

Because of money he wants to know everything about you


It makes no sense
Is it your money😏

Go and create your own thread and do giveaway if e easy like dat.


Una too sabi do amebo no b small
SportsRe: 49ja/bet9ja Games Strategy/tricks by NoahHadNoArk: 2:25pm On May 27, 2023
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SportsRe: Best 49ja Strategy by NoahHadNoArk: 2:22pm On May 27, 2023
Please do not attend to this fool. He is just another hungry hustler looking for whom to deceive

SportsRe: Best 49ja Strategy by NoahHadNoArk: 2:19pm On May 27, 2023
Faleye Ayomide the foolish scammer has returned with yet another account to deceive gullible people into sending him money or giving him access to their betting accounts so he will swipe all the funds in them
EducationRe: Only A Genius Can Solve This Puzzle In 10 Sec by NoahHadNoArk: 7:58am On May 27, 2023
Wild goose chase


Tilt phone and number 20 appears
PoliticsRe: Women Coalition To Hold Solidarity March For Outgoing Akwa Ibom Governor's Wife by NoahHadNoArk: 9:32pm On May 26, 2023
Uduak Nkanga was the first indigenous First Lady of Akwa Ibom state, get your facts correct before you post them
RomanceRe: Should I Arrange by NoahHadNoArk: 4:09pm On May 26, 2023
TERMlNATOR:
And this Op fit be an keyboard online warrior but na ordinary ur junior sister dey pursue you with kitchen knife upandan.

My Twin sister dare not talk while i am still talking.
Upon say na she senior me.
Even if his sister gaps him 10years, nothing excuses you wielding a knife on your own sibling. What exactly was she planning on doing with that knife at that moment, give him a tattoo or make rags of his clothes?!?

Some people are born bullies and tend to take out their personal frustrations outside on people they meet inside like their siblings or friends.

Keep your temper in check and say no to any form of domestic abuse or violence.

Me like this that can’t even flog a child, imagine say I go marry OP sister, I go work come back late, maybe she dey call my phone dey switch off, I don already know say if I go back that house na my Obituary dem go post in one month.

This is the story of some marriages today. Most men are not looking forward to going back home so as not to face someone who doesn’t bring you peace in any way.


Op post your sister photo make we avoid am now wey e no late. 19 she don set for marriage make only soldier marry am as na only dem go handle am if she try anything
RomanceRe: Should I Arrange by NoahHadNoArk: 3:45pm On May 26, 2023
Tomorrow now an innocent Mohammed will take his hand and dig his grave by paying bride price for a girl who can’t keep her temper in check.
Next thing we hear Justice for Mohammed.

Mohammed that was long deceased from knife stab wounds or beaten with a pestle.


Please this is is how it all starts, domestic violence and abuse, it’s not going to stop even when she gets married. If her family loves her they should call her to order asap.


My peace I leave you



PS

For the nincompoop above me who beat me to FTC, you will reincarnate as a Nigerian in your next life and Buhari will be your president .

Dey play
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Lists The Names Of Over 40 Guys Who Have Knacked Her, Check Yours (video) by NoahHadNoArk: 7:03pm On May 24, 2023
Goodbye morality, Farewell decency

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