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Crime › Re: My Bitter Experience At The Police Station by NoahHadNoArk:
Cloudflare:
Whoever read that long epistle should summarize abeg
Sorry bro

Only geniuses can comprehend
Crime › Re: My Bitter Experience At The Police Station by NoahHadNoArk: 7:32am On Jun 23, 2023
Candidlady:
Idel Kabir is next week

The cost of rams are extremely expensive even here in the north

Nufsaid
Of what use is this piece of information to this thread
Travel › Re: Nigerians In The UK Are Really Suffering by NoahHadNoArk: 4:58am On Jun 23, 2023
Nahunger:
When are you coming back to Nigeria 🤠
So you can enjoy with us
Everything is free here, in fact we barely go out to work, there are free restaurants for daily 3 square meals, there is even a free spar, gym and free money shared here on daily basis.
You will love it here please come home 🥰
Don’t forget to add that security is the best in the world and our roads are accident free
Romance › Re: When A Girl Tells You That Her Boyfriend Is Always Busy by NoahHadNoArk: 9:03pm On Jun 22, 2023
MechanicMike:
So u are gay? Why are u convasationing a girl insted of toasting her..SHAME ON U SIR!!!(no oofencse) angry
OP starve this bush puppy of all the attention he desperately craves…….


He’s jobless and has no better thing to do.
Celebrities › Re: You Do This Nyash, Portable Tell Female Fan At The Abuja Airport (video, Pic) by NoahHadNoArk: 9:32am On Jun 22, 2023
eepeepook:
With the fame he’s gained, I wonder if he’ll ever feel the need to steal phones. Time will tell.
Are you saying he’s a kleptomaniac?!?😂
Sports › Re: Bendel Insurance Wins FA Cup. Giveaway For 10 People 1k Each by NoahHadNoArk: 7:42pm On Jun 21, 2023
guobe:
my defender sent
Thank you


I want to join your VIP on telegram but my messages ain’t delivering.


Will send a guy named “X” to message you with my username so you can save me up so I message you as a mutual contact, then we talk business.

Thank you for being good
Sports › Re: Bendel Insurance Wins FA Cup. Giveaway For 10 People 1k Each by NoahHadNoArk:
🤣
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:09pm On Jun 21, 2023
Osashalom:
Gullible folks are even believing you that don't even have a house, talkless that rubbish you wrote there ever happening. Like I said, it was imam that came to your imaginary house.
You must be the dumbest nincompoop ever liveth if you believe I am the OP of this thread…..



You mumu pass your papa🤣
Politics › Re: Jubilation At The Police HQ In Abuja On The Appointment Of A New IGP. Video/pics by NoahHadNoArk: 2:22am On Jun 21, 2023
Odin13:
This is the first government in Nigerian no other tribe is celebrating.. except Yoruba people

Not even during the days of coup and counter coup..

Buhari was highly celebrated across regions

Gej

But this government no other tribe

If I lie check your immediate neighbors
If you have nothing sensible to say switch off your data and sleep
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:40pm On Jun 20, 2023
Osashalom:
Cooked up story. It was an imam that came to visit her
We’ve heard you

Now please go back to watching your Africa Magic on your Gotv 900naira subscription

Nobody asked for your weird opinion
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:31pm On Jun 20, 2023
Mjshexy:
Wow...right in your house with you in the same house, like seriously shocked. I'm sorry i can't give you an advice, you should know what to do undecided
Your dp looks like a girl who will do exactly what that girlfriend did


My peace I leave you o😁
Business › Re: Which Nigerian Bank Is The Best? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:27pm On Jun 20, 2023
Whois:
Same, i abandoned gtb for opay. But boss check ur credit rating o, zenith bank fit don report you say you missed loan repayment. undecided
It wasn’t a loan, I run away from loans like say na STD…..see the screenshot from my monthly statement that month. If only they can explain how I got to owe them 10k them I will pay up and return to banking with them, till then? To hell with them!!!

Business › Re: Which Nigerian Bank Is The Best? by NoahHadNoArk: 2:45pm On Jun 20, 2023
I duly deleted my zenith bank app and terminated my contract wit them after my balance of 1,500 suddenly showed -8,250😫


When, how and why.


Zenith Bank Na God go see una


In Opay I stand

Celebrities › Re: Long List Of Stars Who Have Allegedly Dated Yvonne Nelson Trends by NoahHadNoArk: 12:29pm On Jun 20, 2023
kalufelix:
The goodnews is that in the wake of all this controversies more thirsty simps will be willing to indulge now more than ever...i see this biatch getting married to a thirsty simp before the year runs out..
This is the truth……with all she’s said men will still line up to take her to the altar 🤣🤣🤣
Celebrities › Re: Long List Of Stars Who Have Allegedly Dated Yvonne Nelson Trends by NoahHadNoArk: 12:28pm On Jun 20, 2023
orohbiro:
Op stop this it does not make sense y wash her dirty linen in public
Oya go comot d dirty linens na


Why u dey fear for am? Abi she b your role model?!?
Politics › Re: Picture Of Major General Lagbaja The New Chief Of Army Staff On The Front Line by NoahHadNoArk: 12:15pm On Jun 20, 2023
AntiMarxist:
Must you comment ?
No he must not, because say na your papa get Nairaland abi😁
Politics › Re: Picture Of Major General Lagbaja The New Chief Of Army Staff On The Front Line by NoahHadNoArk: 12:12pm On Jun 20, 2023
Offpointng:
What I'm I trying to spell out and what rubbish are you typing atm?? is frag jacket bout beauty?? or having ESS to protect their eye sight against dry sand esp in the Sahel region where they operate. Sense is needed here dude
And Sense he lacks 🤣
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Slaughter Ohaneze Chieftain's Father, Kill INEC Staff (Graphics Photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 10:35am On Jun 20, 2023
damilola4162:
Does this make sense to you sir 😏
Ignore that tout, he’s hopelessly desperate for clout and attention
Crime › Re: Soldiers Punish Staff And Visitors At TCN Office by NoahHadNoArk: 9:58am On Jun 20, 2023
Kooldon:
Why would a whole TCN allowed a broke down truck to obstruct the entrance of an Army Barrack?
Ao you know what that means?
The management of TCN would have hired a towing van immdiately and tow the truck inside their premises. This skill set was not taught in school.
I like what the army did by wiring senses back to their brains.
You are a definition of senselessness
Nairaland General › Re: Cockfighting Ring Busted In Nevada: Dozens Of Dead Roosters Found. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:58pm On Jun 19, 2023
I don’t get 59dead roosters ?!?


Are you guy vegetarians or is eating chicken a taboo or crime in Nevada ?!?
Celebrities › Re: Sarkodie Impregnated Me, Refused To Accept Responsibility - Yvonne Nelson by NoahHadNoArk: 3:41pm On Jun 19, 2023
Mad o😁
Celebrities › Re: So Shocking �, 15 Years Old Girl Caught Doing Hook Up. by NoahHadNoArk: 1:38pm On Jun 19, 2023
Staged
Politics › Re: Imo Ex Governor, Okorocha Escapes Assassination by NoahHadNoArk: 8:00am On Jun 19, 2023
jumper524:
All the assassination attempts on Nigeria elites are never always successful.
They end up killing innocent police security details while failing to get the targets.
If they weren't prepared, they shouldn't be making attacks.
How has this comment helped or made sense in any way?!?


You asking the criminals to go back and prepare well before making attacks? So as to get their intended targets and avoid collateral damage……pls explain to us 😏
Health › Re: 76 Years ‘dead’ Woman On Coffin Found Breathing During Her Own Way-keep(photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 6:03pm On Jun 18, 2023
I knw some sets of people who would have buried her alive that same, without autopsy or verification.


If you get to imagine the scores of people who have woken up 6ft down after a near death experience, you will get sick! The horrors of being buried alive. As a result of human errors and religious naivety.

Damn!!!



I didn’t call anybody’s name o, keep away from my mentions



My peace I leave you all
Sports › Re: For The Doubting Thomas(my Strategy Is Paying Out) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:50pm On Jun 18, 2023
Ekemeze:
Sorry the email I use for this account is not accessible.
I can't post links here to avoid ban.

So search for KMANALYSIS on telegram.. check for the one with over 240k subscribers, and it's free to join.

Or search for "triplea tips by tweet savage " on telegram. Still free
Roger that boss
Sports › Re: For The Doubting Thomas(my Strategy Is Paying Out) by NoahHadNoArk: 11:17am On Jun 18, 2023
Ekemeze:
I'm following 4 different telegram channels that posts 100% free games ranging from1.3- 3 odds every single day,..

On one of the channels, the owner himself makes average of 3 million naira profit daily .. no cap. when leagues were on, he once made 22 million one Saturday, 1xbet had to stop him from staking high for that day.

He's got over 240k subscribers, never asked for a penny for subscription, infact he is the one that does giveaway sef, yesterday he did giveaway on twitter.. yet he still record loses here and there.

Personally, I've won 300k following his games, I started with 45k. I'm just being very very careful not to let it get into my head so I am trading with utmost caution because nothing is sure in betting.

All I'm saying is. Betting can never be sure route to becoming rich. It's all luck.
Please add a brother let’s fight sapa together


How I reach you?!

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