₦airaland Forum

ufuosman:
Better, b4 anoda wife come on board

shevchenko:
Nigerians are too dumb for my likeing .You don't need a certificate when you graduate .You only need a transcripts .You only need a certificate if its asked for .Your statement of result can be used instead .
Getting a certificate requires clearance from library ,department ,bursary just to show you didn't owe any money while schooling .Nigerians are illiterates

Michellla:
Dont allow us slap marykay out of your shaking foundation

baybeeboi:
You just wrote names of dead people like you wrote names of noise makers.

you couldnt even give any information about them.

Florblu:
Damn!is been faithful that difficult?

SmellingAnus:
The guy may truly love you per se but it's just a case of voracious appetite for sex.... It's either he is not too busy or it's just a normal thing to him ... Don't blame him much for wanting to have sex with you even while mourning, I am not a hypocrite so I know the way this thing works.... The dickkkk has a mind of its own especially in this peculiar case where your boyfriend has a voracious appetite for sex... Your boyfriend and I share the same thing in common it's just that maturity has helped me to at least know when to avoid it... Solution... Try to get him to be busier with school/work or let him join a department in church and also give his life to Christ... Note that , it will not automatically stop his voracious appetite for sexx but it may help him to reduce the number of rounds he goes then maybe from there he could even become so changed that you will be the one to disturb him for sex.... I remember dating a church girl for only six months without sex and she left me for it... ( if only she knew that I was a reformed sex maniac that no girl( the ones I have tried) has been able to match my appetite for sexs).... It's matter of your guy channeling that appetite to something more productive... It may take a long time, Maybe even a break up from both of you before he gets there....

musicwriter:
I' am alarmed these people still don't understand what the long term goal should be, instead all the so called solution they have to offer amounts to nothing but treating symptoms.

If we need infrastructures, the long term solution lies in investing massively in science and engineering in our universities, because it is human beings that builds infrastructures.

If we want to mine our minerals off the soil, the solution lies in investing massively in chemistry and geology in our universities, because its human beings that mine minerals.

Science + Technology = Industry.

Therefore, we cannot have a thriving minning sector without science and technology, even if there's investment fund.

Science + Technology + Industry = Development.

This's self explanatory. Development is a product of science, technology, industry.

Throwing money here and there is not the solution to our problem!. Our problem boils down to failure of the education sector. There's no real education going on in Africa, therefore, we don't have enough qualified people to cause development!.

Honestly, I see no headway so far. As it stands, we don't even have qualified people in decision making!

Development cannot happen, unless the Nigerian masses possess real education to cause development. Everything else outside this amounts to treating symptoms.

Greatfuture:
By John Akubo, Lokoja | 29 June 2016 |
Piqued by the Kogi State Government’s new policy, stopping patronage of some banks in the state, 14 commercial banks yesterday, suspended services to customers as a form of protest.
The Guardian findings revealed that the affected commercial banks took the decision in protest against the state government’s decision to open unsolicited salary accounts for civil servants in Zenith and Access Banks.
The action, it was gathered has put the affected banks in difficult situation, who lamented that the decision would make it difficult for them to recover their facilities from civil servants who hitherto banked with them.
Many customers were stranded when they came to do business at their various banks yesterday, as they were turned back, leaving only Access and Zenith Banks attending to civil servants.
The organised labour had earlier embarked on strike on Monday over alleged “imposition of strange and unsolicited salary bank account on workers by the government in utter disregard to established civil service rules.”
Other grievances leveled against the government include, “imposition of new PAYE regime on workers, non payment of salaries to local government workers, pensioners, core civil servants and non implementation of 100% minimum wage to primary school teachers.”
When The Guardian went round the capital city the banks; GuarantyTrust, UBA, Sterling, Fidelity, First Bank, EcoBank, Union, WEMA, Skye Banks, Diamond, FCMB, Unity and Stambic IBTC were all under lock and key.
Customers with their ATM cards queued up to try withdrawing from the machines that were bogged down by network issues.The combined strike of labour and the commercial banks has practically grounded both government and commercial activities in the state.
A customer in one of the banks, Joel Usman said the strike was justifiable on the grounds that a lot of civil servants whose salary accounts were in those banks had collected facilities using their salary accounts as security or collaterals with the knowledge and consent of their employer.
At a forum recently where the issue came up, Governor Yahaya Bello explained that the bailout fund received by state governments was the result of the Federal Government standing surety for them to approach deposit money banks for facilities.
In other words, against the generally held impression that the Federal Government has always doled out these funds from its coffers, it essentially provided a guarantee for the loan facility to would-be lenders, in favour of the state government.
According to him, “Due to the prevailing economic situation, cash reserves of commercial banks domiciled with the Central Bank of Nigeria, were currently competing for so many pressing needs simultaneously, making it increasingly difficult for the banks to finance loan facilities, especially long-term ones.
“Access and Zenith Banks were however able to step up to the plate when the state approached them. They made the first tranche of the state’s bailout funds available, but on one condition. The condition was that the funds remain domiciled in their banks.”
The organized labour had directed workers to stay away from work. But in defiance, investigations showed that workers reported for duty and signed the mandatory attendance register ordered by government.
The Commissioner of Information, Muhammed Away Imam disclosed at the secretariat that the workers came to work, adding many of them were suffering from divided loyalty.

BossWike:
Buhari and his [color=#990000][/color]staffs are baboons

Lalasticlala

madgoat:
I dnt want to insult you but u really deserve to be insulted for being so dumb. So u mean u are so blind to see that ur fiancee has no regards for you. I'm sure she agreed to ur proposal bcoz u were a pest or she agreed just out of pity. Apparently she's not ready to marry you. You are just her second option just incase she gets dumped by her BF.

#i am sure u have not even seen this girl's pant before, not to talk of her pussy sef.
Guy wake up and stop acting dumb.

GboyegaD:
A civil servant earns N60m monthly

slap1:
Although this is a violation of rights, every sensible Muslim should understand that at this point, we cannot sacrifice security of lives on the altar of religious sentiments. The Muslim extremists are making life acutely difficult for the peaceful Muslims.

informato:
As men and women of faith engage in fervent prayers to bring Audu
back to life others were digging his grave in one end of the
compound.

ShakurM:
Oya kneel down make we pray 4 u!! Where this schnapps se

Our father in heaven wey no need microscope dey look inside our heart, bless our brother Jagaban, all those karishika girls wey no look him side b4 him blow no go near am when e don make am oo, , all those bruvas 4 street wey no allow am squat 4 dem side no go drain am o,those kind pple sabi beg, Audu reach promise land e no land ur own no go be like that o, dem no go jam ur car o, if dem jam am, e no go scratch, if e scratch, e no go dent, if e dent make you sef drive well, we too like you na why.
Baba God, na CBN do mistake send money to one old baba wey no too need am, we youngies sef get account number o ,
We sef wey we never finish school go graduate and hammer double n triple if na daily sef, we no mind at all, we sabi manage am, manager na our middle name If na sin dey delay am, abeg clear am 4 us, we no say we dey fall your hand but street rough, butter our daily bread add egg join pass Meshayi. Deliver us from bad market o baba God

Acjohn:
I would suggest he rather start with the Big generators like Mikano as that would affect the big cabals that have been sabotaging our power industry not the small one that people like Obi and Baba chukwuamaka are using to survive.

petrelli07:
I think the fact that you can't differentiate between "their" and "there" should be more worrisome to you than matters that are simply beyond your level of comprehension..

FriedPlantain:
Anyone who believes this guy's nicely written fiction needs his/her cerebrum checked.


Na all these guys wey dey like to talk about their 4 hours long sexcapade no fit last 2 minutes on top woman.

By the way, I no know say nairalanders like sex gist like this oo, see how everywhere full with viewers and peepers.

modath:
God please give Fashola the POWER to finish the many WORKS assigned to him..


'Tunde can MASTER them all, no lele..

charliejose:
are u minding someone that's his gp is same as the refractive index of water . .. Why wouldn't he think it's a miracle to get such cumulative grade point

kaorama:
Good move. God has a way of remembering people who think their cases have been closed. Today, if u think your case has been forgotten, I see God revisiting your situation and putting a smile on your face.

fatheritunu:
I don't even know what to say to this.

Kimoni:
I laugh in Swahili

True true, you be new bride. Shior

You are about to start your married life in a family house with a brother-in-law and his wife as well as your sick father-in-law and the only thing that bothers you is the maid because she doesn't greet you

Hehehehehe sorry o, madam the madam

Do you have a job? Pls get busy with work such that you won't even have the time to notice who is greeting you or who is not. If you were living alone, who would have taken your clothes off the line?

My dear, get your priorities right. The maid is not yours, face your husband and stop behaving like madam in a house that's not yours.

***modified - I went back to read your post, I honestly think you have bigger issues. You are not even married to him yet and you authoritatively want the maid gone cuz she calls you by name I just hope you don't scatter that family before you finally get married to him sorry for my harsh words oo but you have personal issues you need to resolve asap