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Romance / Re: Valentine Is Tomorrow � � by nodeKWKLFL: 11:47pm On Feb 13, 2020
AGAIN
NiklauseFred:
So valentine is tomorrow cool
Dear ladies over to you guys. What did you guys say men are again? cheesy cheesy

Romance / Re: Hungrynigerian Is Back! Baba Don Fresh Up Before And After Photos Attached (pic) by nodeKWKLFL: 1:09am On Aug 03, 2019
thebosstrevor:
i thought you were bald, how you come plaint hair, what is the magic of your success? grin grin

Drugs

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Romance / Re: Women Describe What They Do Immediately After Sex And It Will Surprise You by nodeKWKLFL: 9:12pm On May 13, 2019
Hmm

Romance / Re: Help! I'm Stranded In My Girlfriend House by nodeKWKLFL: 5:15pm On May 12, 2019
He better prepare for Sars or area Boys jungle justice on the way

ThePreachersSon:


Now the bag of pants got me. I swear, once he carry am she go arrange herself
Romance / Re: Help! I'm Stranded In My Girlfriend House by nodeKWKLFL: 4:41pm On May 12, 2019
Don't go anywhere if she ain't giving you anything tangible. 1k? Spits.
After using you over the weekend? About breaking up with you, watch her well no be later she go come hold you down saying she's preggo.

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Romance / Re: What A 20 Year Old Girl Told Me Yesterday by nodeKWKLFL: 12:13pm On May 06, 2019
Wait till you meet in person and with time you find out their true intentions. But op make your intentions no be to ruin her life with your manrod oh.

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Romance / Re: Just Broke Up With My Girl Of 3years.. Sad!!! by nodeKWKLFL: 9:46am On May 06, 2019
Why feel hurt over a loose partner? Cut ties immediately and go have fun, meet new people.
Leave her and see where she ends. Same place others end. For now it's fun to her. Let's see few years from now and see the choice she ends up with. Cheats don't even appreciate good partners.

Romance / Re: See What Guy Did To A Girl Who Requested For More After Seeing He Had More Money by nodeKWKLFL: 9:39am On May 06, 2019
Freeloaders everywhere. The moment you give in, they repeat the cycle making higher demand and tagging you mugu #x. Why can't you offer to buy something else for the both of you as the young boy has offered to buy something for the both of you no matter how small it is? At least start off with on a good note instead of showing off your greedy attitude. Daughters of the world.

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Romance / Re: Are Women Really Useless? by nodeKWKLFL: 1:49pm On May 05, 2019
Surprises everywhere these days

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Romance / Re: Checkout New Way To Keep Your Wife Faithful To You by nodeKWKLFL: 3:32am On May 05, 2019
SageMK:
- But she'll still have be able to give
Blów job Hand job Boob job And even ass job. This is fúckery. undecided

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Her EX by nodeKWKLFL: 3:15am On May 05, 2019
Maybe she has her reasons

Romance / Re: Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by nodeKWKLFL: 3:08am On May 05, 2019
Satisfying a football stadium that has too many previous players? Not a solo mission. Watch before you marry to avoid dying in service.

Romance / Re: Incest Alert! by nodeKWKLFL: 8:52pm On May 02, 2019
So this is your own way of distracting us from nollywood war? It won't work.

Pets / Re: The Snake I Killed With The Help Of My Lovely Dog. by nodeKWKLFL: 11:32pm On May 01, 2019
So did the boa named stone killed a snake called boa?

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Romance / Re: Should He Cut Her Off? by nodeKWKLFL: 1:59pm On Apr 25, 2019
ceeroh:
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Tell your friend not to worry. He will receive that call together with acceptance fee.
See this one. You no know say the girl know your scores and she dey prepare you for slaughter house

Romance / Re: I Just Hate Crying In My Dreams ,it Kills Me Slowly ,help Me Out by nodeKWKLFL: 12:12am On Apr 19, 2019
What happened to praying and fasting? When you have such dreams, keep yourself pure, fast and pray. Do this for 3 days and no harm planned will come your way. Anything bad will be nullified and you will come out victorious.
You don't just relax when you encounter anything bad in dreams. Seek the face of the Lord.
Romance / Re: Wife Caught Cheating Husband, Told Him To Choose 25 Strokes Of Cane Or Divorce by nodeKWKLFL: 11:24pm On Apr 18, 2019
Why? Why don't you people do background work first before posting garbage and making up stories just for the thrill of it? If you have nothing to post, stop making up stories as this shows clearly how idle you are without concrete source for materials. Give up journalism and look for a different line of work. Few days ago, a thread was created about a policeman caught with a minor. Today same pictures turned up with a different story of a policeman teargassing her daughter's friend.
Why are dumb skulls turning this forum into something else? If you don't have anything to report, just Netflix and chill or go do farming.
OP, those pictures are actually from a fetish website www.spankingtube.com and the vid is there with similar spanking vids. Stop making up stories.
I beg make I enter one side.

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TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by nodeKWKLFL: 11:18pm On Feb 25, 2019
The wolf of wall street, carlitos way 1 and 2, unforgiven by Clint Eastwood . Always have these in any device I own

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Romance / Re: Switch Our Phone Off By 12am Today Else... by nodeKWKLFL: 10:43pm On Feb 24, 2019
Ode. It's like you go about making useless posts.
First, Mars could not emit harmful radiation because it is not a star. Cosmic rays are emitted by stars. i.e bodies that are undergoing nuclear reactions that is fusion (as occurs in our sun) or fission (as occurs in nuclear reactors). Mars is neither. It is a planet that just reflects sunlight. It cannot emit cosmic radiation.
Next, with regards to these rays the earth’s atmosphere is capable of taking care of them so no need to worry. The magnetosphere absorbs and protects us from the sun’s harmful radiation. Whatever remains is too feeble to affect any thing as far as earth.
Spreading dubious and unsubstantiated warnings such as this is counterproductive.

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Phones / Re: What's The Best Midnight Data Plan Available? by nodeKWKLFL: 11:46pm On Feb 18, 2019
IYANGBALI:
Airtel na baba

Our girls will be forming because of ordinary two breasts, they forgot that dogs have eight.

Who argue with you? Go and hammer dog na and leave the girls for straight men and let the dogs be for sodomites. World people.

Romance / Re: Simple Ways To Be In Control Of Any Girl by nodeKWKLFL: 7:31pm On Feb 17, 2019
Romance / Re: Fix by nodeKWKLFL: 6:02pm On Feb 04, 2019
But pad? You mean menstrual pad like Brisky? Well, watch out cis someone might take a pic of you doing that as a male and post it thinking you have crossed to the other side. You know how naija is. Any reasonable girl knows when to expect her period and carries pad with her incase if starts. She is just useless or dirty for not having that with her before leaving her home. Saying you must buy it? What's she doing at your place anyways? Ask her to get the fvk home and stop being a liability already. Get her own pad or get the fvk home
Business / Re: Keystone Bank Introduces ‘Cheque Deposit’ In Mobile App In Nigeria by nodeKWKLFL: 4:07pm On Feb 04, 2019
How long will it take to deposit funds to account? Failed to mention that. I guess weeks. Nigerian banks are not yet prepared for this. Sometimes it takes months for banks to even credit your account from POS transactions. Now introducing check deposit feature, I wonder how long it will take to credit account after deposit.
Business / Re: ‘Dangote Refinery’ll Not Sell Petrol At Regulated Price’- The Nation by nodeKWKLFL: 3:52pm On Feb 04, 2019
Take your envy and your spoon and go make a thread of your own. Stop spamming the thread


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Romance / Re: When A Togo Girl Want To Scam 9ja Guy (screenshot) by nodeKWKLFL: 12:12am On Jan 27, 2019
KingsJohnson:



Is high time you guys stop using abusive words on girls or referring to dem as such; pls respect them for crying out loud. You mustn't bang every girl dat comes your way
you
We've heard you. Girls should also respect guys for crying out loud. You must not beg every guy that comes your way. Freeloaders. Men don wise. No be their fault. Just a friendship with a dude and you feel that you are entitled to something. Manipulative little f.. Kers. A brother not giving in to her manipulative little brain. Hand go touch you
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Making Temi Otedola's Hair (Photos) by nodeKWKLFL: 12:01am On Jan 04, 2019
Let it be. Did he complain? Children of the world.
Abegi zagga dat

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Romance / Re: Here Is The Meaning To The Word Most Nigerian Girls Say After Breakup by nodeKWKLFL: 4:48pm On Jan 03, 2019
Oluromantic:
If she doesn't give me her body abeg what else do they have to give after you've spent shege on them...brain dem no get, ideas dem no get, money dem no dey give, even manners dem no get. So what else is she supposed to give me. After all its not for free, na money me too dey spend.
LOL I weak
Romance / Re: . by nodeKWKLFL: 4:35pm On Jan 03, 2019
Eleven... Eleven months! Wow!
Are you a virgin? My guess is that you are not. If you guys are adults and ready, 11 months is more than enough for you or the guy to know that you both are right for each other. I believe if the guy is a monster, you would have walked away months ago. So stop looking for a reason in NL to quit. You were comfortable sleeping with him on the same bed for almost a year. That means you like him. So what's holding you back? Oh oh. Want to get married before giving him your cat. But you are enjoying the benefits of marriage for the past 11 months I guess. If you don't want a guy to enjoy any benefit from you as a female, stop getting the benefits of marriage from him. Wait till you get married. Visit once in a while. Don't demand like a wife. He gives you anything or takes care of you out of his freewill, take it as a plus. Don't demand and he won't demand. Looking to break up with him now doesn't makes sense. You say you do chores when at his place? If you were at your house don't you do chores? Be realistic. We all do chores at our home. When we visit friends, we help out too when we stay over. It's normal. Stop acting like it's something because you definitely eat and well taken care of when you are over there at his place. Rape is wrong. Both parties have to agree in other to have sex. He knows he did wrong. You did wrong too.

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