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FamilyRe: Lady Celebrates As Court Dissolves Her Marriage (Photos) by Nofuckgiven: 9:07pm On Mar 21, 2017
Inspectorsuga:
If only 50% of our men will start seeing women on a perspective like mine, u ladies will realise dat everything abt u is overrated....
We all know your mother and sisters are underated thanks for letting us know! Ode ni e,ko kan mi! undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Thin Tall Tony's Wife Welcomes Him Home, Gushes He's An Amazing Husband & Father by Nofuckgiven: 8:43pm On Mar 21, 2017
We already know he was an actor before he entered the house so who cares? He was just doing his job I guess. Too bad a reality show is not a movie. undecided
Meanwhile Bally get ready to go home next week,we are also tired of you tongue
EventsRe: Pregnant Lady Plays The Role Of A Bridesmaid With Her Huge Baby Bump (Photos) by Nofuckgiven: 8:00pm On Mar 21, 2017
Ehen? Is she the first or the last to do that? Must every topic make front page? undecided
CelebritiesRe: EFCC Warns Kemi Adetiba With Her Work "The Wedding Party" by Nofuckgiven: 7:48pm On Mar 21, 2017
Free advert! Can't she click without announcing it? undecided
Jokes EtcIs This True? by Nofuckgiven(op): 6:04pm On Mar 21, 2017
*Reason Why Some Igbo People Don't Greet Elders In Their Village.*

*Just greet an old woman & she will tell u d story of ur generation likekiss

Morning Nwam' Bia' Is this not Okechukwu d son of Ebube' d man who raped two girls before getting married to Obiageli d daughter of d wine tapper who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Juliliana d village famous prostitute who always move abt half naked before getting married to Okeke d Dibia man from d neighboring village.

Is it not ur Grandfather that died of waist pain.

Nwam' so u hv grown so big' Kedu?

Prove me wrong oo!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: See How Viewers Voted For Nominated Housemates (photo) by Nofuckgiven: 1:13pm On Mar 20, 2017
Ugosample:
Whatever gives you orgasm bitch
You really need to end your frustrations cause it ain't my fault. Bastard!
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: See How Viewers Voted For Nominated Housemates (photo) by Nofuckgiven: 12:16pm On Mar 20, 2017
Ugosample:
She does not even know what I mean by performance.

Go and play with sand abeg
That's your Bleep.ing business. TTT is out and that is all. So you can go and die now.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: See How Viewers Voted For Nominated Housemates (photo) by Nofuckgiven: 12:02pm On Mar 20, 2017
Ugosample:
You see that is the problem...

We are "Africans" Hogwash

His family thing was none of our business, and instead of Nigerians to vote him out based on his performance, or anything else, it was based on this flimsy reason.

It's alright sha
What useless performance? Did he sing more than Debby or Bisola? Abi na the flirting around that is the performance we should applaud? If you want to quote me better speak with sense. It is Big Brother Nigeria not Nigerian Idol.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: See How Viewers Voted For Nominated Housemates (photo) by Nofuckgiven: 12:18am On Mar 20, 2017
Efe is already the winner. Aside from his huge fanbase,he has won ultimate head of house,saving him from being nominated for eviction next week. If that isn't grace,I don't know what else is.
As for that Mr Single and married aka TTT he should be happy we are sending him home to reconcile with his family before matter gets out of hand. The idiot thought he could play games with important issues like family ties,he think say na America we dey! We are Africans and we have cultural and moral values that no amount of civilization can take away.
At least, Bisola can now get closer to Bally who is a single guy. Mumu girl dey cry for married man! Her stupidity is astounding! undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Dwarf RCCG Pastor & Barrister Weds In Abuja Today (Photos) by Nofuckgiven: 5:51pm On Mar 18, 2017
UniQuegrACE:
I'm short of words.
HML OOO
Sarcastic much? Lol grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by Nofuckgiven: 5:49pm On Mar 18, 2017
Hypocrisy is when you scream 'wow' for the same thing you scream 'olosho' for when its Naija that is involved while stupidity is insulting Nigerian women when your mother and sisters are also among! Educated illiterates have infiltrated this thread! Renowned fools!!
Quote me and prove you are a renowned fool!! undecided
RomanceRe: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by Nofuckgiven: 4:01pm On Mar 18, 2017
Omg,this is a demonic illuminati infested doll created to lure more gullible souls through masturbation. Because that is not sex,just same way ladies masturbate with di.ldo. But these dolls are worse because they can be possessed before purchase. No sane African or even an average white guy can use 500k to buy this plastic! Except perverts and frustrated guys! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 11:34pm On Mar 17, 2017
SonOfAfonja:
Go to sleep already retar.d, before you start telling me all about your family genealogy....you sound like one illiterate, malnourished twa.t....
Omg why so pained? Did I touch a nerve? Lol grin
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 11:09pm On Mar 17, 2017
SonOfAfonja:
Fool, what did you think I came here to do? Humour you?....oh I get it, you're a frustrated, dim-witted slowpoke, who needs mama to change his diapers and sing nursery rhymes to.....
Never mind you'll get all the love you desire in a rehab, oh yes! That's where you belong....flat.head.
E pain am die! Even I from Kogi is a Flathea.d! cheesy grin grin grin Afonjafool! tongue tongue

FamilyRe: Husband Takes His Christian Wife To Sharia Court For "Praying Too Much" (Photos) by Nofuckgiven: 10:59pm On Mar 17, 2017
thesicilian:
I didn't say she shouldn't defend herself, like she's doing now by getting her own lawyer. All I said was, she should keep praying.
Shut that hole you call a mouth! Pray fire! The one she been dey pray before nko? The one wey you pray but you never still hammer like those who you call 'sinners' abi? Keep religion out of logic for once in your damn life! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 10:49pm On Mar 17, 2017
SonOfAfonja:
Hahaha, nitwit with a gun,I know you dumb, sha don't go shoot your mum with what you're holding....fvcktard.
Dry like harmattan. Didn't expect much from afonjastic bloke! tongue
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 10:20pm On Mar 17, 2017
SonOfAfonja:
Hahahaha, he pain the eediot. This is for you cun.t
Lol after you have killed yourself cheesy grin

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 8:56pm On Mar 17, 2017
SonOfAfonja:
Reserve the room in yaba for your ancestors bro...peace out
Now I know you are a bloody fool! Worthless oaf!
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 8:49pm On Mar 17, 2017
SonOfAfonja:
Your stupidity is factory fitted, with spare part.
Do you know that you are mad but have nobody to tell you? You better check into yabaleft asap. Just an advice!
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 5:23pm On Mar 17, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by Nofuckgiven: 4:21pm On Mar 17, 2017
Don Jazzy do wife her oh! We no wan hear babymama like wizkid and davido! I know you are a responsible Igbo guy unlike flavour! cool
RomanceRe: Ladies, Please Stop Doing This On Instagram by Nofuckgiven: 12:02pm On Mar 17, 2017
SonOfAfonja:
Hmmmm, too much hypocrisy in Africa....You don't like it, you detest it, you yell ''ASHAWO'' at them, yet you go to their walls, like and comment wow wow wow wow like ambulance wey dey hold-up....Can't you fvcktards ignore?
I so much hate hypocrites! Even God does hence the state of the continent! With all their religious hype,you would think Africa would be better than other continents but hypocrisy is killing them. What a pity! undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Customer Care Representative by Nofuckgiven: 11:38pm On Mar 16, 2017
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RomanceRe: A Letter From A Feminist! by Nofuckgiven(op): 10:34pm On Mar 16, 2017
alizma:
between me and you, Who has just failed compressioncomprehension test here? I just asked simple question that required simple yes or no and you are here telling stories of how your parents discovered each other and who paid who. who asked you all that?
Stop disgracing your teachers! That is if you ever passed through the four walls of any educational institution.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor: "I Built My House Without A Sugar Daddy" by Nofuckgiven: 10:19pm On Mar 16, 2017
uzeba:
who asked you?
Na me ask am grin

TV/MoviesRe: BBNAIJA Housemate Debie-Rise's Music Video Titled 'Winner' by Nofuckgiven: 10:13pm On Mar 16, 2017
Yes she is talented but not everyone would have singing talent. BTW she is not pretty maybe cute undecided
#teamtboss grin
FamilyRe: Identical Twins Show Off Their Baby Bumps (Photo) by Nofuckgiven: 10:05pm On Mar 16, 2017
Twins are a blessing! kiss Thanks to Mary Slessor una for join una ancestors for evil forest lol grin grin grin
RomanceRe: A Letter From A Feminist! by Nofuckgiven(op): 9:00pm On Mar 16, 2017
alizma:
Hope the equal right is applicable to marriage right, like women paying groom price, going to kneel down to ask for men's hand in marriage?
Its not my fault you can't comprehend simple writeup. I know many women who paid their own brideprice and if traditional marriage is scrapped today,don't complain if your wife starts dealing with you. Better be thankful. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Terry G Cute Like Never Before In New Photos by Nofuckgiven: 5:05pm On Mar 16, 2017
mirabeldesmond:
shocked I never knew he was this fine
Me too. He even fine pass kemen grin
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Warns Buhari In 30-Page Memo by Nofuckgiven: 3:36pm On Mar 16, 2017
Kill yourselves for all we care. undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Uriel Becomes Payporte Fashion Ambassador (Photos) by Nofuckgiven: 3:14pm On Mar 16, 2017
Good girl no be that caterpillar teeth wey dey chase man shamelessly. kiss
FamilyWise Talk From A Man Of God! by Nofuckgiven(op): 7:58am On Mar 16, 2017
This is one of the best posts I've read about
*MEN* By ​Myles Munroe......On Marriage & Relationships​

Ladies and Gentlemen,
This post is not for everybody. It's for people who wish to get understanding.

★The word "Eden" is an Hebrew word for "where God dwells", so the first thing God gave man was "His Presence".

*(1)*So the first thing a man needs is NOT a woman; it is the presence of God, and a woman should meet him in the presence of God. Eve met Adam in Eden.

*(2)*The next thing God gave man after putting him in the Garden was WORK. (Gen. 2:15). God gave man work before giving him a woman. That means a man needs a job before he gets a woman. God's priorities are very clear.

*(3)*The third thing God told man was "Cultivate"...... Cultivate here means, bring out the best in everything around you, to maximize the potentials of everything and everyone around you; to make everything fruithful. He only said that to the male. That's why God will never give a man a finished woman. The male was created by God to create whatever he wants. The woman you are looking for doesn't exist; she's in your head. Your job is to take the raw material you married and cultivate her into the woman in your head. So you have been married for 20yrs and you still don't like the product you get, that's your *fault*.

*(3a)*If your wife is putting a little weight and you don't like that, don't criticize her; it's your job to wake her at 6am, " Hey baby, let's go jogging".

*(3b)*You don't like her dress? Take her to a boutique and buy her clothes you like.

*(3c)* She can't speak good English? Send her to school and pay her tuition fee. CULTIVATE HER!!!!

*(4)*The fourth thing God said to man was, "Guard the Garden". The man has to be the protector of everything under his care. That's why God gave you a stronger bone frame. A bigger muscle mass, not to abuse the woman, but to protect the woman.

*(5)*The last thing God gave man was his Word... God told man not to touch the tree; God never told the woman about the tree, NEVER!!!..... Which means it was the man WHO received the word of God and his job was to teach his wife the word of God.

*NOTE*: Nothing frustrates a woman like when she asks her man "So what do you think" and the dummy answers "what ever you think is OK"....or keeps quiet. ..Giving Silence...mmmm.
Don't do that bro, don't do that. She's looking for knowledge and direction. That was the last command God gave to man in Vs 17.

★Now watch this: in verse 18, God said, "It is not good for this man to be alone". Now, don't just read the statement fast, read it again slowly, " it is not good for THIS MAN to be alone".

WHAT MANhuh
Answer : The man who is:
*In his presence
*Has a job (working)
*Can Cultivate you
*Can protect you
*Can teach you.
So here's the problem:
★ if you meet a man who doesn't like God's presence, isn't working, can't cultivate you, can't protect you and can't teach you, then.....
IT IS GOOD FOR THAT MAN TO BE ALONE...
Full Stop!

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