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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 3rd January 2023 by NohurryInLife: 9:43pm On Jan 03, 2023
1.5 dey this game so?? Abi otilo??
Romance / Re: I Insulted My Girlfriend How Do I Apologise by NohurryInLife: 8:26pm On Jan 03, 2023
iamoyindamola:

You get am cheesy
Though the guy really and truly worble. Na waiting game fit solve this issue now as e be like this. Make en wait see whether the girl loves him that much to forgive him and call herself.

Then if she calls, that means she's forgiven him but just want to hear a little bit of heartfelt I'm sorry from him.

But if guy go dey pick phone go dey beg her, relationship yen ti lo.
Romance / Re: I Insulted My Girlfriend How Do I Apologise by NohurryInLife: 8:00pm On Jan 03, 2023
iamoyindamola:

If she forgive you no chip anything from her
Cos iku ni straight ahbi?? grin grin grin grin
Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area by NohurryInLife: 7:26pm On Jan 03, 2023
Zonefree:

Audio billionaire!

Broke and wretched Nigerian girl with just two pants and bras.
Na quarrel??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 3rd January 2023 by NohurryInLife: 7:19pm On Jan 03, 2023
Ov 1.5 & Under 5.5
Food / Re: 3 Bush Pig For New Year Celebration by NohurryInLife: 7:12pm On Jan 03, 2023
Cholls:
My brothers and sisters eiyah these bush men don kill Simba
Pumbaa
Food / Re: 3 Bush Pig For New Year Celebration by NohurryInLife: 7:11pm On Jan 03, 2023
Wetin pumbaas do una like this?? Una just kill three of them. Very fun guys ooo cry cry cry cry

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Politics / Re: 2023: More Labor Party Candidates In Lagos (Photos) by NohurryInLife: 10:25am On Jan 03, 2023
famouscargo4u:


Who dash this one olushola? He comes to my office like everyday. Former Nagaff chairman. Very proud.
See life. And na so ppl go dey bath mouth ahm dey go. His attitude now wan start to dey block his success.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 7:30pm On Jan 02, 2023
Gohs:


Na true you talk my brother.
Please visit a praying church and ask God to remove every spirit that came to your life through unholy intercourse.
God bless you my brother.

By the way please vote Peter Obi this February, we need to make progress in this country. Thanks.
Thank you so much my brother. I really do appreciate your time.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 7:26pm On Jan 02, 2023
jogsman01:
inailahi wa inailehi rohjihunah embarassed
cheesy grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 3:03pm On Jan 02, 2023
jogsman01:
and you no kon marry her? I guess your wife for don do pass her. Which kin stupid kulture angry
Otilo brother mi. No day wey I no dey remember that girl. I never see that kind love b4 bro.

The useless law & betrothal just spoil my happiness aswearugad.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 11:44am On Jan 02, 2023
jogsman01:
abi nau grin
And I once met a lady like that Habitat, from kogi state. My dear brother, this girl no dey like make I dey spend my money. Me and this girl go komot, she go use scope go pay up for back. No matter how much the bill, she go pay.

E get one day wey me and my guys komot and she come join us 4 there. Brother, this babe still use scope go pay for all the bills oooo. Even my friends shock.

And if I offer her money, she no go collect ahm. Na so so gifts I just dey buy 4 her. And there are some gifts she go even still question me say why I go buy ahm??

Better babes still dey fah. If not for the yeye child betrothal and some stupid laws, I 4 marry Habibat.

And no be say I broke. She go buy new tyres for me. Use scope carry my car komot go fuel ahm. Chai, that girl really showed me heavenly love. She gave me absolute rest of mind.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 11:37am On Jan 02, 2023
Cazzim:


yeah Truth, a lady once ask us to meet at one big eaterie like that and and I was surprised she refused to order for anything even as I force her to eat something or even drink
And I once met a lady like that Habitat, from kogi state. My dear brother, this girl no dey like make I dey spend my money. Me and this girl go komot, she go use scope go pay up for back. No matter how much the bill, she go pay.

E get one day wey me and my guys komot and she come join us 4 there. Brother, this babe still use scope go pay for all the bills oooo. Even my friends shock.

And if I offer her money, she no go collect ahm. Na so so gifts I just dey buy 4 her. And there are some gifts she go even still question me say why I go buy ahm??

Better babes still dey fah. If not for the yeye child betrothal and some stupid laws, I 4 marry Habibat.

And no be say I broke. She go buy new tyres for me. Use scope carry my car komot go fuel ahm. Chai, that girl really showed me heavenly love. She gave me absolute rest of mind.

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Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 11:21am On Jan 02, 2023
Gohs:


There are natural laws in the physical realm. . .

There are natural laws in the spiritual realm. . .

Any form of sex outside marriage brings evil spirits.
This is a natural law in the spirit realm.

That's why the Bible said we should run away from sexual immorality — it's because it brings evil spirits which you will not see with your physical eyes.
Brother, I once met a lady and within a week & months after meeting her, everything started turning sour for me. Na now things just dey bounce back and now I don mellow.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 11:11am On Jan 02, 2023
meedoLock:



Oh! This is constructive enough, but don't you think it's wrong of her to demand money from me when we are even yet to meet officially? Yes I might not fit in to the level of her financial thirst yet but she obviously made it look money stuff.
That's a red flag. Forget about her and focus my brother.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 11:09am On Jan 02, 2023
meedoLock:


Lol. Thanks anyway, I never said she's not wifey materials. But you know the saying that first impression matter most. I think she expected too much, and I don't currently fit in yet. I had to withdraw inorder not to bring about inevitable disappointment.
You're wise. Just face your hustle blood. When the time comes, trust me, it will happen without stress.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 11:04am On Jan 02, 2023
toujurs:
If i was the one,i will size up to her taste,once i fu*k her like 5 times, i will begin to act broke.

All these girls that doesn't have sense need to be thought a bitter lesson, the expensive restaurant she wants you two to go to, trust me she can't pay for it. And she will never pay for it.

It one that even surprises me, is an ugly girl saying she wants to be taken care of, like you kidding me, you are not even fine, see your teeth like cowries and you looking for who will take care of you. angry.
Bro abeg no kill me grin
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 11:01am On Jan 02, 2023
seanwilliam:
Yesterday I linked up with a girl I met a day before Christmas. I went straight to the point and she no even think am twice to gree( mind you we’ve not been talking since I collected her number ). Flag number 1. she’s hookup package . Flag number 2. She started telling me story of how her ex dumped her cos of money for cloth - she’s materialistic.
Flag number 3, I almost bleeped her at the toilet of the bar grin


I was thinking of considering her but now, I’m sorry to say na to fhuck and dump her,

By God grace
she should be here tomorrow, I’ll give her best sex of her life and kiss her goodbye.. no time.


@ op, ensure you fhuck her , then dump her. She’s for the street !!
Mad man. E say By God's grace grin

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Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 10:52am On Jan 02, 2023
Zonefree:

Bang her and stop taking too much.
Baba, make en free the babe ahbeg. Wetin go be your own no go stress you.
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by NohurryInLife: 10:49am On Jan 02, 2023
jogsman01:
That's how one of them came visiting for the first time, telling me she wasn't comfortable with my room and parlor. I just told her; sisi mi, whatever makes me happy and gives me peace. I'm comfortable with where I am and we never talk marriage sef, you dey want flat. I just zeroed her from my mind straight up.
The sisi mi got me laughing so bad. If matter don gbenutan, na wetin to use start be that grin

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Politics / Re: Adeleke’s Wife Showers Gifts On First Baby Of 2023 In Osun (photos) by NohurryInLife: 10:26am On Jan 02, 2023
With what I have seen since I started this relationship saga, igbo babes, if you meet a very nice one, them sabi take good care of their man.

Back then in school, I dated one very beautiful one like that (Chinyere). The only difference between that girl and my mama na say no be she born me. If not because she be the first child/daughter, we 4 marry.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by NohurryInLife: 10:45pm On Jan 01, 2023
I no know about anybody oooo, but as for me, I no fit dey in a relationship or marriage make one woman dey stress my life. I go free you Olorun ngbo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 1st January 2023 by NohurryInLife: 10:21pm On Jan 01, 2023
Be like na 1.5 sure pass for all these games. Just carry like 5 to 7 matches in a day and put better money. Gbam!!

All those long ticket na problem. You fit carry 20 games wey game number 19 go come spoil ticket wey you don dey nurse.

But nevertheless, dey use your head as far as betting is concerned. Always stake wisely. Nobody go help you if you broke oooo. Dey always get that one for your skull.

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Crime / Re: Police Is A Noble Profession, Allow Your Wards – IGP Usman To Parents by NohurryInLife: 11:26am On Jan 01, 2023
Okan gbogbo yin o ni bale
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Governor, Udom Visits Wike In Port Harcourt by NohurryInLife: 8:46am On Jan 01, 2023
grandstar:
Atiku needs to find a way to placate Wike. A house divided against itself can not stand.

Wike might have to be pacified with a yummy seat in any incoming government.

This might be hard for any incoming president to offer considering that they'll need to appoint competent technocrats to undo a lot of damage the Buhari administration did over 8 years.

They will have to hit the ground. The deregulation of the exchange will probably occur within the first week of the incoming government. Within 30 days will be the total removal of the petrol subsidy and the deregulation of the fuel price. The latter reform won't be easy
Just leave them brother. Atiku wey suppose wise follow wike & others reason say how far, en dey do "I can win without them", "who are they??"

And some ppl now go dey push Atiku say nothing wey them fit do so that once Atiku win, the juicy position go make sense to share.

A case of a formal Governor in Osun state should be a relevant citation for them. That one say en fit win without some particular ppl in the same party. No body wey no follow am talk finish say make them settle ahm, e no gree. See as en fail woefully now na. Now e dey house dey answer formal Governor.

Make them see Tinubu, after primary, the man start to dey visit those who contested alongside with him house to house to mend things. Infact na en enemies be en closest friends. Funny ppl
Food / Re: Animals You Can Never Eat No Matter The Price by NohurryInLife: 10:13am On Dec 30, 2022
wezzymoney:
I can't even mention name of bush meat have eating in my life, cause I find joy in eating different kind of bush meat this is what i bought last month in osun state
Na civet cat be this (Ijakumo)
Food / Re: Animals You Can Never Eat No Matter The Price by NohurryInLife: 10:07am On Dec 30, 2022
Pidginwhisper:
Bro asin you chop Cat?
E shock you?? grin

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Politics / Re: Former Osun Officials Return Government Vehicles After Adeleke’s Warning by NohurryInLife: 10:24am On Dec 29, 2022
faceLAGOS:


I believe you, bro.

Adeleke is down to work, but that Oyetola & his loyalists, na tiff dem come tiff.
Oyetola just allowed all the very useless young opportunists he appointed & elected to work with him ruined it all for him.
Crime / Re: Lagos Police PRO Shares Photo Of Officer Who Shot Lawyer, Bolanle Dead by NohurryInLife: 9:56am On Dec 29, 2022
Sheistoopretty, please come and help me insult this heartless ape.
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake We Killed In My Neighborhood. by NohurryInLife: 7:05pm On Dec 28, 2022
Oxtertee:
You and your neighbor needs to go for thanksgiving. that's a venomous snake right there, cobra. it should either be a spitting or forest cobra (sebe).
You sabi ahm. Ejo yen de ya werey gan ni ooo.

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Crime / Re: Lady Arrested For Beating Her 9-Year-Old House Help To Death In Enugu (Photos) by NohurryInLife: 7:03pm On Dec 28, 2022
Women ehn, so far no be them born you, you go likely get problem if living with them.

But why women no dey ever treat other women pikin with love sef?? Mtcheww!!!!!

I no dey like talk bad about women but I gats yarn this one ahbeg.
Travel / Re: Why Are Nigerians Japing To The UK When UK Workers are On Strike For Poor Salary by NohurryInLife: 4:19pm On Dec 28, 2022
lajid:


Pwc, Deloitte, kpmg and EY known as the big four. They are professional service offering firms with multinational presence.
I get now. Thanks Fam.

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