Spiff20:
Some of you dissing the op are in his shoes, but that's a convo for another day. He asked for help, not to get bashed. If you don't want to help him, then pass. Not insult him. Someone even said he would shoot the op on sight. Op my advice for you is to get funny, when you're funny you could be irresistible. Or better yet, ditch any girl that replies with monsyllables, there many more who will show enthusiasm chatting with you. Life's too short. She maybe fine and hot, but there's more of her kind still out there, single and waiting for you to chat them up. Explore.

If ppl like you reach 2 for this corn tree country ehn, e 4 make sense pass as e dey.

Dshocker:


Guy you suppose dey boxed up, cos maintaining her also comes on the high side.

I met one last year on the island, at Landmark Beach, she does nothing less than 3 star restaurants, while a meal goes from 20k-100k

But moh no lie ehn, beautiful babes full Landmark... better babes oooo. I still dey there yesterday evening...beautiful, pretty & correct babes just choke

Ok12345:


Texted what

That Alhaja Amala in Oshogbo now

testyfpn:
Pls any idea about when candidates will be shortlisted?

Just forget about it 4 now bro. FG recruitment na almost 100L to 200L for university oo. Sometimes e dey enter 400L sef. But because of the change of gov wey go soon happen, them fit kom rush ahm.

Ok12345:


I plan travelling to oshogbo by November. Might try it out

Sup sis, have you texted it??

Offpointng:
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Offpointng, you dey do roll over??

Starhearts:


U go soon jam agbako

Na your mouth my Oga

Numerouno94:


Swears bro, na from Barca I begin follow Pep. That man is technically inclined and his got a neva die spirit which he inculcates in his players. No Coach on Earth at the moment can withstand Pep. His a born manager. His tikitaka style of football is a legacy on it's own.

Respect to Pep.

I like to dey follow who know ball yarn words. You sabi ball my brother

Antoeni:
The most expensive liquid in the world is "tears". It's 1% water & 99% feelings. Think before you hurt anyone....

Nothing go reduce your wisdom and knowledge. Infact ehn, nothing go spoil your relationship with God almighty. I don learn another thing today.

Numerouno94:
City re officially the king of comebacks. They hv done this a thausand times unda Pep. I jux luv Pep.

Respect to Pep, the best manager of the last decade.

Lamasta congrats man.

You can say that again man. Pep na sabi coach wey better grace dey en abode. Remember when en dey coach Barca too na

Meanwhile,

olaniyilukman:
Bro, it is nothing but the truth, I am the victim

Damn

olaniyilukman:
Osun students no get joy at all... I served at Holy Trinity Grammar school ikirun 2016, imagine a female student telling me she want me to marry her, I thought she was joke untill this girl parents came to school and told the principal that she got pregnant for me, I was like can this be real, na ontop of the matter I did my passing out parade

Bro, you mean this thing wey you talk??

Enemyofpeace:
Na corner Gbenga be dat, him own too much for the school, him too dey overdo like sey na him be our school principal and him too dey drag our girls with us. It serves him write

Na werey you be

Sannisege:
A reliable source who even gave me Senator David Mark’s phone number (even though the Senator didn’t pick up when I called him) told me that she pitied girls sleeping with Dino Melaye because Dino is HIV positive.

Just imagine wetin you dey talk

God1000:
I hope all of them have their PVCs to vote in the forthcoming elections

So big brother go fit release them to go vote and come back on election day ahbi?? Make una dey smoke wetin una body fit carry.

All these babes just dey make sense anyhow dis days

tydi:
How and why you people don't sleep on Nairaland here dey baffles me.

Typicool8:
The tribal hate on this forum is mind boggling and it's getting so annoying...seun please do something about this

It's fvcking annoying and nauseating seeing adults behaving like kids. A friend actually told me 9raland is a toxic forum.

FOOTSOLDIER1:


You be urchin abi you be mikano? Identify yourself make I know the kind thunder I go send come.

Una no dey know play

FOOTSOLDIER1:
I done come back from another 7 days ban. We are gallantly standing.

Obi must be sworn in as Nigerian next president come may 2023.

If not, we go burn this country down make everybody body calm down, make all of us start all over

You still dey go back

PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu couldn't save his "cousin former One term governor of Osun state" from defeat by ademola Adeleke and he wants to be President

Your mouth no good. Former governor no do you ahbi??

uba1991:
thanks for understanding. I know what Sadique Baba has done to airfoce, in fact iam typing this message in one of the hundreds of houses built by Sadiq Baba when he was the chief of air staff.

His good heart will definiteltly speak 4 him.

uba1991:
Even when I hate APC like shiit, I pray for Sadique Baba to win the governorship election in Bauchi. Thank God Atiku is working for Sadique Baba Ahmed.

Not always about political party. Personality also work & helps.

b0rn2fuck:
Aweeee. I will be careful of jekomo drink . The day the lady didn't show up. [b]That night my dick just be standing ,going down and standing again and my heart beat was moving fast... [/b]Like I can't breath better. It seems all this stuff have side effects

Na God no kill you

TimFisher2:






You don butcher am already



This man you go be this wicked kind of neighbor wey no dey talk but what he will do dey his mind



Abeg dig small hole for night from your compound channel am to the man fish pond..use stopper to control the water...anytime you feel like eating catfish ...open it let one or two fishes drop out

You be werey

dawnomike:
They're strong in his village

Very very

ShaqFu:
Men honestly if Wike had won the PDP primaries, I'll have voted for him wholeheartedly. I like the man. He says it the way it is, no time to sugarcoat.

Seconded

Dappa123:

APL issuance is ongoing but they have not stated the date of their resumption, you can still push before official date of resuming. Level 8 step 2 pay is 500k plus as monthly basic salary excluding allowances.. I saw the APL myself, not he says, she says…

Nice

Thank God 4 Common sense. Naso this werey ppl 4 cut fine ticket.

Undefeatable22:
I have a 3rd Class in Law and I am a Barrister at Law. It is still a tough and thorough battle getting it right brother. I hope you can show me the rope too.

Brother, you see that legal profession for new wig lawyers ehn, it's a big and total waste of destiny. How would you explain lawyers earning 30 to 40k monthly at Chambers?? With everything wey man study for school??

Lawyers go komot Uni and law school go start Bolt, Uber & other side hustles (Clean,dirty,untidy & unkempt)

Even with 1st class, 2.1 & 2.2, you go still suffer as a new wig lawyer in Nigeria. Big suffering o (Iyalaya Iya)

When you wan make am 4 life with 30 to 40k salary??

I no fit advice my worst enemy to study LAW

Chai man.u don give me over 1.5 oooo...Na Arsenal go come spoil ticket for me now