Learn keh, me wey be Ogba. Started driving JSS3

The kind grace & sense wey some ppl carry kom this life ehn. Dear Lord, please don't let me come to this life & move without a solid impact.

SangoOlukosoOba:



How did you know? I had a bad mouth right from when I was a kid.

I think I own the most barred account on Nairaland due to insults

This man

Oluwaseunbandur:
They are just busy fixing themselves in a juicy positions while we keep fighting on nairaland

While some keep fighting. Not all of us my brother. Only a useless man who doesn't understand politics will be fighting because of these ppl.

Princessstee:
Aregbe still remain number 1 in osun state.

You kmow this thing

DataCrab:
My brothers and sisters, in what ever you do in this life, avoid sportybet virtual games. Anything that in computer generated gambling, avoid it. If I ever near Sporty Hero in my life again, make I die!!!!! 90% of my bank account gone in under 1Hr, Ohh God, this world is not my home..

I was feeling really down and depressed before I came across this message

JOemmy:
As long as tinibu remains the president he is well covered.

You sabi ball

MASTAkiLLAh:
yes o

Damn!
Which kind feelings or na trips kom dey that thing wey dey sweet their body reach that level??

MASTAkiLLAh:
going by the type of apartment and the educational level of the neighbours, I don't think that guy is hungry as you said. You can see he looks a bit affluent even though haggard. This drugs menace of a thing especially crack cocaine and heroin isn't something you wish on your worst enemy. After selling all your stuff, you target your loved ones including shield children's stuff until they start hiding things from you. At this stage, they're covering your shameful acts so you can have respect outside not knowing you've graduated to stealing from neighbours who respect you. This isn't fiction, it's a regular scenario which I've witnessed firsthand

Na when them no see money buy the thing again abi?? Them go kom begin steal

Auxiliary;
I no kom know whether na that primary and modal Auxiliaries verb....abi na car Auxiliary

Naso life be. The popo don chop the slap na en be say e don chop ahm. If na kill en kill the man too, e don go be that.

Religious & moral lesson; No allow them kill you o, them go ask God 4 forgiveness.

treatise:

Hahahahahaha just imagine a fixture like Man City vs Bendel Insurance (friendly)

Over 6.5 sef sure

treatise:

Low odds in this case, maximum of 3(with higher degree of certainty) with higher stakes are still rewarding; strategy matters

Like man City to score two goals....better teams over O.5 abi??

Revolution2022:
E no go pass Virtual.

If na that one, e reach make madam come open forum to seek help

And e fit be Aviator

OgwuEgo:
Divorce him and marry me.

Mad man

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That one go too hot bro!

Anyone with better cold stout or legend

Autobot05:
Imagine writing that long epistle for a very simple answer to a woman . No be say na business matter o

Likeeeee ehn

alanto:
Na lie... These people are very men... They are too masculine to be women... Yeye bloggers

Two of them get mustache

E no go spoil 4 you

wahahlawahala:
The gear switching even dey slick fr her hand.. kudos to her

You get ahm brother. You go know say she really sabi

Person wey curse this Chelsea Teem drink football team really try.

Ogsirsolo:
Money is all they after my brothers get money oooo

Asin ehn. Everything na just money 2 most of them these days . Once you ask them out or asking them out like this, different billings go just dey fall in.

Na guys dey 4k up sha. Cos if really no be your third leg dey serve you as brain, how woman go dey bill you anyhow and you go dey pay.

Toooooo bad!

boxypane:

Yeah bro. To an amazing woman.

Congrats man. Regards to madam

Okoroawusa:

Aaah! So no be only me dem dey do this thing? They don't know that it's stressful to do both sucking of breasts and nacking at the same time during missionary style...my neck go just dey pain me.

Mad man

SyrusdeHansome:
The day u ladies begin to knw what sustains relationships i bliv the number of failed marriages will drastically reduce. Beauty will always get u men but character will determine whether the men will stay or will take a walk. Show me a submissive lady that is disrespected by the husband. Submission breaks us men more than any other thing in life.

Nothing will spoil your relationship with God & every good things of life my brother.

boxypane:

I practically invested myself into Bisi o. When I get sense bro, hard to hold on to Fatima. We didn't end up marrying sha. But that bae was and still an angel.

Omo ehn, e get some kind babes ehn, them go just enter your life show you love like say them be your mama. I swear to God, the only difference between them and person mama atimes be say, no be them born you

Truth be say, Bisi girl no really dey into you. Na you no just notice. If girl love you or dey really into you, e dey 4kin easy to know na.

But how far? You don marry now?

Monogamy:


Funnily some of those girls don't even have anything upstairs.

Have you eaten, the way I hate that question heh. If I haven't what can you do about it

immantoks:
Though she has given many signs but the mumu lover boy that I was didn't decode untill one day I went to pay her visit where she was working and she told me I should start going because he wouldn't love her boyfriend to see me. I asked her who I was to her she just walked away. She later broke up officially with a text message and I am so grateful to God she did , I later met my lovely wife and we are happily married . Just let the past be in the past. Forgive,heal and open your heart up to God. If some people don't go better people will never come.

Bless up bro. Regards to madam ahbeg

boxypane:
Na when them hospitalise me for School o, I gave the Nurse her number, chik be like she's so busy na another babe wey I nor dey too send come dey my side till I got well. Damn!!! Bisola

Bisola carry your werey Handicapp
How you kom later run the girl wey later kom stay with you parole??

doctore212:
Anything wey go stop me make I no carry three olosho this night. Dem never born am.

Am so happy my role model have been released.

But the problem be say the olosho dey charge me 2k all night and I need three . Butt na only 1k I get. Abeg who go complete am for me

Na werey you be walahi

If person tell me say na Newcastle go single handedly do 1.5, I go say na lie

Mayeldah:


No go tap blindness join

Mad man