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Politics / Re: Opeyemi Kadiri: Police Dismisses Officer For Searching Mobile Phones by NohurryInLife: 10:03pm On Aug 12
This life ehn...
This Alaye just go allow small matter make ahm lose en source of livelihood. Well, we must learn a lesson. Lesson dey part of wetin we come learn 4 life.
Celebrities / Re: Actor Olaiya Igwe Prostrates After MC Oluomo Gifts Him A Benz (Photos, Video) by NohurryInLife: 7:29pm On Aug 10
Ore ojiji ni mo toro olorun mi

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Romance / Re: Girls That Date Cute Guys, How Do You Cope?. by NohurryInLife: 11:48am On Aug 10
Being cute no be anything walahi. Especially when you don even hear am tire. Na something wey I dey hear almost everyday. Unless I no komot house oo...fellow gender dey tell me & some ladies wey no shy go dey tell me say bro, you too fine. I go just laugh say thank you ma or sir.

Na why I no dey post any of my pictures untop any social media app wey I dey use...unless na meme. But if our conversation reach where make we exchange pictures, na there wahala go kom start especially if na woman I dey chat with. So you're this cute, this and that. I go just dey laugh grin

Na better life, eternal money, peaceful life and
correct future sure pass no be all dis yarn abeg.

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Romance / Re: Girls That Date Cute Guys, How Do You Cope?. by NohurryInLife: 11:35am On Aug 10

If you want a guy to take you serious
Dont bother him too much with billing
Show him that you are not liability to him
And please always interact with your nigga so you can be well updated
E no go spoil 4 you with this comment

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Crime / Re: Policeman Caught Demanding For Someone's Phone In Lagos by NohurryInLife: 10:04pm On Aug 09
police man when ask me for my phone go collect slap sha.If I no load am make thunder fire me
Naso e suppose be
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Paid Me N200k To Steal Ladies’ Underwear In Benin - Suspect (Pix) by NohurryInLife: 9:33pm On Aug 09

You believed a wretched girl's pant will bring riches undecided
Where will the riches come from? From her dirty vagina fluid or what?
grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: WATCH VIDEO: Slay Queen Get Beating Of Her Life For Bedwetting After Sleeping Ov by NohurryInLife: 9:22pm On Aug 09
Sh1t is not funny as it looks
I swear you go burst my belle grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: INEC Denies Recognising Lawan, Akpabio As Senatorial Candidates by NohurryInLife: 9:06pm On Aug 09
Lawan is by far the biggest looser. Omo, make the oga no go kpai o. From over 20 years in the national assembly and senate president to 0, like nobody. And he was the one who brought the law into effect.
Na idiot wey loose-guard correct political permutation en be.

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Politics / Re: Francis Erhabor: Police Promotes Officer Who Rejected N864m Bribe (Photos) by NohurryInLife: 9:00pm On Aug 09
Nigeria police reject almost 1bn ....I trust dis news
grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Francis Erhabor: Police Promotes Officer Who Rejected N864m Bribe (Photos) by NohurryInLife: 8:59pm On Aug 09
I won't EVER reject an 800million naira bribe.
I trust you grin grin
Politics / Re: Gboyega Oyetola Gradually Loses Associates by NohurryInLife: 4:24pm On Aug 09
Yen yen yen, Aregbesola has no importance, it's Dawn on you all.

God bless our Leader and Political mentor

We're still BATIfied 100%

"Many analysts claim that Oyetola lost the election (and is losing his friends and associates) because he refused to solve the quarrel with his predecessor, Interior Minister Rauf Aregbesola. Considered a more influential favourite of the locals, Aregbesola might have been able to hold off Adeleke and PDP. Unfortunately, it seems as if Oyetola believed in himself and his people. Now that the cards have fallen and his people are allegedly disappearing like mist on a Sunday morning, what will the Governor do?"
Na those en useless commissioners & some associates deceive am say make en no end the rift between him and Ogbeni. Forgetting the fact that in life, the enemy wey you get sef is more than enough. You no need dey add enemy join wetin don dey ground already. Man yen 4kup gan. Just go spoil wetin Aregbe suffer build with en foolishness.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Nice And Religious Husband For This Ex Neighbour Of Mine? by NohurryInLife: 12:35pm On Aug 09
If she get nyansh, gimme her number. Something must kill man.
Na craz na en dey worry you grin grin
Pets / Re: Moment Man Sobbed Uncontrollably As His Boss’ Dog Was Sold (Photos, Video) by NohurryInLife: 12:26pm On Aug 09
I still remember when my dog Jack ran over by a hit-and-run driver, I didn't eat for weeks and almost starve myself to death.
Till my babe came back from school and gave me BJ that returned my brain to factory reset.
Don't know who to miss now, my dog jack or Nkoli my formal babe.
Una no go kill person 4 this land grin grin
Pets / Re: A Mysterious Tortoise Appeared In Our Backyard Today. Advise Needed! (pictures) by NohurryInLife: 9:23pm On Jul 30
Nothing wey we no hear say this tortoise do when we small.

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Romance / Re: Ladies: How Do You Reply A Guy When You Are Not Interested? by NohurryInLife: 10:46am On Jul 29
I will think about it...

After 2 weeks.
I am on it...

Some monhs.
I am still thinking about it.

I swear this girl keep playing me like a ball. I move on, but it hurt me.
grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Namibia Is One Of The World's Emptiest Countries (Photos) by NohurryInLife: 12:16pm On Jul 27
Presently am in Namibia i disagree with you, u took this pick as early as 3am on sunday...
Bro, how that place be now??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Namibia Is One Of The World's Emptiest Countries (Photos) by NohurryInLife: 12:09pm On Jul 27
I once had a Namibian girlfriend... She served me breakfast, she said I was too young. cry
You enter b4 she serve you??
Health / Re: "Dear Death, I Am Ready" - Young Nigerian Woman Leaves Painful Note On Facebook by NohurryInLife: 10:26am On Jul 27
Suicide is never an option!

Every problem has an expiring date.
Bro, no be all. Some na follow come and go still follow go.
Celebrities / Re: The Headies Disqualify Portable Over Death Threat To Co-Nominees (Photo) by NohurryInLife: 11:30pm On Jul 26
I think the boy is under a spell.
Mo ro pe, epe nja boboyen grin cheesy grin cheesy
Boss, na yoruba you be??
Food / Re: What Food Taste Better The Next Day -. Photo by NohurryInLife: 10:38pm On Jul 25
Groundnut soup. Taste heavenly
The soup make sense die
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Season 7 should be postponed till after 2023 election by NohurryInLife: 9:58pm On Jul 23
Including EPL, la Liga, Bundesliga etal ..

Stop going for your businesses, stop going to church .....in fact, Just shut down the whole country because we are preparing for an election.

BBN is not for everyone...let that sink in.

BBN is aired just for two months with optional view. your election is 9months plus away.. what else do you want?

Y'all advised we get our PVC, we done did it. What is your problem now?? Kini problem yin?? Kedu ihe bu nsogbu gi don Allah menene matsalar ka

Bunch of conf.used lots
I know say the op vex you. Abeg no vex grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Mimi, A Popular Tiktoker Dies After Boyfriend Allegedly Used Her For Rituals by NohurryInLife: 3:31pm On Jul 21
If it’s true that he use her, she sef enjoy now, she chill with the big boys and got spoiled, so make she go rest, no be unna go dey talk I’m too beautiful to suffer, no yawa now, u ain’t too beautiful to not be use also.. Rip
Bro ahbeg no burst my belle I take God beg you grin grin
Rip to the banny sha cry
Politics / Re: INEC Presents Certificate Of Return To Adeleke, Osun Governor-Elect by NohurryInLife: 5:02pm On Jul 20
Na man u be davido...

Drop ur aza make I appreciate u..
You be better person. For you to reason say you wan show Davido love, na nice guy you be cheesy cool
Politics / Re: #osundecides2022: Eight Factors That Helped Adeleke Defeat Oyetola by NohurryInLife: 12:37am On Jul 18

Gbam!!! You have said it all
These are real facts. Your analysis are top notch.
The man or na guy too sabi. En really sabi ball
Politics / Re: #osundecides2022: Eight Factors That Helped Adeleke Defeat Oyetola by NohurryInLife: 12:31am On Jul 18
All those factors are irrelevant, reason for his defeat is because he was given opportunity to prove himself in good governance but failed to impress people. There was no visible significant things he has done in remote towns and villages that people can point to. He started building roads in many remote towns and villages when election was approaching which people believe he was only doing that to canvass for election because he may soon abandon them.

He also abandoned good policies of Aregbesola without replacing them with convincing alternatives. Another reason why people voted him out is that he is too dull, no charisma like Aregbesola. Adeleke was only elected because APC did not provide better alternative. Adeleke is just given four years to prove himself if he has something better to offer beyond dancing. If he turns government house to club house or dancing hall, he will be sent packing in the same manner. People of Osun don't hate Tinubu, they just don't want bad product of Oyetola.

You might be surprised that by next year, Tinubu may gather above 80% of Osun votes, because they know him as personally competent, but they never want somebody to hide under him to grab second tenure after glaring non-performance from Oyetola
You sabi this thing
Politics / Re: Portable Omolalomi Congratulates Senator Adeleke Adedamola With New Song (Video) by NohurryInLife: 12:22am On Jul 18
People should free Portable. Dude is not a politician but an entertainer hustling for living.
You sabi ball
Politics / Re: Police Officers Got No Help After Their Van Got Stuck In Auchi, Edo State by NohurryInLife: 4:38pm On Jul 14
Make you help dem push finish make you hear say dem arrest you for pushing the truck to start dat did dey call you or are you trying to say dey are incompetent.....
grin grin grin grin
Una no go use laugh finish person 4 this forum I swear down.

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Romance / Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by NohurryInLife: 4:44pm On Jul 05
Very long Bro, I just weak.
We don dey regulated now sha

Nice one brother. God go continue to dey bless your home. But woman sha, she go use cry tire you that night cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Ajibola Creates Scene In UBA After ₦1M Was Withdrawn From Her Account by NohurryInLife: 12:34pm On Jul 05
E no go Better for whoever invented make up for women
Wetin happen?? grin grin shocked wink


Romance / Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by NohurryInLife: 10:41am On Jul 04
Wifey see lighter for my pocket when I don promise am say I don stop since 4 years. See crying for my head that night. Not a good feeling at all
E sure me say that night go be one of the longest night 4 you ever.

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Romance / Re: Man Cries Out After Bouts Of Wet Dreams After A One-night Stand With A Woman by NohurryInLife: 1:20pm On Jun 21
if na true eeh..d guy own don finish bcox na wetin do my guy segun
You mean ahm?? Pauloleee I no dey ever doubt you. Your street OT complete.

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