This life ehn...
This Alaye just go allow small matter make ahm lose en source of livelihood. Well, we must learn a lesson. Lesson dey part of wetin we come learn 4 life.

Ore ojiji ni mo toro olorun mi

Being cute no be anything walahi. Especially when you don even hear am tire. Na something wey I dey hear almost everyday. Unless I no komot house oo...fellow gender dey tell me & some ladies wey no shy go dey tell me say bro, you too fine. I go just laugh say thank you ma or sir.

Na why I no dey post any of my pictures untop any social media app wey I dey use...unless na meme. But if our conversation reach where make we exchange pictures, na there wahala go kom start especially if na woman I dey chat with. So you're this cute, this and that. I go just dey laugh

Na better life, eternal money, peaceful life and
correct future sure pass no be all dis yarn abeg.

Sammy101111:




If you want a guy to take you serious
Dont bother him too much with billing
Show him that you are not liability to him
And please always interact with your nigga so you can be well updated

E no go spoil 4 you with this comment

highchief1:
police man when ask me for my phone go collect slap sha.If I no load am make thunder fire me

Naso e suppose be

Zonefree:

You believed a wretched girl's pant will bring riches
Where will the riches come from? From her dirty vagina fluid or what?

Figger:
Sh1t is not funny as it looks

I swear you go burst my belle

SocialJustice:
Lawan is by far the biggest looser. Omo, make the oga no go kpai o. From over 20 years in the national assembly and senate president to 0, like nobody. And he was the one who brought the law into effect.

Na idiot wey loose-guard correct political permutation en be.

8stargeneral:
Nigeria police reject almost 1bn ....I trust dis news

fykes:
I won't EVER reject an 800million naira bribe.
NEVER.

NEVER!!
I trust you

TheNiceGuy:
Yen yen yen, Aregbesola has no importance, it's Dawn on you all.

God bless our Leader and Political mentor


We're still BATIfied 100%


"Many analysts claim that Oyetola lost the election (and is losing his friends and associates) because he refused to solve the quarrel with his predecessor, Interior Minister Rauf Aregbesola. Considered a more influential favourite of the locals, Aregbesola might have been able to hold off Adeleke and PDP. Unfortunately, it seems as if Oyetola believed in himself and his people. Now that the cards have fallen and his people are allegedly disappearing like mist on a Sunday morning, what will the Governor do?"

Na those en useless commissioners & some associates deceive am say make en no end the rift between him and Ogbeni. Forgetting the fact that in life, the enemy wey you get sef is more than enough. You no need dey add enemy join wetin don dey ground already. Man yen 4kup gan. Just go spoil wetin Aregbe suffer build with en foolishness.

Obudupikin:
If she get nyansh, gimme her number. Something must kill man.

Na craz na en dey worry you

Juanmike:
I still remember when my dog Jack ran over by a hit-and-run driver, I didn't eat for weeks and almost starve myself to death.
Till my babe came back from school and gave me BJ that returned my brain to factory reset.
Don't know who to miss now, my dog jack or Nkoli my formal babe.

Una no go kill person 4 this land

Nothing wey we no hear say this tortoise do when we small.

Ussycool:
I will think about it...

After 2 weeks.
I am on it...

Some monhs.
I am still thinking about it.


I swear this girl keep playing me like a ball. I move on, but it hurt me.

emizo1988:
Presently am in Namibia i disagree with you, u took this pick as early as 3am on sunday...

Bro, how that place be now??

Omniman:
I once had a Namibian girlfriend... She served me breakfast, she said I was too young.

You enter b4 she serve you??

dangermouse:
Suicide is never an option!

Every problem has an expiring date.

Bro, no be all. Some na follow come and go still follow go.

ecolime:
I think the boy is under a spell.

Mo ro pe, epe nja boboyen
Boss, na yoruba you be??

ShaqFu:
Groundnut soup. Taste heavenly

The soup make sense die

uchaymart:
Including EPL, la Liga, Bundesliga etal ..

Stop going for your businesses, stop going to church .....in fact, Just shut down the whole country because we are preparing for an election.

BBN is not for everyone...let that sink in.

BBN is aired just for two months with optional view. your election is 9months plus away.. what else do you want?

Y'all advised we get our PVC, we done did it. What is your problem now?? Kini problem yin?? Kedu ihe bu nsogbu gi don Allah menene matsalar ka

Bunch of conf.used lots

I know say the op vex you. Abeg no vex

Iamicekid:
If it’s true that he use her, she sef enjoy now, she chill with the big boys and got spoiled, so make she go rest, no be unna go dey talk I’m too beautiful to suffer, no yawa now, u ain’t too beautiful to not be use also.. Rip

Bro ahbeg no burst my belle I take God beg you
Rip to the banny sha

KillSars:
Na man u be davido...

Drop ur aza make I appreciate u..

You be better person. For you to reason say you wan show Davido love, na nice guy you be

azikiweironsi:


Gbam!!! You have said it all
These are real facts. Your analysis are top notch.

The man or na guy too sabi. En really sabi ball

sreamsense:
All those factors are irrelevant, reason for his defeat is because he was given opportunity to prove himself in good governance but failed to impress people. There was no visible significant things he has done in remote towns and villages that people can point to. He started building roads in many remote towns and villages when election was approaching which people believe he was only doing that to canvass for election because he may soon abandon them.

He also abandoned good policies of Aregbesola without replacing them with convincing alternatives. Another reason why people voted him out is that he is too dull, no charisma like Aregbesola. Adeleke was only elected because APC did not provide better alternative. Adeleke is just given four years to prove himself if he has something better to offer beyond dancing. If he turns government house to club house or dancing hall, he will be sent packing in the same manner. People of Osun don't hate Tinubu, they just don't want bad product of Oyetola.

You might be surprised that by next year, Tinubu may gather above 80% of Osun votes, because they know him as personally competent, but they never want somebody to hide under him to grab second tenure after glaring non-performance from Oyetola

You sabi this thing

festacman:
People should free Portable. Dude is not a politician but an entertainer hustling for living.

You sabi ball

inoki247:
Make you help dem push finish make you hear say dem arrest you for pushing the truck to start dat did dey call you or are you trying to say dey are incompetent.....

Una no go use laugh finish person 4 this forum I swear down.

Sensiblerealist:
Very long Bro, I just weak.
We don dey regulated now sha

Nice one brother. God go continue to dey bless your home. But woman sha, she go use cry tire you that night

Meteng:
E no go Better for whoever invented make up for women

Wetin happen??

Sensiblerealist:
Wifey see lighter for my pocket when I don promise am say I don stop since 4 years. See crying for my head that night. Not a good feeling at all

E sure me say that night go be one of the longest night 4 you ever.

paulolee:
if na true eeh..d guy own don finish bcox na wetin do my guy segun

You mean ahm?? Pauloleee I no dey ever doubt you. Your street OT complete.