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Samabu07:
Loolz..I wish I could send a voice note of my laughs. Mehn I feel for you o. I go use laugh wake up my family.

Not funny bro

MansoryMX:
And which food is that?

Animal proteins, vegetables and fruits like pineapple, watermelons

lebete3000:
Which year was that?

2015

wonuks:
This is simple. If scan said it was twins and the hospital didn't offer any explanation on why one baby was delivered then it's a matter that should see the Court room. Who knows something is fishy about that hospital.

That is why I must be in the labour room with my wife. I hate ojoro

Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?

Stop feeding him foods that increases sexual urge and libido

darhray:
Started dating this girl when I was working in a company in 2017. She was the secretary and after work we go home to have a nice time and we dated for a year or so before the company shut down.

To cut it short, she was kind of fetish person and I discovered that when I got to work the next morning and I saw her hand cut round, in Yoruba they call it (Osingbere) was amazed how we left office yesterday night and this on your hand this morning. That was the starting gear of our break up. She was the worst choice I have ever made in my life...

Share your experience

She was fucking 9 other guys plus me I discovered when I snoop on her Facebook and WhatsApp chat. Come and see how guys were complimenting her pvssy and ass. I nearly died of heart attack.

chinjo:
Sex is the stock in trade for most Hausa girls. People are not aware of it because they hide under the hijab. At 16 they are already divorcees so all that is left for them is to resort to drug abuse, alcoholism and prostitution. Those who know Abedi street in Sabon Gari area of Kano can relate.

I bleeped slots of girls there at 500 naira whole night after I passed out from nysc camp at Karaye

Numerouno94:
Which year re we talking abt here?

Korea war of 1957 or 1953

Numerouno94:
Which year re we talking abt here?

I'm talkin abt modern day China bro.

So you are not aware that China has a military defence pact with North Korea. Bro read your history. If the USA attack North Korea China will come to it defence. Why do you think North Korea is so bold to be test firing missile if they don't have the tacit support of China and it's other allie Russia

Numerouno94:
One thing North Korea doesn't understand yet is dat China will neva go into any war being their ally. They will jux stand nd watch. China wld neva risk it's ppl because of their stupid taste for war nd power.

And what did China do during the Korean war they didn't sit and watch they sent millions of Chineses army volunteers who fought the Americans and South Korea army down till they over Seoul the capital of South korea

Caseless:


She will be the first female dictator!

I just pray that Kim Jung UN stays alive.

The moment Kim Jung UN accepted to meet trump, I knew his end is near. They've poisoned him.

They mostly poison through hand shakes

Macphenson:
I have learnt from this woman that the best way to deal with haters is to pepper them with more success.

This woman keeps making waves globally, yet back home in her country, one dullard sees her as a 5%.


I look forward to day in this country where I would see the likes of Akinwumi, Ngozi, Soludo and people in their class as presidential candidates.

Not presenting one selfish greedy Chicago drug baron for us.


Ngozi keep soaring high, we are proud of you.

By the way, where is Kemi Adeosun, the certificate forger?

They will come for your head. Chai Chicago drug baron

Nairalandmonika:
So because America did it in the 60s, no country should do it now?
Do u know for the past 10 yrs America has not been able to launch an astronaut to space in America soil. Anytime they want to go to space they beg Russia to take them.

They are lucky Elon musk is about Saving their ass.

I trust Russians they will collect better dollar to ferry them to space

DrMuzungu:
Since the American Civil War, the USA was not at war with one country or the other for only 6 whole years! But guess what, they never had the balls of attacking any country which has nuclear military capabilities. Iranians are not stupid at all. They know all too well how the world works and that having nukes is the only way which guarantees freedom.

But Uncle Sam pressured Kim of North Korea to give up it nuclear weapons and ease the economy sanctions I taught Kim would take the bait but guyman took the young sisters warning never to do such.

pooozeee:
Virus development in fighting war would be the next biological weapon to be deployed in war front, they are more deadly than any nuclear or atomic weapons

If there is any country to fear that has a large stockpile of biological weapon we should fear China. China nuclear weapons are not up to 300 nuclear warheads, America and Russia have close to 6000 plus nuclear war heads apiece. China has the largest stockpile of biological weapon

Mightymanna:
Iran too are looking for regional dominance, they want to annihilate Israel, subjugated Jordan Syria, Yemen, UAE, Qatar and destroy Saudi Arabian government to take over mecca and medina

Israel and Saudi Arabia will be sad at Iran progress

Waterypussy2:
80 will be added this night for sure

that's an understatement 200 will be added

daddytime:
Nice one.

Just stay safe and away from any potential mass shooting site.

Our people say beauty no dey complete.

Their Government dey people-oriented, but you fit just say make you stroll go supermarket to buy some grocery the next thing one kolo oyibo wey half done and medium-rare meat don chop part of him brain go just enter there begin shoot everybody for no just cause.

In fact ehn, e no get anywhere wey e be 10/10.

Las las na only God perfect.

With this lockdown I just wished I was in my village aswear.

Easy jeje life...wetin concern you concern coro

I was shocked to notice there were no mosquitoes in my village the last time I visited. I slept with the netless windows open.

After this corona wahala I swear I most process the visa to leave this shithole

oweniwe:
WW2 plane

I swear

adecz:

We need to see more corpses.



When you see the weapons &
equipment of the Boko boys, you
know they mean business.

The only thing Buratai & Buhari sabi
na Indian made AK47 wey dey jam
after firing 5O rapid shots..



Our gallant boys are being shortchanged
by an irresponsible government

Those Nigerian Army Ak47 are Chinese made and they were mostly used by Viet Cong during the Vietnam war later imported into Nigeria

Benz4pimp:
I am not getting it,we are suppose to see bullet holes and not burnt people or are they fighting the war with petrol and tyre?

I bet you they were hit by RPG round or bullet struck there fuel tank and all went up on flames

Bitchlover:
Just one slip from that guy and his father's leg is gone

I tell you that pump action will just cut off that leg

I was in her poultry feeding her birds when I mistakenly stepped one of her birds to death I swear she made sure I paid for it.

OriOko88:
Wow. So creepy. He died an untimely death. His body will be somewhere now, roaming about. Where did this happen

Ibadan

BlissB:
This is sad, like his spirit is angry because he has not fulfilled his mission on earth

Something like that

1stola:
BUHARI HAS 9 LIVES INDEED...
All those fools who believed in Kemi's speculation and guesswork are just illiterate fools.
If you thought he died about 15 days ago, you a big fool.
Kemi just made a silly guesswork for publicity and attention.

It's just like those pastors who gives prophesies after careful permutations, calculations and assumptions.

THEY ARE ALL LIARS!

Kemi has absolutely nothing to lose if her guess is wrong. Common sense should tell anyone that someone would definitely still die from the virus.
In fact, she has everything to gain if the guess turns out right.
- More attention
- More publicity
- More money.
Muslims can't keep their dead for that long (15 days!?
Highest 3 to 5 days if there's extreme necessity...

Even yar'adua, a whole president's death wasn't concealed for that long. So, why would they want to conceal Abba khari?
TO GAIN WHAT EXACTLY?
So that Nnamdi Kanu won't replace him quickly?

Anyways, this should be an eye-opener for our useless politicians that refused to be responsible.

Nigeria is extremely wealthy not to have basic amenities like
Good road
Good hospitals
Good electricity
Good security etc

It's just pure greed and wickedness that has kept us in this state.

If they do good, it won't cost them anything.
No politician will use his or her personal money for any public project so, why won't they just do the right thing.
They will gain from it and everyone else.
It's a win-win situation.

Praising a politician commissioning any project is even like praising the ATM after withdrawal of your own saved money.
Rip to the dead.

Pained idiot

SpecialAgent:
I have this sales dude that helps at our shop, he always counts money several times before putting on record. Sometimes, when he is going home, he will lock the shop, stand in front for a few minutes, then try pulling the doors to make sure they are looked. Then again, after like 30 minutes he will still come back again, pull the doors to make sure they are locked. Then go home.
When I saw it d first time, I though he was casing d location. had to ask his family, they said, d dude has trust issues, so he repeats stuff several times to make sure no mistake on his part


I like how meticulous he is though

I'm his replica

charmingfrank:
Alright since we are all giving stories. This happened during my undergraduate days. This shocking and it's a true life story

It was 100level first semester, a student of philosophy, one of my course mate died, at home during that ASUU strike of 2012. So her boyfriend didn't know that she was, after the strike everyone resumed back to school including the dead girl.

On resumption she was in class with us and her boyfriend has been eating her food and staying with her without him knowing she is a ghost.

On one particular day, we were having a lecture, Phil 102, the girl sense that someone was coming from home to pick her belongings in school, she told the lecturer that she want to go an ease herself.

Few minutes later her dad was escorted to the LT with our hod and told us what happened, a real cold fell on everyone because we just saw her left the class and we were informed she has been died for 6months now.

NB: There is more to life that meet the eyes. Be carful out there

Yours is real I have also had experience like that I lost a work colleague of my to a hit and run driver. I was squatting at his place. The night he died after returning from the viewing center he went to watch ball on his way back he was knocked down by a drunk driver. Before I got informed about his death 3 hours ago I was in the room when he walked in as a spirit/body I don't even know, angry and started destroying his belongings and property I was afraid that I scampered for safety. it was when I ran out that I met those running back to tell me what has happened to Nathaniel

Notyamate:
Ok let me go first.

There was this girl in my class during my predegree days. Anytime she's watching a movie she always mute the sound even when she's watching movies without subtitles. I asked her how she understands what the movie is about and she said she understands by their gesture/body language.

There was this other girl in my hostel with asthma. It's like she's got a death wish or something. The girl is always looking for what will trigger her. Na she go wan sweep the dusty surroundings, na she go wan fry plantain with red oil. One day she had an attack and we searched her bag for her inhaler, it was empty. Come see how we were running helter-skelter to get inhaler for her at 11pm. Thank God one guy got a spare she for die that night.

Over to you.

My was when I meet a nyphomaniac girl, her love for sex was out of this world. I could meet up with her demands so I broke up from her.

chichiana:
Brother cant you see what is playing out so fast.

Just within 2 weeks, chief of staff died, chief of defense ordered that shekau be captured alive(for what reasons exactly? After decades of terrorising Nigeria's wealth, lives nd properties,why giving order for him to be captured SOON?) Shekau according to govt sponsored article wants to surrender on fair grounds. ....


We are all scammed in this failed shithole country..

Let's us just watch as things unfold

chichiana:
Let me burst y'all bubble now...

COS. Abba kyari had died in the UK hospital weeks ago and the feds was denied access to evacuate his remians because of Covid-19 law that bars family members/people access to a dead victim.

During same development, The lagos state commissioner of health had isolated himself from any back and forth news concerning mr Abba and said he wasn't aware of his movement in lagos and he hadn't seen him.

The Nigerian information minister, Mr lia Mohammed had within the same development issued a confirmation that all covid -19 victims shall not be retrived by family..... Now the whole track is covered.

His death was hiden to buy time, Reduce shameful jubilation the news could cause then and sort things out in the presidency..


Now enough of Abba Kyari death talks..
We'll knew he's not going to survive the covid-19 because of his age and underlying sickness..

RIP, mr Kyari. Atleast one of people terrorising Nigeria's progress has gone. ..we pray more cabals to join him too.. Ameeen


Hey you corruption and terrorist sympathisers, Dont waste your stupidity quoting me. I won't give you any audience. I promise

Infact Boko Haram has lost a spanner from it's toolbox don't you see the correlation with there desire to surrender