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Politics / Re: Attackers Of Abuja-kaduna Train Behind Kuje Prison Attack – Gumi’s Aide by noisy45(m): 11:36pm On Jul 06, 2022
PALAPALA02:
Same thoughts i had when i first read the news of the attack on the kuje prisons.

Those bandits have been clamoring for the release of their members b4 they could free the kidnapped victims.

I guess this is federal govts arrangement with them (bandits) on how to get their people (fellow bandits in custody) back and then free the kidnapped victims.

I won’t be surprised in the coming days if those kidnapped victims are regain their freedom one way or the other.

It will only confirm what i just said that the fed govt has a hand in this kuje prison attack.

The negotiations btw fed govt & d bandits was basically, see conversation below �

Fed govt: we can’t just free your members (bandits). So what will happen is that 24hrs to the attack, we will remove the already experienced soldiers that were stationed at the prisons from there and replace them with novice. Then you guys will strike at night and get your members (bandits). We won’t interfere while you operate. When you guys are done, make sure you stick to the agreement. We will stage an attack of our own on your camp in the forest to free the kidnapped victims in your possession, so the masses can believe that we (govt) are also fighting for them.

Bandits: badamuwa (no wahala). No kill any of our members when una come our forest o..


Buh in all, I doubt if these bandits will even keep to this agreement grin grin grin

You too sabi oil dey your head

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Scott Ritter: US-NATO Cannot Win Russia In A Large Scale War by noisy45(m): 12:33pm On Jul 05, 2022
Tellwhat:

Did you just say there's nothing special about Russia ?

Just the size alone is something special. Biggest country in the world even bigger than a planet

A country that has enough chemicals and mineral resources

Russia can start building as many nukes as they want because they have abundant resources. Oil and gas

So many reasons why Russia is special

No go play o. There's a reason USA and NATO secretly want Ukraine it's all because if Russia to checkmate it and their massive resources

Russia is also rich in uranium to make enough nuclear bombs dey don't neesy to invade Congo for uranium.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Scott Ritter: US-NATO Cannot Win Russia In A Large Scale War by noisy45(m): 12:25pm On Jul 05, 2022
Bigchristo22:
It’s only those who don’t know the kind of advanced technology on military hardware and nuclear weapons Russia have in their possession that will be shouting NATO and US, Russia is a badass war mogul the US government knows fully well they can’t defeat Russia in a fight that’s why they’re staging a proxy war to test Russia ability, let me shock you people Russia have not even started using their advanced weapons yet they’re still using old military weapons during soviet Era yet Ukraine is gradually turning into ghost town

This American fanboys talk like kids Russia is using there large stockpile of soviet era missiles and rockets in ukraine. Nato Mercenaries thought the war will be war fought with shootout with guns like libya, iraq and syria until missiles from Russia started raining on them. They were shocked.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Scott Ritter: US-NATO Cannot Win Russia In A Large Scale War by noisy45(m): 12:17pm On Jul 05, 2022
uniquetechng:
Don't believe or trust Americans , they are masters in mind games.

US keep developing dangerous weapons without announcing or making details public.

Remember US annual defence budget is $750m annually while that of Russia is $56m , so what do you think America do with $750m defence budget annually ? Yeah building unclassified weapons.

Till this day no one knows the bomb US used in Hiroshima, not even the Russians can tell.

Oga you don't know anything yet 80% of US defence budget is spent on weapon maintenance, servicing there over 750 military base in the world and upgrading of existing weapons.

Fear a country that produce no good thing to the world in form of science, research, goods and services but only produces weapons for export as a means of trade which is Russia compared to the USA that offers the world more goods and services in science and research than weapons.

Russia is deadly imagine Russia still using
stockpile of soviet era missles and rockets on ukraine what will happen when they start using there high tech weapons and missles.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Scott Ritter: US-NATO Cannot Win Russia In A Large Scale War by noisy45(m): 12:05pm On Jul 05, 2022
Nazgul:
There's nothing special about Russia. The west is just afraid of their nukes.

Without those nukes, there's nothing special about the Russia military. Hitler and his tiny Germany invaded them in WW2 when they were still solvet union and about 10 times the size of Germany; and almost succeeded if not for the Russian winter and logistics problems.

NATO can take on Russia in an invasion warfare but if Russia decides to deploy their nukes on American and British cities, the tide of the battle would change, cos no one is ready to gamble millions of lives of her citizens over a war that could have been avoided.

This is what America and her allies are afraid of.


Dey there dey talk wetin you no know and you don't know Russia better than Scott Ritter an external Contributor to Energy Intelligence. He is a former US Marine Corps Intelligence Officer whose service over a 20-plus-year career included tours of duty in the former Soviet Union implementing arms control agreements, serving on the staff of US Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf during the Gulf War and later as a Chief Weapons Inspector with the UN in Iraq from 1991-98.

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Romance / Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by noisy45(m): 1:37pm On Jul 04, 2022
Indian hemp happened in my girlfriend presence i was bragging to that i don't smoke.
Politics / Re: Youths In Kaduna Mount Peter Obi Billboards (Photos) by noisy45(m): 10:26pm On Jul 01, 2022
osca234:
The PO Tsunami is sweeping across the country

I wonder what APC and PDP will tell Nigerians when campaign starts grin grin

People will shout give us Peter Obi in APC and PDP campaign grounds when campaign starts. PDP and APC will be shocked.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Jobs That Make Your Girlfriend Promiscuous by noisy45(m): 3:08pm On Jul 01, 2022
teepain:


And everyman doesn't have a price? Fellas quit these fixation on ladies and live your lives. The average life expectancy of a Nigerian is so short already and I wonder where people have the time for issues like this!

Women are weak before powerful men I'm talking from experience. A powerful man is a one a man with affulence(wealth) or a witty man. You go off pant forget home training with just the offer of 1 million naira to sleep with you. Women are weak in the presence of powerful men.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Jobs That Make Your Girlfriend Promiscuous by noisy45(m): 2:40pm On Jul 01, 2022
Tannhauser:
grin

Any woman wey olosho dey im eye go still be olsho no matter the job...even reverend sister.
I have known some decent barmaids in my time, one was even offered 30 k for just a one night stand (2017) and she turned it down, cold.

That was not her price, everywoman has a price. 100k and above she would not reject it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin: Russia Will Respond if NATO Deploys Weapons In Finland And Sweden by noisy45(m): 11:40am On Jun 30, 2022
redcliff:


sometimes war is inveitable. Go and look at the reasons why Russia started the war in the first place. They were highly provoked and this is something the US will not take half of if it was on their own turf.

The USA and Nato called Russia security demands in ukraine as non-starter. You don't poke the bear and you think its claws won't touch you.

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Health / Re: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by noisy45(m): 11:33am On Jun 30, 2022
AccessME:
cool So u mean u swallow ur sperm back after releasing it?

Yes its of benefit to the body. Read it up on google the health benefit of that.
Health / Re: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by noisy45(m): 1:30am On Jun 30, 2022
AccessME:
I'm writing this with tears draining out of my eyes. I masturbated for over 12 years and lose a lots of body nutrients now I'm weak, feeling pains all over my bones, eyes and body in general.

As in the sperm I've been releasing all this year's have come to hot me now I want to regain them back. Pls which food can I be eating to help me regain my strength/sperm back within a short period of time?

Op stop wasting your sperm, when you masturbate always swallow your sperm its nutrient itself rich in calcium, iron, zinc and some vitamins etc do not waste your sperm after masturbating. I'm 15 years masturbating and I'm not feeling week infact I'm stronger than anything.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Doesn't Have Certificates - Bode George (Video) by noisy45(m): 9:28pm On Jun 25, 2022
TotoGame:


The So called Chicago state University denied he attended the school....

The bitter truth is that you guys are awear that Tinubu had nothing to offer but are supporting him cus he's from your tribe... But unfortunately for you guys, Tinubu isn't marketable...hes a bad market that will never sell.

Tinubu will be disqualified and Amaechi will be given that APC ticket
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Experience In A Mortuary by noisy45(m): 1:35pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

Oga i work in a federal teaching hospital as an admin officer. My office is just the next floor below the mortuary which is at the basement floor. The dead is dead, they can't hurt the living.

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Crime / Re: Moses Armstrong Arrested For Alleged Rape Of Minor by noisy45(m): 1:54pm On Jun 17, 2022
Nah so he slept with my ex girlfriend
Politics / Re: "Peter Obi Carry Me Dey Go" - Northern Labour Party Men Sing And Dance (Video) by noisy45(m): 12:46am On Jun 14, 2022
Eriokanmi:
Good. But the ruling party including tinubu never believed mimiko could win. The truth is, when you have the majority on your side as a politician, whatever anyone says is inconsequential. You'd win shaa ni

There are more Nigerian youths than old men and women that alone can make one win an election. Over 60 million Nigerian youths no be joke
Crime / Re: Kaduna State Debunks Reports Of Aerial Attack By Terrorists by noisy45(m): 6:56am On Jun 10, 2022
Once they debunk any news of killing or killers having a upper hand just know that the news is true.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Congratulates Tinubu, Promise To Support Him In 2023 Elections by noisy45(m): 5:17pm On Jun 09, 2022
Peterobiisathie:
Unlike those people from that side who usually play politics of bitterness
Atiku will be defeated before 12pm on the "erection" day
Now SS is in bag for Mazi Tinubu the Chukwu okike abiama of Biafra kingdom

SS will never vote for Tinubu i can bet my annual salary on that. South South people don't have short memory of what Tinubu did to their son Jonathan and SS are good at revenging ask SE what we saw SS did to SE during the Civil War.
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Meet APC Governors As Race For Running Mate Begins by noisy45(m): 12:10pm On Jun 09, 2022
purespikes:
Work has started in earnest. I implore the ibos to join hands with him. Politics is not played on the alter of Hatred, emotions, bitterness and campaign of calumny. It is about teamwork, negotiations, building bridges and so on. My people should learn. The best bet for an ibo man to be president will come through alliance with the west not through an hausa/fulani, who will never give power to the east. Wake up and use your senses. This is no time to hate

Peter Obi cannot be President from Labour Party. He will only be a twitter president. These are hard facts to swallow. The President is between Atiku and Tinubu. Let's us live in reality and not wishes

I would rather vote for Peter Obi is there is hope of him winning or vote Atiku if he would win and handover to the SE after 8 years.
Politics / Re: Daddy Showkey Reacts As LP Factional Presidential Candidate Emerges by noisy45(m): 11:58am On Jun 09, 2022
alsudan:
If the Igbos ruin this good chance of Producing the President, then some of us will give up on them forever and tag them as the architect of their own problems.

The Obi Tsunami is moving like wildfire, in states like Plateau/Benue/Nasarawa/Kogi and FCT, the only name you hear is Obi.

If the Igbos can come out in their millions to vote plus SS, these middle belt states and liberal SW, then nothing will stop Obi’s emergence.

What you don't know is that it is the opposition party's of ApC and PDP that are bankrolling that crisis in labour party to scuttle the momentum of Peter Obi. We know as he dey go.
Politics / Re: Jude Ezenwafor Becomes Factional Labour Party Presidential Candidate by noisy45(m): 9:03pm On Jun 08, 2022
Pierced:
Omo......so labour party now had three different faction.

Peter obi faction........the business man faction......and the ambassador faction.

And people should stop being delusional by thinking Peter will win South East....... it's only Anambra he can manage to win(that's if he's lucky)

Someone in APC and PDP is bankrolling the current trouble in Labour party. That's dirty politics you need to know.

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Politics / Re: APC Primaries: Tinubu In Early Lead As Sorting Of Votes Begins by noisy45(m): 10:52am On Jun 08, 2022
Faiththatworks:
I remember my lst post on Nairaland last year when I registered,I was emphatic in saying only a mad southern will go and queue behind another Northern in 2023.
I was sure both major political parties,APC and PDP will at least cede their presidential candidate to the South,but it's now very obvious the PDP has fully ceded its brain to the North.
Back to the matter,last week I posted that I had ported to the side of Asiwaju and some very deluded folks on Nairaland Rained insults on me,these neophytes who don't understand Nigeria politics replied with all manner of insults but I was very sure the signs were there for an Asiwaju Victory.
Now Asiwaju has won with a landslide,for those OBItuary people,ur candidate will be defeated 30 mins into the election.
I still don't understand why the PDP didn't zone its presidency to the South, SHAME ON ANY SOUTHERNER WHO QUEUES BEHIND ATIKU
As for the APC, we move to crushing that serial contester, Abubakar Atiku.
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, ON YOUR MANDATE WE STAND GIDIGABA, no shaking

See I'm an Igbo man nothing will make me vote for a northerner, the only northerner i voted for was late Ya ardua.
Politics / Re: Uju Kennedy Ohanenye Steps Down For Tinubu (APC Presidential Primary) by noisy45(m): 12:36am On Jun 08, 2022
Gedeme002:
TINUBU just de marvel me tonight!
They wan chop tinubu 1 billion naira for stepping down that is why they are stepping down
Politics / Re: Buhari Lists Characteristics Of APC Consensus Candidate by noisy45(m): 10:34pm On May 31, 2022
OkoroBufo:
Tinubu is the next President of Nigeria. Ipob pigs can go jump into the Lagoon.
City Boy all the way!

-Okoro bufo

You will wail by friday and weekend
Family / Re: My Family Is At The Verge Of Destruction by noisy45(m): 10:47am On May 31, 2022
Op talk truth you sleep with your brother's wife or you no sleep with her.
Politics / Re: Apostle Chibuzor Hands Over DEBORAH ESTATE To Deborah Samuel's Parents (Photos) by noisy45(m): 9:31pm On May 30, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



While south western men of God deal mercilessly with their members by collecting their members the little they had through tithes and offerings, this south Eastern man of God is showing so much philanthropic deeds in all dimensions and ramifications.



My Comrade has called for vawulence and vawulence shall you see from the children of sad west grin grin check below
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Dramatic Emergence Causes Panic In Tinubu’s Camp by noisy45(m): 4:32pm On May 30, 2022
paracolaxnear1:
Asiwaju, the slayer of mpukumiri addicts. . This man is just showing up everywhere you go. The only governor that consistently challenged the federal powers in his era as governor. The man who took the FG to court and made sure he created LCDAs to make government closer to people which is what many states copied now. A forward thinker

You will wail at last come March/April 2023. Atiku has united the North votes
Politics / Re: Officials Lure Peter Obi To Accord Party by noisy45(m): 8:46pm On May 26, 2022
He is going to NNPP
Politics / Re: Senator Ben Murray-Bruce Spotted With Kwankwaso (Photos) by noisy45(m): 12:14pm On May 26, 2022
cpu2006:
Transfer period. NNPP is in the market to sign world class Politician. They want to invest heavily this time around in order to compete with APC & PDP

Peter Obi is going to NNPP
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia & China's Nuclear Bombers Encircles Japan During Joe Biden Visit (Photos) by noisy45(m): 9:04am On May 26, 2022
AldrichAmes:


These clowns don’t understand how advanced Russian EW is. grin

They didn’t even use any of their modern stuffs when the Ukraine confrontation started. But now, they’re just using about 5-10% of what they have and Ukraine has crumbled and NATO has started shitting its panties, lol.

Fear Ruskies - they’re a different breed whenever they decide to fight. Ask Napoleon and Hitler, lol.

Don’t poke the bear.

Plus they should also ask Ottoman Empire they all failed to conquer Russia
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Ends Neutrality, Joins Finland In Seeking NATO Membership by noisy45(m): 8:05pm On May 16, 2022
ume1000:
you can't hack a nuke

Have ever find out How North Korea fires missile flying over Japan into the sea of japan. grin

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