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Sports › Re: David Luiz: Our Defeat To Manchester City Was My Fault by noisy45(m): 8:54am On Jun 18, 2020
grin grin grin
Evergreen4:
Arsenal fc and fans received covid 19 defeat

All the weight that arsenal fans gained during the covid 19 lockdown and stay at home will be lost before the season ends.

If you're too fat, start supporting arsenal and you will loose weight immediately without stress
Politics › Re: Obaseki In Meeting With Secondus, Wike, Tambuwal, Others by noisy45(m): 8:44pm On Jun 17, 2020
oshosmole will soon be schooled politically
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns Britain That Beijing Will 'Strike Back If UK Steps Out Of Line' by noisy45(m): 2:14pm On Jun 17, 2020
Redmii:
China will not become world power. After USA another nation will take over but not China.
Watch out for France. The US will not go down without a fight.

Contrary to popular opinions, no single nation can defeat the US in a war.
Lol Germany way defeat France for world war 2, France only has mouth in it's colonies in Africa.
Politics › Re: Shekau: Allah Said Boko Haram Should Kill. Invites Bandits To Join Group by noisy45(m): 2:06pm On Jun 17, 2020
Tranquillity360:
You will never see yolubas hating on boko haram.



But just mention Igbo or Biafra and see them landing like Vultures to hate.
I swear
Romance › Re: Am I Wasting My Beauty And Youth? by noisy45(m):
PrecioussB:
I am young and beautiful but when it comes to dating maybe because of some failed relationships, I rather stay on my own.

I remember even on valentine's day since i had broken up with my bf, i just decided to chill by myself. Ealking to the store, met some guys you know how they toast now, telling me why a beautiful girl like me is not on a date? and i jokingly replied i have one or just joke along.

Now I'm thinking, i might be wasting my beauty and youth because i have not been dating for long, have the zeal and will but don't have the strength.

Shouldn't I enjoy all those things now before I start looking old? My last relationship really exhausted me.
Phones › Re: Orange To Enter The Nigerian GSM Market by noisy45(m): 7:25pm On Jun 15, 2020
Gisborne6:
Heyy phone tapping tinz
They want to spy on us 24/7
Politics › Re: Idahosa: Edo Is Not Lagos, Obaseki Won't Chicken Out Like Ambode by noisy45(m): 3:50pm On Jun 14, 2020
Godjone:
Edo APC is dead. After obaseki won under PDP NWC of APC will.fire that idiot called oshimole
What I know is that Edo and Ondo is a determinal of oshiosmole continuity as chairman
Health › Re: Soldiers Attack Borno COVID-19 Committee, One Dead by noisy45(m): 9:47pm On Jun 13, 2020
Uyi168:
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What do these men even discuss during their security meetings sefffhuh
What they discuss is simple Buhari will ask Buratai how much did you cash out from the military allocation. Then Buratai will reply sinzu money I cash out major your share have been sent to your offshore account
Politics › Re: Obaseki's Disqualification: Charles Idahosa Says APC Is Dead In Edo by noisy45(m): 7:35am On Jun 13, 2020
rapid101:
PDP is dead in Edo and they won 3 house of reps, fed house assemble, won the last two presidential election back to back. some time d way u pple talk I'm always in shock just like buhari
4 house of Representatives out of 5 and 2 senators out of 3 senators
Romance › Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by noisy45(m): 12:25am On Jun 12, 2020
geesilver:
this happen when I was still a bachelor. a sister I have known for my hood travel down to my work area to check on her aunt according to her, she called me to known where I stay after work. on getting to my room I was fascinated with her sexy body shape before we realise gbam! we don dey smooch as I try to suck the boobs guess what? water wey come out there e rush pass tap water. as Omo boy I sylishly stood up walk out to vomit before I swallow It.i no know weather na nursing mother or na so her own be.... and again she self come dey form one ogbanje look asking me to promise to go on a journey with her before I reach the promise land, o boy na im I just lock up sylishly claiming I had stomach pain. I waisted time till she go....
she recently had an abortion that's why her breast was bringing out water
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani: Let Us See Evidence When You Kill Bandits by noisy45(m): 3:25pm On Jun 07, 2020
StubbornGENIUS:
So he expects a journalist or maybe a soldier to be recording videos in war front.He should go and volunteer himself or his sm for that job.
your type of comment has shown that you have a long way to acquire sense in this life
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Formally Clinches Democratic Presidential Nomination by noisy45(m): 7:31pm On Jun 06, 2020
BunsenBurner:
Go and remove him na.When a far bigger opponent in Hilary Clinton lost unexpectedly who the hell is Joe Biden?The media can show all they want but the people who decide are the people and the electoral college.I might hate Trump's actions of recent but the truth is the Democrats didn't bring a heavy competitor.
Go and note it down Trump is not coming back the second term
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Formally Clinches Democratic Presidential Nomination by noisy45(m): 11:48am On Jun 06, 2020
BunsenBurner:
It's none of my business and I'm not an American but if Biden is Trump's opponent.Then I see Trump spending a second term.
Trump is going and he is gone go and Mark it
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila Inspects Isolation Centre Donated By Sahara, Thisday And CCECC by noisy45(m): 7:37am On May 07, 2020
we are messed up already
Health › Re: COVID-19: Jack Ma Sends 2nd Batch Of Medical Supplies To Nigeria, Others by noisy45(m): 11:25pm On May 05, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
They will still sell it at black market and loot the fund cheesy cheesy no be Nigeria again cheesy grin I don't trust any Nigeria politician expect my God fearing working governor senator ifeanyi okowa cool
He is your sugar daddy
Culture › Re: Coronavirus: Umar Farouk, Emir Of Daura Rushed To Intensive Care Unit by noisy45(m): 11:12pm On May 05, 2020
Mariantus:
I don't think so been on binary for 2 yrs now even FX ... Making more than am making in my signage biz... I don't interact with any stupid person anymore nor beg for biz... I go my way jejely....
oga I beg I need to learn binary from you
Culture › Re: Coronavirus: Umar Farouk, Emir Of Daura Rushed To Intensive Care Unit by noisy45(m): 11:04pm On May 05, 2020
grin
Razy75g:
Die head slamming Bastard
grin
Culture › Re: Coronavirus: Umar Farouk, Emir Of Daura Rushed To Intensive Care Unit by noisy45(m): 10:50pm On May 05, 2020
Trailblazer1:
Corona Virus is officially Emir's Virus in Nigeria




Sanusi escaped this biological cleansing tongue
I like what is happening to the North over there
Health › Re: Nigeria Using Remdesivir To Treat COVID-19 Patients - Ehanire by noisy45(m): 9:05pm On May 05, 2020
fujirice:
So, is it the Chinese version that we are using to treat our people?
I followed the news on CNN and truly it was during Ebola period that it was tested first.
But the news also said that the drug is not in the market as it wasn’t used to treat any sickness or diseases pre-COVID-19. So, which one are they using to treat patients now? Because I don’t believe that the US will ship a drug that they have not fully utilized for their people to Nigeria that quick.
the drug was shipped to us when we had the ebola crisis. it's the remaining stock they are using on Coronavirus patients
Romance › Re: Some Men Need To Think by noisy45(m): 12:44pm On May 05, 2020
sexylassie2:
But you want free sex?

You want where she will open her legs for you without no issue.

To drain life out of her but then when she ask for ordinary hair money, you say No
But when she starts rejecting you from having sex, you start complaining and forming attitudes.
woman not all men fancy sex I prefer be alone and single, I have always be like that. I can't even live with a woman for more than 1 week, I would be craving for my space and privacy. money is my sex
Romance › Re: Some Men Need To Think by noisy45(m): 12:30pm On May 05, 2020
OLOSHO
Politics › Re: Lockdown Easing Not License For Lagosians To Flood The Streets – Sanwo-olu by noisy45(m): 12:17pm On May 04, 2020
you are on your own Sanwo
Travel › Re: New BRT Seating Arrangement As Lagos Eases Lockdown On Monday (Video) by noisy45(m): 9:39am On May 03, 2020
dazzlingd:
None of these will be obeyed, blacks are barbarians
One bottle of Malt drink for you. You spoke my mind
Crime › Re: Adoki Joy, UNIPORT Student, Raped And Killed By Kidnappers (photos) by noisy45(m): 6:17pm On May 02, 2020
shakushakuist:
e.v.i.l cry
they should allow me to torture this guy with acid
angry
SARS are good at using that to torture
Islam › Re: Masturbation Deprives Him Of Great Reward During This Ramadan. Refrain Too! by noisy45(m): 11:03am On May 01, 2020
The prophet Mohammed also masturbated so yours also pleases Allah Chocolate bar grin
Health › Re: Babafemi Taiwo Studying On Remdesivir COVID-19 Drug by noisy45(m): 11:55pm On Apr 30, 2020
As an Igbo man I'm happy today Yoruba amaka
Politics › Re: FCC: Northerners As Chairman & Secretary Is A Violation - Osita Chidoka by noisy45(m): 11:49am On Apr 30, 2020
Golan007:
So middle belt is north?
No it is South. Ode
Travel › Re: Boeing To Lay Off Staff After $641M First-Quarter Loss by noisy45(m): 3:49pm On Apr 29, 2020
Yenefer:
Boeing mostly manufacture weapons. they deliberately install an AI into that 737 Max, that will take away control from the pilot. So that they can kill anyone inside commercial airline and disguise it as accident. But they're been caught after the two deadly accident that kills about 400 people

Boeing the future is built here
Oil dey your head. you are correct
Crime › Re: Man, Wife Pay Assassins To Eliminate Neighbour Over Covid-19 Palliative by noisy45(m): 3:43pm On Apr 29, 2020
ignis:
Hunger in the land.
Yoruba are always envious of successful igbos I see hell to in Ibadan
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Dead, He Is Alive – IPOB Slams Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo by noisy45(m): 6:37pm On Apr 28, 2020
godkiller:
Some people will not like this news.

We are training youths on solar panel production and installation.

If you want to learn or volunteer to teach please drop your number, location and are of interest.

God bless Nigeria.
08100513662

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