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Health › Re: COVID-19: FG To Assist Kano Manage Situation by noisy45(m): 9:25am On Apr 18, 2020
Abaman001:
And when it comes to states in Eastern Nigeria it becomes politics, at its stance now, no testing centre in the whole eastern region while the federal goverment to help northern states manage their Covid-19 cases and some idiotic efulefu will be misquoting Governor Wike for speaking out......One Nigeria only when it concerns Oil......
I foresee this Coronavirus pandemic will separate this country
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: There Can't Be Cover Up. Muslims Don't Keep Dead Body Beyond 24Hours by noisy45(m): 9:11am On Apr 18, 2020
Ikennamurphy:
You're talking nonsense..Sharia is for the poor...how many days did yar'adua stay after his death in Saudi Arabia before been bursted
You replied him well. Welldone
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari's Death: Femi Fani-Kayode Mourns With A Tribute by noisy45(m): 9:09am On Apr 18, 2020
koffsman:
Anyone that follows FFK will end up in pit the guy is an hypocrite in short a cry baby, he will reign Insult on them and when something happens he will call them friend only hypocrite act this way what of people he has led to hate and dislike the man what will their thinking be? Some are still insulting despite the fact that he is dead already shame on him because to him everything is just a game
U dey mind that idiot of a man
Health › Re: Having HIV Is Not A Death Sentence by noisy45(m): 1:42am On Apr 18, 2020
Gentleswift:
The doctor said she contracted d virus 5 yrs ago and yet her husband tested negative. These things don't add up. Does it means he haven't sexed her for d past five yers or, he has been using condom d last five yrs?
Her viral load was less to infect her husband through sex..
Health › Re: Having HIV Is Not A Death Sentence by noisy45(m): 1:39am On Apr 18, 2020
maberry:
There are diseases worse than HIV but I prefer not to HIV abeg
example hepatitis
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by noisy45(m): 1:26am On Apr 18, 2020
linearity:
My fears now is, who is going to take over the affairs of this country and the duties of the Presidency.

We know, we don’t have a President and he was our President, the same God that help the fatherless, should continue to help us.
Daura the former DSS boss or Babagana Kingigbe are the next possible chief of staff
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by noisy45(m): 1:23am On Apr 18, 2020
MondayOsunbor:
MAY GOD BE THE GLORY

abeg EVERYBODY IN NARIALAND PLEASE FORWARD YOUR ACCOUNT FAST I AM GIVING AWAY 100K EACH


THIS IS THE NEWS OF THE CENTURY WHAT WILL NOW HAPPEN TO THE BUHARI 2.0 IN ASO ROCKhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
Daura the former DSS boss will be the next chief of staff
Education › Re: If Lockdown Persists, What Will Happen To Our Education System? by noisy45(m): 6:41pm On Apr 17, 2020
Christthesaviour:
Hello guys,

We have been on lockdown for some weeks now, because of this evil pandemic ravagin' the world not just nigeria only,

My questions are:

1) If this lockdown should continue, how are schools going to open since we don't have an online system?

2) Will this not lead to a massive dropout from schools, due to poverty, insecurity and unseriousness?

3) All the parent in the house, how have you made sure your child is academically active despite not going to school?

4) Do you think this lockdown is the best and only solution?

Nigerians share your view.
To hell with education system I just want FG to lift the embargo on recruitment
Family › Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by noisy45(m): 2:03pm On Apr 17, 2020
Makavelli25:
When I say weird, I mean strange things you dont expect to meet in such person's house.

Mine:

I went to visit my aunt who is a single mother last year and I found combination 3, family planning pills in her house.

You are free to ask me why i found it wierd
A real human skull in my grand father shrine
Family › Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by noisy45(m): 2:00pm On Apr 17, 2020
Makavelli25:
When I say weird, I mean strange things you dont expect to meet in such person's house.

Mine:

I went to visit my aunt who is a single mother last year and I found combination 3, family planning pills in her house.

You are free to ask me why i found it wierd
A real human skull
Crime › Re: Photo Of Funke Olakunrin’s Suspected Killers Released By Police by noisy45(m): 9:21am On Apr 17, 2020
destinie2019:
Definitely. They claim they used forensic evidence. What forensic evidence?
Does the police have fingerprint databases?
Believe these charlatans at your own peril.
Lol. I swear
Crime › Re: Photo Of Funke Olakunrin’s Suspected Killers Released By Police by noisy45(m): 8:16am On Apr 17, 2020
Stalwert:
Armed robbery gang with membership across regions. The Nigeria police is the weak link in our security architecture, we need DSS to play a more prominent role in bursting the criminal gangs ravaging our country,.
This her staged criminals
Romance › Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by noisy45(m): 8:12am On Apr 17, 2020
slyfoxxjoe:
“I work in an oil company” is a simpletons way of saying he has arrived. Shey driver and cleaner no Dey work for oil company?

If you’re going to spill the beans then go the full yard and tell us the position and salary. So we know how much we should celebrate or congratulate you.
grin
slyfoxxjoe:
“I work in an oil company” is a simpletons way of saying he has arrived. Shey driver and cleaner no Dey work for oil company?

If you’re going to spill the beans then go the full yard and tell us the position and salary. So we know how much we should celebrate or congratulate you.
Romance › Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by noisy45(m): 8:10am On Apr 17, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Dont celebrate too soon. Corona may make them cancel the recruitment. God forbid sha
You're making sense
Romance › Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by noisy45(m): 8:04am On Apr 17, 2020
BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh
You stole those words from my mouth
Celebrities › Re: KWAM1 Denies Having An Affair With Olori Ajoke, Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife by noisy45(m): 7:24pm On Apr 16, 2020
I trust my kemi Oluloyo she will tell us the truth
Education › Re: How Useful Is/was Your Bachelor's Degree? by noisy45(m): 11:02am On Apr 16, 2020
ManuelMount:
I'm a University student so I'll like to know how valuable yours.

Feel free to air your views accordingly
I can't remember who I left that certificate with it must be in one of my girlfriends house
Crime › Re: Woman Bathes Neighbour With Hot Water In Lagos (photo) by noisy45(m): 10:59am On Apr 16, 2020
StreetFight:
In Iran for example, the Court will give the victim the option of an exact revenge i.e. the victim will be given the option of pouring hot water on the attacker.

That type of judgement is best in this instance
That country no get joy
Health › Re: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by noisy45(m): 11:09pm On Apr 15, 2020
Randy100:
You didn't tell us the side effect of all those antiretroviral drugs that you have been popping since five years. My brother HIV is a dead sentence.
That drug makes one hallucinate, dizzy it put one to sleep immediately and render one powerless and motionless and it is mostly taken at night before bed time
Celebrities › Re: Hottest Nollywood Actresses In Their 40s by noisy45(m): 9:35pm On Apr 15, 2020
botrix:
Stephanie okereke Steph Nora Okere Adunni Ade Chiege Alisigwe Vyone Jegede Bimbo Oshin Ayo Adesanya Ufoma Macda something NSE Ikpe Etim Ngozi Egeonu

Where are the following women: Maureen Solomon Liz Benson Susan Patrick Benita Nzeribe Sandra chums
You left out Ini Edo
Politics › Re: I Am Still COVID-19 Positive, El-Rufai Speaks From Isolation by noisy45(m): 7:21pm On Apr 15, 2020
xcabczyxabczzzz:
Translation: I am yet to cash out completely.

Na after EU carry money come you know sai you go update us?
You dey mind the bastard
Health › Re: China Approves Two Coronavirus Vaccines For Human Trials by noisy45(m): 2:11pm On Apr 15, 2020
grandstar:
It isn't easy displacing a global leader.

In 1992, the Economist magazine did a survey on business in Asia, they said the South Korean Conglomerates, the Chaebols such as Samsung, LG, Hyundai were 15 years behind Japan in terms of marketing (It's an all-encompassing word).

By 2008, Samsung came out with its smartphone to compete with the iPhone that was launched a year earlier. Yes, the South Koreans had met up with the Japanese. Nowadays, the Japanese conglomerates or Keiretsus are no longer as revered as they used to be. Nowadays, South Korean products are well respected.

Despite that, the South Koreans have still not met up with the Japanese, and this is almost 30 years later. To overcome global leaders no be beans. That 15 years I said it will take China to catch up with the USA was actually a conservative estimate.

Even Japan at its peak never caught up with the Americans despite appearances.

In a research of 120 critical technologies in the 1990s, the USA was number one in 43, the Japanese in 34, and the rest of the world in the remainder.

The USA is going to be the last world empire based on Bible predictions. The last world empire, however, has 2 heads like the Medo-Persian empire. Two kingdoms have come together to form that empire. As the statue that King Nebuchadnezzar saw that was eventually destroyed (Read Daniel 2:31-2:45), it would be iron and clay, with strengths and weaknesses. Its power would not be absolute like the iron that was Roman, the empire that existed before it. Rome was very powerful and answered to no one. Rome was the empire that existed during the time the book of Revelations was penned in 98 C.E by the Apostle Paul in Patmos (Read Revelations 17:10)

Which nation forms the 2nd head to make it a dual empire? Which nation is it in alliance with?
Great Britain birthed the world power status to the United states and they are still in alliance since world war 2 when they fought Hitler
Health › Re: China Approves Two Coronavirus Vaccines For Human Trials by noisy45(m): 7:45am On Apr 15, 2020
grandstar:
It will take at least 15 years for China to dethrown the USA. A vaccine isn't enough.
USA world power status lays with it dollar power. That currency alone makes it the world power China and Russia most trade with themselves using the American dollar. Lol. when USA loss it's world power status the world comes to an end. There will be no world police after God destroys the USA even the Bible prophecy it and the late Osama bin laden said it.
Crime › Re: Lockdown: South Africans Clash With Police Over Food by noisy45(m): 5:14am On Apr 15, 2020
These bastards will start breaking people's store now
Health › Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by noisy45(m): 5:10am On Apr 15, 2020
Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing
Op you are short of blood and blood is not circulating well round your body. Solution is always take malt mixed with the water u squeeze out of bitter leaf
Romance › Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by noisy45(m):
Nah your use of English make sense. But I think she left you because u didn't smash that punami well and she went back to her ex that was smashing it well. Bros go and treat yourself of pile.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: EU Grants Nigeria 50 Million Euros by noisy45(m): 2:31pm On Apr 14, 2020
aaking:
Can we now rest na. The money they are waiting for has landed, so let dem reopen the nation for us grin grin grin grin
I swear you will see the index positive cases of Coronavirus will all turn negative now. Nigeria well done
Foreign Affairs › Re: ₦14Million: Russia Develops World Deadliest Sniper Rifle, Over 2 Miles Range by noisy45(m): 1:36pm On Apr 14, 2020
nams77:
Thats why it annoys me when Nigeria will be begging US to sell them weapon and be buying jets( is it really a jet plane since it uses propeller) from Brazil instead of getting mad ass equipments from Russia for dirt cheap price and they will be happy to sell and even give u discount sef and vodka to drink.

If i be president ehn, i will do many radical but correct stuffs
Even if you buy weapons from America they would instead sell you Russian made weapons there Arms industry fabricates or they americans sell you there outdated weapons. it's a win win for Russia and america
Foreign Affairs › Re: ₦14Million: Russia Develops World Deadliest Sniper Rifle, Over 2 Miles Range by noisy45(m): 1:32pm On Apr 14, 2020
Efewestern:
You made so many valid points, not only Russia though, America to some extent also depend on that, they make a lot of money from arms sale, they rake in billions from that industry yearly and their weapons are madly expensive.

War is money.
But Americans doesn't sell there home made weapons they sell Russian weapons there Arms industry fabricates
Foreign Affairs › Re: ₦14Million: Russia Develops World Deadliest Sniper Rifle, Over 2 Miles Range by noisy45(m): 1:29pm On Apr 14, 2020
fiercehillz:
It is indeed the deadliest...When the riffle is shot from a particular distance it will kill you 3 seconds before your neighbours will hear the sound.


It is like seeing lightning before hearing its thunderous sound.
You simplified with grin
fiercehillz:
It is indeed the deadliest...When the riffle is shot from a particular distance it will kill you 3 seconds before your neighbours will hear the sound.


It is like seeing lightning before hearing its thunderous sound.
You simplified with

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