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Celebrities / Re: Video Of Davido Announcing Donation Of N251 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by noisy45(m): 5:17pm On Nov 22, 2021
crackhouse:
hmm. The money that came as a joke? How u say he have political ambition? The dude didn't expect this money bro.. so it wasn't planned, ok?

Watch and see 2023 is close by
Celebrities / Re: Video Of Davido Announcing Donation Of N251 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by noisy45(m): 3:44pm On Nov 20, 2021
He has political ambition sooner or later we shall know.

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Politics / Re: Corps Members Withhold Election Results In Ihiala, Demand N3,000 Food Allowance by noisy45(m): 8:59pm On Nov 09, 2021
dettolgel:
According to vulture grill this can only happen during the era of GEJ. Bubu is a man of integrity and would not run a system where hardworking corpers who participated an election are cheated out of their allowance. grin grin

This must be the handiwork of IPOB. grin

You dey mind that mumu I bet you he can't afford feeding himself now that feeding is expensive.
Science/Technology / Re: Beautiful But Deadly Poison Dart Frogs (Pictures) by noisy45(m): 4:27pm On Nov 09, 2021
Oyiboman69:
Apocalypto movie comes to mind...

Yes
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Payment To Come From CBN, Commences Soon After Crucial Process by noisy45(m): 9:02pm On Nov 08, 2021
When will doctors and other health workers salary payment commence
Nairaland / General / Re: How Has January To November 2021 Been So Far? by noisy45(m): 9:00pm On Nov 08, 2021
chatinent:
2021 with life has been the most important thing!
How has it been for you? Do you want to share any notable event that happened? What are your plans to end the year?

Even if you aren't hitting your dreams yet, do you want to do what's right or chase the root of all evil...no matter the odds? Benz? Rituals?

Do you want to share sth?


Buhari has not paid my salary from January till date for we in the health sector
Travel / Re: Which Country Can One Relocate To With ₦3 Million? by noisy45(m): 11:41am On Nov 08, 2021
Ekeeyhandsome:
Put that money into cryptocurrency and thank me later after 1yr

You dey mind am
Travel / Re: Which Country Can One Relocate To With ₦3 Million? by noisy45(m): 11:36am On Nov 08, 2021
Israel

You will even have more left from the 3 million

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 18th Century Teapot Used By Chinese Emperor Sold Over £2million At Auction (Pix) by noisy45(m): 2:36pm On Nov 03, 2021
NFT loading
Politics / Re: Accountant-General’s Office Budgets ₦36m For Fumigation Against Reptiles, Pests by noisy45(m): 6:53am On Nov 03, 2021
No be this werey take 200 million naira marry 16 year old.

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Crime / Re: Delta Police Arrest Young Lady With Pistol, Stolen Phones & Drugs by noisy45(m): 11:05pm On Oct 29, 2021
SarkinYarki:
Why does the NPF keep calling Beretta an English pistol? Beretta's are ITALIAN


NPF are illterates

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mark Milley: Chinese Missile Launch Very Concerning, Says Top US General by noisy45(m): 9:20pm On Oct 28, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
I don't even know why the USA are worrying about anything here.

Hypersonic nuclear missiles are toys compared to the high caliber secret weapons in their arsenal. As Superpower, They have the capability to raid and decimate China, Russia and every other countries all in the space of 24 hours.
That's according to some inhabitants of Katsina state ofcourse

Really there's no cause for alarm


grin
Career / Re: Help, My Work Is Messing With My Mental Health. by noisy45(m): 5:28pm On Oct 27, 2021
Wetin you go talk about we that have not been paid for 9 months working in a government teaching hospital. Our mental health self don die.
Celebrities / Re: Janemena Appreciates Her Husband After Kpokpogri Sex Scandal by noisy45(m): 5:32pm On Oct 26, 2021
festacman:
The husband is bidding his time. Stay tuned! It won't be long ...


I swear down she will be shocked soon.
Family / Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by noisy45(m): 7:04pm On Oct 24, 2021
duyox2004:
I hate it. I’m 41, never married, no kids.

I’ve been close…twice. But ended both relationships when they were caught cheating.

I’ve dated several men since then, most older than me, and they seemed to be in no hurry to even be in a committed relationship. Which is crazy to me that these men are mid-40s and still trying to hangout with the guys and party. I met a whole guy group of friends in Houston 2 years ago…all single, all 36–45 years old. They were throwing house parties during the quarantine…parties!! ��

When I was in grade school, I was told to get a degree, don’t get pregnant, just enjoy being single, make friends, keep dating, and the right man will find you.

Now that I have two degrees, traveled the world, developed hobbies, and avoided pregnancy…my doctors are telling me to just be a single mom because I’m running out of eggs as I type this message. �

I beat teenage pregnancy to be considering single motherhood at 41. �

Damn you, parents, counselors, pastors, and everyone who gave me that advice. I can’t get that time (or my eggs) back. I hate being single at this age!! ��


I'm available and single make I marry you be be
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by noisy45(m): 6:43pm On Oct 22, 2021
Boniwhite:
You dont have exclusive right to a lady pussy. You can only be the highest shareholder.

Ehn ehn
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by noisy45(m): 6:08am On Oct 22, 2021
Joshcoli:
I have a bloody strategy that I have used to catch my cheating partners that they become dumbfounded.

One thing about this species called female they will never agree they are cheating even when you see the man cooking his gbola inside her kpekus, they will deny

Guys of you want to know my strategy inbox and don't what this ladies to understand it now

I done inbox you for email
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by noisy45(m): 6:01am On Oct 22, 2021
Munzy14:

Lmao...chai una dey share am...grin
.

The thing ehn tire
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by noisy45(m): 6:01am On Oct 22, 2021
Salako01:



My hand don comoth for any girl that goes by the name, Blessing. I have hugely been unlucky with them. If I hear Blessing e dey do me somehow grin


Yes o they are born flirts
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by noisy45(m): 10:11pm On Oct 21, 2021
About Blessing my 4th ex that slut closed from work and went to meet a man in an hotel in Uyo I was in ibadan something just said I should call her she switched off her main line but forgot to switch off her company phone number. So after several missed calls on her company phone number she finally picked and I urged her to come online in video call she obliged and I saw her naked in a strange bathroom. She lied and lied but I eventually found out the truth and werey kept asking forgiveness. This was a lady I was planning to marry and I had visited her parents and made my intentions known. I will forever never trust a woman.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by noisy45(m): 10:06pm On Oct 21, 2021
About Glory my 3rd ex she mistakenly logged in her Facebook account on my phone and forgot to log out. Come and see chats from men complementing her tight ass and pussy I nearly had an heart attack.

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Politics / Re: NRC Suspends Train Services After Bandits Bombed Kaduna-Abuja Train (Photos) by noisy45(m): 3:03pm On Oct 21, 2021
nedekid:

Off course it will graduate to anti aircraft guns of which airliners are sitting ducks while taking off and landing.
Some people said in this forum that it was only a matter of time before the bandits look at trains as lucrative soft kidnapping targets. Afterall all you need do is damage the track and the train stops or is derailed.


Now I see the reason why I need to escape from this country

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Politics / Re: NRC Suspends Train Services After Bandits Bombed Kaduna-Abuja Train (Photos) by noisy45(m): 2:53pm On Oct 21, 2021
gambia:
This country is finished completely, the only safest route now is by air.

Not when they already have anti aircraft guns and your airforce paid them 20 million naira so that they won't blow buharis plane

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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Akwa Ibom After His Wife Dumped Him by noisy45(m): 10:53am On Oct 19, 2021
masui:



Please throw more light on audio recording aspect and the screen shot.

Google search NITDA copy out there phone numbers and call them while on call record the call and forward it to those loan apps customer care WhatsApp numbers and also send a complaint email to NITDA screenshot it and also send it to those loan apps WhatsApp numbers if they threaten to defame your character to your other phone contacts also get a police anti fraud unit whatsapp number complain to them screenshot your message send to those loan apps, also tell those loan apps that you have forwarded there threats messages to your lawyer. Dem go gentle leave you for weeks undisturbed. grin
Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Akwa Ibom After His Wife Dumped Him by noisy45(m): 8:47pm On Oct 18, 2021
masui:



No be lie oooo.

Sokoloan almost make motor jam me on Saturday. I don swear over my dead body if God help me commot for their ring. It's bye bye to online loan companies no matter the condition wey I find myself. cry cry


I know how to deal with them just report to NITDA through there email and phone number so this with audio recording and screenshot of the email Dem go leave you for days undisturbed.
Celebrities / Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by noisy45(m): 8:30pm On Oct 18, 2021
seanjy4konji:
Na their work be that/...How much they movie weh dem deh buy range rover deh buy designeryou think say many men no deh hustle??but men go always knach dem if better bar deh just for the pride of it...amongst friends say??mercy wehh all of una deh look as celeb na him deh give me doggy for stair case..me local ibadan boy ennter lagos london make money..why i no go shine tonto dike self if bar deh...deh are useless if money deh.


You have said it all jare
Celebrities / Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by noisy45(m): 6:47pm On Oct 17, 2021
seanjy4konji:
If you like abuse POPO GARRI OOO...

MVP...Low key shining the ladies kongo and they come out with their stupid motivational quotes...

Some men deh knack this yeye celeb like mad...all of them are nymphosss

No bleeps given...all of them are sperm bank...wahala for lover boy weh deh give himself headache untop woman weh popo don clear hin cupboard..

I know one petrol station owner in my area that is bleeping Mercy Aigbe
Romance / Re: NIPOST Retiree Dies During Sex With 2 Teenage Girls In Uyo by noisy45(m): 8:48pm On Oct 07, 2021
ClassicMan202:
Thiri gbosa for him, he died in active service


Sex wey we young men dey manage one one, e reach oga turn him pack two



I just dey pity the two girls... Police go just look dem for cell throway key.... Their file go just dey gather dust...


Police men way go Bleep there own join.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rapists Hired To 'break' Inmates Inside Putin's Horror Prisons (graphic Images) by noisy45(m): 9:02pm On Oct 06, 2021
One thing I know about Russia is that the person who posted the video will soon be killed by nerve chemical agents. Fear Putin fear KGB
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Test-Fires Zircon "Unstoppable" Hypersonic Missle From A Submarine by noisy45(m): 7:18pm On Oct 04, 2021
Johnboom:
You are funny. How much does Russia spend on Defense every year compare with Us?

Oga forget that is huge military budget most of it is spent on there weapon maintaince. Especially US Navy alone consumes 60% of it's Miltary budget it's no joke maintaining and nuclear fueling 15 aircraft carriers.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Test-Fires Zircon "Unstoppable" Hypersonic Missle From A Submarine by noisy45(m): 7:10pm On Oct 04, 2021
MangekyoAlt:


You must be a comedian. Sadly your comedies are lame too undecided
Russia have the military capability to wipe US out of the surface of the earth

Even former us president Trump said it with his mouth that the only country capable of turning the USA to nuclear ashes is Russia he didn't even rate China.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warplanes Intercept US B-52 Nuclear Bomber Over Pacific Ocean(Pix,video) by noisy45(m): 8:42pm On Sep 27, 2021
Mangekyo:


Bro russia isn't like UK or US with little land mass. We're talking about the country with the largest land mass here. I doubt if there are people living thousands of kilometer near the boarders. The environment in that area should be forests or savanna's. Taking that plane down wouldn't mean anything.

USA bullied Russia? grin how and when? Please enlighten me

Russia that use to fly there own bombers and fighters near the borders of US state of Alaska I hope American nairaland boys are aware of that too.

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