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Sports / Re: Wike Presents Buses To Rivers United & Rivers Angels, ₦20Million To Beat Enyimba by noisy45(m): 8:57pm On Feb 12, 2021
SlayerForever:
Enyimba go still wipe them.

That one nah sure banker
Education / Re: Delta State Polytechnic Bans Students From Driving Cars On Campus (Photo) by noisy45(m): 7:20am On Feb 11, 2021
Dpharisee:


I can tell the part of Nigeria you came from grin

Certainly he must be Igbo
Politics / Re: Amotekun Arrests Two Armed Underage Herdsmen, Impounds 200 Cows In Ondo by noisy45(m): 10:37am On Feb 10, 2021
shiffynaani:
this mark iv and AK 47, which one is more powerful bro?

One shot from Mark IV will kill 2 to 3 close enemies coming at you an ak 47 won't do that.
Politics / Re: Amotekun Arrests Two Armed Underage Herdsmen, Impounds 200 Cows In Ondo by noisy45(m): 10:35am On Feb 10, 2021
Asswipemod:


Those are not hunting guns. That is a Mark IV bolt action rifle used in the 2nd WW. The second is a 12 gauge pump action long barreled shot gun. Both are effective wasting tools but the MarkIV is old fashioned.

That Mark IV was a deadly weapon in the hands of Biafran soldiers during the Biafran war. It throws even the shooter backwards not to talk of the person the bullets hits.

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Politics / Re: Open Grazing: Northern Governors Finally Called Spade, A Spade – Atedo Peterside by noisy45(m): 6:05pm On Feb 09, 2021
They will still use the spade as shovel and milk Nigerians dry all in the name of creating ranches

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Politics / Re: APC Membership Registration: Senator Kalu Urges Ndigbo To Join The Party by noisy45(m): 12:46pm On Feb 07, 2021
dreh17:
Instead of talking about the unjustly execution of the eastern soldiers that were reportedly killed without fair hearing undecided undecided , he's here encouraging them to still join the enemy
Igbos are the problems of themselves.... Hear talk from one of their elders.

He will soon get the Ike Ekweremadu beating.
Politics / Re: Igboho: I Won't Help Ayete In Oyo Fight Fulani Herdsmen Except Makinde Invites by noisy45(m): 5:59pm On Feb 02, 2021
Fulani has always been raping yorubas since 1800

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Family / Re: Our Wedding Pictures (White And Traditional) by noisy45(m): 10:33pm On Feb 01, 2021
She is definitely giving that oyinbo man anal sexx
Politics / Re: APC Registration: Lagos Leaders Allege Plot To Whittle Down Tinubu's Influence by noisy45(m): 7:28am On Feb 01, 2021
You can't trust the Northerners with politics they will deal with Tinubu by propping up someone in SouthWest that will be robbing shoulders with him. Make we dey watch.

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Romance / Re: Queens Of Sex: Nigeria’s Multimillionaire Aphrodisiac Sellers by noisy45(m): 10:02pm On Jan 30, 2021
Nothing to say

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TV/Movies / Re: Do You Still Watch Television? by noisy45(m): 12:48pm On Jan 30, 2021
susy6999:
In 2020, I never spent more than 1 hour watching TV.

I have never sat down to watch TV this year.

Same with me I'm always busy with office work and cryptocurrency trading
Celebrities / Re: Instagram Deletes Tunde Ednut's Page Again After Hitting 1M Followers In 3 Days by noisy45(m): 2:05pm On Jan 13, 2021
fergieboy:
He should go and start WhatsApp Tv grin

Or telegram group
Food / Re: Post Your New Year Food Here Let's See by noisy45(m): 8:23pm On Jan 01, 2021
I just dey manage

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do Perfectly Well by noisy45(m): 8:20pm On Jan 01, 2021
Driving, I can drive perfectly while rolling marijuana
Celebrities / Re: "I Go Leave This Music For Una" - Davido Tweets After Quarrel With Burnaboy by noisy45(m): 8:17pm On Dec 28, 2020
gaius01:


If I was talking to you then you got the gut to insult me. but I wasn't referring to you. and yet you called my life a miserable one.

am reporting this right away.
grin
gaius01:


If I was talking to you then you got the gut to insult me. but I wasn't referring to you. and yet you called my life a miserable one.

am reporting this right away.
Romance / Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by noisy45(m): 2:01pm On Dec 10, 2020
timebomb02:


lol 1001 way to die.
guys don see things for this life o.
my own told me she is in church on Tuesday, i use a random number to call her 30 min after. only to be hearing her ringtone and a nigga's voice. ha! e dey pain person no be small.

going into relationship with your heart in this social media era is like suicide.


True talk
Romance / Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by noisy45(m): 6:59pm On Dec 09, 2020
She was fucking 9 other guys plus me I discovered when I snoop on her Facebook and WhatsApp chat. Come and see how guys were complimenting her pvssy and ass. I nearly died of heart attack

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Romance / Re: Do You Ever Regret Breaking Up With Your Ex? by noisy45(m): 11:04pm On Dec 08, 2020
Starzo:
3some with u and another girl or guy??
with another guy
Family / Re: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by noisy45(m): 12:01pm On Dec 08, 2020
uuzba:
Only failures advice married people to divorce.
You be mumu
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Where Do You Work And What's Your Position? by noisy45(m): 11:57am On Dec 08, 2020
Administrative officer in a Federal Teaching Hospital
Family / Re: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by noisy45(m): 11:50am On Dec 08, 2020
Divorce her, smoke some weed and drink you will be ok.
Romance / Re: Do You Ever Regret Breaking Up With Your Ex? by noisy45(m): 11:42am On Dec 08, 2020
I never regretted it she is a damaged lady that loves 3some s3x

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Romance / Re: What Life Lesson(s) Did You Learn From Your Previous Relationships? by noisy45(m): 9:23pm On Dec 07, 2020
JohnspeakU:
Hello Everyone!! I am here again with another discussion thread that we can all learn from.

Some people make the mistake of going into a relationship without knowing why they were there. The reason why people rain curses on their exes is simply because they felt they only wasted their time and never benefited anything from the relationship. But the truth is, there is always a lesson or two to learn from every relationship either positively or negatively So the question is, what life lessons did you learn from your past relationship?

Let me share mine.
Before now I used to believe that men are richer than females not until I dated one calabar girl in Abuja that opened my eyes. This girl works as a nurse in a private clinic and earns about 80k. The surprising thing is that she belongs to about 6 contributions that she puts almost all her salary in��‍♀️ After using her money to pay contributions, she will start demanding money from me for everything even down to recharge card to call her mom. So as a sharp Edo guy, I rallied among my colleagues and started paying contributions too��

She thought me how to save unknowingly.

Tell us about yours.

she had threesomes with my friends guys please don't date damaged ladies.

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Politics / Re: Fashola Inaugurates Rivers Flyover, Commends Wike’s Urban Renewal Scheme by noisy45(m): 10:13am On Nov 10, 2020
Oyikoha:
Wike go soon decamp

I swear

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election 2020: Biden Prepares For Presidency, Launches Transition Website by noisy45(m): 1:39pm On Nov 05, 2020
WATCHOVER:
Biden is just been arrogant and is allowing his ego overide him. he will never win, I see trump ending up winning

what did you smoke
Health / Re: I Finally Took The Hiv Test And The Result Is.... by noisy45(m): 9:49am On Nov 01, 2020
DeltaBachelor:
Man ! You are one lucky son of a *****. This one na big testimony bro. Thank God for a second chance. Meanwhile, can you please furnish me with the following details abeg ? ..... Your Genotype and Your Blood group and your age bracket in ten years ( e.g 20 -30 or 30 - 40). I am carrying out a little research on this HIV thing jare. I think some certain people are actually immune to the virus. Thanks in anticipation. God bless you and happy New month.

Especially As genotype and blood group 0+ are mostly immune to the HiV virus

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Health / Re: I Finally Took The Hiv Test And The Result Is.... by noisy45(m): 9:43am On Nov 01, 2020
Anoth:
I heard the Hiv drugs the patients use is so powerful just like cancer drugs.
It also has a lot of adverse effects but they have no choice than to keep using it.
Till Death.

Please stay safe Guys.

It makes one hallucinating, causes doziness and seeing things that are not there, witches or wizard chasing you at nights. That's why the drug is mostly taken at night
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts As Trump Sends Soldiers To Rescue 1 Man, Calls Out Buhari by noisy45(m): 9:06am On Nov 01, 2020
ZKOSOSO:

There is nothing about Bokoharam that we don’t know already. Buhari owns Bokoharam. He's Board Chairman while Shekau is just a mere Managing director.

while hell rufai is the secretary

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Politics / Re: Hoodlums, Residents Invade Warehouse In Osun, Loot COVID-19 Palliatives by noisy45(m): 2:12pm On Oct 23, 2020
setobaba:
Pls who has info on where palliatives for Ogun and Oyo are kept ?

And lastly it will not be better for whoever is in charge for the distribution of the palliatives to the masses.

In the US, all citizens were given $1000 for staying at home.

Now your struggle continues (NYSC) is the slogan here

oyo is at akobo
Crime / Re: Youths Swim In Oba Of Lagos Pool, Destroy His Royal Stool by noisy45(m): 7:27pm On Oct 22, 2020
hammer3:
AS FROM TODAY, I HAVE UTMOST RESPECT FOR OUR BELOVED YORUBA YOUTH FOR RISING BEYOND ETHNIC LINES AND LEADING THE ENTIRE NATION OUT TO CONFRONT OUR TORMENTORS.

DEM DON TOO TRY.



MEANWHILE, THE OLD FOOLS ARE STILL TRYING TO PUSH A TRIBAL NARRATIVE TO DIVIDE SOUTHERN NIGERIA, BUT NOBODY IS LISTENING, ANYMORE.



THE DIVISION IS BETWEEN RICH AND POOR, POLITICIANS AND THEIR MILITARY PROTECTORS, VERSUS THE REST OF US.



U CAN IMAGINE WAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF FOR SAY DEM CATCH OBA. grin grin





Dem for don kill am
Crime / Re: Thug Wears Judge’s Robe And Wig As Hoodlums Attack High Court In Lagos by noisy45(m): 2:42pm On Oct 22, 2020
mytime24:
d youths now have their own
DPO OBA And now JUDGE cheesy

What next grin
Governor then President

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Politics / Re: PDP Sponsoring EndSARS Protests - APC by noisy45(m): 10:54am On Oct 22, 2020
I once told a friend 2 weeks ago that APC shit will blame PDP for that protest now they have said it.

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