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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Chadian President In Aso Rock (Photos) by noisy45(m): 7:24pm On Aug 19, 2022
Them won import voters from Chad
Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by noisy45(m): 6:22pm On Aug 09, 2022
cowboyvs:


Not exactly man. I feel ashamed discussing this with my family and friends reason why I brought it here. Moreover, nobody knows it all. I have informed her I am moving on but she is still texting and begging. I am jst tired man.

Oga block her i also blocked my we dated for 3 years while she was busy whoring around.
Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by noisy45(m): 6:11pm On Aug 09, 2022
cowboyvs:
Good day Folks, I am not going to bore you with all the details. Ok, I have been a member of this Forum but I really need matured advise cos I am in a dilemma right now. I met this cute babe in 2021. She is from Edo I am Igbo. I was really thinking of getting married to her but I have some serious concerns.

Firstly, sometime last year she came visiting. While she was sleeping on my laps her phone screen lit up so I was tempted to look and I saw message delivered to Mariam. So something whispered to me to check the content of the message. When I checked, I discovered that the message was deleted after it was sent.

So being a Guyman, that discovery spurred my curiosity. What I did was to copy the number and checked on Truecaller, lo and behold a Man’s name appeared. So I checked his name on face book and checked on WhatsApp too and I saw it was a married Man with five kids.

So I waited till morning and confronted her. Initially, she denied it was a man but when I confronted her with my evidence she confessed it was a married man. I enquired further and she told me they have had s*x like 4 times while we were dating ooo. I butted her out of my house and blocked her completely.

But this babe will be using other pple’s phones to call and be sending msgs telling me she is sorry. So at a point I forgave her and we continued, but, I was not ready to start trusting her again. So last week, I was trying to see if she has truly turned a new leaf before making a major move by going to see her parents. I was shocked what I saw in her WhatsApp.

There was this random dude asking her out. From their chats she told the guy that she has a boyfriend so she can’t have anything to do with him. But, she sent him a video of her touching her Vagi*a. Telling him she wets and squirts very well. When the guy demanded they see so he can feel her she told him no that her Vagin* is only for her boyfriend. Also I saw so many guys asking her out but she kept telling them she is in a serious relationship and she can’t date them.

So I am really confused. She is 22 and I am 33. It pains me so much cos this girl is so loving and caring and also a good cook. She treats me well and has never disrespected me. I am really hurting inside cos I feel this is not the kind of woman I wanna marry like how do u expose the most intimate part of ur body to someone else. Is it lack of maturity or she is jst loose and I didn’t know. I have refused picking her calls but she keeps on begging and sending msgs seriously. I am tired.

Please I need matured advise cos I am no longer getting young and I wanna settle down ASAP.

I was once in yours shoes last year she is from akwa ibom caught her sending her nudes to a married man on WhatsApp, i forgave her. Guess what I caught her again in an hotel with another married man for Uyo she was naked with her big breast. Nah so i ended the relationship. As an Igbo guy i deserve the best. Now the stupid girl just got married to an unfortunate man. I just dey laugh cheesy Just dump her she is of no good to you. Thank God nah relationship level you dey with her. OP kindly end the relationship and kick her out.
Health / Re: My Friend Has HIV, But She Recently Had A Blood Test And Is Not Showing anymore by noisy45(m): 6:00pm On Aug 09, 2022
Orch1981:

So you mean apart from UCH ibadan any order place you can find them unless I com to I badan?
Please make una find food feed them well na hunger make them slim

Nah there i dey work
Politics / Re: Governor Abdulrazaq Chased Away By Decamping APC Members - Isaac Fayose Reacts by noisy45(m): 1:53pm On Aug 09, 2022
Komu1048:




The best way to solve security is to vote Tinubu 2023.
Nigerians must not do mistake of voting Obi, his victory is a win for Ipob. They will extend their madness to every part of Nigeria. U don't need to be told their is no part of Nigeria that there no Igbo man. It will be so easy for them to kill millions of Nigerian. Esp the SS n SW becox u can't even identify them unlike how we easily identify a Fulani.

Most Ipob can speak local diet of where they base, they can dress and disguise without being recognized.

Use NE as a case study, during Jonathan time. They were killing in their region but couldn't reach out to other region the president is not their kinsmen. Immediately Buhari enter we all bleed for it.

Now ipob is more deadlier than Fulani, they are educated, more strategic, more financing knows cronies n creeks. And they hate Nigerians more.

Now u want to add federal power to everything they had. I am very sure port Harcourt, Benin n Lagos will be their most hit destination.

The only answer is to vote Tinubu, he is a detribalise man. As governor he employed so much igbos and hausa into Lagos employment scheme. Go to Alausa and verify, they are now in level 14 n 15. There is no area of Lagos employment you won't find every Nigerian ably represented n he is not secretly financing any terror group. Don't dare vote Atiku, he is the number one financier of Boko Haram, he is their patron.

If I knack you 2 by 2 for head
Politics / Re: Governor Abdulrazaq Chased Away By Decamping APC Members - Isaac Fayose Reacts by noisy45(m): 1:51pm On Aug 09, 2022
apache22b:
More reason why we need Tinubu because he's the only man who can restore peace and trust and i see some Obidient urchins being dismayed and masturbating with the viral song Emilokan, to set the record straight. All Peter Obi supporters will be disappointed come February 2023 election because Tinubu must be the next President of this Country.

All Nigerian youths i implore everyone to come out and vote massively for Tinubu. He's been ordained by god already to take us to the promise land, Peter Obi is a failure and will continue to fail.

Falseprophet1 confirmed it already

Youths let us all say No to Peter Obi and their imaginary Obidient's. Enough is Enough

I'm shocked you type still exist. On what scorecard should I vote APC. grin
Health / Re: My Friend Has HIV, But She Recently Had A Blood Test And Is Not Showing anymore by noisy45(m): 1:44pm On Aug 09, 2022
Orch1981:

My brother HIV is not real

Come UCH, Ibadan on excursion make I show you HIV AIDS patients.
Crime / Re: Cubana Chief Priest's Convoy Attacked By Unknown Gunmen (Video, Pics) by noisy45(m): 8:06pm On Aug 07, 2022
OkoYibo:


He didn't need to rig to win the first time. Now that state apparatus are in his hands and he is a member of the ruling party, forget. He don already win.

You just come here and spill trash I'm an Enugu state man living in Imo state in a free and fair election under Buhari, Hope Uzodinma won't win his senitorial district not to talk of his local government
Crime / Re: Cubana Chief Priest's Convoy Attacked By Unknown Gunmen (Video, Pics) by noisy45(m): 7:59pm On Aug 07, 2022
Jeezuzpick:


Look the pic well.

The bullets didn't penetrate his windshield.

Bulletproof

That G wagon is not completely bulletproof only the windshield is bullet proof the body of the car is not bulletproof
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Will Pay 'A Heavy Price' After Gaza Attacks - Iran Warns by noisy45(m): 4:17pm On Aug 07, 2022
Xfemt:
abegie make I hear word

The only thing making the west not to attack Iran is their nuclear war head

They have nothing and always boost because of it

With the nuclear warhead
Iran is nothing

Iran never get nuclear weapon there nuclear program is still under development they are still enriching uranium an ingredient for nuclear weapon.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Will Pay 'A Heavy Price' After Gaza Attacks - Iran Warns by noisy45(m): 1:43pm On Aug 07, 2022
olugabbie:



Israel don't have the capacity to invade Iran. Likewise Iran. The two countries are far apart from each other. So a war between them is going to be a missile war.

Israel air force is far better than Iran air force. So Israel can carry out air strike on Iran. Iranian air force can not do the same. But they have enough sophisticated drones and advance missiles (not the rocket made from recycled materials the Palestine are firing into Israel) to respond to any Israelis aggression. The Iranian ability to respond is the reason why Israel has not carried out the threat of attacking Iranian nuclear sites.

The same reason the US & NATO don't want the war in Ukraine to go beyond Ukraine. If they hit Russia. Russia will strike back (conventional or not).

You said it all

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Will Pay 'A Heavy Price' After Gaza Attacks - Iran Warns by noisy45(m): 1:41pm On Aug 07, 2022
God1000:
And who told you that Iran doesn't have good intelligence agencies? Both Israel and Iran are a match


Do you that there are Iranian Jews citizens living in Iran. When i read about it I shock. See Israeli mossads is deadly have you ever asked how israel assisnates many Iranian nuclear scientist. Israeli Mossad no be CIA mate self.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Will Pay 'A Heavy Price' After Gaza Attacks - Iran Warns by noisy45(m): 1:35pm On Aug 07, 2022
Xfemt:
na wa oh grin

So you can’t make your point with out insult

And besides Israel isn’t my beloved country
Nigeria is ok

I’m stating the obvious
Iran cant match Israel

A country the whole Arab world fear na small Iran wan follow do
Israel will annihilate them and no one will talk just like they are doing against Palestine’s

Oga when it comes to deadly unannounced pre-emptive strikes Israel is deadly Iran won't know what hit them. But how Iran will response matters and I don't know how. Iran has an aging airforce with soviet era warplanes but Iran has real good drones and kamikaze drones they can use in saturated air attacks plus well guided missles and rockets.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Will Pay 'A Heavy Price' After Gaza Attacks - Iran Warns by noisy45(m): 1:22pm On Aug 07, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
E be like say Iran wants to Stop existing from this world

Iran is also powerful I see no winner if both of them clash in a conventional war. Israel have the best and deadily airforce in the world even USA learn from them. Israel will hit major iranian military installation in an airwar but Iran has craze drones too.
Crime / Re: How 5 ‘money Doublers’ Engaged Lady In Marathon Sex In Guise To Make Her Rich by noisy45(m): 9:37pm On Aug 06, 2022
grandstar:
Her name should have been withheld. This is unprofessional reporting.

Imagine opening your legs for this useless looking thing? Spits. She would never have had sex with this devil if she hadn't been thoroughly deceived.

Yes, she might have been careless but she still remains a victim.
Her type is definitely from Akwa Ibom from her name
Politics / Re: FG Confirms Purchase Of N1.4 Billion Worth Of Vehicles For Niger Republic by noisy45(m): 6:34pm On Aug 03, 2022
Nah to impeach this werey remain

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Politics / Re: Man Of The Year Award: Apostle Chibuzor Of OPM Steps Down For Peter Obi by noisy45(m): 11:44am On Aug 02, 2022
Heimdal:
Tinubu will soon organize his own award to stay relevant.

Just dey observe Lol

You ehn grin

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Politics / Re: In 1993, Atiku Supported Muslim-muslim Ticket When He Wanted To Be Abiola's VP by noisy45(m): 3:09pm On Aug 01, 2022
orohbiro:
He done they way atiku dey find this presidency o even when I was 5 chai

Are you married
Politics / Re: APC & PDP Women In Adamawa Burning Their Membership Cards And Joined LP(video) by noisy45(m): 5:46pm On Jul 31, 2022
Penguin2:
Atiku’s backyard grin

First, it was youths erecting Peter Obi’s billboard at Tinubu’s backyard in Osun.

Now, APC and PDP members are burning their membership cards at Atiku’s backyard.

And one idiot said Peter Obi will lose Anambra grin

No mind those urchins
Politics / Re: Zack Orji Declares Support For Tinubu (Video) by noisy45(m): 9:27pm On Jul 30, 2022
He needs Tinubus money

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Politics / Re: Presidency: Obasanjo Woos North For Obi/Baba-Ahmed - Newtelegraphng by noisy45(m): 1:07pm On Jul 30, 2022
Kennedyli:
Not just Obasanjo. Even the likes of Sanusi and all those who worked with Peter Obi in the banking sector and in SEC are secretly pushing for him.

This is the difference between Obi's ambition and that of Tinubu. Tinubu has to pay or coerce people to support him, while Obi's is organic.

https://rentic.app/send-request/

Goodluck Jonathan and Babangida inclusive they are pressuring Atiku to drop ambition for Peter Obi thats why the dubai atiku has not been serious with campaign.
Politics / Re: See The Moment Peter Obi Was Introduced In Dunamis Church By Dr Becky Eneche by noisy45(m): 10:01am On Jul 30, 2022
SenatePresdo:


Una go dey give unaself false hope, I wonder where you guys intends to get votes for Tinubu.

Put calls around the country, Tinubu is only popular among APC politicians.

Go to North they are decamping from APC on daily basis.

This election is Bewteen Atiku and Obi, mark it somewhere.

Una eyes go clear even before election month, make campaign start.. You will understand better.

From the look of things Atiku may likely step aside and collapse structure for Peter Obi. Obasanjo, Jonathan pressure is on Atiku to step aside as I speak. I'm a PDP man i know what I'm saying that's why atiku is not taking this election seriously.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Housemate, Eloswg Wears "Be Obedient And Useful" Dress In The House by noisy45(m): 1:26am On Jul 29, 2022
babaolofin:


IBOS, I trust them, anywhere you find them must promote themselves. I am not surprised that he is promoting his brother Peter OBI. The IBOS don't find anything bad supporting an IBO cause but if it is a Yoruba person that supports another Yoruba person, that is tribalism. You hardly find IBOS supporting another person from another tribe on a cause another IBO is pursuing. It is only Yorubas that support other people to pull down Yoruba heroes. No tribe in Nigeria does that, it is only Yorubas. YORUBA RONU.

I attended University in IBO land several years ago. I have IBO friends that were born or grew up in Lagos and Ibadan. 99% of them are Peter Obi supporters. With different Social Media groups, I received estimated 200 messages daily across all the groups the first seven days Tinubu announced Shettima as running mate. Most of the messages are propaganda and false alarms.

Chimamanda Adichie few weeks ago said she is eagerly waiting to vote Peter Obi. I responded on a social media platform that nobody expects her to vote Tinubu or Atiku, it is natural because she is IBO. If she were Yoruba, it is natural for her also to decide not to vote Tinubu or any Yoruba man. I said her elder sisters, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala and Oby Ezekwesili had earlier declared their support for Peter Obi and from experience while in the campus, it is natural for them to promote themselves. That is why it was easy for estimated 13,000 IBOS to sign Petition Register against Reno Omokri.

Eloswg - Eloka Nwamu Paul, you have tried, the IBOS are proud of you.

It is IGBO NOT IBO
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Housemate, Eloswg Wears "Be Obedient And Useful" Dress In The House by noisy45(m): 1:10am On Jul 29, 2022
apache22b:
I pity those who will not vote Tinubu in 2023.
They will all regret the true dividends of democracy if they miss this Golden opportunity to make it right. Only Tinubu can salvage Nigeria again shocked

Get out grin
Politics / Re: 71% Of Newly Registered Voters Are Youths - INEC by noisy45(m): 10:30pm On Jul 28, 2022
Odin13:
Nigerian youths are wiser than IPOB bingos ..

They’re well prepared for Ekpa and IPOB youths calling them zoo..

Delta is giving me joy.. Kano too and kaduna ..

By the Ekpa bingos wake to reality .. Na to start bombing out their region out of existence

East and south.. giving me joy Altogether

From the north to south , from east to west .. they keep decamping to pdp .. to make a united statement

IPOB and their bingos can keep cursing online .. Na dia trait from beginning


Power to the people
North 2023


They can keep liking their post... is always different offline

You need a psychiatrist check up. You spell trash all the time.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's E-Campaign Dwarfs APC And PDP As Kwankwaso Struggles To Fit In by noisy45(m): 2:58pm On Jul 28, 2022
PandoraObi:
Stop using your parents' personification and attributes to describe others

30k apc urchin you can't stand where I stand today by my academic qualifications, social status and federal appointment in the Nigerian Health Sector. Who are you little melanzana (bastard)
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's E-Campaign Dwarfs APC And PDP As Kwankwaso Struggles To Fit In by noisy45(m): 1:07pm On Jul 28, 2022
PandoraObi:
That means the comments, likes and quotes of other people made your parents a failure? learn to leave your folly at home when coming on nairaland, thanks

You are an epitome of failure
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's E-Campaign Dwarfs APC And PDP As Kwankwaso Struggles To Fit In by noisy45(m): 9:50am On Jul 28, 2022
PandoraObi:
Were talking reality, that was how GEJ campaign dwarfed all others but today buhari is the president

When you check your comments and see how many likes and quotes you have against the likes of those supporting Obi/Datti just know you are a failure already.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's E-Campaign Dwarfs APC And PDP As Kwankwaso Struggles To Fit In by noisy45(m): 9:48am On Jul 28, 2022
Odin13:
Thank God is online...

Na where e stop.. and hopefully he will win online IPOB

Them no Dey use mouth win elections...

Dem no Dey use mouth develop Nigeria.. when in physical he did nothing .. Na mouth he wan use develop Nigeria?

IPOB and Ekpa autopiloters are just wasting their money for fun

The eArly the begin shout Biafra or death the better.. why stop killings in the east and Esn actions with their unknown gunmen, just to come online to shout Nigeria is not a zoo again but need to develop after burning their land.


Only stupid and foolish Nigerians will vote Obi .. highest likes they can get on any online sites is 2k
And that’s a reflection of their votes ..

Nigerian youths are wiser and smarter than obi online henchmen and IPOB bingos


Power to the people
North 2023

Truth is bitter .. reason why IPOB. Bingos will always insult the moniker with insults.. dem no sabi pass abuse and curse .. one foolish igbomoniker even add in Jesus mighty name amen grin after cursing his generation

Make Jesus come put OBi naa

IPOB bingos are not wise at all..

Barking ekuke

When you check your comments and see how many likes and quotes you have against the likes of those supporting Obi/Datti just know you are a failure already.
Fashion / Re: Miss Cross River Princess Mercy Odey Abu Crowned Queen Of Aso International by noisy45(m): 4:41pm On Jul 24, 2022
Shalommy:
Wow!!... shocked Food for senators! Beautiful ladies.

This one nah Gov Ben Ayade food. That man like knack ehn

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by noisy45(m): 2:38pm On Jul 19, 2022
ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Op i beg Guy abeg host me how you make 30k with your phone weekly
Politics / Re: Daura Residents File Out To Greet President Buhari As He Treks To His Home by noisy45(m): 9:07pm On Jul 09, 2022
slimanyd:
Lol. Almost 50 men in Suit in your Home Town ?

If you come visit Rivers state nko or Oyo State . Can anyone give me a tentative figure of the men in suit that will guide him around .

The fear of the unknown grin grin grin. When you knew ur handwork sef no clean.


His SSS men in suit are over 100 not to talk of presidential guards i.e elite soldiers guarding him.

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